( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( ´ω`) Damnit Junior, you know that you need to do that to Beady eyes. What's that faceless fellow ever done to you?
── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ） ≡ REVENGE, bitch!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（・∀・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ While you're at it...
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（・∀・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ Could kick myself for that, meant to splash Beady Eyes.
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（´ω`）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（・∀・） ≡ Grandpa, why haven't we kicked Beady Eyes yet?
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（´ω`）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ That's a good question, Junior.
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（・∀・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ Get the fuck out, beady eyes!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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（・∀・） When did beady eyes grow rabbit ears?
（・∀・）And where was I when all this happened?
( ´ω`) Well, it seems your father was right. You are on cocaine. This is an intervention, sonny.
（・∀・） That wasn't sugar I put on my morning coffee??
（・∀・）
（・∀・） ?
( ´ω`) I'm back. What'd I miss?
( ´ω`) They ran out of beer. Can you believe that?
( ´ω`) I just wanted a sip. It's all I ask.
( ・∀・) You don't have money, do you...?
( ´ω`) I told 'em to put it on my tab, but do they listen? NO!
( ﾟムﾟ) Your tab is astronomical. If you put anything else on it, we will run out of digits on the calculator.
( ´ω`) It's not my fault I've lived this long!
( ﾟムﾟ) But you've only been coming to my bar for 3 days.
( ´ω`) Exactly my point!
( ・∀・) Grandpa, booze is bad for you anyway. Let's go to Rei's and get us some fountain drinks.
( ´ω`) Do they have whiskey? Bourbon? Maybe some cheap wine?
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／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ I've got some orange juice that's been sitting around for a while.
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━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
( ´ω`) Fine with me as long as it has fermented.
( ・∀・) Grandpa, you drink pruno? I didn't know that you spent time in prison.
( ´ω`) You name it, I've served 84 to life there.
( ・∀・) How can you serve an 84-year sentence when it's always 1993?
( ´ω`) DQN is my life sentence.
( ・∀・) What are you in for?
( ・∀・) ...
( ・∀・) Infact, what am I in for?
( ´ω`) We're both in here for crimes we didn't commit, Junior. Time is short for me, Junior. Use the secret passage I've been making all these long years and escape from DQN, and seek your revenge.
( ・∀・) ...
( ・∀・) So, Beady eyes, about those pills..
( ・-・) I'm not really into the pill thing any more.
( ´ω`) What, you found something even less funny to harp on?
( ・-・) Chicken butt!
( ・-・) .... wait I did it wrong...
( ´ω`) La! La! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! La la!
(・∀・) Grandpa, I can't wait for 1993-09-5000!
( ´ω`) 5000? OH GOD... I just remembered, I'm supposed to DIE that day!
( ・-・) I'm making a note on my calendar.
── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ I said get the fuck out, beady eyes!
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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( ・-・) I'm not staying. I'm escaping from DQN while there's still time!
ｏ
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o
。 The escape is somewhere down here...
∩_∩
（ ・-・） gurgle
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(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm very scared.
( ´ω`) Don't be, Junior. Death is just part of life. Price of admission, don'cha'know.
ｏ
Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з 。
o
。
∩_∩
（ x-x） Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з
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( ´ω`) See?
( ・-・) I'm free! Free from DQN! Bye, you fools!
( ´ω`) Don't let the door hit your fuzzy little ass on the way out.
( ^ - ^) OMG TEH THANKIES!!!!! BUT WHERSE TEH JUNIOR/GRANDPA YAOI?! I NEED MEH YAOI TO LIVE 4 IT IZ MY LAIF SUPPORTZ!!!! BTW MITTENS SUCKS AND SO DOES NATUMI AND THE OTHER GIRLS THAT BARELY APPEAR IN THESE STORIES!!!!!
(・∀・) If this is his replacement, I'll take beady eyes back in a heartbeat.
( ´ω`) I really need to replace the lock on the front door sometime.
( ^ - ^) HAVE GHEY BUTSEKS NAO!!!!
( ´ω`(・A・) OW OW OW OW OW GRANDPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
(・∀・) Grandpa, a booming voice in my head just called out and said "5 DAYS". What does that mean?
(・∀・) It's not cancer, is it?
( ´ω`) No, it's worse than that. It's October!
(・∀・) Ockwhatbur?
( ´ω`) Durrrrrr...You know, son, I looked a lot like you when I wax younger. Then Brock gouged out my beady eyes in jealousy. Ever since then, I want you to kill Brock.
(・∀・) What's this have to do with Ockwhatbur?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Roark is the new Brock!
(- _ -) Ah, Grandp-
(・ _ ・) MY NAME IS BROCK!
(・∀・) ...
(・ _ ・) ...
( x_ x)
(・∀・) I killed Brock!
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o
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((( Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з( ^ - ^) ...
( ^ A ^) DIE MITTENS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tie-dye my mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
( ^ - ^) NOOO NOT THAT
( x - x) ughhhh the vagina has destroyed me
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ???
(・∀・) Grandpa, why must we freeze at home when there is so much coal?
( ´ω`) You're ould-fashiouned, Juniour.
(・∀・) Grandpa! The voice called out again! It said "4 DAYS". I'm scared, Grandpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That was me!
(・∀・) Am... am I going to die? In only 4 days?
( ´ω`) You, me, and everyone else in this hellhole. Hope you enjoyed life so far, kid.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we were all going to die in four days?
( ´ω`) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa... I don't want to die!!!
(・∀・) The voice! THE VOICE! IT SAID "3 DAYS"! OH GOD, GRANDPA, DO SOMETHING!
( ´ω`) I can't. We're all going to die.
( ・-・) IT'S LESS THAN 9000!
( ・-・) Sheesh, get a grip Gramps.
( ´ω`) Weren't you supposed to be dead?
( ・-・) is it time to release the mittens?
── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ GET OUT BITCH
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・）
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have been released!
GET OUT BITCH!
∧＿∧ ＿ ∩
( ･ω･)＝つ≡つ ⊂／ ノ ）
(っ ≡つ＝つ / /ノV
/ ) bapbap し'⌒∪
( /￣∪
(・∀・) Mittens, I want to ask you something...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yes, Junior?
(・∀・) Before we all die horribly, could I, you know, have... sex with you?
(^▽^) That makes me so happy Junior!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) On the other hand, that's a sin and I wanna go to Heaven after the world ends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So NO!!
( ・-・) < I just had the strangest dream...
( ・-・) < I dreamed we were all gonna die and somebody kicked me off a cliff.
── =≡∧__∧
── =≡（ ´ω`） ≡ What, like this?
─ =≡○_ ⊂)= ＼ 从／-=≡ ｒ（ ・-・） yeah.
── =≡ > ＿_ ノ )）< ＞ -= 〉皿 つ
─ =≡ ( ／ ≡ ／VV＼-=≡⊂ ､ >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡ -= し'
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Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з 。
o
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∩_∩ ah, blessed relief...
（ x-x）
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(・∀・) Grandpa, as you may have guessed, the voice called out again. As you may also have guessed, it said "2 DAYS". Is there truly nothing we can do to stop the end of the world? Nothing we can turn to?
( ´ω`) Jeez, kid. It's inevitable. Stop whining about it, you're giving me a headache.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know how to stop it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 早く！ Mittensを！
∩＿＿＿∩
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| ( _●_) ミ You called?
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( ´ω`) The rabbit's at the bottom of the ocean. Go bother him.
(・∀・) HOLY SHIT A BEAR! IS THAT HOW WE ALL DIE????
( ´ω`) Sure, why not?
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|"￣￣ﾞﾞ`∩::::::I'm not going to eat you guys.
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|● ● i'ﾞ￣ﾞﾞﾞ`''､::::::::::::::::
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| ヽノ ノ● ● i::::::::::I might.
｛ヽ,__ ）´(_●_) ｀,ﾐ:::::::
| ヽ / ヽノ ,ノ::::::
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before bears invaded our thread?