The rules are simple: plot the demise of the next poster. Then whoever posts must think up a way out of it and plot the demise of the next poster. And so on.
Ah-ha! Now that >>2 is in that barrel rushing towards Niagra Falls, I can take over the world without his continual interference!
My car only does speeds in SI units, and therefore my leisurely cruising speed of 80 meters per hour comes to a gentle halt at like a snail stopping to take a leak.
All this carnage is greatly distressing to old >>56, however, who was driving in the car behind me. I make his heart problem worse by leaning out of the driver side window and saying boo!