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==@@ THE REI'S DINOR@@ @==
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==@@ DA DURRRRS DINERD==
( LΦ`) I object.
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( E...E) "Hello, i would like some Pocky Pocky Hentai, please".
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==@@@ REINDEER SHIT@@ @==
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==@@@IS RETIRED HEN@@ @==
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( L°M) Here is my senator ID, and I'm NOT gay.
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
( L°M) Do I get a discount if I say I am?
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
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==@@ THE GEI'S DINER@ @ @==
( L°M) But Gei, you have to understand >>620's size in relation to the size of his body.
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( L°M) Hey, I was first. Get behind me.
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==@THE McREI'S TAKE OUT@==
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==@THE McREI'S TAKE OUT@==
( L°M) Actually, I'm a gentleman. You go first.
(E...E) I CAN HAZ DOKKYUN???
i ίoίj OMG! It's Rick Astley! I love that song! NEVA GONNA GIVE U UP, NEVA GONNA SAY GOODBYE!
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==@@ NERDS EITHER I@ @ @==
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==@@ JUST STOP IT NOW@ @==
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==@@ HIPSTER PARADISE@ @==
( L°M) Let's not and say we did. So, when can I get my food?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Aaaaaaaaand the thread's back on track.
( LΦ`) Number 3 with a diet for here, please.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) What? I want everything right NOW!
( LΦ`) ..
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( LΦ`) !
( LΦ`) Wait, why am I here again?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Oh yeah. You know, the thing I like about eating here is that your food has absolutely no aftertaste.
|Φ` ) Bye.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(EΝE) Can I order an ice cream cone?
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==@@ THEIR DENIERS @@ @==
(EAE) Awwwww.
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(EAE) Time to make a sandwich!
(EAE) What the hell? The fridge is empty!
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
i@@@E-E@j I'll have the lot.
I'D LIKE SOME VIP QUALITY EUROBEAT PLEASE, WITH A SIDE OF BAD LOVE AND DISCO BEAT. EXTRA JUMP ALL AROUND.
( ί ί) I'd like to buy a vowel!
(EΝE) Gimme a double sage, on the double!
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj You guys are disturbing the other customers.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(EΝE) Could you please acknowledge my existence?
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==@@ I'D INSERT HERE@@ @==
(EΝE) Insert here?
(EΝE)ΒO Okay..
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==@@ DINER OF REIS@@ @==
(-Ν) HI GUYS. I HEAR THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HANG OUT AND MEET COOL PEOPLE.
(-Ν) SO WHO HERE LIKES EUROBEAT?
(-Ν) BUT EVERYONE LOVES EUROPEANS AND THE CHARMING OLD-COUNTRY WAY WE POST IN ALL CAPS!
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==THE NAME ON THE COUNTER CHANGES A LOT, DOESN'T IT?==
(EΝE) I want the cheapest thing on the menu.
(EΝE) I don't understand your business model.....
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
@i;LDMj@ Can I get a Coke and a bagel?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(-Ν) HI. I'M BACK.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) Watching Rebuild of Evangelion reminded me of how ZOMG HOT you are, Rei.
Let's go out sometime.
@i;LDMj Where did you find it? WHERE???
Here (₯Ν₯)Β [Insert nothing here]
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==@@ BETTER LUCK ELSEWHERE, FAG@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) ... but wait, what... what about Gendou?
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==@@ GEEZ, LET IT GO WILL YA?@@ @==
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==@@ WHOOPS GUESS I LET THAT SLIP.@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) Oh well. I like love sex better.
(₯Ν₯) I think.
(-__-) hate-sex is better than no sex at all, I guess.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯_₯) Buuuuuuuuuuuuun?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
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== CONVOLUTIONS 'R' REI'S .==
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯Ν₯) You always say that when, like, nuthin's happenin'. You trained one of your clones to stand in while you raid the pantry?
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ I want food loaded with polysorbate 60, and some fucking FRENCH FRIES WAFFLE STYLE.
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==@@ THE BUNNYGIRL'S DINER@@ @==
( LΦ`) Your head is even bigger than the other girl's. It's probably because you're too individualistic.
(₯Ν₯) Can I have a tall Wheat-grass, alfalfa and carrot juice?
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==@@WE RUN A CLASS JOINT HERE @==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ AND A DR. PEPPER FOR FREE.
(₯Ν₯) I'd like to order the 700GET!