╭―勹　　　Attention! DQN!
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）　　　We are the Eternal Decembrists. We seek to liberate you from the
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　oppresive cycle of Endless September. At this very moment we are
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /　　　occupying key locations throughout the Elitist Superstructure.
　　　 ノ⁁ へ　　　　　Failure to comply with our demands will meet with GRAVE and
　　　( ク　＼ク　　　　UNDEFINED consequences.