( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
|ω` ) BTW, 900GET!
|彡 pkunk
(・∀・)Grandpa where do babies come from?
( ´ω`) The fiery pits of Hell.
(・∀・) So where do fetuses come from, then?
( ´ω`) The devil delivers them to women who've sinned in the eyes of God. Duhhh...
(・∀・) But you told me there is no God! There is only Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Yeah, but I'm letting him run things since I'm too lazy to do it myself.
(・∀・) But how can he run things if he doesn't exist?
( ´ω`) I'll google it and get back to you on that.
( ´ω`) zzzzz
(・∀・)Wake up Grandpa!
( ´ω`) Durrr hurrr hurrr I like cocks.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if we are living in a material world and Madonna is a material girl, did that make Sean Penn a material boy?
( ´ω`) That's immaterial.
(・∀・)Grandpa why don't I have a penis?
( ´ω`) Because you're a girl Junior.
( ･ิω･ิ) You never noticed this before, kid?
( ・-・) . . .
(・∀・) Oh, really? Well..I'll just be going into my room...
|∀・) and I'll never come back out again <3~
|彡 Bye!
(-__-) Really, it's not so bad... You should try it too Grandpa....
wait, what am I doing out here?
( ´ω`) What the hell are you replying to?
( ・-・) Can I touch your boobs, Junior?
( ・-・) Also, could you explain to all of us how you hope to maintain a romantic relationship with Mittens?
(・∀・) What?
( ・-・) So anyway, what are you going to do for the next 75 posts?
(・∀・) I don't have a romantic relationship with anyone, Beady.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you know any miners?
( ´ω`) I know you, Junior. You're a minor.
( ´ω`) ...
（ ｀ハ´） Is that "know" in the biblical sense?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ )
( ´ω`) Mittens?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I thought this was the Grandpa thread. My mistake.
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) Bye.
( ´ω`) Just as planned.
(・∀・) You say that every time something strange happens, Grandpa.
( ・-・) He just can't admit something went wrong.
( ・∀・) Can't admit mistakes... Grandpa, are you a Republican?
( ´ω`) Hell no. Hey junior can I touch you inappropriately?
( ´ω`) Jesus told me to, so I'm sure it won't hurt.
(・∀・) Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up.
( ´ω`) Masturbating to your own post again, eh?
( ・-・) You expected Junior to do any less, in light of the recent discovery?
(・∀・) Grandpa the end of the thread is coming soon! What will we do to celebrate?
( ´ω`) Shut the fuck up, is what.
( ´ω`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
( ´ω`) .... And clean your hands before touching my remote.
(・∀・) I'll touch the fucking remote after I've came on my HANDS TEN FUCKING TIMES you old fart!
(・∀・) By the way, we're about to hit over 9000 Grandpa posts in all. Guess I'll break a scouter or something.
( ・-・) Don't worry Gramps, it's not like he's menstruating all over the remote.
( ´ω`) You shouldn't say things like that. You might give him... or her... ideas. And then I'd have to deal with it in my own particular way, which I haven't had to use since the war.
(・∀・) 950 GET ! ! !
( ・-・) ooooh! bayonets!! And I can get my sword back at my house!
( ´ω`) Really. Shut the fuck up.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you any good at Halo? I need more people in my leet clan on Xbox Live.
( ´ω`) ... What? You mean Maze War. Nobody can beat me at Maze War...
( ・-・) The only reason no-one can beat you is because nobody else even plays it.
( ´ω`) My grandson plays it...
( ´ω`) Making him a nobody...
( ´ω`) Satisfied? Now GTFO
(・∀・) Grandpa, since when did you start using abbreviations?
( ´ω`) IDK.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you steadily becoming retarded?
( ´ω`) The Internet will do that to you, Junior. The faster your connection speed, the faster you lose brain cells.
( ´ω`) I have taken it upon my avtglvjjx
( ´ω`) Sorry. I need more whisky to counteract the effects of this internet.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's menopause like?
( ´ω`) You'll find out soon enough, Junior. Just make sure you buy one of those little handheld fans before then.
(・∀・) It's almost time for GrandpaGrandpa's Bizarre Adventure -PART10-
What? oh you mean Guilty Grandpa X
(・∀・) What? Who said that?
人
（＿_） I did!
( ´ω`) That's it, I'm pulling the plug on the "talking shit" gimmick. It's just not connecting with the people.
(・∀・) I don't think the producer will like your going behind his back, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Junior, in this business, there are rights and there are wrongs. And I'm always right.
(・∀・) I don't think we can be considered a business. We don't make any money.
( ´ω`) Doesn't that no-good son of mine give you some kind of allowance?
( ･ิω･ิ) I give him one. What are you on to, dad?
(・∀・) I get one all right, one single dollar deposited into my college fund.
(・∀・) Grandpa, will you send me birthday money on a weekly basis?
( ´ω`) Only if you pay back with interest during the weekly Christmas.
(・∀・) Wlil do.
(・∀・) See you whenever September finally ends.
( ´ω`) This endless September...
~ Grandpa no naku Koro ni
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ・-・) You really need to take your pills, guys.
( ´ω`) How about I just take YOU Beady Eyes?
( ´ω( ・O・)
( ・-・) My husband is SO going to kick your ass!
( ･ิ-･ิ) Who's gonna kick who in the what now?
( ´ω`) Your husband is a weak ass compared to my son. Show him, son...
( ･ิω･ิ) ...
( ･ิ-･ิ) Hey bud.
( ･ิω･ิ) Hey.
( ･ิ-･ิ) Wanna go get a beer?
( ･ิω･ิ) Sure!
(´ω` ) I'm coming with.
( ･ิω･ิ) Dad, I'm not 16 anymore. I don't need you following me everywhere.
(・∀・) I didn't know Beady Eyes was gay!!!
( ・-・) I'm not a lesbian.
( ･ิ-･ิ) You look butch enough to be.
(・∀・) Girls are icky.
(´ω` ) Junior, who told you that?
(・ω・) Don't tell him, Junior!
( ´ω`) Kool Aid Time in five posts, people.
(・∀・) Hang on, which gender is everybody now?
( ・-・) Hurry up and get off the stage, the caterer's here with the food.
( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are the posts over 9000 yet?
( ´ω`) It already was way back. Now run along and play.