>>0 collapsed under his own terrifyingly powerful gravity into a singularity.
When >>1 sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house. =3
hey this thread sounds like it's straight from 1993!
>>6 is so fat and so perverted, that when he crossdresses and puts on high heels, he strikes oil
>>8 is so fat when >>8's beeper goes off, people thought >>8 was backing up
>>8 is so fat >>8's nickname is "Lardo"
>>8 is so fat >>8 eats Wheat Thicks.
>>8 is so fat were in >>8 right now
>>8 is so fat people jog around >>8 for exercise
>>8 is so fat >>8 went to the movies and sat next to everyone
>>8 is so fat >>8 has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
>>8 is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off >>8...
>>8 is so fat >>8 was floating in the ocean and spain claimed >>8 for then new world
>>8 is so fat >>8 lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
>>8 is so fat when you get on top of >>8 your ears pop!
>>9 is so fat when >>9 has wants someone to shake >>9's hand, >>9 has to give directions!
>>9 is so fat >>9 goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
>>9 is so fat when >>9 wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
>>9 is so fat >>9 had to go to Sea World to get baptized
>>9 is so fat >>9 got to iron >>9's pants on the driveway
>>9 is so fat >>9 put on >>9's lipstick with a paint-roller
>>9 is so fat >>9 got to pull down >>9's pants to get into >>9's pockets
>>9 is so fat when >>9 tripped over on 4th Ave, >>9 landed on 12th
>>9 is so fat when >>9 bungee jumps, >>9 brings down the bridge too
>>9 is so fat the highway patrol made >>9's wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
>>10 is so fat when >>10 sits around the house, >>10 SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
>>10 is so fat when >>10 steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
>>10 is so fat when >>10 sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
>>10 is so fat >>10 fell in love and broke it.
>>10 is so fat when >>10 gets on the scale it says to be continued.
>>10 is so fat when >>10 gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
>>10 is so fat >>10's neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
>>10 is so fat >>10 got >>10's own area code!
>>10 is so fat >>10 looks like >>10's smuggling a Volkswagon!
>>10 is so fat God couldn't light Earth until >>10 moved!
>>11 is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around >>11!
>>11 is so fat whenever >>11 goes to the beach the tide comes in!
>>11 is so fat when >>11 plays hopscotch, >>11 goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
>>11 is so fat >>11's got Amtrak written on >>11's leg.
>>11 is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for >>11's liposuction!
>>11 is so fat >>11's legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
>>11 is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the >>11's good side!
>>11 is so fat >>11 wakes up in sections!
>>11 is so fat when >>11 goes to an amusement park, people try to ride >>11!
>>11 is so fat >>11 sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
>>12 is so fat >>12 rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
>>12 is so fat when >>12 lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
>>12 is so fat when >>12 bunje jumps >>12 goes straight to hell!
>>12 is so fat when >>12 jumps up in the air >>12 gets stuck!!!
>>12 is so fat >>12's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
>>12 is so fat that >>12's senior pictures had to be arial views!
>>12 is so fat >>12's on both sides of the family!
>>12 is so fat everytime >>12 walks in high heels, >>12 strikes oil!
>>12 is so fat >>12 fell and made the Grand Canyon!
>>12 is so fat >>12 sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw >>12's in!
>>13 is so fat even >>13's clothes have stretch marks!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has to use a VCR as a beeper!
>>13 is so fat >>13 broke >>13's leg, and gravy poured out!
>>13 is so fat when >>13 rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like >>13's wearin tights!
>>13 is so fat >>13 got hit by a parked car!
>>13 is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get >>13 out!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has a run in >>13's blue-jeans!
>>13 is so fat when >>13 gets on the scale it says to be continued.
>>13 is so fat when >>13 wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
>>14 is so fat >>14 got to iron >>14's pants on the driveway!
>>14 is so fat >>14 put on >>14's lipstick with a paint-roller!
>>14 is so fat when >>14 tripped over on 4th Ave >>14 landed on 12th
>>14 is so fat when >>14 bungee jumps >>14 pulls down the bridge too
>>14 is so fat >>14 steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
>>14 is so fat >>14 fell in love and broke it!
>>14 is so fat >>14 jumped up in the air and got stuck!
>>14 is so fat >>14 fell in love and broke it.
>>14 is so fat when >>14 sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
>>14 is so fat they use the elastic in >>14's underwear for bungee jumping
>>15 is so fat when they used >>15's underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
>>15 is so fat when >>15 back up >>15 beep.
>>15 is so fat >>15 jumped up in the air and got stuck.
>>15 is so fat >>15 has to buy two airline tickets.
>>15 is so fat when >>15 fell over >>15 rocked >>15 asleep trying to get up again.
>>15 is so fat >>15 influences the tides.
>>15 is so fat that when I tried to drive around >>15 I ran out of gas.
>>15 is so fat >>15 broke >>15's leg and gravy fell out.
>>15 is so fat the animals at the zoo feed >>15.
>>15 is so fat >>15 was baptized at Marine World.
>>16 is so fat >>16's on both sides of the family!
>>16 is so fat when >>16 dances at a concert the whole band skips.
>>16 is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover >>16
>>16 is so fat >>16 stands in two time zones.
>>16 is so fat I tried to drive around >>16 and I ran out of gas.
>>16 is so fat >>16 left the house in high heels and when >>16 came back >>16 had on flip flops.
>>16 is so fat >>16s on both sides of the family
>>16 is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the ot>>16's side just to get >>16 through
>>16 is so fat when >>16 goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
>>16 is so fat that >>16 cant tie >>16's own shoes.
>>17 is so fat sets off car alarms when >>17 runs.
>>17 is so fat >>17 cant reach >>17's back pocket.
>>17 is so fat when >>17 wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on >>17's back!
>>17 is so fat >>17's college graduation picture was an airial.
>>17 is so fat >>17 lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push >>17's back in the water
>>17 is so fat >>17 broke >>17's leg and gravy poured out
>>17 is so fat >>17 uses redwoods to pick >>17's teeth
>>17 is so fat the only pictures you have of >>17 are satellite pictures
>>17 is so fat >>17 jumped in the air and got stuck.
>>17 is so fat >>17 put on some BVD's and by the time they reached >>17's waist they spelled out boulevard.
>>18 is so fat >>18 stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
>>18 is so fat >>18 uses a mattress for a tampon.
>>18 is so fat that when >>18 sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow >>18's back into the ocean.....
>>18 is so fat that >>18 would have been in E.T., but when >>18 rode the bike across the moon, >>18 caused an eclipse.
>>18 is so fat >>18 hoola-hooped the super bowl.
>>18 is so fat >>18 was baptised in the ocean.
>>18 is so fat >>18 has to iron >>18's clothes in the driveway.
>>18 is so fat they tie a rope around >>18's shoulders and drag >>18's through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
>>18 is so fat when >>18 got hit by a bus, >>18 said, "Who threw that rock?"
>>18 is so fat when >>18 stands in a left-turn lane it gives >>18's the green arrow!
>>20
So fat when >>20 goes to the beach, he is the only person to get a tan
So fat when >>20 jumped in the pool, the pool jumped out
>>20 is so fat that when he uses a public toilet, all stalls are occupied.
>>20 is so fat he does crowd scenes by himself.
>>20, I'm booking a C5 Globemaster to haul you away. You get 300 plane tickets becasuse youll fill all seats.
>>22 could start a candle factory with only himself, some wicks and a liposuction machine.
24get
25get
>>25 is so fat that her lover needs scuba gear to stay alive when making love.
26
are u guys stupid?
>>29 you can't even spell "you"! How pathetic is that? It must because you were too fat to fit through the door for English classes.