ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 13:06

>>1 is an idiot

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 13:50

>>2 was voted Most Likely To Die of a Terminal Spaz Attack in high school.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 15:52

>>3 was the only voter for the entire contest

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 15:53

>>3 never made it to high school.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 16:03

>> 4 and >>5 fucked up the timing

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 17:52

>>6 fucked up Old Ike Thomas

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 20:17

>>7 pulled that name out of his ass

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 20:24

Ironically enough, >>8 fucked Old Ike Thomas up the ass.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:23

Sadly for >>9, Old Ike Thomas wanted to return the "favor"

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:40

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I liked to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how >>10 became the queen of a board called DQN.

Sixty years ago, >>10 worked in what was once his grandfather's greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. >>10 got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by himself. That summer, they hired a man to help >>10 get the benches ready for the fall planting.

Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white, shaded by the brim of his battered felt fedora.

He did not chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, >>10 expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

The old-timer extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart >>10 ever heard. The old fellow then winked at >>10, "Ike Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game."

>>10 thought he said, "Checkers." >>10 was nineteen, green as grass. >>10 said, "I was never much good at that game."

"Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men ..."

"I'll bet you do."

"... and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

"I thought we were talking about ..."

"You like jumping old men's peckers?"

>>10 shook his head.

"I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. >>10 learned most of the sex he knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. >>10 had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as brown as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his high-top work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and >>10 could see the white curly hairs on his
chest and belly.

"Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then sticking his tongue out far enough that the tip could touch the end of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

"People do that?"

He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

"I never ..."

"Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

"No way."

"Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. "Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

"Why would I do that?"

"Curiosity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

"I'm no queer."

"Now don't be getting judgmental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't being queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a hand into the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. "Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

>>10 swallowed, hard.

Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:50

>>11 is longwinded.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 21:55

>>12 can't pay attention

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 22:19

>>13 can't pay for attention

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 22:54

>>14 pays for sex.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 23:18

>>15 gets paid for sex

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 23:26

>>16 gets paid to remain celibate

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 23:59

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:06

>>18 pays >>17 to come up with good insults for this thread, making >>17 the biggest fraudster this century

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:10

>>19 pays the eternal price.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:13

>>18 prays for sex

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:25

>>21 took 14 minutes to think of that.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 00:50

>>22 spams stickies on /a/ to seem "hip" and "cool"

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:28

>>23 spams /b/ to seem "hip" and "cool"

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:32

>>24 goes to 4chan

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 01:40

>>25 goes to 7chan, because it's supposedly so much less retarded than 4chan

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:12

>>26 goes to 4-ch, because it's supposedly so much more metal than 7chan

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 04:42

>>27 thinks Tom Petty is pretty metal.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 05:04

>>28 wants Tom to pet him.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 06:08

>>29 gets pet by Tom

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 06:40

>>30 is the only person on myspace who is not tom's friend.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 09:08

>>31 is Tom DeLay.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 11:55

>>32 is Tom ReLay

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:11

>>33
looks at the previous threads for insults

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:19

>>34 had to ask his mom with help for insults

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 12:38

>>35 secretly hates mittens

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 13:28

>>36 secretly loves >>35

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 13:44

>>37 would love >>36 in the open, but is afraid of being ostracized

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 16:47

>>38 has no such fear

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 19:37

>>39 is the man without fear, mostly due to the lobotomy he received at the state mental institution.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:28

>>40 stole my candy

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 20:56

>>41 is a babyfur

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:41

>>42 is fursecuting >>41! Hey everyone, >>42's a fursecutionist!

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:45

>>43 broke the rules by insulting more than one poster

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:46

>>1-44 are morons.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:47

Takes one to know one, >>45

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:49

>>46 can't tell if the object is plural or singular.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 21:50

>>46 is a tattle-tale

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:06

>>48 has graduated from being a mere tattle-tale into a full time snitch

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:25

>>49 missed a small, but not completely insignificant, GET

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 22:29

>>50 has a small, and totally insignificant PENIS

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:17

>>51's penis is the only thing significant about him.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:44

>>52 is a woman, but pretends she isn't by acting macho

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 23:59

>>53 isn't a woman, but likes to pretend he is.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 08:55

>>54 is willing this thread to fall off the front page of /dqn/.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 11:40

>>55 knows about 20 different mangas with a sakura chan as the main character.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 11:44

>>56 wants a girlfriend named Sakura

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 13:33

>>57 would prefer a boyfriend called Sakura

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 13:40

>>58 would prefer his hand every day

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 14:14

>>59 would prefer his goldfish any day

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:00

>>60 would prefer his fishtank any day

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:09

>>61 would prefer the exhaust pipe on his car any day

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 16:35

>>62 is insulting us from the burn unit, after he tried it.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:14

>>63 would try earsex

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 17:45

>>64 has tried earsex

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 18:00

>>65 engages in regular earsex

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 19:48

>>66 wrote "Earsex - A Lover's Guide"

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:43

>>67 posted ads in his paper trying to find someone to have earsex with, but got no responses.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 20:48

>>68 knew the right paper to advertise in, and got several

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:22

>>69 was one of those responses

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:30

>>70 also responded, but would only do oral earsex

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 21:56

>>71 offered to do anal earsex

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:15

>>72 has a fetish for scatological auralsex

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 22:59

>>73 mainly just loves the sound of pooping.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:22

once >>74 poops, he can't stop

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:30

>>75 has wet dreams about the Pringles man.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4881 23:44

>>76 has a Pringles man vore fetish.

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:00

>>77 has a fetish for the word "mittens" but, sadly has a morbid fear of the actual thing.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 00:37

>>78 has a fear of kittens.

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 01:09

>>79 wears kittens for mittens.

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 03:04

>>80 has an inadequete amount of kittens

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:11

>>81 has an inadequate amount of funk.

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

VIPからきますた

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:38

VIPからきますた

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 07:54

>>83
>>84
came from VIP

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:19

>>85 came over VIP

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 11:43

>>86 is a VIP HERO

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 13:03

>>87 is a VIPSTAR

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 16:17

>>88 is the 'daily sage' guy

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 18:47

>>89 wishes he was bold enough to be >>88

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4882 19:47

>>90 wishes he was 'bold' and 'extreme' instead of 'mild' and 'eccentric'

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 05:11

>>91 can only eat mild salsa.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 10:20

>>92 wishes 'he' had a penis so he could stick it into every salsa jar in the mexican restaurant 'he' frequents.

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 11:31

>>93 is a smelly, dumb, beaner scum working illegally in a Mexican restaurant

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 15:06

>>94 has seen the light of day

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 16:55

>>95 is blind and needs someone to help him post

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:07

>>96 directs blind people into traffic

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:27

>>97 directs traffic into blind people

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:49

>>98 traffics blind people indirectly

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 21:52

>>98 directs >>97 into >>96.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4883 22:00

>>100 directed his insult to the wrong person, and was an exceptionally shitty 100GET to boot.

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 01:54

>>101 couldn't have done much better.

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 02:38

>>102 is only bitter because he didn't get the chance

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 03:00

>>103 has the dream of a 10000GET

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 12:13

>>104 has the dream of one day becoming a girl.

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 18:33

>>105 has the dream of one day become a man (but he'll never achieve that feat)

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:13

>>106 is responsible for the death of 2channel

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 19:32

>>107 is the scumsucking lawyer aiding the case against 2channel.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 20:16

love is as unreachable for >>108 as the fifth dimension.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 21:58

>>109 pretends to be Densha Otoko

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 22:57

and hello, guitar otoko

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:24

and daily sage

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4884 23:29

>>112 likes to sage because it makes the pain go away.

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 02:06

>>113 is secretly >>112

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:51

>>114
Posts at regular timed intervals ITT, but shares a name with others, to appear as somebody with an erattic internet connection.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 05:30

>>115's tragic affliction with Tourette's syndrome causes him to hit his enter key at inappropriate moments.

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:11

>>116 is still looking for the "any" key.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:24

>>117 is still looking for the "eleven" button on the telephone

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 07:35

>>118 is still stuck on a broken escalator

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 09:27

>>119 is still stuck on a broken elevator

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:29

>>120 is still stuck in a broken stairwell

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 11:58

>>121 needs to use a stairmaster

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:13

>>122 smells

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 13:20

>>123 can't smell.

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:20

The poster above us is retarded.

126 Name: ⊂二二二(^_^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:24

>>125 didn't type ">>124" (probably due to borderline intelligence) or do a 125GET!

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 18:51

>>126 doesn't know that quarter of the way GETs don't count

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:13

>>127 smells worse than >>122

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 19:47

>>128 is hardly one to be criticising the olfactory abilities of others

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 21:58

>>129 doesn't have all asia carrera movies. sucker.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 22:28

>>130 needs some Asia Cumreara porn.

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 23:53

but secretly, >>131 craves it.

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 07:55

>>132's bold gambit is about to backfire dramatically

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 11:13

>>133's backside is on fire

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 13:49

>>134 's
face is on fire and not even that tramp that will be >>136 would piss on it!

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 14:28

>>135's grasp of the idea behind this thread is as shaky as his grammar.

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 15:56

>>136
smells

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 16:26

>>137 smells ladies' bicycle saddles

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 17:01

>>138 smells like a ladies' bicycle saddle

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:24

>>139 smells like a mens' bicycle saddle

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:33

>>140 is a men's bicycle saddle

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 19:00

>>141 puts the sad in saddle

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:01

>>142 puts the lad in ladle

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:23

>>143 puts the QN in DQN

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:31

>>144 puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:37

>>144 puts the bread in toaster

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:45

>>146 looks for a milkshake in the yard

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:13

>>147 thinks he's James Bond for ordering milk stirred, not shaken.

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 22:55

>>148 thinks he's a James Bond villian because everyone calls him Stinkfinger

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 23:19

>>149 is a panda

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:06

>>150 is a poacher

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 01:52

>>151 is a roaster

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 04:01

>>152 enjoys roasted poster

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 06:22

>>153 enjoys roasting poles...with his anus!

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 08:11

>>154 enjoys roasting poles... with his mouth!

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 09:06

>>155 enjoys posting roles...with his vagina.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:36

>>156 enjoys oasting proles...with his angina

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 10:40

>>157 enjoys boasting Creoles... with his catamite

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 11:00

>>158 enjoys hosting moles... with his vegemite!

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 12:29

>>159 enjoys moisting holes...with his Marmalade!

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:51

>>161
enjoys hoisting poles... with his Marmaduke!

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:48

>>161 is as funny as Marmaduke

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:43

>>162
Thinks Marmaduke is funny.

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 19:56

>>163 had a wet dream about Marmaduke

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:23

>>164 has furry dreams about Hobbes.

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:27

>>164 dresses according to amish rules, is still hated by them. You got the part about 'all the way to the ankles' part right with your dress. However, amish measure this from the waist down.

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 22:52

>>166 thinks that peoples' ankles suddenly change position when you measure them from the waist.

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:19

>>167 has an ankle fetish

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:21

>>168 has a diaper fetish

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 23:27

>>162 & >>163

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you win this thread.

>>169's momma is such a ho, the only thing she won't do is the dishes.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:17

Even >>169's mother refuses to 'do' >>170.

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:31

If >>171's mother was a collection class, her insert method would be public. 0h sn4p! Yeah I stole it from bash? So what? STFUN

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 00:42

>>172 lacks the mental capacity to make up his own insults.

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:01

I have a question.
What does "ITT" mean?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:07

ITT means "In This Thread", >>174. Christ, you're thick.

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:33

>>175 Intelligent Topics Topic. Thats what ITT is all about, numbskull.

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:39

>>176 lies to the new people with extra lie sauce

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 01:53

>>177 is a bacon of hope for the world

179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 02:57

>>178 is a bacon cheeseburger of despair.

180 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:01

>>179 is a chicken ceasar's salad of hopelessness.

181 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:06

>>180 is an extra large curly fries of impotence.

182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:34

>>181 cums mayonaise

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 03:41

>>182 smells

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 04:52

>>183 can't smell

185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 05:27

>>184 can smell, but can only smell terrible.

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 06:44

>>185 smells cans

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:11

>>186 smells bans

188 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4888 10:33

>>187, smell this: ur b&

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 10:35

>>187 bans smells - a 'smell dictator ' who rules the realm of smells with an iron fist and no mercy. A smell-tator if you will.

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 11:22

>>189 is an olfactory revisionist

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 17:51

>>190 is a walmart visagist

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:27

>>174
You're supposed to insult the previous poster, not yourself.
>>191's visage makes people want to go to walmart

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 18:41

>>192 purchased his visage at walmart

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 21:53

>>193 purchased his Vagisil at Wal-mart.

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4888 22:38

>>194 Vagisiled his purchase at Wal-mart (and was asked to leave).

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 00:01

>>195 Walmartified his vagisilesque purchase, which was half of a dead lemur.

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:30

>>196 thinks has a good grammer.

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:34

>>197 feels like a mole

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:46

>>198 is blind as a bat

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 01:48

>>199 is a retard or something, I'm the fucking batman.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 02:06

>>200 dreams of fucking batman

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 03:38

>>201 dreams of >>200 fucking himself.

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 04:59

>>202 wishes he could fuck himself.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 06:52

>>203 fucks himself 5 times a day (futa! futa! fap fap fap!)

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 07:28

>>204 "mistakenly" ends up in /d/ when he goes to visit /b/.

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:12

>>205 visits /b/

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 09:26

>>206 wishes /d/tv wasn't just a wordfilter

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:16

>>207
Would happily produce the content for such a production

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 15:29

>>208 wouldn't watch it, because it would all be reruns to him.

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 17:13

>>209 wouldn't watch it either, since she starred in every episode.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:27

>>211 wouldn't watch /d/tv either, as it would only serve to remind him of how he doesn't measure up.

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 18:29

>>211 is a sad, sad little man

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 19:18

Not sad enough that >>212 doesn't still envy him.

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 20:15

Not sad enough still that >>213 worships him.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:42

Oops... I think I stepped on >>214 the bug

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4889 22:52

>>215 is not thoughtlessly cruel; for he is incapable of thinking at all.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 02:41

>>216 misuses semi-colons.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 04:01

>>217 has full colon cancer.

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 06:04

>>218's colon is full of dick.

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 07:20

>>219 uses DQN for thinly veiled political commentary.

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 08:40

>>220 skips the politics and simply comments on everything else.

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 11:27

>>221 is a politician

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 14:42

>222 is a political pundit and Fox "News" Correspondent

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 14:46

>>223 is so busy with her miso soup that she doesn't pay attention to what she wrote. And is Jisaku Jien in the insult the poster above us thread.

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 15:29

>>224 suddenly began to sound like Yoda.

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 16:56

>>225 practices sounding like Yoda for hours on end, every day.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:05

>>226 wishes to do Yoda

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 17:08

>>227 practices yodeling.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:00

>>228 skips the yodeling and just wears the Lederhosen

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 20:13

>>229 creams his pantyhosen

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4890 22:52

>>230 stole >>229's pantyhosen.

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 01:59

>>231 lives in >>229's pantyhosen

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 03:05

>>232 is an African child who wishes he could get some of that nutritious cream.

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 04:00

>>233
Is an American adult, who still wishes for said cream.

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 11:52

>>235 likes to hang around after the bukkake session

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 18:14

>>235 should know.

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:30

>>236 shouldn't know and never will.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:41

>>237 make love, not children!

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:48

>>238 accomplishes his motto by fucking prepubescent children.

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 20:49

daily sage

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 21:29

>>240 eats the wrong kind of herb

242 Name:   : 1993-09-4891 22:03

>>241 had no thyme to think up a good insult

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 22:43

>>242 believes Oregon was named after an Italian herb

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 23:07

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4891 23:56

>>244 actually watched all that

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 00:31

>>245 watched >>244 watch all of that

And Charlie is DQN

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 00:33

>>246 is just trying to push the wonderful movie off of the board. What a bastard.

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 01:12

>>247 said 'off of' what a retard.

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 01:26

>>248 needs to comma down

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:00

>>249 is having his period.

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:18

>>248,249,250 are all grammarians.

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 02:23

>>251 is a gram-mar (grandma)

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 03:10

>>252's puns are so weak that he has to explain them.

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 03:12

>>252 used a telegram to tell his grandma about his grammar

255 Name: 254 : 1993-09-4892 03:15

>>255 can't count.

>>253 escaped unharmed.

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 03:17

>>255-254
same person.

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 10:51

>>256-256
same person

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 11:04

>>256-257
Don't start this stuff!

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 11:07

>>256-258
same poster

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 11:12

>>259 feels this is important to inform everyone of, due to an obsessive disorder

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 12:55

>>260 is a perverted old doctor who has a hard-on for psychology

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 13:47

>>261 learned everything he knows about psychology from evangelion

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 13:59

>262 watched evangelion and liked it

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 14:00

>>263 doesn't know how to link properly

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 14:01

>>263
>>264
same person as >>264 = me

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 14:03

>>265
fucked things up, it should have been;
same person as >>265 = me. oh and >>265 = >>266

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 14:14

>>266 is complicating things too much

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 16:27

>>267 is somebody else and hence on my kill list.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 16:59

>>268 isn't an insult

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 17:38

>>269 is far too dim to realize that this thread actually has very few real insults. That's because >>269 is a total retard.

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:07

>>270 fights like a dairy farmer

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:09

>>271 is udderly, udderly mad

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:14

>>272 had a cow, man

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:36

>>286 & >>270 is same person

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:52

>>274 is too dumb to make money off of his future-seeing abilities.

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 18:54

>>274 is like no other, thankfully.

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:13

>>276 is so fat that when God made him, he broke the mold.

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:13

>>275 is John Titor

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 19:28

>>278 sucks dick like the rest of those "travel back in time to retrieve a peice of ancient 1970's technology" time travelers

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 22:54

>>279 was completely confused by >>278's post

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4892 23:23

no u

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:22

>>281 owns an IBM 5100

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:26

>>282 OMAE MONAR!!!

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:57

>>283 is not VIP QUALITY

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:32

>>284 is TOO MUCH METAL FOR ONE HAND quality

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:32

>>285 is UNDER NINE THOUSAND

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:37

>>286 is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!

288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 05:54

>>287 is just another redundant cheesy christmas decoration on sale at deep discount.

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 09:17

>>288 was thrown out with the Christmas tree.

290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 09:26

>>289 was the Christmas tree.

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 09:47

>>290 was a corean christmas tree

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 12:04

>>291 is a Christmas tree at his core

293 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4893 15:58

>>292 is a Coreatree at Christmas.

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:16

>>293 was thrown out with the Kimchee tee

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:30

>>294 = ('>>267',1168168637)

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 16:31

uh, how do I link to another thread

297 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4893 16:38

>>296 doesn't know how to link to another thread.

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 19:11

and Lor d_T hinktank doesnt either

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:14

>>298 is still the same frustrated >>296

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:17

Uso da! You lie! Well then, press the emergency mittens button again. That won't get rid of them but will at least halt them in mid air. If that still bugs the hell out of you, install that extension which allows you to choose to remove any object that you right click on.

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:21

>>300 is a total fail for 300get.

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:23

>>301 = >>300 and realized his mistake

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:24

Uso da! You lie >>302!

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 20:27

>>303 is just a standard anime fan who just watches only the "popular" stuff.

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 21:35

sohnah.... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI
HENTAIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
washi wa inuyashi daiski desss, ne? ne? >>304?

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 21:36

sohnah.... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI
HENTAIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
washi wa inuyasha daiski desss, ne? ne? >>304?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 22:53

>>305-306 should really quit taking those tablets he found behind the toilet.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 02:09

>>307 should stop looking in the toilet's behind,or people's behinds or (while we are at it ) , dog's behind for that matter.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 13:52

>>308 is an ugly boy with poor hygiene

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 15:07

>>309 thought good hygiene would make his ugly visage look attractive.

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 15:19

>>310 is an ugly girl with poor hygiene

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 15:31

>>311 still believes there are girls on the internets

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 16:11

>>312 still believes in Jesus.

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 17:57

>>313 will be going to the bad fire

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:08

>>314 is such a nice man that he can't even get girls but because he's an atheist he ends up in the 6th level of hell regardless.

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 20:40

>>315 needs to read more Dante Alighieri.

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 21:58

>>316 needs to read more from the book of mormon

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:28

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:53

>>317 actually believes this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 22:53

>>318 actually believes this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:04

>>319,320

SAME PERSON

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 23:45

SHAME >>321 IS A PERSON

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 01:41

>>322 IS NOT A PERSON

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 02:38

>>323 is an unperson

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 02:52

>>324 is the same person as >>324

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 03:00

>>325 is hit with a flash of the obvious

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 03:43

>>326 flashes his obvious in the streets

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 06:53

>>327 was obviously arrested

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:13

>>328
obviously recorded the whole incident and faps to it bi-monthly

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 10:39

>>329 arrested the obvious

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:39

>>330 attests to the obvious

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:42

>>331 is CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 11:59

In 1945, a >>332 named ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious insulter killed >>332 by cutting the word "SAGE" into her back. now that you have read this measge >>332 will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

  • sage this thread.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 12:36

as a devout christian, >>333 needs to keep referring to voodoo to justify his faith.

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 12:57

as a devout voodoo, >>334 needs to keep referring to christian to justify his faith

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 14:32

as a voodoo faith, >>335 needs to keep justifying to devout to refer his christian

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 14:53

>>334, >>335 & >>336 are scenester voodoo faggots

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 15:05

>>337 does an obscure style of voodoo that about six people have heard about, because he's a prick

339 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4895 15:56

>>338 does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight.

... with HILARIOUS results.

340 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 16:09

>>339 was the result of two minutes of not-so-hot voodoo love.

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 20:59

>>340 replies to tripfags

342 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:04

>>341 would rather kill the thread

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:13

>>342 thinks this thread matters

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:20

>>342 defies the supremacy of this thread. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:20

>>343 thinks it doesn't matter

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:21

>>344 is a fucking moron

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:32

>>344 >>345 >>346 is doing it wrong

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:36

>>347 needs an "are"

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 22:45

>>348 needs a girlfriend.

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 23:15

>>349 didn't get 350 GET!

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 03:55

>>350 is amused by a meaningless GET

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 04:10

>>351 gets meaninglessly amused

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 06:07

>>352 has a laugh that sounds like a cross between a hyena and a machine gun.

354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 09:58

>>353 went deaf after hearing >>352 laugh.

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:10

>>354 is same person, a panda, and individualistic because oppai doesn't work, didn't 354get, etc.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:14

>>354 went blind after fapping to >>353's post

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:16

>>356 missed his target

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:48

>>357 caught cancer after fisting his own prostate.

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 10:57

>>358 doesn't understand shit about the zodiac

360 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 11:06

>>359's starsign is 'A-poo-rius', or possible, 'Taurus the Poo'

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 11:14

>>360 insists on having an identity on this BBS, because he thinks it makes him so much cooler, and pretty soon will be demanding an avatar.

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 11:36

>>361 doesn't realize they go away after a while.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:20

>>362 will unfortunately stink up the place for a while yet.

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:37

>>363 has tainted this place forever

365 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4896 12:39

>>364 has not never tainted this place.

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 12:46

>>365 has tainted love

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 14:21

>>366 loves his taint

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 14:52

>>367 has a teddy bear tattoo on his taint

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 16:51

>>368 does not have enough taint

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:57

Any similarity between >>369 and a human is purely coincidental!

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:58

Anyone who told >>370 to be herself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are >>370's parents siblings?
As an outsider, what does >>370 think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all >>370 needs is a partner.
Calling >>370 stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did >>370's parents ever ask >>370 to run away from home?
Does >>370 ever wonder what life would be like if >>370'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Does >>370 want people to accept >>370 as >>370 is or does >>370 want them to like you?
Doesn't >>370 have a terribly empty feeling - in >>370's skull?
Does >>370 still love nature, despite what it did to >>370?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 18:58

Doesn't >>371 need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but >>371 abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything >>371 knows. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Has >>371 considered suing >>371's brains for non-support?
>>371 has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
>>371 is living proof that man can live without a brain!
>>371 is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
>>371's not stupid; >>371's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 25 cents. Call all >>371's friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What is >>371?
How did >>371 get here? Did someone leave >>371's cage open?
I'd like to see things from >>371's point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 19:29

>>371 & >>372 are too cowardly to insult directly, preferring leading questions.

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 20:28

>>373 wouldn't recognize copypasta if it bit him on the arse

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 22:27

>>374 is woefully ignorant of 4ch terminology. Kopipe motherfucker, ever heard of it?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 23:06

>>375は、「です」や「ます」を言うからワパニズだ。

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:37

>>376 likes to say ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです but forgot that Souseiseki always ends sentences with desu and doesn't start them off with desu.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 00:44

>>377 donkey balls sucks desu

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 01:05

>>378 is a recovering donkey ball sucker

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:17

>>379 hasn't even realized he has a problem yet

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 04:28

>>380 watches Dr. Phil.

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 06:49

>>381 likes to pretend he's Dr. Phil.

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:33

test

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:40

>>383 needs to decide whether he wants to be right, or whether he wants to be happy.

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 11:21

>>384 stays miserable either way

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:08

>>385 is miserable on an entirely different level than that of >>384

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:17

>>386 would be miserable even in heaven

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:26

>>387 sage posts just to be in heaven

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 18:23

>>388 will be smote by our lord savior Jesus Christ, cast down in hell by our Father who art in Heaven and impregnated by the Holy Ghost.

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:14

smitten

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:21

daily sage

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 22:24

>>391 sucks the same way, every day

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:16

>>392 sucks in a myriad of ways and surpasses >>391. You're still a cocksucker though, bitch.

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:45

>>393 has experienced firsthand each and every one of >>392's ways of sucking.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 23:48

HELLO? DID I FOLLOW THE LINK TO GAIAONLINE?

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:54

>>395 is a gaiafag.

397 Name: Thread Savior!.1aCka5H7U : 1993-09-4898 01:49

>>396 shall be smitten for making this thread more shitty than it already was!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 02:50

>>397 can't find Ctrl+S on his keyboard

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:16

>>398 can't find Windows+L on his keyboard

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:38

>>399 can't find his ass with both hands operating an electronic ass-finding machine.

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:41

>>400 is the inventor of the electronic ass-finding machine.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 08:42

>>401 would have a use for an electronic ass-finding machine, if you know what I mean.

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 09:38

>>402 has to make uncomplicated things sound complicated.

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:20

>>403 has an eerily efficient donkey-sense

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 17:05

>>404
Is jealous because he can never find any donkeys.

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 18:10

>>405 is a jackass

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 21:53

>>406 plugs the donkey, when he should be spanking the monkey.

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 23:51

>>407 needs to plug his donkey to the wall before it'll work

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 09:00

>>408 electrocuted his donkey.

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:06

>>409 donkey punched his donkey

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 14:13

>>410 was >>409 's donkey

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 15:30

>>411 came up with a crappy game called Donkey Pong. Nintendo laughed all the way to the bank when they relased Donkey Kong.

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 16:16

>>412 pongs

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 17:09

( ´ω`) excuse me, where was my thread again?

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 18:01

>>414 lost his threads, to the chagrin of onlookers

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:03

>>415 lost his chagrins, to the dismay of onlookers

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4899 19:05

>>416 puts on a stupid Cha Cha grin when dancing.

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 07:32

>>417 think he is space-hitler.

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 09:41

>>418 lacks Spaceballs.

420 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4900 10:16

>>419 fell for this.

Attn: Sir/ Madam,

May I crave your indulgence to open this business discussion by a formal letter of this sort. It is pertinent that a business of this magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting of you and us to enable us know ourselves, have a fore knowledge of the nature of the business, discuss and acquaint ourselves with the responsibilities and functions of parties concerned, and appropriate sharesaccordingly. However, for time factor, confidentiality and personality of people involved here in Nigeria, we choose this approach for the remittance of this Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand, U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M). Please bear with us for making the initial contact through e-mail. But my partners are insisting for a meeting in order not to fall into a wrong hand again.

I am Mr. Oloongo Baruarodo, we are members of the special committee for Budget and Planning of the Ministry of Petroleum. This committee is principally concerned with contract appraisal and the approval of the contracts in order of priorities as regards capital projects of the past military government of Nigeria.With our positions, we have successfully secured for ourselves this sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars (US$10.5M).

This amount was accumulated through undeclared windfall sales of crude oil during the gulf war. Hence together with two of our top officials at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we plan to transfer this amount of money into a secure verseasaccount by awarding a sort of contract from the NNPC.To this effect I have been given the mandate by my colleagues to contact you and ask foryour assistance.What we need from you is to provide a nice account inwhich the funds will be transferred.

My colleagues and I have agreed to compensate you or the owner of the account used for this transaction with 25% of thetotal amount remitted. We shall have 70% and the remaining 5% reserved for taxes and other miscellaneous expenses in your country. It may interest you to know that last two years a similar transaction was carried out with one Mr.RogerWilliams, the President of Craine International Trading Corporation at number 135 East 57th Street, 28th Floor, New York, NY 10022 with telephone number (212)308-7xxx and telex number 6731xxx.

After the agreement between both partners in which he was to take 20% of the money while the remaining 80% for us. With all the required documents signed, the money was duly transferred into this account only to be disappointed on our arrival in New York, and we wereeliably informed that Mr. Patrice Miller was no longer on that address while his telephone and telex numbers have been reallocated to somebody else. That was how we lost US$9 Million to Mr. Roger Williams. This time around we need a more reliable and trustworthy person or a reputable company to do business with hence this letter to you.

So if you can prove yourself to be trusted and interested in this deal then we are prepared to do business with you. What we want from you is the assurance that you will let us have our share if this amount (US$10.5M) is transferred into your account. If this proposal is okay by you, then reply through my email urgently so that we can set the ball rolling and negotiate the modalities involved. Kindly, treat as very important and strictly confidential, I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100% risk-free.

I look forward to your response and expected co-operation and God bless you.

Regards.

Mr. Oloongo Baruarodo

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:30

>>420
long winded

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:37

For >>421, it's ALWAYS 4:20

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:43

>>420 is tl;dr

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:47

>>423 is way off mark

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 12:16

>>424 wants to be on marky-mark

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 12:54

>>425 craves for my indulgence

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:48

>>426 craves for my cock.

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:55

>>427 is so fat he has never seen his cock.

429 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4900 15:40

>>428 is so cocky he doesn't think he's fat.

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 15:58

>>429 is such a cock he doesn't think he's fat.

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 16:44

>>430 has a fat cock

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 19:37

>>431 has a fat cock...in a jar!

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 20:44

>>432 has a fat cock in his henhouse, if you know what I mean

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 21:12

>>433 yiffs in hell.

435 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 21:51

>>434 is going to hell for yiffing anywhere he can.

436 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:16

>>434 yiffs on a bell

437 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:39

>>436 can yiff on a dime and then lick it up

438 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:39

>>436 yiff yiff yiff

439 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 22:47

>>438 can't find where he peed on the carpet

440 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 23:24

>>439 can't find where he didn't pee on the carpet.

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 05:36

>>440 hired >>439 to pee on his carpet.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:24

>>441's urine quality was so poor he wasn't hired.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 10:57

>>442 drank the urine after not hiring him

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 12:50

>>443 is a urine connoisseur

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 16:09

>>444 aspires to the same level of urine expertise.

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 16:16

>>445 is urine.

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 17:16

>>446 is in uranus.

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 20:47

>>447 only got as far as one of the moons of uranus

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4901 22:28

>>448 only got to saturn

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 03:44

>>449 failed to buttrape even Chibi-Usa

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 05:34

>>450's night ain't complete without some meat in the seat.

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 06:06

>>451 is the meat

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 09:42

>>452 is the seat

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 11:19

>>453 spreads around compliments like a brown nosed yes-man.

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 12:20

>>454 shot the sherrif

456 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4902 13:23

>>455 sherrifs shootings. Seriously, he's like a gun safety nazi.

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 19:18

Guns don't kill people, >>456 does.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:04

>>457 shot the sheriff but failed to shoot the deputy.

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:05

>>458 claimed it was in self-defense, but no one believes that.

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:51

Sheriff John Brown always hated >>459, as did everyone else who met him.

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 00:57

I don't even need to meet >>460 to know I hate him

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 01:14

I don't even need to meet >>461

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 01:34

I don't even need >>462

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 01:44

Nobody needs >>463

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 03:02

>>464 needs >>463

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 03:38

>>465 don't need no one that's no good for him

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 03:43

>>466, don't.

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 06:28

Hammer, don't hurt >>457-467

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 11:52

Hammer, please hurt >>468. A lot.

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 14:39

with ! !hi!
with @ @hi@
with # #hi#
with $ $hi$
with % %hi%
with ^ ^hi^
with * hi

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:29

>>470 suffered a tragic mitten accident that resulted in his mittens being melted to his hands, and he has had to try to type like that ever since. Coping has been difficult, and his online friends rarely understand him anymore. Writing is slightly less difficult, and so he has become pen pals with some of them. He still returns to his computer to try using his favorite sites like the Channel4 BBS, and stays optimistic, despite the lack of apparent progress.

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:42

>>471 is too busy critisizing poor >>470 to design a mitten-friendly keyboard.

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 15:56

>>472 hasn't heard of fingerless mittens, the ignoramus

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:10

>>473 can't afford fingerless mittens.

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:36

>>474

Is a fingerless mitten!

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 16:51

>>475's insults are incredibly tame

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 17:51

>>476's insults are incredibly lame

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 18:10

>>477's insults have no fame.

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 19:52

>>478's insults got no game, yo. Werd

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4903 20:03

>>479 is a playa hater

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 01:10

>>480 is a 通津

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 01:26

>>481 is a Japanophile

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 02:53

>>482 is a xenophobe.

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 05:43

>>483 would like to have intercourse with an extraterrestrial

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 13:21

>>484 would like to have outercourse with an interterrestrial

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:17

>>485 is impotent

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 14:56

>>486 is in a tent

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 16:46

>>487 wears a tent as it's the only thing that fits him

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 21:34

>>488 eats >>487 for he is fat and >>487 the only thing that can satisfy his apetite.

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 22:26

>>489 is into food porn

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 23:01

>>490 has four 'real-foods' in his room, the twerp

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:10

>>491 has a foot fetish

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:18

>>482 has a fetish for those with a foot fetish

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:55

>>493 has a foot with a disgusting fetish.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 01:46

which is being enclosed by >>494's gripping tight asshole after a thorough rimming

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 01:54

>>495 has a sloppy arsehole after a through rimming.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 02:51

>>496 performed said rimming

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 05:57

>>497 knows from personal experience

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 20:48

>>498 wishes to gain more experience.

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:11

>>499 doesn't have enough experience to 500GET.

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:21

>>500 hit sixty in the real world and still hasn't made a cent in RMT

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 21:49

>>501 didn't realize that the life level cap got raised to 70.

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:27

>>502 doesn't realize that nobody cares about MMORPG jokes.

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:40

>>503
forgot how to sage

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:45

>>504 never knew how to sage.

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 16:52

>>505
ruined this thread

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 17:35

>>506 is a big fat butt

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4906 21:46

>>507 is the cigarette butt that I crush beneath my right foot.

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:04

>>508
butts into jew jokes all the time

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 00:05

>>508 is the forehead I put my cigarette butt out on.

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 01:43

>>509
Is a jew

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 01:57

>>511 is Ashkenazi.

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 02:18

>>512 wishes he was Ashkenazi.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 05:10

>>513 doesn't know who Ashkenazi is

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:20

>>513 Molests Ashkenazi on Chanukah.

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:21

>>515 molests Ukachan on Ashkenazi

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:30

>>516 Is a communist

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:38

>>517 is a capitalist.

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 06:55

>>518 is a catapilarist

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:25

>>519 eats caterpillars

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:31

>>520 masturbates on caterpillars

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 11:45

>>521 is the caterpillar

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 13:27

>>522 is the caterpillar which will never become a butterfly

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 13:29

>>523
is the caterpillar which will never become a moth.
moth ewww

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:01

>>524 wishes he was a construction crane instead

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 14:02

>>524 eats caterpillars

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:31

>>527 has 80 caterpillars in their rectum

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 16:43

>>526 is one of the caterpillars in >>527 's rectum

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 17:04

>>528 is in a caterpillars rectum.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:10

>>529 daisy-chains caterpillars via their anuses

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:57

>>530 constructed a Möbius strip that way once

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 20:41

>>531, like a Möbius strip, is completely one-sided.

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:42

like a m'o umlaut'bius strip? hah! retard.
>>532 once cut a moebius strip once and still doesn't get why he ended up with four sides and two locked rings. fool!

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 21:53

>>533 failed to realize that you can't spell "moebius" without M-O-E.

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 22:18

>>534 thinks MOE stands for MASTER OF EPIC.

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 22:46

>>535 thinks moe stands for something

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:22

>>536 stands for nothing.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:23

>>537 falls for anything.

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:33

>>538 fails anything

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:37

>>539 created a time paradox

541 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 00:57

>>540 is a Moebius blob

542 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 01:34

>>541 is a Moebius knob

543 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 02:28

>>540, >>541, >>542 are time paradox quality

544 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:22

>>543 is DQN quality, and that's NOT a compliment

545 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:29

>>544 is simply QUALITY

546 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 03:33

>>545 doesn't know how to insult people.

547 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 04:02

>>546 is MUSASHI

548 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 05:25

>>547 is JISAKU JIEN

549 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 05:51

>>548 is a FACEHEAD

550 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 08:24

>>549 is a FOOTSTOOL

551 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 09:19

>>550 is a STOOL

552 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:15

>>551 is a STOOL SAMPLE

553 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:18

>>551 confused a TOADSTOOL with a champignon

554 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 15:17

>>553 confused >>551 with >>552.

555 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 16:29

>>554 confused >>554 with >>555.

556 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:17

>>555 makes unoriginal insults

557 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:36

>>556 is hurt by them regardless

558 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:42

>>557 is delusional

559 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 17:53

>>558 is a Panda

560 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 18:02

>>558 is an illusion

561 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:20

>>560 is ill.

562 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:33

>>561 is insane in the membrain

563 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 20:49

>>562 is a member of Insane Brain

564 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 22:40

>>563 is a member of Insane Clown Posse

565 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 01:06

>>564 is a proud member of the society of CLOWN

566 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:58

>>565 (°ロ°)☝ FGSFDS

567 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 12:39

>>566 dsfargeg

568 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 13:07

>>567 is found by the Elitist Superstructure to be distasteful.

569 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 13:13

>>568 couldn't find his Elitist Superstructure with both hands

570 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 13:26

>>569 has only one hand, but the other hand is actually a foot that has hands for toes not just fingers, but actually hands needless to say it's pretty strange.

571 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4909 15:58

>>570 is banned for being an attention whore

572 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:03

>>571 likes to pretend he's an internet cop

573 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:05

>>572 is banned from 419 websites

574 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:09

>>573 is banned from 420 websites. For being a narc.

575 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:17

>>574 is banned from Konami, for being a ddr faggot.

576 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:27

>>575 was banned from the GDR for being an imperialist agitator.

577 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 16:35

>>576 was banned from CPR for having horrible breath.

578 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 16:44

>>577 was banned from FDR for causing polio.

579 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 17:07

>>578 was crippled by a sledgehammer to the knee.

580 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 20:50

>>579 Will be killed by an ice-climber at three.

581 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:12

>>580 was molested by an ice weasel in a tree

582 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:17

>>581 thinks death sets him free

583 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:26

>>582 is inferior to me.

584 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:41

>>583 is superior to a few nazis

585 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 01:14

>>584 is not insulting anyone

586 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 02:55

>>585 is insulting everyone just by existing

587 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 04:39

>>586 forgot to leave room for J-E-L-L-O.

588 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 05:19

>>587 is a waste o' good puddin right thurr.

589 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 07:56

>>588 needs a good thuddin'

590 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 15:43

>>589 is a regular customer at the headboard factory

591 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 15:52

>>590 Decided to just start working there.

592 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:09

>>591 was fired from the headboard factory.

593 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 16:15

>>592 was factored at the headboard factory.

594 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4910 16:21

>>593 was boarded at the factor factory.

595 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 19:12

>>594 gave head to passing hobos behind the headboard factory when bored

596 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 19:20

>>595 now sells headboard factory postcards at the headboard factory souvenirs store because he could never remember his text when he used to give tours of the headboard factory.

597 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 23:06

>>596 stretches the joke too far.

598 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:11

>>597 has a stretched joke after trying to expand the practice of 'bottling'

599 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 00:12

>>597 has stretch marks.

600 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 01:28

>>598 is Stretch Marx, the basketball-playing Marx Brother. And he doesn't even know that he's in the wrong thread.

601 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 10:48

>>600
600GOT, and failed to make a fuss about it like a good DQN

602 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 11:29

>>601 is just jealous that he didn't get 600GET

603 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 12:09

>>602 went to primary school with Captain Obvious

604 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 12:47

>>603 obviously fails it.

605 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 15:13

>>604 lacks creative juices

606 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 18:28

>>605's skill was not enough

607 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 20:20

>>606 thinks he has mad skillz LOL

608 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 21:24

>>607 thinks he's a bad enough dude

609 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:00

>>608 thinks he is worthy of being considered a dude

610 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:02

>>609 is inconsiderate

611 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:59

>>610 is unworthy of consideration in the first place.

612 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:08

>>611 is really >>611 and sucks dick like the rest of those "let's 611 get"

613 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:16

>>612's post made absolutely no sense whatsoever

614 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:26

>>613 needs to lurk moar.

615 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:43

>>614 needs to gb2 /b/

616 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:51

>>615 needs to be kept off the map

617 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4912 00:24

>>616 is so fat, he's ON the map.

618 Name: >>14 : 1993-09-4912 00:59

>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.

619 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:00

>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.

620 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:23

>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.
>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.
>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.
>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.>>617 is so fat, he takes up most of the rest of the map. In fact, the map key bases it's distance measurements relative to >>617 's diameter.
>>617 is so fat-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t-

621 Name: 617 : 1993-09-4912 01:27

NO YOU

622 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 01:33

>>621 murdered >>618-620

623 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 09:54

>>622 is everyone's scapegoat

624 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 10:43

>>623 is a horny goat that can't get laid.

625 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 11:37

>>624 likes horny goats.

626 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 20:39

>>625 likes thorny boats.

627 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:22

>>626 Sucks eggs.

628 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 21:40

     ,.-ー- 、
    {    }
    (´・ω・`) >>627 sucks dick like the rest of those insulter s.
     )っ ,(つ
     (O O)
      ̄ ̄

629 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 22:40

>>628 attempted to plant a pot plant in a plant pot, but got confused halfway through

630 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 00:04

>>629 enjoys pot plants as a sexual fetish

631 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 07:08

>>631 is a panda

632 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 15:40

>>631 is a random animal

633 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 16:25

>>632's mom and sister are animals in the bed.

634 Name: Disgruntled : 1993-09-4913 16:30

>>632 is a plant

635 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 04:40

>>634 let this thrad fall off the front page.

636 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 05:36

>>635 loves this thread too much

637 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 10:16

>>636 is loved by this thread in the ass

638 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 13:16

>>637 loves little girls they make him feel allright.

639 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 14:11

>>638 baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws

640 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 14:33

>>639 is a Panda

641 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:06

>>640 is a panda who turns into a man when he's wet with hot water.

642 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 16:43

>>641 watches ranma 1/2

643 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 19:41

>>642 watches naruto

644 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4914 19:47

>>643 wouldn't know a good anime if it bit him on the ass.

645 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 20:02

>>644 wouldn't know a good set of teeth if they bit him in the ass.

646 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4914 20:07

I'm putting >>645 on ignore (as soon as I can find the ignore user function here).

647 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4914 21:11

>>646 is a troll. Please don't reply to his posts, as it encourages him.

648 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 21:31

>>647 is MODD!5JrU4QOlH6. Please don't reply to his posts, as it encourages him.

649 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 22:07

>>648 has no self-confidence. Please don't reply to his posts, as he might get some.

650 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 09:28

>>649 will never get any.

651 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 11:50

>>650 never gets any either, nudge nudge wink wink

652 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 14:44

>>651 should have considered how that sketch ends before he made those innuendos.

653 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:09

>>652 failed art class because he sketches poorly.

654 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 16:20

>>653 is a rather sketchy character altogether.

655 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 17:58

>>654 is a master of gay magic.

656 Name: 7th Guest!IFBjOMrar2 : 1993-09-4915 19:29

>>655 is a homophobic christian fundamentalist.

657 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 19:31

>>656 is confident that christian magic will never defeat gay magic

658 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4915 21:09

>>657 is worried that his gay magic will someday run out.

659 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 21:52

>>658 has 500 ounces of gay magic liquid in his recutum

660 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 23:37

>>659 put it there.

661 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 04:16

>>660 prefers vaseline

662 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 09:12

>>661 was a paid advertisement.

663 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4916 13:28

>>662 is a maid advertisement. Maido no adubaatu desu

664 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 15:24

>>663 is not a boon for this board.

665 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 18:46

>>664 is a bane upon the society of decent people

666 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:00

>>665 pees where angels fear to tread.

667 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:30

>>666 was the number of the Beast, and it's fitting--or it might be, if he had remembered to 666GET.

668 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 19:41

>>667 is the Antichrist.

669 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 20:27

>>668 is the Antipope

670 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 21:28

>>669 is the Antialtarboy.

671 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:00

>>670 wishes he could get some.

672 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 22:50

>>671 only gets some from >>670.

673 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:11

bump

674 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 00:06

>>673 is a repetitive beast

675 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 12:59

>>674 failed to amuse me.

676 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:10

>>675 is just an amusing failure

677 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 13:34

>>676 is the world's laughingstock

678 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 14:13

>>677 laughs at the world that mocks him.

679 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 14:51

>>678 thinks "D-rrrrrrrrrr" and variations thereof are funny.

680 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 15:25

>>679 lacks a sense of humour

681 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 16:03

>>680 lactates.

682 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4917 16:22

>>681 lacks in taste.

683 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:26

>>682 likes the thick white milk.

684 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:19

>>683 likes Panda milk

685 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 20:58

>>684 tastes like a panda

686 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 23:27

>>685 eats Pandas

687 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 02:52

>>686 smells like a panda, and fears >>685 for a good reason

688 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 04:30

>>687 is the same person as >>684-686 and has some sexual fetish with panda vore.

689 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 05:18

>>688 actively watches DQN for panda vore links

690 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 06:49

>>689 posts them.

691 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 08:31

>>690 pisses off Sweeks

692 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 14:38

>>691 is pissed on by Skweeks

693 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 18:49

>>692 tweaks Squeeks.

694 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:04

>>693 tweaks his squeeking penis

695 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 22:22

>>694 was stupid enough to have his penis stolen by >>700

696 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 01:32

>>695 likes to pretend he can see the future.

697 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 05:15

>>696 doubts >>695's foresight... he'll see.

698 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 05:19

>>697 believes >>695's foresight... he'll see.

699 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 05:48

>>698 believes >>697's foreskin... he'll see.

700 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:22

Ha, I stole your penis.

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:40

>>700 prefers pilfering penises to more popular pastimes.

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:54

>>701 is jealous because he cant get any penis

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 21:20

>>702 prefers sausages with mayo.

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 22:23

>>703 is a homo.

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:46

>>704 is a gay homo

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:47

>>704 is blunt

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 23:48

>>706 was late all his life

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 01:19

>>707 is your father

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 04:01

>>708 is his own father.

710 Name: Darth Vader : 1993-09-4920 07:55

I am your father, >>709.

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 08:07

>>710 is a faggot roleplayer.

712 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:32

>>711 thinks 'faggot' is a clever insult.

713 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:35

>>712 isn't clever enough to use "faggot"

714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 10:22

>>712 wishes >>711 really was a clever fag, so that >>712 could smoke >>711 and like it.

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 10:23

>>714 is too slow.

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 11:14

>>715 thinks he's fast because when he posts to /b/, bypasses the wordfilter altogether and actually types "faget".

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:43

>>716 is the cause of DQN's decline in quality

718 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 14:57

>>717 points the finger.

719 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 15:19

>>718 pulls the finger.

720 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:08

>>719 smells the glove

721 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:10

>>720 has no mittens.

722 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 16:30

>>721 isn't funny on a western board because we are too individualistic.

723 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 17:21

You mean >>722 won;t copy pasta the same thing a thousand times? Who cares!

724 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 17:43

>>723 wishes this board had avatars and screen-bursting signatures.

725 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 18:11

>>724 still has to unlearn thumbsucking.

726 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 18:16

>>724 is screaming "COME BACK, WINTER" in the darkest pit of his diseased soul.

727 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:19

>>726 is winter

728 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:26

>>727 wishes he was a sad girl in snow

729 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 22:43

>>728 is a sad git who thinks he's a girl.

730 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:05

>>729 got an erection typing that.

731 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:54

>>730 is eagerly awaiting his next shipment of herbal cialis.

732 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:03

>>731 is a transvestite dickgirl with a lack of double genitalia.

733 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:07

>>732 posts 4chan memes because, even though they've been on the internet for years already, he still thinks they're funny.

734 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:10

>>733 gets so nervous when a girl talks to him that he has to excuse himself and go and suck his thumb.

735 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:11

>>733 thinks that camelcameltoe is funny

736 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:37

>>735 needs to get laid by a girl with two vaginas.

737 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 04:05

>>736 walks straight, like a llama

738 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 06:21

>>737 walks gay, like a FAGORT.

739 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:26

>>738 is JeffK

740 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:49

>>739 is a Panda

741 Name: 8thGuest!oE33ybw/bY : 1993-09-4921 12:55

>>740 is BigMike

742 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 13:21

>>741 is also BigMike

743 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 18:04

>>742 is a DQN expert

744 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 21:28

>>743 is not an expert on DQN-ology.

745 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 21:34

>>744 put "Expert DQNologist" on his resume.

746 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 23:21

>>745 put "Expert VIPPER" on his resume.

747 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 00:44

>>746 put "BALLSNACK" on his resume.

748 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 00:48

>>747 is an obsolete airliner.

749 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 01:23

>>748 was flying to Helsinki, but disappeared into finn air.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 03:36

>>749 orz

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 05:32

>>750 failed to respect >>749's witty pun.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 05:43

>>749 & >>751 same guy, same atrocious sense of "humour".

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 07:55

>>752 broke his upper arm, and said to the paramedics - "Well, this certainly isn't a very humerus situation."

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 16:08

>>753 would not be picked up by the paramedics, even if he called.

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 16:38

>>754 would be demanded that he pay the paramedics first

756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 23:41

>>755 starred in "sexy night paramedics IV"

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 00:35

>>756 was the anonymous hairy butt in sexy night paramedics IV

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 00:38

>>757 watched sexy night paramedics IV just to see >>756

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 01:56

>>758 is a member of the anarchist superstructure.

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 02:00

>>759 is the structure of an anarchist supermember

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:37

>>760 stands half-erect.

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:55

>>761 doesn't stand at all.

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 05:07

>>762 doesn't understand at all.

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:06

>>764 can't read this crazy Moon language.

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 07:55

>>764 Insults self in hope of attention. Pathetic!

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 09:41

>>765 added "Pathetic!" because otherwise he would worry all night that people wouldn't recognize the insult.

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 09:55

>>766 worried all night that he might be 'pathitic.'

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:22

>>767
worried all night that someone might notice that he spelled 'pathetic' wrong

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 13:19

>>768 still has this nagging feeling he might have missed the joke.

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 14:44

>>769 is a FAGGOT, yeah thats right HE IS A FAGGOT

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 15:29

>>770 Is trying to convince himself more than anyone else.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 16:07

>>770 convinced >>771 but not >>772

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 16:14

>>772 didn't even convince himself

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:00

>>773's gay magic is unknown to the bitches

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:18

>>774 knows all about >>773's gay magic, because anything gay is of special interest to him.

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 18:58

>>775 is the organizer of the "2007 international world gaymes."

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 19:26

>>776 did not get 777 GET!!, and is therefore not as lucky as >>777.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 19:58

>>777 has a secret code when they said "777 GET" it meant they wanted to be raped up the ass by a robotic sex droid

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:01

>>778 thinks he is funny.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:31

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:32

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:33

>>779 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:43

>>782 could not come up with an interesting insult, and simply fell back on an old, worn out, cliched one, which actually represents his personality very well.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 20:48

>>783 bores me.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:22

>>784 doesn't take responsibility for his own apathy

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:50

>>785 is one of those annoying motivational speakers.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:51

>>785 strayed from the apathy set out by Jesus

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 21:51

>>787 is too slow.

789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 22:03

>>788 lives in a van down by the river.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 22:30

>>789 killed Chris Farley

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:40

>>790 hasn't washed him/herself in two weeks.

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:47

>>791 is a gay magician.

793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:57

>>791 rapes eight-year-olds.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 10:57

>>792 rapes eight-year-olds.

795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 11:37

>>793 rapes >>794

796 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 12:36

>>795 watches and wishes he/she could be raped also.

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 12:45

>>796 wants to be a clinical diagnostician when he grows up but can't even pronounce 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' properly wwww.

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 13:43

>properly wwww.

Definite sign that >>797 came from VIP

799 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 16:03

>>798 was kicked out of VIP for not being VIP QUALITY enough.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 18:23

>>799 Didn't get 800GET

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4924 21:19

>>800 got 800. And AIDS.

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:27

>>801 got lost on the way to /b/

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:33

>>802 enjoys /b/

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 05:05

>>803 is the cockmongler

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 05:29

>>804 was the cockmongler

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 08:21

>>805 thinks cockmongler is funny

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 13:26

>>806 is funny in the "Look, it's a retard" way.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 16:17

>>807 keeps fagging up the worthwhile threads

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 16:44

>>807 is a retard, look!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 17:42

>>809 insulted the wrong poster

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:39

>>810 doesnt realize some poeple post without refreshing page.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 19:54

>>811 goes too far meta

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 20:12

>>812 goes too far metameta

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 21:21

>>813 ODs on amphetamines

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 03:19

>>814 can't even run a meth lab properly.

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 00:21

>>815 runs his meth lab really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really well.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 01:19

>>816 is addicted to the smell of dirty socks.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 16:02

>>817 is sexually aroused by dirty socks.

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 17:25

>>818 is sexually aroused by nothing anymore

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 17:35

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) >>819 isn't really into the whole "insulting" thing. But neither am I.
 (   )

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 18:29

>>820 doesn't care about anything.

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 23:28

>>821 is so special that he really really needs to use .alot. of special spelings cuz he's sooooo random!

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 03:22

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 12:35

>>823 enjoyed the kiddy porn that was spammed in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1139434615/

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 15:43

>>824 was watching the whole time, and enjoying it immensely

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 17:21

>>825 got his dreams come true

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 23:10

>>826 thinks that changing the font is a dream come true

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 23:21

>>827 isn't smart enough to know how to change the font

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 00:50

>>828 doesn't know what a font is.

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 00:55

>>829 doesn't know what a text is.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 07:22

>>830 fails at grammar.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 09:38

>>831 is a Panda

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 10:46

>>832 needs to be run over by a truck. And quickly.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:15

>>833 isn't a panda, but is so fat that he has to be carried around in a truck.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:42

>>834 SMSed YO MAMMA to 537-YO-MAMMA for the the latest YO MAMMA jokes. be the best trash talker.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:43

>>834 turns into a Panda when splashed with warm water.

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 11:46

>>836 's Internet is always 1 min late. for examples, he pees himself then goes to washroom a min later.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 15:18

>>838 did not make any sense at all, and should just quit the Internet and life.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 16:34

lost his job at the sense factory.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 16:47

>>839 couldn't decide who to insult, and decided to insult no one in particular. Then it came time to write the insult itself, and poor >>839 couldn't think of ANYTHING!

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4929 21:14

no u

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 01:31

>>841 is dumb

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 02:53

>>842 is a buttocks

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:19

>>843 doesn't have nutsacks

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 04:36

>>844 prefers sausages

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 10:54

>>845 is a feckin' bollocks.

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:14

>>846 is an amphibian who is afraid of water and also agoraphobic.

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 11:41

>>847 hasn't heard the word "evolutionary deadend"

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:31

>>848 Pretends to know what it means

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:40

>>849 capitalises unecessarily.

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:41

>>849 is meaningless

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:43

>>850 attempted to avoid getting insulted becuase he's a wimp
>>851 attempted to avoid getting insulted because he's stupid

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 12:46

>>852 is a stupid wimp.

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 14:31

>>853 is a stupid gimp

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:02

>>854 is a fucking chimp.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 15:18

>>855 has a goddamn limp.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 17:40

>>856 is a crappy rapper.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4930 19:39

>>857 is in the crapper. See?

       ,. -ー- 、
      {∧_∧}
       (´・ω・`) I'm >>857.
     (二二二)
        \  /
       i´  `i
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
.      ___  -floosh-
     (二二二)
        \  /
       i´  `i
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:24

If we harnessed the power of >>858's stupidity, we would never have to worry about using up all the fossil fuels again. Ever.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 17:30

If we could get >>859 to shut his goddamn mouth for a second, the problem of global warming would be solved.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 19:15

Enough calories are contained in the fatty tissue of >>860 to power the suns of the galaxy for forty thousand generations.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4931 20:00

>>861 is irresistably attracted to >>860's black hole.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 11:55

only >>862 would feel that people's black holes have a great gravitational pull.

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 12:04

>>863 underestimates the masses involved when >>860's ultimate collapse into a black hole.

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 13:59

>>864 is so insignificant he collapses into nothingness.

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:04

>>865 is so insignificant he already collapsed into nothingness and no-one noticed, not even him.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 18:13

>>866 is hardly in a position to judge whether others are significant.

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 20:36

>>867 holds too high an opinion of himself.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:09

>>868 has self-esteem problems.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4932 22:54

>> 869 IS A SICK FUCK AND SHOULD FUCK HIMSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:04

>>870 has obvious problems with anger and self-control.

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:23

>>871 has obvious problems with pointing out obvious problems.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 01:31

>>872 is stupid for pointing out the obvious.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:17

>>873 is stupid because he said I was stupid for pointing out the obvious.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 05:19

>>874's mom is so slow, IT TOOK HER FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO WATCH "60 Minutes".

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:04

>>875 resorts to yo momma disses

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 07:51

>>876 is a redneck racist that hates that fine black sense of humor demonstrated by >>875

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4933 08:07

>>877 Is so ignorant that thinks "yo mamma" is a demonstration of culture.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 06:43

>>878 reaches for his revolver whenever he hears the word "culture"

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 09:15

>>879 can't remember where he put his revolver.

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 10:14

>>880 called 9-1-1 when Hardy's forgot to give him his order of onion rings.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:11

>>881 activated the Bat Signal when McDonald's forgot to put pickles on his burger.

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 13:42

>>882 starts global thermonuclear war when there's no whipped cream on his cappucino.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:10

>>883 hurls asteroids at relativistic velocities into Earth when there aren't enough onions in his patty melt.

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 15:29

>>884 can't enjoy The Onion because he lacks a sense of humor.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:26

>>885 lost his sense of humor back in Vietnam.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 16:35

>>886 pulled our troops out of Vietnam so the north could conquer them without opposition and still thinks he did the right thing.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^A^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:22

>>887 currently leads the USA as president

889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:45

>>888 is a faggot that pretends to be Yaranaika Boon.

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 18:48

>>889 is Yaranaika Boon.

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4934 22:03

>>890 is Boon, and REALLY needs some dental work.

892 Name: AznDude : 1993-09-4935 01:24

Snorts pixy stix powder, and pretends to be high so people would call him cool.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 02:06

>>892 is so high he accidentally insulted himself.

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 03:59

>>893 didnt know that his GET was prime.

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 04:12

>>894 is a math nerd that couldn't solve a differential equation.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 11:42

>>895 is just a math nerd

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:33

>>896 is a fsggot who thinks god is made of cheeese

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 13:39

>>897 doesn't proofread his posts, and thinks 'faggot' is a clever and edgy insult.

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 17:33

>>898 couldn't come up with anything better than that.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:11

>>899 didn't get 900GET

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:14

>>900 ruined 900GET for the rest of us

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:16

>>901 is just angry because he didn't get to ruin 900GET

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 18:42

>>902 is also angry, but because he has a small penis.

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 19:43

>>903 projects his impotent rage at strangers

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4935 22:21

>>904 has an impotent member.

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 00:23

>>905 couldn't please a cat with his member

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:10

>>906 shouldn't join any club that would accept him as a member.

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:11

>>906 thinks that a cat is fine too.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:14

>>908 Is an うほ!良い男!(Whoa..sexy man!)

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 01:33

>>909, Yaranaika?

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:06

>>910 just shut the fuck up already.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 02:09

>>911 was fucked up already.

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 05:17

>>912 forgot to insult >>907, and >>911 neglected to make the obvious punning association in his insult. You people make me sick.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 07:15

>>913 makes himself sick.

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 09:11

>>914 makes sick into himself.

He literally attempts to craft sick into vague representations of himself. It's disgusting.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 11:49

>>915's ignorance of the proper format is sculpting me out of chunky vomit

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 14:57

>>916 likes to eat at Chunky Vomit.

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 15:55

>>917 likes to post the yoshinoya rant

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:12

>>919 opposes kopipe and copypasta entirely, and thus is an Internet heretic.

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 16:57

>>918 u r dum

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 18:09

>>920 is depressingly subliterate.

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^,..,^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:35

>>921 hates little illiterate african children

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 20:38

>>922 uses some pretty weird posting name, with those commas and stuff. That's weird dude. Boon looks weird.

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:20

>>923 always diligently writes down ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ in this thread as his name to ensure his anonimity

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 21:35

>>924 is obsessed with posting and posts too much.

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4936 23:41

>>925
Inspired the posting of "OMAE MONA" and caused the internet to rapidly populate with ACSII Cats.

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 08:41

>>926 also

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 09:19

>>927 has far too little spare time.

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 22:00

>>928 has a tiny penis. Haha, I said penis!

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 23:33

>>929
Had a tiny penis until that one day at the gold smelting plant.

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 00:29

>>930 thinks "pool's closed due to AIDS" is funny

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 03:39

>>931 doesn't think it's funny because it was his pool.

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 04:42

>>932 was trying to get AIDS from the pool but ended up with crabs.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 05:32

>>933 has crabs.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 09:10

>>934 wishes he was just 1/1000 as cool as Carl Barks.

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 17:47

>>935 barks

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 18:25

>>936 whines and dances in place like he has to pee when he doesn't.

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:11

>>937 pees his pants

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 19:54

>>938 pees other people's pants.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:16

>>939 pees his skirt

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 20:47

>>940 knows that >>939 is really a "he", and didn't let that slow him down any

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4938 23:52

>>941 learned it the hard way

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 00:28

>>942 should know, after picking one up as a prostitute

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 01:27

>>943 was the prostitute in question.

945 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 02:23

>>944 is very knowledgeable when it comes to prostitution, as it's a topic of special interest for him.

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 05:36

>>945 is a moralist that ruins the fun for everybody else.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 13:06

>>946 is an amoralist who has to take someone else's word for it

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 20:50

>>947 is a moral relativist who is too dumb to have any opinion about the subjetc.

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:16

>>948 cannot spell "subject."

950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:17

>>949 doesn't know how to use contractions.

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:12

>>950 got the contractions yesterday, gave birth to an evolutionary throwback today.

952 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:50

>>951 is >>950's son

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 23:42

>>952 is pregnant with assbabies

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:29

>>953 High on crack that belongs to the ass of a whale.

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 06:06

>>954 shaves whales for a living

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 08:04

>>956 doesn't heed the call to Shave the Whales.

957 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 15:28

>>956 saved me the trouble of insulting him by insulting himself.

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:10

I would mock >>957, but the challenge is gone.

959 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 21:08

The battle between >>958's brain and his dick is still undecided. The contest is about size, or rather, which one is smaller. Currently, scientists are devising a method to measure these sub-atomic dimensions. I'd bet on >>958's brain being larger though.

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:52

>>959's insults are too long.

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 03:05

>>960 has ADD

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 07:56

>>961 has AIDS

963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 17:02

>>962 knows because he got in the pool even after it was closed.

964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:54

>>963
sucks him self to sleep while shitting

965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 11:36

>>964
has incontinence problems in general.

966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 13:54

>>965 has intercontinental problems.

967 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:26

>>966 loves to suck dry dog dhit

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:39

>>967 defies all rational explanation

969 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:54

>>968 can't define "rational" or "explanation"

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:06

>>969 can't explain rational numbers

971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:09

>>970 can't even count integers.

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:37

>>971 won an award from the 'International Commission for Idiots.'

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:42

>>972 never won an award.

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:35

>>973 was once awarded as a booby prize.

975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:52

>>974 has no appreciation for members of genus sula

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:10

>>975 uses italics because he thinks it makes gratuitous big words picked up from wikipedia even more intelligent

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:29

>>976 USES ITALICS BECAUSE HIS MOTHER MOLESTED HIM DAILY

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:48

>>977 was molested by all Italy

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:55

>>978 Forgot about poland.

980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:03

>>979's pole landed in Botswana (he was aiming for North Korea)

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:11

>>980's "pole" is more of a "pin"

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:59

>>981 forgot to let his wings take dream.

983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:51

>>982 wonders about rumors on the Internets.

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:52

>>983 can't put food on his family.

985 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:52

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

986 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:53

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:01

>>985
>>984
Fails to understand time paradox.

988 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:27

>>987 has mailed thousands of fissions

989 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:32

>>988 believes that the Internet is a series of tubes.

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 04:00

>>989
Eats through a feeding tube

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 05:24

>>990 eats feets.

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 06:14

>>991 beats his meat

993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 10:04

>>992 beats his meat. He actually beats chicken or steak into a paste like consistency with a whisk before eating it. It's just weird is all.

994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 12:41

>>993 Asphyxiates Poultrey

995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:10

>>994 strokes infant felines until they bleed

996 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:34

>>995 is the sole reason for the "Asians eat dogs and cats" Stereotype.

997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:50

>>996 is the sole reason for the "lol Polacks r dum" series of jokes.

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:51

>>997 always laughs at those jokes

999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:52

>>1-998 wouldn't know a good insult if it bit 'em in the ass. What a bunch of weak little posers.
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