I started a shitty thread.

And I posted in it. I just fucking love to see myself type.

I'm such a fucking idiot.

I can't believe I actually fapped to that. I'm disgusting.

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I keep doing kopipe in the My name is Squeeks thread even though it's pissing him off. I am the cancer that's killing 4-ch.

I'm just like >>7

I'm just like >>8

I am >>10

I'd fap to the thought of squeeks wearing a poophat, but I'm impotent.

I once raped >>12 in the butt

I'm a big fat butt

I have a butt

I was suspended for having a huge gut.

I take other people's names, and post stupid comments.
I then proceded to start the "Lets Japan Style" thread.

I've had a shitty week, and it's all my fault.

I once proved that E doesn't equal MC squared because the amount of suck I generate could not be gained from all the mass in the universe.

I see what >>15 did there, and that's probably the only thing I'll ever see with my non-existant intelligence

I am from 4chan

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

I'm so narcissistic I just can't detect any fault with me.

>>23
ok, you win, unlike me

I am geek without life and job. virgin. at least I am not a NEET like you guys

I don't have any friends and that's why I'm posting on DQN.

Like everyone else, I didn't realize this wasn't the self-pitying thread but I'm too stupid not to post anyway.

I'm a geek, and a virgin, but I do have a job.

I hate my job but I guess I'm too dumb to get a better one

I'm a geek, and a virgin, but I do have a girlfriend since ten years back.

I just plain suck.

I'm a furfag, a useless /b/tard who'll never amount to anything.

I like Michael Jackson's songs.

I'm a geek, and a virgin, and no girlfriend, but I did try to ask someone out today and I'll try again tomorrow.

Ganbatte >>34, says this elitist weaboo 4chan fag.

I never know how to make a decent post in these threads. Sometimes I just give up and wait for the next guy to continue the thread, other times I post forced sounding stupid crap.

I fail at talking to people in real life AND on the internet. Seriously, even people online hate me.

I hate myself for wasting time online.

I never know how to make a decent poo in these threads. Sometimes I just give up and wait for the next guy to continue the shit, other times I take laxatives and poop forced sounding stupid crap.

I listen to chopin piano etudes. :(

I am a weeaboo

I have two Ayumi Hamasaki DVD's

I buy pocky because I think I am Japanese.

I lipsynch to Kotoko on Youtube.

Anime made me a child molester

I refer to things as "baka" or "kawaii."

I'm so baka it's kawaii!!!! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

I have an overinflated ego and like to listen to myself talk. I tell people long boring things about myself and think they're interested, when in fact they're probably just being polite.

I'm a girl that had tiny boobs through high school. Eventually as an adult I got big boobs because I ate as much as two SSBBWs in a race.

Now my back hurts, and I look like the La Brea tar pits.