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( LΦ`) This thread's been around for a long time, yesirree.
(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
(EΝE) I pooped meh pants!
( LΦ`) I thought I told you to stop making spontaneous announcements about poop, Junior!
(EΝE) I'm going to set up a poop announcement RSS feed!
( LΦ`) Why don't you join Something Awful? I hear they enjoy pantshitters.
(EΝE) I don't have :tenbux:
(EΝE) How long have you been around for, Grandapa?
( LΦ`) Long enough to gain a third syllable, apparently.
(EΝE) You should get that looked at. It's probably cancerous.
( LΦ`) Someone should make a best of grandpa thread
(EΝE) There's already an "ITT we post nothing at all" thread
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(EΝE) Why I am so bald?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, where are all these stupid 4channers coming from?
( LΦ`) You left the gate unlocked again, didn't you?
( E-E) Yeah, I walked right in.
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( E-E) I come and go as I please, Old Man. Just like you and everybody else in this place.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what is choc-o-lit?
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( LΦ`) That would be rat poison, Junior.
(EAE) Rat poison rain sounds dangerous.
(EAE) Grandpa I'm stuck.
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(EAE) Grandpa you suck.
( LΦ`) No you.
(EΝE) ha ha ha ha! Good comeback, Potsie!
(EΝE) Grandpa, why doesn't Squeeks get diseases from wearing all that shit on his head?
( LΦ`) He wears hippo dung, which is the healthiest dung on Earth. Tastiest too! You should try some.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you German by any chance?
( LΦ`) Stellen Sie nicht dumme Fragen.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you Hebrew by any chance?
( LΦ`) No. Ask a question that's less stupid.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you gay by any chance?
( LΦ`) No. That's even stupider.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, who the hell is that?
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( LΦ`) He's a bad, bad man, you'd best stay away kiddo.
( E-E) Yeah, he even stole my face.
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( E-E) No...
( LΦ`) ... okay, it's alcohol time.
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(EΝE) Can I have some alcohol, Grandpa?
(EΝE) Grandpa? Graaaaand paaaaaaaaa?
|Φ` ) Get your own giggle water, son.
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(EΝE) Fuck.
(EΝE) Hold on a second... you're my dad?
|Φ` ) BTW, 900GET!
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(EΝE)Grandpa where do babies come from?
( LΦ`) The fiery pits of Hell.
(EΝE) So where do fetuses come from, then?
( LΦ`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...
(EΝE) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.
(EΝE) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?
( LΦ`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.
( LΦ`) zzzzz
(EΝE)Wake up Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.
(EΝE) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?
( LΦ`) That's immaterial.
(EΝE)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?
( LΦ`) Because you're a girl Junior.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?
( E-E) . . .
(EΝE) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...
|ΝE) and I'll never come back out again <3~
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(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....
wait, what am I doing out here?
( LΦ`) What the hell are you replying to?
( E-E) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?
( E-E) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?
(EΝE) What?
( E-E) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?
(EΝE) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.
(EΝE) Grandpa, do you know any miners?
( LΦ`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.
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( LΦ`) Mittens?
( ί -ί) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.
(ί- ί ) Bye.
( LΦ`) Just as planned.
(EΝE) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.
( E-E) He just can't admit something went wrong.
( EΝE) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?
( LΦ`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?
( LΦ`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.
(EΝE) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
( LΦ`) Shut the fuck up.
( LΦ`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?
( E-E) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?
(EΝE) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?
( LΦ`) Shut the fuck up, is what.
( LΦ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
( LΦ`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
(EΝE) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!
(EΝE) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.
( E-E) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.
( LΦ`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.