ITT we insult the poster above us [PART V] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 12:52

>>999 couldn't come up with an original insult

950 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 21:17

>>949 doesn't know how to use contractions.

951 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:12

>>950 got the contractions yesterday, gave birth to an evolutionary throwback today.

952 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 22:50

>>951 is >>950's son

953 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 23:42

>>952 is pregnant with assbabies

954 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:29

>>953 High on crack that belongs to the ass of a whale.

955 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 06:06

>>954 shaves whales for a living

956 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 08:04

>>956 doesn't heed the call to Shave the Whales.

957 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 15:28

>>956 saved me the trouble of insulting him by insulting himself.

958 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 16:10

I would mock >>957, but the challenge is gone.

959 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 21:08

The battle between >>958's brain and his dick is still undecided. The contest is about size, or rather, which one is smaller. Currently, scientists are devising a method to measure these sub-atomic dimensions. I'd bet on >>958's brain being larger though.

960 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 02:52

>>959's insults are too long.

961 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 03:05

>>960 has ADD

962 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 07:56

>>961 has AIDS

963 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4941 17:02

>>962 knows because he got in the pool even after it was closed.

964 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 09:54

>>963
sucks him self to sleep while shitting

965 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 11:36

>>964
has incontinence problems in general.

966 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 13:54

>>965 has intercontinental problems.

967 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:26

>>966 loves to suck dry dog dhit

968 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:39

>>967 defies all rational explanation

969 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 14:54

>>968 can't define "rational" or "explanation"

970 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:06

>>969 can't explain rational numbers

971 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:09

>>970 can't even count integers.

972 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:37

>>971 won an award from the 'International Commission for Idiots.'

973 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 18:42

>>972 never won an award.

974 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:35

>>973 was once awarded as a booby prize.

975 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 19:52

>>974 has no appreciation for members of genus sula

976 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 20:10

>>975 uses italics because he thinks it makes gratuitous big words picked up from wikipedia even more intelligent

977 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:29

>>976 USES ITALICS BECAUSE HIS MOTHER MOLESTED HIM DAILY

978 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:48

>>977 was molested by all Italy

979 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 21:55

>>978 Forgot about poland.

980 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:03

>>979's pole landed in Botswana (he was aiming for North Korea)

981 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:11

>>980's "pole" is more of a "pin"

982 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4942 23:59

>>981 forgot to let his wings take dream.

983 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:51

>>982 wonders about rumors on the Internets.

984 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 00:52

>>983 can't put food on his family.

985 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:52

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

986 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 01:53

>>984 is a pitbull on the pantleg of FAIL

987 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:01

>>985
>>984
Fails to understand time paradox.

988 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:27

>>987 has mailed thousands of fissions

989 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 03:32

>>988 believes that the Internet is a series of tubes.

990 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 04:00

>>989
Eats through a feeding tube

991 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 05:24

>>990 eats feets.

992 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 06:14

>>991 beats his meat

993 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 10:04

>>992 beats his meat. He actually beats chicken or steak into a paste like consistency with a whisk before eating it. It's just weird is all.

994 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 12:41

>>993 Asphyxiates Poultrey

995 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:10

>>994 strokes infant felines until they bleed

996 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:34

>>995 is the sole reason for the "Asians eat dogs and cats" Stereotype.

997 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:50

>>996 is the sole reason for the "lol Polacks r dum" series of jokes.

998 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:51

>>997 always laughs at those jokes

999 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 14:52

>>1-998 wouldn't know a good insult if it bit 'em in the ass. What a bunch of weak little posers.
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