( LΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
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( LΦ`) Sorry 'bout that. Gas. I had some good old Oklahoma BBQ a little bit ago. Whatever Junior broke, I'll pay for it, just shut up.
( LΦ`) So what did you say, junior? It was something about fetuses but I paid attention.
( E-E) He was talking about how he'd eaten a fetus, but I'm more interested in that Oklahoma BBQ.
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( LΦ`) Junior, why I am so old?
(EΝE) The real Grandpa would never use 4chan speak! IMPOSTER!
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( LΦ`) harbl, NO U, GTFO newfag, gg.
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( LΦ`) FORTRAN speak? Junior, you know I don't up keep with your programming languages newfangled. Just want I to know why I am so old?
(EΝE) Go back to bed, Garfield.
( LΦ`) Junior, why mean you be so to me? You feel I not badding enough? Want just I to know old why so am I?
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i@MnLj You're suddenly out of character, grandpa.
( LΦ`) Shut up. I'm younger than you.
( LΦ`) and then I ate the fetus
(EΝE) Remember how 20 minutes ago we were still doing the question and answer thing?
( LΦ`) No, I can't remember anything.
( LΦ`) What's my name?
( E-E) ur mom.
( LΦ`) Can't believe you fell for that one again.
( LΦ`) fffffaaaaarrrrrrttttt
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(@E-E) No doctor, I was just surprised at your skill, to be able to divine the solution so quickly.
( LΦ`) so what happened to the fetus
(EΝE) It's in the fish tank.
( LΦ`) I like your style, kid.
(EΝE) What style, grandpa?
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(EΦE) Quick! Put him in the tank!
(EΝE) Whoever thought his end would be so undignified?
(EΝE) Also, what's in his will?
(EΦE) I dunno.
( LΦ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.
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( LΦ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.
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( LΦ`) Now who let you in here? You don't even look like anything.
( LΦ`) it's spelled ^N by the way.
(EΝE) Put him in the fish tank!
( LΦ`) It's already filled with fetuses and shit Junior, there is no space left!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's for dinner? Not pork again, right?
( LΦ`) No it's fetus, Junior.
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( LΦ`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.
(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
(EΝE) I pooped meh pants!
( LΦ`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!
(EΝE) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!
( LΦ`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.
(EΝE) I don't have :tenbux:
(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
( LΦ`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.
(EΝE) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.
( LΦ`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread
(EΝE) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread
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(EΝE) Why I am so bald?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?
( LΦ`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?
( E-E) Yeah, I walked right in.
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( E-E) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?
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( LΦ`) That would be rat poison, Junior.
(EAE) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.
(EAE) Grandpa I'm stuck.
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(EAE) Grandpa you suck.
( LΦ`) No you.
(EΝE) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!
(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?
( LΦ`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?
( LΦ`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?
( LΦ`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?
( LΦ`) No. That's even stupider.
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( LΦ`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.
( E-E) Yeah, he even stole my face.
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( LΦ`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.
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(EΝE) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?
(EΝE) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?
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(EΝE) Fuck.
(EΝE) Hold on a second... you're my dad?