[Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 06:57

( LƒΦ`) I'm way ahead of my time.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 04:33

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851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 11:40

( LƒΦ`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:11

(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:14

(EΝE) I pooped meh pants!

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 13:55

( LƒΦ`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 18:22

(EΝE) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:07

( LƒΦ`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 19:49

(EΝE) I don't have :tenbux:

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 22:40

(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5084 23:49

( LƒΦ`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 04:55

(EΝE) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 08:17

( LƒΦ`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 12:24

(EΝE) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5085 15:52

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864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:29

(EΝE) Why I am so bald?

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 05:31

c-c-c-combo breaker

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 13:04

(EΝE) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:12

( LƒΦ`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 14:22

( E-E) Yeah, I walked right in.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 15:58

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870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:22

( E-E) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 16:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:54

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„Ÿ„Ÿ =ίi LƒΦ`j@ ί@thatsawesomeyou'reawesomeBYE!! @
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873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 17:55

( LƒΦ`) That would be rat poison, Junior.

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 19:00

(EAE) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 21:55

(EAE) Grandpa I'm stuck.

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5086 22:57

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877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 00:22

(EAE) Grandpa you suck.

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:11

( LƒΦ`) No you.

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:40

(EΝE) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 02:47

(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 03:10

( LƒΦ`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 09:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 10:54

( LƒΦ`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 14:28

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 16:03

( LƒΦ`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5087 23:55

(EΝE) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 00:04

( LƒΦ`) No. That's even stupider.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 02:35

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889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 07:50

(EΝE) Grandpa, who the hell is that?

890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 09:30

i E-EjDon't look at me, I don't know.

891 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-5088 10:03

( LƒΦ`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 15:25

( E-E) Yeah, he even stole my face.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 22:08

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i@@@Ι.@,@œetU/@@@@| @i@E-Ej Forgotten me already? I'm #67.
@@.'/|@.'.j@UtU/@@@@ _/VVVVV) Remember how I always used to steal your lunch money?
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894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5088 23:21

( E-E) No...

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:36

( LƒΦ`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.

|ƒΦ` ) Bye!

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896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:56

(EΝE) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 01:59

(EΝE) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:09

|ƒΦ` ) Get your own giggle water, son.

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899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 02:10

(EΝE) Fuck.

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 05:25

(EΝE) Hold on a second... you're my dad?

901 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 05:26

|ƒΦ` ) BTW, 900GET!

|œc pkunk

902 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 09:29

(EΝE)Grandpa where do babies come from?

903 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 13:17

( LƒΦ`) The fiery pits of Hell.

904 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 20:14

(EΝE) So where do fetuses come from, then?

905 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 21:24

( LƒΦ`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...

906 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5089 22:02

(EΝE) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!

( LƒΦ`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.

907 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 00:14

(EΝE) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?

908 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 03:33

( LƒΦ`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.

909 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 03:51

( LƒΦ`) zzzzz

910 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 05:58

(EΝE)Wake up Grandpa!

911 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 06:30

( LƒΦ`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.

912 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:03

(EΝE) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?

913 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:18

( LƒΦ`) That's immaterial.

914 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 07:44

(EΝE)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?

915 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 08:36

( LƒΦ`) Because you're a girl Junior.

916 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 13:54

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?

917 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 17:53

( E-E) . . .

918 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 19:12

(EΝE) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...

|ΝE) and I'll never come back out again <3~
|œc Bye!

919 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 21:04

(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....

wait, what am I doing out here?

920 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 22:10

( LƒΦ`) What the hell are you replying to?

921 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5090 23:02

( E-E) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?

922 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 00:41

( E-E) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?

923 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 01:57

(EΝE) What?

924 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 02:00

( E-E) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?

925 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 02:48

(EΝE) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.

926 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you know any miners?

927 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 03:26

( LƒΦ`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.

( LƒΦ`) ...

928 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 04:12

i MƒnLj Is that "know" in the biblical sense?

929 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 08:59

( ί ƒŽί)

( ί -ί) ....

(ί- ί )

930 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 11:41

( LƒΦ`) Mittens?

931 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 17:04

( ί -ί) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.

(ί- ί ) Bye.

932 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 17:26

( LƒΦ`) Just as planned.

933 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 21:09

(EΝE) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.

934 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5091 22:47

( E-E) He just can't admit something went wrong.

935 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 02:40

( EΝE) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?

936 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 08:45

( LƒΦ`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?

937 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 13:22

( LƒΦ`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.

938 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 15:56

(EΝE) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

939 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 18:54

( LƒΦ`) Shut the fuck up.

940 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 19:13

(EΝE) >>940

941 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 22:37

( LƒΦ`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?

942 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5092 23:01

( E-E) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?

943 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 02:51

(EΝE) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?

944 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 03:05

( LƒΦ`) Shut the fuck up, is what.

945 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-5093 04:02

( LƒΦ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.

946 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 04:02

( LƒΦ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.

947 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 06:57

(EΝE) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!

(EΝE) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.

948 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 10:43

( E-E) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.

949 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5093 11:49

( LƒΦ`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.

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