[Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:25

(( LƒΦ))"

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:26

“ρ“ρ((( LƒΦ))"

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 20:58

( E-E) He did, I saw him.

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:21

“ρ“ρ “ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ “ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ “ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ((( LƒΦ))"

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5075 21:31

( LƒΦ`) Sorry 'bout that. Gas. I had some good old Oklahoma BBQ a little bit ago. Whatever Junior broke, I'll pay for it, just shut up.

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5076 05:30

( LƒΦ`) So what did you say, junior? It was something about fetuses but I paid attention.

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5077 07:39

( E-E) He was talking about how he'd eaten a fetus, but I'm more interested in that Oklahoma BBQ.

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 09:45

( LƒΦ`)

( LƒΦ`) Junior, why I am so old?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 17:30

(EΝE) The real Grandpa would never use 4chan speak! IMPOSTER!

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:32

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) harbl, NO U, GTFO newfag, gg.

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:55

>>809
( LƒΦ`) FORTRAN speak? Junior, you know I don't up keep with your programming languages newfangled. Just want I to know why I am so old?

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 00:55

(EΝE) Go back to bed, Garfield.

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 01:17

( LƒΦ`) Junior, why mean you be so to me? You feel I not badding enough? Want just I to know old why so am I?

( LƒΦì)

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:11

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(((O____O))) „Q„p„ƒ„Š„y„‚„u„~„~„„z „„€„y„ƒ„{!

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 03:55

Da, Tovarisch!

816 Name: asswipe : 1993-09-5079 04:45

fuckoff

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 05:24

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@@@@@@@@@@i@E‚`Ej@@Grandpa, I'm having nightmares again!
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818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 06:38

go back @ΘQΘ@@@@It's because you forgot to take your pills again, Junior.
to sleep@i@LƒΦ`j@@@@@@@@@Come on. Just one bottle each of the red and the blue.
@@@@@@i@@@@j @go back@@@It won't hurt you much at all....
@@@@@@b b@|@@to sleep@
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819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 13:28

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820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 17:41

( LƒΦ`) Rest now my child...

i@MƒnLj You're suddenly out of character, grandpa.

( LƒΦ`) Shut up. I'm younger than you.

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 20:50

( LƒΦ`) and then I ate the fetus

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 22:54

(EΝE) Remember how 20 minutes ago we were still doing the question and answer thing?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:33

( LƒΦ`) No, I can't remember anything.
( LƒΦ`) What's my name?

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:48

( E-E) ur mom.

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 03:20

( LƒΦ`) Can't believe you fell for that one again.
( LƒΦ`) fffffaaaaarrrrrrttttt

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:23

@@ΘQΘ
@@(@E-E ) I'm sorry, Junior, but I'm afraid Grandpa's dementia has gotten much worse.
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827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) The only hope is to administer a TANASINN suppository.
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828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:44

(E-E)

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 14:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) What, you want one too?
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830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:01

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Looks deep and meaningful. I'll take one.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 16:54

(@E-E) No doctor, I was just surprised at your skill, to be able to divine the solution so quickly.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 17:14

( LƒΦ`) so what happened to the fetus

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 00:28

(EΝE) It's in the fish tank.

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 16:32

( LƒΦ`) I like your style, kid.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 17:23

(EΝE) What style, grandpa?

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 20:41

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Please don't vomit fetuses in my fishtank.
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837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 21:34

( LƒΦ`) I wo
( LƒΦo) OHGDO IM HAVEVN A HERT ATTACK!!! UGGHSHTAETHATEATEA

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 22:09

(EƒΦE) Quick! Put him in the tank!

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 23:46

(EΝE) Whoever thought his end would be so undignified?
(EΝE) Also, what's in his will?

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:01

(EƒΦE) I dunno.

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 05:53

( LƒΦ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) I'm still alive and well, crapass.

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 07:09

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843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 07:28

( LƒΦ`) Now who let you in here? You don't even look like anything.

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 13:04

( LƒΦ`) it's spelled ƒ’ƒ^ƒN by the way.

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 16:47

(EΝE) Put him in the fish tank!

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 18:49

( LƒΦ`) It's already filled with fetuses and shit Junior, there is no space left!

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 19:00

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's for dinner? Not pork again, right?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 19:15

( LƒΦ`) No it's fetus, Junior.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 02:36

(EΝE) Fetuses make me stronger . . .

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 04:33

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851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 11:40

( LƒΦ`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:11

(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:14

(EΝE) I pooped meh pants!

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:55

( LƒΦ`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 18:22

(EΝE) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:07

( LƒΦ`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:49

(EΝE) I don't have :tenbux:

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 22:40

(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 23:49

( LƒΦ`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 04:55

(EΝE) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 08:17

( LƒΦ`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 12:24

(EΝE) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 15:52

@@@@@ Ώ@
( LƒΦ`)œc™
@Όœc™))ΝE) ow sorry ow ow ow sorry ow
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864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:29

(EΝE) Why I am so bald?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:31

c-c-c-combo breaker

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:12

( LƒΦ`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:22

( E-E) Yeah, I walked right in.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 15:58

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„Ÿ„Ÿ =ίi LƒΦ`j@ ί@GoodtoseeyaBYE!! @
„Ÿ@=ί›_@@ Ό)=@ _ ˜Έ^-=ί ‚’i E-Ej
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ί >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Β
„Ÿ@=ί@ (@^@ί @@ ^VV_-=ίΌ €@>>
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870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:22

( E-E) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:54

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ίΘ__Θ@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ίi LƒΦ`j@ ί@thatsawesomeyou'reawesomeBYE!! @
„Ÿ@=ί›_@@ Ό)=@ _ ˜Έ^-=ί ‚’i E-Ej
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ί >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Β
„Ÿ@=ί@ (@^@ί @@ ^VV_-=ίΌ €@>>
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873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:55

( LƒΦ`) That would be rat poison, Junior.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 19:00

(EAE) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 21:55

(EAE) Grandpa I'm stuck.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 22:57

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@@‚Ɓ@@@@j@ @ |@|
@@@ ‚x@/ƒm@@@ l
@@@@ /@j@ @ < @> Ώ
@@ Q/‚΅'@^^. ‚uEAEj/
@@iQƒtœc@@@@@ @@/

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 00:22

(EAE) Grandpa you suck.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:11

( LƒΦ`) No you.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:40

(EΝE) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:47

(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 03:10

( LƒΦ`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 09:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 10:54

( LƒΦ`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 14:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 16:03

( LƒΦ`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 23:55

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:04

( LƒΦ`) No. That's even stupider.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 02:35

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889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 07:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, who the hell is that?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 09:30

i E-EjDon't look at me, I don't know.

891 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5088 10:03

( LƒΦ`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 15:25

( E-E) Yeah, he even stole my face.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 22:08

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894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 23:21

( E-E) No...

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:36

( LƒΦ`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.

|ƒΦ` ) Bye!

|œc

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:56

(EΝE) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:59

(EΝE) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:09

|ƒΦ` ) Get your own giggle water, son.

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899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:10

(EΝE) Fuck.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 05:25

(EΝE) Hold on a second... you're my dad?

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