Dear friends, disaster looms on the horizon (59)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 00:09

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<skweeks> rm -rf /4-ch.net/www
<skweeks> Im completely fed up and tired of many things with it.
<skweeks> I'm sick of newbies who don't go with the flow, I'm sick of spammers "testing" some exploit or some bullshit, I'm sick of moderators being ghosts and saying they'll take the job, but I clean 90% of the bullshit up, etc.
<halcyon> Still, deleting the site is a little... radical.
<skweeks> no it just solves the problem at my end.
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<skweeks> other things I'm sick of: the censorship/spam paradox, the "lets get to 1000" by posting varients of the same shit, quoting (me) for non-existant humourous purposes, being displayed as person with shit on head (its beyond "funny", I tire of it), and I could go on all night.
<skweeks> so far the only threads to make 999/1000 are the "lets get to 1000...."
<skweeks> the closet thread that isn't has 200 posts to go
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<skweeks> also, Shii does bother me.
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<skweeks> I don't like putting guns to heads, but fuck, sometimes it's the only way.

This is disturbing, to say the least. I think we need Emergency Action at once! It looks like our beloved 4-ch will close down. =( If I get banned for this...well, forget it, nobody cares about me. But I care about the future of our DQN.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 05:57

>>5 beat me to posting it.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 06:18

I would just like to apologize for my behaviour recently. Sometimes I feel that the only way to get attention is by being rude. I can go with the flow.
Please forgive me.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 06:25

> > I don't like putting guns to heads, but fuck, sometimes it's the only way.

> This is disturbing, to say the least. I think we need Emergency Action at once!

The answer is simple.
Bullet-Proof Mittens.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 06:38

>>12
You wear mittens on your head?

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 07:03

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and please donate.
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15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 07:11

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I don't make much sense, do I?
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16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 08:10

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I get tired of the shit on my head, its heavy.
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17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 08:28

>>16
Watch out, seems the shit is slipping.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 08:59

　　　　
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　　　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and you jinxed it. aww nuts, it fell
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19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 09:25

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20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 09:33

I say we stage a gaijin invasion of 2ch.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 09:34

that could work, 6 against 50000

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 09:35

Those sound like good odds to me.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 11:55

The greater the odds, the more glorious the victory.

24 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4918 12:51

The Single Thread Invasion Subcommittee of the Commission for External Board Contact, in cooperation with the 4-ch External Board Poster Exchange Programme, conducted a thorough feasibility study into the possibility of attempting a small scale elitist superstructure incursion into the sovereign territory of 2ch in early 2003. The findings did not encourage optimism!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 14:29

Early 2003? Dude, it's 1993. gb2/time machine

26 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4918 15:18

>>25 - Sorry, I of course meant September 3453rd, 1993

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 15:21

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and screw you guys, I'm going to Mootxico!
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28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 16:25

but we have almost 200,000 hits (on DQN anyway). you can't shut this site down :(

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 17:01

>>24 If we have no chance of success in ten years, then obviously we must strike now, when our chances are better.

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 18:04

If you strike 4-ch down, it shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine!

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 18:54

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I have done great things.
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32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 19:18

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I command the wills of a thousand men.
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33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 19:42

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I fucking hate this hat.
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34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 20:53

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and Shii does bother me.
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35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:03

Here are the references to squeeks' whining;

>quoting (me) for non-existant humourous purposes
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057/255

>I'm sick of spammers "testing" some exploit or some bullshit
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057/255

>the closet thread that isn't has 200 posts to go
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128586205/

>Shii does bother me.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1169563465/

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:06

>I'm sick of spammers "testing" some exploit or some bullshit

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156206446/49

fixed.

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:09

(Sat:12:16:00) «skweeks» who are half of you people?
(Sat:12:16:20) «skweeks» wait, dumb question
(Sat:12:16:27) «CHILLER» I am CHILLER
(Sat:12:16:53) «CHILLER» More people are coming because of that thread in DQN I'm guessing
(Sat:12:16:59) «skweeks» which one?
(Sat:12:17:08) «skweeks» I don't actually read 4-ch. I just delete spam and whinge.
(Sat:12:17:21) «CHILLER» the irc quoting one haha
(Sat:12:17:29) «CHILLER» then this will be a suprise to you
(Sat:12:17:45) «CHILLER» http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1171670973/l50
(Sat:12:17:57) «CHILLER» it's actually the first one :/

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:10

(Sat:12:21:34) «skweeks» ... this is only making me want to delete it even more.
(Sat:12:22:22) «CHILLER» haha don't it's just DQN they mean no harm
(Sat:12:22:51) «skweeks» DQN is like having a little annoying sibling.
(Sat:12:22:59) «skweeks» it'll call you a poopiehead, it'll impersonate you.
(Sat:12:23:22) «skweeks» sometimes, you want to punch it a few times, but do your best to ignore it.
(Sat:12:25:17) «CHILLER» and yet you still love it and would cry if it died?
(Sat:12:25:26) «skweeks» I wouldn't cry.
(Sat:12:25:49) «skweeks» I'd just take up another hobby, one which doesn't start with "aww fuck, more spam".
(Sat:12:26:07) «skweeks» perhaps I'll go back to clubbing, or drinking. or pickpocketing.
(Sat:12:29:44) «Kammo» you should let meltingwax take care of it

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:11

(Sat:12:31:47) «skweeks» I have got a better idea.
(Sat:12:31:58) «skweeks» get rid of all the mods, change all the mod passwords, and leave the site.
(Sat:12:32:08) «Kammo» :( skweeks
(Sat:12:32:14) «Kammo» what kind of attitude is that!
(Sat:12:32:29) «Kammo» you're supposed to be setting an example for all of your loyal followers
(Sat:12:32:36) «skweeks» one that's beyond fed up
(Sat:12:32:47) «Kammo» then give it to daniel
(Sat:12:32:50) «skweeks» what
(Sat:12:32:56) «Kammo» then give it to daniel
(Sat:12:33:23) «skweeks» nah.

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:12

(Sat:12:33:27) «Kammo» why :(
(Sat:12:33:38) «skweeks» I'll put in a thread cap of 2000, and lock out any moderation.
(Sat:12:34:02) «Kammo» :x
(Sat:12:34:06) «Kammo» then give it to daniel
(Sat:12:36:13) «skweeks» nope.
(Sat:12:36:16) «Kammo» then give it to daniel
(Sat:12:36:43) «skweeks» ...
(Sat:12:36:46) «Kammo» why :(
(Sat:12:36:55) «skweeks» please dont up+enter on me like that.
(Sat:12:37:00) «Kammo» okay :(

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:12

(Sat:12:37:08) «skweeks» I am not "giving it away".
(Sat:12:37:21) «Kammo» if you're just going to leave why not give it to meltingwax :(
(Sat:12:37:40) «skweeks» what part of "i am not giving it away" didn't you get?
(Sat:12:37:50) «Kammo» i get it, i want to know why
(Sat:12:38:06) «Kammo» what part of "why" didn't you get?
(Sat:12:39:21) «skweeks» the fact that somehow my opinion cares?
(Sat:12:39:30) «Kammo» what
(Sat:12:39:31) «skweeks» or my reasoning?
(Sat:12:39:54) «skweeks» right, now you are confused, you can shut up now.
(Sat:12:39:54) «Kammo» that's still not a good answer

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:13

(Sat:12:40:44) «skweeks» you're right.
(Sat:12:41:02) «Lor» Skweeks, it just sounds like at the moment you're having a bit of a tantrum.
(Sat:12:41:18) «skweeks» Lor: HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO WORK THAT ONE OUT?
(Sat:12:41:35) «Lor» I'm very slow.
(Sat:12:42:10) «skweeks» I RUN A WEBSITE WHERE 50,000 PEOPLE EITHER WANT TO SUCK MY BANDWIDTH, ADVERTISE THEIR PRODUCTS ON MY DOLLAR, OR MOCK ME CONTINOUSLY. WOULDNT YOU FEEL A LITTLE NEGATIVE TOWARDS IT?
(Sat:12:42:16) «Kammo» lol
(Sat:12:42:57) «Kammo» they probably wouldn't mock you if you weren't such an asshole
(Sat:12:43:00) «skweeks» ^^ classic example
(Sat:12:43:19) «Lor» Well, possibly, but I don't think the mocking is sincere, in the vast majority of cases.
(Sat:12:43:24) «Lor» Do you think it is?

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:14

(Sat:12:43:27) «Kammo» no
(Sat:12:43:45) «skweeks» I can't tell, these days, this website has made me too cynical.
(Sat:12:43:47) «Kammo» but if you posted and showed them what an asshole you are, it probably would be
(Sat:12:44:41) «Lor» I can understand that the whole "My name is Squeeks and I'm a cat with shit on my head" could make you mad after a while
(Sat:12:44:58) «Kammo» why
(Sat:12:45:22) «Lor» And dealing with spam, I get pissed off when I find spam in my gmail inbox
(Sat:12:45:28) «Lor» And that's like once a month!
(Sat:12:45:29) «CHILLER» I'd love to have an AA character with poop on it's head named after me
(Sat:12:45:55) «Kammo» same
(Sat:12:46:20) «skweeks» Kammo: you're what, 13 and still live at home, right? do you continously, day after day, mock your parents, the people who provide you with roof over head, food etc?
(Sat:12:46:36) «Kammo» lol
(Sat:12:46:48) «Kammo» yeah
(Sat:12:46:56) «skweeks» you do?
(Sat:12:47:07) «skweeks» then you are a faggot and need to grow the fuck up and stop biting the hand that feeds you.
(Sat:12:47:16) «Kammo» k
(Sat:12:47:39) «Lor» I think we need to work with Skweeks, rather than try to change anybody's mind
(Sat:12:47:41) «CHILLER» I love you skweeks! <3
(Sat:12:47:46) «skweeks» no you don't.
(Sat:12:47:55) «skweeks» you love the fact I haven't del'd the site yet.
(Sat:12:47:56) «CHILLER» do too
(Sat:12:48:16) «Lor» skweeks, we're all grateful to you for creating such a wonderful site.
(Sat:12:48:35) «skweeks» like I said, im too cynical these days.
(Sat:12:48:40) «CHILLER» I love the fact that you made and control my favorite site!
(Sat:12:49:19) «Lor» Do you think your cynicism prevents you from recognising gratuity towards you
(Sat:12:49:21) «Lor» ?
(Sat:12:49:31) «skweeks» MOST CERTAINLY
(Sat:12:50:17) «Kammo» just because you pay for the site and delete things doesnt make you a good owner
(Sat:12:50:28) «Lor» I can understand that, but it's still a shame, because there definitely is a lot of gratitude out there for you, even if it is masked.
(Sat:12:50:35) «skweeks» Kammo: I never said I was good.
(Sat:12:50:35) «Kammo» if it really upsets you so much then give it away, dont delete it and take it away from everyone
(Sat:12:51:43) «CHILLER» It's been said
(Sat:12:52:23) «Lor» I can relate to the fact that Squeeks doesn't want to give up something he's worked hard on to some stranger, even if he is planning on deleting it.
(Sat:12:52:49) «skweeks» hey what, since when was i reluctant to delete it?
(Sat:12:52:50) «Lor» But I also think there's a solution to all of this that avoids both possibilities.
(Sat:12:52:51) «skweeks» im just lazy.
(Sat:12:53:47) «Lor» How old are you skweeks?
(Sat:12:54:41) «skweeks» 22.
(Sat:12:55:13) «Lor» And you live in Australia?
(Sat:12:55:21) «skweeks» for a few more weeks.
(Sat:12:55:31) «CHILLER» then where?
(Sat:12:55:32) «Lor» You're moving?
(Sat:12:55:51) «skweeks» backpacking asia for a few months, then moving back to london.
(Sat:12:56:23) «CHILLER» fun
(Sat:12:56:35) «Lor» Are you going to visit Japan at all?
(Sat:12:56:41) «skweeks» 4 weeks of it.
(Sat:12:56:47) «Lor» Sweet
(Sat:12:57:34) «Lor» Welp, I hope you don't delete 4-ch, most of us love you! PEACE V!
(Sat:12:58:46) «Kammo» so was that your solution?
(Sat:12:58:59) «skweeks» wha

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:19

well if owner wants to let 4-ch go, nothing I can do, its not like I wet my pillow in tears if a site went down. But it was fun.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:28

50,000 PEOPLE, and only 6 visit dqn :(

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:46

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and my wrists are bleeding
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47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 21:53

25,000 in /personal/
24,994 in /love/
6 in /dqn/
:(:(:(

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 22:59

RELEASE THE EMERGENCY DQN!

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:03

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50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:12

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and bitches don't know bout my mod_gzip
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51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:16

Emergency Mitten Bombardment! Damage Control Agents incoming!

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52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 23:53

　 .|￣￣|　　
＿☆☆☆＿　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I a have a new hat!
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 00:00

　 .|￣￣|　　
＿☆☆☆＿　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and my hat is AWESOME!
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 00:03

　 .|￣￣|　　
＿☆☆☆＿　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and my hat my hat does'nt emulate the feeling of
　（つ　　 つ　 that pile of shit quite so well!
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 00:14

The current age rages towards its end. Soon, there will be a great conflict between the forces of LAW and CHAOS, SANITY and INSANITY, GOOD and EVIL, to define the new age.

56 Name: MOJIBAKE WARRIOR BUN : 1993-09-4919 01:00

　　　　　 　　　　／⌒ヽ
δ三⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ 三三三つづ
　　　　　　　　　|シ褻 / 　　　　　　
　　　　 　　　　 （　ヽノ
　　　　　　　　　 ﾉ>ノ　
　　　　　 三　　レﾚ

To the rescue岺懦葺・・・ｰ・ｽ・・尞

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 02:07

TAKE ME to the magic of the monent
on a GLORY NIGHT, where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the WIND OF CHANGE

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 02:18

>>54

　 .|￣￣|　　
＿☆☆☆＿　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜ Your name is >>54, and 3 corners has my hat.
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 03:29

Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to 4-ch today. Right. 4-ch. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "1.50 AU$ off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to 4-ch, but if it's 1.50 AU$ off, you all flock in here? It's just 1.50 fucking aussie dollars! 1.50 dollars! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to 4-ch. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

4-ch should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped thread, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have an large bowl with extra DQN!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra DQN these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that DQN? I wanted to fucking interrogate him. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra DQN".

Now, take it from the 4-ch veteran. The latest thing among the 4-ch pros is this: My name is Squeeks threads. That's the ticket. A large post with Squeeks, and some random non-quote. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more DQN, and less /b/ (epic fail). A large post with the raw shit-on-head, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk MODDs might ban you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

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