[REI] May I take your order? [Part III] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4992 15:15

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201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 16:49

200-GET??

Who in the world orders 200get nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with 200get?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "200get"?

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 19:27

>>201
Be quiet, man. Give me my (//////////______-)

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5011 23:37

ಠ_ƣ I say, I'll have a Daiquiri Grenadine on the rocks. Half a lemon wedge if you please.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 00:20

( E-E) Can I have your ice-cubes when you're finished with them?

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 01:18

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206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 07:40

<RMΝL> kekeke, do you play starcraft nida? great leader says starcraft is good for army, american pig provides good training.
<RMΝL> I take 1 kimchi nida.

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 07:58

( ಠ_ƣ) I think not good sir. Now please, remove yourself from my vicinity or I will be forced to resort to fisticuffs.

( ಠ_ƣ) And to the oriental gentleman with the rather protruding cheeks, wait your turn.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 11:04

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209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 14:15

ok, where is the exit?

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 17:05

>>209 Door's on your right.

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 18:44

<RMΝL> Japanese is pig, I knew it. Why kick kimchi costumer out with disrespect?
<RMΝL> I Demand apolojuice.
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212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 18:48

I can't believe it...

We have ran out of doors!!

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:22

( ಠ_ƣ) ...

( ಠ_ƣ) This is an outrage!

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:50

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215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 20:23

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216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:45

<RMΝL> Much of my Hyundai Excel is Korean, but carb is Mikuni jap crap and car fails to ignition now.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 00:46

<RMΝL> Since I cannot leave, I ask for LAN party of Starcraft.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 02:34

( ಠ_ƣ) I must say, the service at this tavern is atrocious! I am afraid I will be taking my business elsewhere. Good day, madam.

(ಠ_ƣ ) ... Where's the bloody exit!?

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 06:01

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220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 15:28

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221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5013 18:24

Screw Di Dim Au, I want some BA BOON!

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223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 07:08

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( ಠ.ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off.

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 13:01

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225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 14:43

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226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 15:41

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227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 17:05

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228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 18:56

COOKING STOP!
DINNER MAKING STOP!
AAaaaaaa!!

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5014 22:55

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_R .U@- Ιƒm all these voices STOP!
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230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 03:55

( ಠ_ƣ) Good thing I brought a spare. Now then, stop talking to yourself and bring me my Daiquiri Grenadine.

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:14

( ಠ_ƣ)

( ಠ .ಠ) Oh dear, my monocle fell off. Again.

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:28

( . _.) etou....

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 05:40

>>232

( ಠ m ಠ) This is not an English word why did you say it

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 06:12

>>233
( . _.) etou....

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 06:37

( ಠmƣ) This is madness! I've never lost so many monocles in one day.

( ಠmƣ) Although I must admit, I rather like my new moustache.

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 12:33

Fine, give me a FACE then.

237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:09

( ಠmƣ)‚Β ☻ Here's the head of a pygmy warrior native to Burundi, a tiny country in eastern central Africa. I acquired it on a trip to Tanzania, during my stay in Arusha. I was to head an expedition to Mount Kilimanjaro, or "Die Kaiser-Wilhelm-Spitze" as we preferred to call it.

( ಠmƣ) My team and I had just arrived in Arusha, and were to stay one night before heading out. We elected to stay within our hotel for the day, for as we all know the natives of such places as Africa are rather uncivilized and hostile to foreigners.

( ಠmƣ) Where was I... Ah yes. I eventually grew tired of the continuous droning of my colleagues, and opted to risk the danger of the streets. After a bit of walking, I found a rather quaint curio shop on a street corner about five blocks southward of my hotel.

( ಠmƣ) The proprietor of the shop, an elderly man who was missing his left eye, believed the head had some sort of curse placed on it, and, sold it to me for a very reasonable price. Rubbish of course, but showing such unintelligent group of people the errors of their ways is simply too difficult to be worthwhile.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:24

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦„―„ͺ‚Φ(ಠmƣ ) If the pygmy warrior doesn't appeal to your senses, then try this. It's one of my spares. I'm afraid it doesn't quite suit my taste... Especially the hair is not only excessive but unruly. Perhaps you will deem it suitable for your needs nevertheless.

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:29

☻ Excellent.
☻ Now, however, I need a cup... of love <3

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:52

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241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 14:56

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242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 16:12

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ I can't let you do that, Rei.

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5015 19:43

( ಠ_ƣ) Great Scott! It's reproducing!!

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:07

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245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:08

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246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:08

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247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5016 16:09

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248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 01:46

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249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 12:25

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Tonight...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm gonna have myselllf... a real good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I feel aliiii-hiii-hiiiive...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ And the worrrrrllllld... I'll turn it inside out, yeah.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ And floating around, in ecstacy,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ So.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Stop.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Now.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Stop.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ 'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a shootin' star leapin' through the sky

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like a tiger

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Defying the laws of gravity.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm a racing car

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ passing by!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like Lady Godiva!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm gonna go, go, go,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦There's no stoppin' me!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ To hundred degrees - that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm having a ball!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ ('Cause I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ (Yes I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I don't want to stop at all!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Yeah I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ On a collision course!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a satellite!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦I'm out of control,

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I am a sex machine, ready to reload!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Like an atom bomb, about to

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, EXPLOOOODE!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of liiiiight...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic woman of you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, hey, hey, hey!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Ooh ooh ooh, I like it!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Have a good time, good time.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me, don't stop me - ah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Oh yeah!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ All right!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah.

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I wanna make a supersonic man outta you!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I'm having a ball!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now! ('Cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Don't stop me now! (Yes I'm having a good time)

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ I don't want to stop at aaaaalllllll!

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ La da da da daah...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Da da da haaa...

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦Ha da da ha ha haaa..

iƒmƒΟƒΗAƒΝƒΔ˜¦ Few... Singing for four people is hard. Can I get a glass of water please?

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:33

([œ‚Rœ) Man, your face's all trippy. Are you a cool enough cat to do some jazz for us in the next number?

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 14:35

☻ Greetings my g☻☻d sire.
☻ W☻uld y☻u like a glass ☻f orange juice instead?

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 17:18

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@@/ά)@œ@@œ@ƒ~
@ /@/( @(Qœ_)@ t No buy Aporogy Juice. I buy rori, who has rori for sayre? No call-a porice, prease.
@(@@œcW @|Ύ/@ΠΠΠ

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:10

>>252
Good sir, wherever could your outRAGEous accent originate from?

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5017 20:46

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@ /@/( @(Qœ_)@ t I am flom Flance.
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255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 07:43

@@ >„¨<@@@Ό½
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@@@@@@@@@@@/iœjiœj get lost kid, this board isnt big enough
@@@@@@@@@@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/ for two musicians durrrrrr
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256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 16:44

([œ‚Rœ) Man... You know what this means.

([œ‚Rœ) BATTLE OF THE BANDS!

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 19:52

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q™™™Q@
@@@@(@ ₯ิm₯ิ) @@@@Stop!
@@@ƒmi‚i›==mς@Make peace, not war!
@ ^__bb@|@@@@@@
@@@@i___j___j@@@@@

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 19:56

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q™™™Q@
@@@@(@ ₯ิm₯ิ) @@@@Screw that!
@@@ƒmi‚i›==mς@My guitar wants to kill your mama!
@ ^__bb@|@@@@@@
@@@@i___j___j@@@@@

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:42

( ί ƒŽί) I want a glass of liquid happiness!

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 21:43

( ί -ί) Preferably no drugs.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5018 23:05

( ί ƒŽί)@though i will not object if you slip something in wink wink

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 07:57

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i @˜§-]@|! i @I'm sorry, we don't serve kaleidoscopic rainbow people here.
_R .U@ƒŽ Ιƒm I'll have to ask you to go to Marty's.
@@MMƒt@iL@
@ @ / _ɁT ...Oh god, the walls just turned into rabbits.
@@/__i |˜£!|
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263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 12:00

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@( E-E)@No, that's just me.
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@( E-E)@Cramps is acting lame. I need a derailment booster.
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264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:20

@Ώ_Ώ
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265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:34

([œ‚Rœ) Awesome, man! Matrix time. I'm totally gonna play Morpheus. So if Smileyman is Agent Smith, who's Neo?

([œ‚Rœ) ..And didn't the rabbit only get a tiny cameo?

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:28

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@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ qR ¨==z @ ,°==-€@@¨' r@@This establishment is a sham!
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267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:37

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of revolutionary zeal.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@Try Che's, over in Little Havana.
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268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 04:17

( ά-ά) A large hemlock shake to go, please.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 04:18

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ One Socrates Big Guzzle, coming up.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@
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270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 06:30

( ά-ά) BRAAAAAAAINS

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 09:06

@@@@@@@@‡‡‡‡‡‡ ‡‡‡‡‡‡ ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡II
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@œ@@@œ@__‡‡‡‡‡‡ ‡‡‡‡‡‡ ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡I^œ
@@@@@@@ θ θ@@@ θ θ@@@ θ θ@@œ
@@@œ@@@@ l@@@@@ l@@@@@ l@@@@ œ
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@@@@@@i@☻☻☻Ώ@i☻☻☻Ώj@i@☻☻☻j
@œ@@i(@i‚@@@ƒm@i‚@@˜¦@i‚@@‚@)j@@œ
@@@@@@ R@ i@ƒm@@i@Rƒm@@@j@j@j
@@@@@@@iQj‚΅'@@‚΅iQj@@iQjQj

272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 09:38

( ಠmƣ) Oh dear, I seem to have created a monster! What has science done!?

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 13:34

( ί -ί) Clearly, science has gone way off-topic.

274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 15:50

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we're all out of topics.
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@Would you like some CTRL+C & CTRL+V?
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275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 16:32

☻ Yes please.

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 17:16

( ಠmƣ) Well then. If nobody will get me my Daiquiri Grenadine, I will be taking my business elsewhere.

|ಠmƣ ) Good day.

|œc -politely close-

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 17:50

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-]@|! i @ If only more customers would follow
_R .U@- Ιƒm@@his shining example...
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278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 18:29

i@EΝEj Hi, can I have an example?

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 18:48

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ I'm sorry, there was only one and he just left.
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280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:17

How the bloody hell could he do that when there are no doors?!

OH GOD WHERE'S MY FACE?!

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 19:25

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@ @
i @˜§-œ^œ! i @ Sir, if you weren't blind you could see the door
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282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:59

i @MƒnLjI seem to have run out of ice for beverages.

i @MƒnLjWould you be able to spare around 20kg? You're invited to come to the festivities after your shift.

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 15:14

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i @˜§-o@o@! i @ Gives Darkpa a stare that freezes him on the spot
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284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 18:19

i @MƒnLj@ And that was a look that chills me to this very day.

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 20:55

(EΝEj Awesome story, Darkpa !

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 22:57

( E-E) How come you never look at me like that Rei?

287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 22:58

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ We don't serve your kind here, rabbit.
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288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 00:59

i @œƒnœj My special sunglasses should make me immune to tehrei's frosty gaze.

289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 01:00

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ Hello, clonepa. Nice Moustache.
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290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 07:40

i @œƒnœj No you are mistaken. I am Dar Clink!
(@ EƒΦE) Oh , dear my glasses.
(@ EƒΦE) | (EƒΦE@) err, seems like my cover is blown

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 09:26

(@ EƒΦE) | (EƒΦE@) I look so good in the mirror.

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 14:13

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ Freshen your cup, hon?
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293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 15:30

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„‘-„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„’
b@@ @ @@ bI AM ELECTRONIC SWASTIKA SHITTING MACHINE.
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294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 17:46

Π*ί°ί) Can I have two swastikas to go?

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 17:47

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b@@ @ @@ bSORRY WE ARE ALL OUT OF SWASTICAS.
b@@@@@@@ @„ SDATE YOUR BIZNESS PLEEEEEZE.
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296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 19:22

Infinity symbols...
For my little sister.

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 21:20

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„‘-„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„’
b@@ @ @@ b DOES NOT COMPUTE.
b@@@@@@@ @„ WOULD YOU LIKE AN 8 INSTEAD?
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298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:29

(@ EƒΦE) I already 8.

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:30

(@ EƒΦE) Could I have a 300GET to go?

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:31

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i @˜§-]@|! i @ Yes. But not until "[clonepa] May I take your order? [IV]".
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