[Part 9] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 11:53

(・∀・) 2GETing for later use!

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 02:42

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa! Good thing we have a spare Part 9, right?

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 04:19

( ´ω`) That's the value of planning ahead.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 13:54

5 GET
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6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, there's another Part 9 with more posts.
(・∀・) ...most of those are "lol."

(・∀・) Should we use this thread instead of that one?

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 16:58

( ´ω`) Yes, I think we should.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 18:38

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before plastic drawstring garbage bags?

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 21:19

( ´ω`) We used to...
( ´ω`) Damn, can't remember

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 22:15

( ・ω・) Same thing you did before bathrooms, throw it out your window on unsuspecting people below you.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 22:29

(・∀・) Sounds like fun!

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before your threads turned to shit?

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:31

( ・-・) Don't you remember Junior? You used to ask me all your questions.

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:55

(・∀・) Oh, God, here he goes again...

(・∀・) The only question I have for you is "Why are you still here?"

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:56

( ・-・) WAKE UP JUNIOR YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN AT GRANDPA'S FUNERAL THAT'S RIGHT HE DIED HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:56

( ・-・) TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:57

( ・-・) Meet me at the town square at high noon. We're gonna have a duel.

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 23:58

( ´ω`) Answer Junior's question on your way out, please.

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:01

( ・-・) Okay...a truel.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:01

( ・-・) I'm still here because I erroneously believe that my gimmick is hilariously funny.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:09

(・∀・) If we played along with your stupid gimmick, would you go away?

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:10

( ・-・) Yes.

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:10

( ´ω`) You know, Junior, if we kill him, he'd be more likely to stay away this time.

(・∀・) I'll get your gun.

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:29

( ・-・) TOO BAD YOUR GUN IS NOW MADE OF PILLS

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:31

( ・-・) I know you don't have enough CTRL+V to kill me. This isn't 2-ch.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 00:32

( ´ω`) I have the powers of CTRL+C And CTRL+V as well as the unheard of powers of CTRL+X

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 01:50

(・∀・) What was life like before Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V, Grandpa?

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:24

( ´ω`) Just a second, Junior. Hmmm... ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-V.

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:25

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　What the hell just happened?
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

30 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:26

( ´ω`) Don't make me CTRL-X you.

31 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 02:45

(・∀・) wow!

32 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 03:09

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　Suddenly, I really, really want a carrot.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

33 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 03:27

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　I feel compelled to overrun the Australian ecology too.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

34 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 05:00

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35 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 08:54

( ´ω`) My eyes hurt. Junior, mind getting me my glasses ?

36 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 14:25

(・∀・) Glasses? You have glasses, grandpa?

37 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 15:03

( ´ωQ) The monocle, it does nothing!

38 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 15:50

(-●ω●) These are not mine Junior. You suck.

39 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4984 22:09

( ・ω・) Anyone see my glasses? They were just here a minute ago...

40 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 01:41

( ´ω`)つ-●-●　These are yours? No wonder they suck.

41 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 02:59

(-●ω●) Hello everybody, I'm Grandpa. Really!

42 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 03:43

(・∀・) I'm not falling for that again, Clonepa!

43 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:42

(-●ω●) Who iz zeese klounba?

44 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:43

(-m-) Those are actually mine, durrrrrrrr.

45 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 05:56

(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MY GLASSES

46 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 18:10

(・∀・)つ-o--o So is this yours, grandpa?

47 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 19:55

( ´ω`) No junior, you dont need glasses when you have alcohol.

48 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 20:16

(・∀・)つ-o--o how is this alchol?

49 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 21:21

( ・-・) And you say my plots are bad.

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) ...I'm still here because I see no reason to leave yet. Hard to believe, but this thread can actually be derailed farther than it already has.

50 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:33

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before MP3 players?

51 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:34

( ´ω`) We used to hire brass quintets to follow us around and serenade us.

52 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4985 23:43

( ´ω`) Before that, minstrels would strum the hell out of their lutes and sing improvised songs of our brave adventures.

53 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 00:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was "vinyl"?

54 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 01:06

(^●ω●) Yo, dis be RapPa, imma DJ widda bling bling PJ! I'm scratchin' da records and settin' da floah on faiya!

55 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 02:07

　∩_∩
　( ・ω・)　Sorry, I unlocked the cages in the basement again.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

56 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:04

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　Hey, bunpa.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

57 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:11

( ´ω`) god i gotta fart

58 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:23

(・∀・) ugh...

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) So grandpa, what was "vinyl"?

59 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:44

( ´ω`) Vinyl was what we used to wear for pance, back before the great fire.

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 04:38

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　GrandPance in a vinyl coat was a sight that made everybody stick burning candles in their eyes.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

61 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 04:43

(・∀・) ...

( -∀-) ...

(・∀・) Was beady eyes actually funny?

62 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 11:00

(・∀・) I think I better go solo for a while to make sure everything goes according to plan.

(・∀・) No Junior, he was never funny.

(・∀・) Then why is he still here?

(・∀・) I don't want to know, Junior.

63 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 14:10

( ´ω`) You're making fun of me, Junior. That's not funny.

64 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 14:34

(・∀・) None of us have been funny for quite some time.

65 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 15:58

( ´ω`) You don't need to be funny when you're LEGENDARY

66 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:23

　∩_∩
　( ・-・)　It's just Legerdemain, nothing legendary about gay magic.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ

67 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:42

( ´ω`) That's the problem right there.. Every time someone brings up that horribly unfunny lol gay magic lol crap, the rest of us have to work overtime to compensate for its thread-killing lack of the funny. It's even worse than the hard work we have to do every time you start in with that TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE FUN crap.

( ´ω`) Beady Eyes, you are exactly what's wrong with the internet.

68 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:44

(・∀・) ...stupid rabbit. I hope a bear eats him.

69 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:46

( ´ω`) I'm tired of this thread. I'm going on vacation.

|彡

70 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 16:51

　　∩＿＿＿_∩　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　●　　 ● |　.
　　彡 *( _,●_)*ミ
　　|　 │´・-・ |│　uh oh...
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
　　　　∪￣∪　　　　

71 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 20:26

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hello, I came to look for my mittens Junior, if you know wha... OH MY GOD A BEAR! What shall a poor mittenless innocent little loli like me do in a situation like this?

72 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:17

( ´ω`) When did this thread stop being about me and start being about 4ch users airing their grievances using my face?

( ´ω`) Wait, is it happening right now?

73 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:50

(・∀・) It seems to happen every time a new college semester starts.

74 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:50

( ´ω`) Junior, we've got a mystery to solve!

75 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:51

( ´ω`) Oh, and Mittens, don't use the word 'loli' here. It's a 4chan word, and it belongs there.

76 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:54

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I thought it meant little girl...

( ´ω`) Sort of. It's a word used by babyfuckers to point out potential molestees.

( ﾟ oﾟ) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

77 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 21:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before 4ch was popular?

78 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:06

( ´ω`) 4-ch isn't popular.

79 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:08

( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/dqn/archive/kareha.pl/1118254935/

80 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:47

　　∩＿＿＿_∩　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　●　　 ● |　.
　　彡 *( _,●_)*ミ munch.
　　| ＿ ￣￣￣_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
　　　　∪￣∪　　　　

81 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 22:55

( ´ω`) Nice timing, >80.

82 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:19

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) OH MY GOD THAT BEAR IS STILL AROUND! What shall a poor hymenless innocent little whore like me do in a situation like this?

83 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:39

　　∩＿＿＿_∩　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　●　　 ● |　.
　　彡 *( _,●_)*ミ I just came by to eat the rabbit.
　　| ＿ 　　　 　_|　　　　
　　| ∪　　　　 ∪　 　
　　＼__　　 　 _/　　　　
　　　　∪￣∪　　

|
|彡
|彡 bye!
|彡
|彡
|
　

84 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 03:40

( ﾟ -ﾟ) awwww...

85 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 04:50

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Get back here you stupid bear!

86 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 07:56

( ´ω`) Mittens you are a cheap little whore and you know it.

87 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 21:18

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yet I'm not allowed to call myself a loli. Your hypocrisy astounds me Grandpa.

88 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:41

((ﾟ -ﾟ) Yep, Im just a gigantic cliche.

89 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 23:38

(((( ﾟ -ﾟ)))) it's getting cold in here by the way.

90 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 01:23

(((((((((((((((( ´ω`)))))))))))))))) Grandpa is evolving!

91 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 19:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, Let's go to the zoo!

92 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 20:00

( ´ω`) "Okay," he said, wondering where this would lead.

93 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 23:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, we're not in a storybook...

94 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:45

( ´ω`) The trip to the zoo was uneventful. The animals were generally sleepy. Junior had his half-finished box of popcorn stolen by spider monkeys, and when Grandpa saw his chance, he pushed Beady-Eyes over the fence and into the lion's cage.

( ´ω`) Junior and Grandpa laughed together for a long time after that.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 02:48

(・∀・) that stupid monkey!

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 07:29

( ´ω`) Stupid monkeys saved my life in the war!

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 07:55

(・∀・) Tell me this story doesn't involve poo..

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 10:36

( ・-・) It does, and starngely enough it looks just like Grandpa.

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 10:55

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we used to wing it like the monkeys would fling it.

( ´ω`) However, while the vast majority of us have advanced past that stage in evolution, Beady Eyes is still struggling.

( ´ω`) Lets all pity him for a split second, and then kick him out of here.

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4989 11:03

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