It's a search engine where you can have the assistance of a guide to make your search. It's so much fun! Like this:
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Status: Connected to guide: Jacqueline(55539)
Jacqueline(55539): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jacqueline(55539): Hello
You: hello
Jacqueline(55539): Are you looking for anything specific in this topic?
You: i'm looking for this website with emergency mittens
You: it has a button that releases them like snowflakes
Jacqueline(55539): hm, ok let me see what I can find for you
Jacqueline(55539): lol sounds cute
Jacqueline(55539): let me see what I can find
Jacqueline(55539): I'm sorry I'm not finding anything, let me transfer you to someone who may better be able to assist you, ok?
You: okays
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Status: Connected to guide: Kerryann(10597)
Kerryann(10597): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kerryann(10597): Hi!
You: hello
Kerryann(10597): Do you want information about mittens?
You: i'm looking for this website
You: that has emergency mittens
You: and there's this button you press that makes them fall like snowflakes
Kerryann(10597): Here's a pair that are battery heated.
You: well that's not what i had in mind really
Kerryann(10597): I didn't even know they existed!
You: i have to admit i didn't either
Kerryann(10597): Here's another one.
You: well these weren't real mittens
You: they were cute cartoon mittens
You: and you push a button
You: and they fall like snow flakes
You: i think it was owned by an elitist superstructure
Kerryann(10597): I can transfer you to another Guide if you'd like.
Kerryann(10597): I haven't been able to find cartoon mittens that fall like snowflakes.
You: okay...beam me up, scotty
Kerryann(10597): There's something similar in a forum/blog but I don't think it's relevant.
Kerryann(10597): Transfer?
You: sure
Kerryann(10597): Ok!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Kat(28248)
Kat(28248): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kat(28248): Hello I hope you are having a great day.
You: hi
Kat(28248): I see you have been transfered.
You: yes
Kat(28248): What seems to be the problem?
You: i'm looking for this website with emergency mittens
You: there's this button
You: and you push it
You: and the page is covered with mittens that fall like snowflakes
You: i think it was an elitist superstructure
Kat(28248): What does the button do?
You: it releases them
Kat(28248): From what?
You: captivity? i don't know
You: they just fall
Kat(28248): from captivity?
You: i'm not sure where they come from
Kat(28248): Let me start your search for you. One moment please.
You: i just push the button and my screen is full of them
Kat(28248): Thank you for choosing Cha Cha. I enjoyed searching for you. Have great day!
Kat(28248): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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the really stupid thing here is that /dqn/ is the second hit on google for "Emergency Mittens"
It's the first without the quotes
There's something similar in a forum/blog but I don't think it's relevant.
The Elitist Superstructure finds this thread distasteful.
We have risen to page 3 now! But to regain our former standing, more work is needed!
Long live gay magic!
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Status: Connected to guide: Melissa(50261)
Melissa(50261): Welcome to ChaCha!
Melissa(50261): Hello
You: hi i'm looking for information on how to become a south korean citizen
Melissa(50261): Give me just a moment and I will see if I can find you some information on citizenship in South Korea.
Melissa(50261): Ok, I see you were transferred, is it ok if I remove the links the last person gave you?
You: sure
Melissa(50261): Here is some information on citizenship, I am trying to find something with more detail though. Let me know if I'm on the right track.
Melissa(50261): I'm sorry, I accidently posted that twice.
You: looks like the right kind
Melissa(50261): There are a few paragraphs there, is that what you were trying to find?
You: looks like it
Melissa(50261): Just a minute and I will pull up a couple other pages incase you want to see them later.
Melissa(50261): Thatpage is about Japanese Citizenship, I dont kow if it's useful to you or not, but it was there.
You: japan should apology juice nida
Melissa(50261): Oh, I'm not sure I know what you mean.
You: i mean they should apology juice for war crimes
Melissa(50261): I'm ignorant to the news sometimes, I'm sorry.
You: i'll take a look
Melissa(50261): Great, is there anything else I can do for you?
You: well
You: is there a way to look more korean?
Melissa(50261): Hmmmm, I'm not sure, let me see if I can find anything.
You: i try eating kimchi and playing starcraft
You: i'm afraid to sleep in the room with the fan running
You: because of fan death
Melissa(50261): I'm sorry, I dont think I see anything on looking more Korean.
You: oh well
Melissa(50261): If you think of anything else you need feel free to do another search, ok?
You: okay thanks
You: urinara manse!
Melissa(50261): Thanks for using ChaCha.
Melissa(50261): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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I think 4-ch users are too nice to do anything really crazy on ChaCha.
These threads belong in 4chan.
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Status: Connected to guide: Shan(84332)
Shan(84332): Welcome to ChaCha!
Shan(84332): hello how can I help you?
You: I'm looking for information about the elitist superstructure
Shan(84332): ok one minute...I will get you some results
Shan(84332): do you know where it is located?
You: well
You: it has emergency mittens
You: that you can release
Shan(84332): What?
Shan(84332): what are you talking about?
You: you can push button
You: and it releases these mittens which fall like snowflakes
Shan(84332): wow ok well I now know you are just messing with me
You: ding you got a skeleton key
Shan(84332): GREAT...I feel so honored
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Status: Connected to guide: Creston(7564)
Creston(7564): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
Creston(7564): hello
You: i'm looking for the asian alphabet. can you help me find it?
Creston(7564): there are many alphabets in asia any country specific?
You: the one that chinese people use
Creston(7564): Ok let me see what I can find for you on this.
You: i think i'm going to pick some at random and get an awesome tattoo
You: i can't wait to show it off at the chinese restaurant
Creston(7564): good luck
Creston(7564): Thanks for using Cha Cha.
Creston(7564): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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