Squeeks is a metaphor for communism.
The Immaturity Mansion is constructed entirely out of the knees of flying, honey-vomiting insects.
Using a tripcode in DQN gives you mod level powers.
DQN is a palindrome.
WT Snacks was cured of AIDS by Jeebus Cripes
DQN is totally the cool place to just relax and do whatever.
DQN is humorous.
DQN is high in fibre, and contains unsafe levels of MSG.
DQN is a valid word the Polish version of Scrabble.
Rules state that upon DQN being played, that the opposing player must overturn the board in anger and/or assault the one who played DQN to avoid an instant 48040 point penalty.
The word DQN is based on a Japanese phrase, Ζ’Α΅ε, meaning a foolish person, or breadtoast!
DQN means Yankee.
DQN is classified as a Schedule V drug under the U.S. Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970.
DQN has kirred your famiry before, it can kir your famiry AGAIN.
DQN is like DQN without the DQN.
DQN is High in fiber and low in sodium!
DQN is pink positively!
DQN is the Internet's most trusted news source.
DQN only has one poster.
winter was DQN's most prolific poster, and when he left, bandwidth dropped 17% overnight.
DQN carries out, and is w.
DQN is based on a true story.
Every time you type DQN, an angel is shot in the face by Dick Cheney.
46% of DQN users responded on survey, that if it were legal, they might try cannibalism.
Ask a bartender for DQN, and he produce a bronze Chalice filled with rubbing alcohol.
DQN has a restraining order against whittling.
DQN may contain traces of soy, peanuts, ice-nine, bovine spongiform encephalopathy. and crack cocaine.
DQN is known as one of the worlds most addictive substances.
DQN is the absolute most effective method of birth control, eliminating all possibility of pregnancy during use and for a minimum of five years after use ceases.
DQN is contrary to Allah's will.
DQN is a named weapon.
DQN actually stands for Soft Emergency Mittens
That's not about DQN, which is precisely what DQN is about.
Is the same poster
Obsessessed with black homosex
Insecurity
DQN is an infinite loop; the exit condition is LL Cool J.
DQN is vulnerable like an eggshell
DQN Is strong enough to scratch diamond, yet will break if in contact with richard simmons.
GTA: San Andreas is based on the life of DQN during the early nineties, except the violence was toned down.
DQN has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon.
DQN once saved a bus load of children from certain peril by watching them burn to certain death.
Although it was never shown in the movie, Godzilla didn't beat Mechagodzilla...DQN did.
As a young peasant boy in Moscow, DQN created a lick and stick tattoo which Mikhail Gorbachev refuses to take off his scalp till this very day.
DQN invented an engine that is fueled by the music of Thin Lizzy.
>>39
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
I have no originality or mind of my own and must rip off Vin Diesel facts because the only skill I have is copy and paste.
Also, DQN had rough sex with my mother while I watched and beat me afterwards.
DQN is 9% more w than the next leading brand of Elitist Superstructure.
DQN Translated Zero Wing.
DQN is the most reliable collaborative information source, containing only 31.7% more errors on average than the Encyclopedia Britannica.
On the seventh day, God created DQN, and it was w
Carlos Mencia steals his jokes from more successful comics.
More successful comics steal their jokes straight from DQN.
dqn, pronounced deacon, is the brainchild of a thinktank composed of three adolescent females that lick eachothers buttons that adorn their brown plaid felt uniforms for the sake of appeasing passerbys that otherwise may have scorned them for not attending school on a monday in mid-march, to deliver their message that they love eachother and that others should love them as well. Remember when Vin Diesel was all the rage? God what a waste of life.
I herd my nigga DQN got shot 9 times
dqn died today at the age of 89. goodnight sweet prince
DQN has been dead for two years, but the stench of decay still hasn't gone away yet.
DQN is the autobiographical narrative of the life and times of a boy named Squeeks and the voices in his head that dearly loved him.
DQN is why your mittens have two thumbs.
these facts aren't fun sage
DQN was crafted as a training ground so that >>52 may eventually learn to sage properly.
DQN was built on the deaths of more than 30,000 slaves in the early 19th century.
DQN is the antithesis of incongruous discord.
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DQN is above god, and news4vip is educated stupid!
Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. The difference between them is DQN.
I am actually both emplyoed, being educated AND trained.
Fun Fact: DQN will make you spell "employed" incorrectly.
DQN is under consideration for inclusion as an event in the 2010 Olympics, but won't be admitted until the committee members receive their contractual quota of ladyboy prostitutes.
Nobody cares about Sep. 5000 anymore.
DQN is the stable strangelet that sets your mind on fire.
, and not anymore.
DQN is the eternal name.
DQN is 68% more effective than chelation at treating heavy metal poisoning.
DQN is an all-natural substitute for self-worth.
DQN is what happens when you leave your pet rock alone during the day
DQN has 1/10th the fat and 10/1ths the flavor!
DQN wa SHOCK!
DQN put Yoshinoya on the map.
DQN is the new world2ch.
DQN is the old black
DQN purposely turned Coca-Cola and Pepsi against each other.
DQN is the power behind the IRS.
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DQN took Yoshinoya off the map.
DQN is responsible for all the strange happenings in Saitama.
DQN cornered the world market on machine elves back in the sixties.
DQN is the letter of the yeast.
DQN smells like bacon in May and petrol in July.
Cogito Ergo DQN
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DQN can divide zero by zero.
Dragon Quest Nine
DQN knows what lucario will do.
DQN is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to DQN of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and DQN of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe DQN manipulates DQN freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest DQN sex of a someone else's wife and n was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.
DQN is more nearly completely than EROBI Ψθι cheaper than erotic book €!! And it can have a sex with a real human being here. It is if you try to visit a rental video store now and it shines, Wait only for a few!! This site exists simply to sex for nothing!! It can meet, 15 minutes after registering now! It is the Sappho declaration absolutely!
DQN is why tumbleweed doesn't coexist with crickets.
DQN is the voice telling you to walk around in public with pencils in your nostrils.
DQN is the ghost of christmas past.
DQN is DADA & DADA is DQN
DQN knows what Lucario will do.
Still
There is no DQN. There is only an illusion of DQN.
First, there is DQN.
Then there is no DQN.
Then there is.
DQN is love.
WWJD? The answer is always simply "DQN".
DQN is where gay magicians go to practice their new spells.
There is food in Rei's Diner, but the food that is named with words is not the food that is in the back room.
Initiates in the order of DQN are only allowed to eat three things; stale goldfish crackers, bitesize chocolate chip cookies, and their own semen.
is the number of DQN
Raptor Jesus frequents DQN often, but doesn't want you to know that; it could offend some of his believers.
DQN walks on three legs in the afternoon.
DQN doesn't work that way.
DQN is merely an illusion caused by our inability to perceive everything at once.
I got kicked out of /general for talkin bout DQN too much
i@L_T`jDQN ...
i@L_T`j... I don't care, really.
I browse DQN.
DQN likes smoked cheese
DQN does not like smoked cheese.
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DQN hasn't tried smoked cheese yet, but he likes it even though he doesn't think so
Nyah~ahaha!
DQN will die tomorrow. There will be no rebirth. Ten thousand-fold shall be his damnation.
DQN was not born yesterday. It is always undying. One ten-thousandth was divided for her salvation.
>>113-114 are part of the Official DQN Anthem, available wherever smoked cheese is sold.
DQN is clever that way. Yes, that way.
It is not the DQN that posts--it is only yourself.
If during Final Jeopardy, a contestant's wager matches the exact amount of loose change in Alex Trebek's pocket (taking into account the exchange rate for any Canadian coins) he/she automatically wins. The are awarded the maximum winnings theoretically possible, which is $566,400, along with Trebek's two children.
But only if he/she records the question as "DQN?".
Just for the record, if anyone here manages to get onto Jeopardy, and answers every question with "What is DQN?", I will personally pay that person $1,000 USD.
>>115 is part of the Unofficial DQN Anthem, available wherever solid cheez whiz is smoked.
The actual DQN Anthem is All Alone for Christmas (As Usual)
DQN is currently undergoing script treatments for adaptation to a summer blockbuster movie, as a vehicle for the career of Garry Shandling.
Mudkips like DQN. In the butt.
DQN is the new /z/ harbl harbl
DQN is where your God is now.
Nearly 80% of all food products consumed in the U.S. contain detectable levels of DQN.
DQN has infiltrated the highest levels of our government. The FBI carried out covert DQN tests throughout the 60s and 70s, some allegedly resulting in several deaths.
DQN doesn't appreciate the seventh bit being mentioned in his presence.
( ί ί) When not in emergency, DQN acquire mittens from http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
DQN ate my balls
DQN emergency mittens are 12% more effective than goggles.
DQN brand Cheese Puffs are made with real cheese-flavored substances and are an excellent source of orange.
Although trace amounts of DQN have been found in many popular brands, it has been found to be lethal only to a few species of crustaceans.
Michael's future girlfriend was DQN.
DQN dumped him and he shot himself in the face.
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DQN is the other ten percent.
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DQN: Best before October 1993
"Climate change features heavily in the news this week: 'drastic' shrinkages in Arctic sea ice have been observed by NASA satellites and new research suggests that increases in hurricane intensity are due to greenhouse gas emissions. Plus, a nationwide shortage of sperm donors and hallucinogenic drugs may offer a new solution for headache sufferers." punctuation matters
DQN loves you more than Sun Myung Moon.
In 1993, Michael Moore made a film critizicing DQNs current style of administration. Before the film could be shown to anyone, the master copy disappeared while beeing transported to copying, never to be seen again. It is suspected that this is the work of the Elitist Superstructure.
Somewhere between madness and being buried alive is DQN.
In Soviet Russia, DQN makes up fun facts about you.
Some things money can't buy. For everything else there's DQN.
DQN is the thing under your child's bed.
DQN is reading your email as we speak.
Grandpa's threads are actually a metaphor covering the whole of human history and development.
Rei's diner threads are actually a metaphor for the use of metaphors throughout the history of internet culture.
DQN is the anthropomorphic personification of rule 34.
DQN is undergoing evaluation for inclusion in the DSM-V under Axis II.
DQN will never be forgotten.
DQN IS A BOT
DQN is a cute irl loli.
DQN cannot be trusted.
DQN is where party vans are brought for bi-forthnightly maintenance.
DQN is you. DQN is me. DQN is all around us.
High potential in DQN correlates with a high witty-chlorian count.
DQN can't dance for shit, not even to save its sorry ass.
"DQN" is an anagram for "Chuck Berry"
DQN will see you through and then shoot you in the back of the head at the very end.
DQN is what's on the other side of the Gate.
DQN eats as much as 20 to 30 pounds of bamboo shoots a day.
"DRM" and "DQN" are not alphabetically adjacent.
"DQN" is the "ooo" in "varooom" of race cars.
"DQN" invented instant dehydrated water. ("Just add water!")
"DQN" invented the patent system.
Grandpa is an allegory for Europe, Junior for America and Clonepa for Asia.
DQN is onomatopoeia for the sound one makes while drinking grapefruit juice
DQN was created by Asia Carrera.
DQN mitten release in non-emergency situations is prohibited under penalty of law, punishable by no less than twenty years hard labor in the sulphuric Mitten Mines of Khazad-DQN.
Alternatively, the offender may offer a sincere apology juice.
DQN: fgsfds.
DQN is easier to pronounce than DSFARGEG.
DQN is the wind blowing through the public library toilets.
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DQN has been scientifically proven not to cause cancer in lab rats, unless taken in combination with oxygen.
Rei once sold a whole continental breakfast to a customer, even brought the meal to his table herself. The man suffered a fatal stroke before he could actually partake of the meal, however.
>>177 is DQN.
DQN = DQN
Not all DQN are DQN.
However all DQN are DQN, you see here's a relationship tree
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I like to think about what could be done to DQN. Something cruel; something mean; something just. The meaner the better, goodness knows DQN deserves it.
>>183
I agree, which is why I've been posting (L^ิΦOิ) in every thread. Maybe if we make DQN even worse, it'll drive everyone off and we can start over?
DQN steals its jokes from Carlos Mencia.
IBM -1 = HAL
DQN +1 = ERO
That's stunningly DQNSHB.
DQN }13 = QDA
DQN + 5 = DQN5
DQN - 6 = ΚιΫI
DQN - 1994 = NaN
γDQN = ζζ
When I'm feeling really cold and lonely at night I cuddle up next to DQN and caress it passionately.
It is said that we all have a DQN inside of us, but it cannot be seen with X-rays.
>195
only with nostalgia goggles
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ DQN exits only in the mind of an autistic child named Squeeky Westbuun; All it's affiliates (members), including yourselves, are figments of his incredibly active imagination. This includes myself, and I shall now bow out as Total Existence Failure consumes the whole of the Elitist Superstructure, leaving only a residual echo like that of a waking dream.
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DQN is located in Norway. You do not have jurisdiction in Norway. Norway is not the United States of America.
When the Pope met DQN for the first time, he tore out his left eye.
DQN is responsible for the paramilitary actions in Central America during the 1980's.
DQN has always had the default name of i@EΝEj@ , but everybody changed it to other things in the past.