ITT: Today your greatest accomplishment (25)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 07:41

Today I took a shit so big my left leg went numb for a while.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 08:52

Today I spent half an hour on the toilet with explosive diarrhea, feeling at least 5lbs lighter afterwards.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 15:57

Thanks to heavy abuse of fiber supplements, I shit out a marble today that I'd swallowed when I was five years old.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:18

Today I became a full-fledged elitist, just like my father and his father before him.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 16:36

Today I posted in a thread.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 17:39

>>5 seconded

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 17:52

Today I created a Tauren druid and levelled her up to level 25 in a single gaming session.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 18:52

I shat out a mound that was so rancid, the toilet stall stank for one hour even with the fan on.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 20:06

I have not shat for the past 28 days.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 23:49

Today I managed to wrestle myself from an intense DQN addiction.

... oh wait ...

Shit.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 00:19

I went to the DMV and renewed my driver's license! Today was the very last day before it expired.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 09:10

Today I shat in the middle of the DMV while shouting "Shitty thread wasshoi!"

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 16:33

Today I smeared shit on a tank's spoke wheels while shouting "Shitty thread wasshoi!"

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 18:49

Today I did a demo and closed the deal on two Starter packages, so I celebrated with a half of an italian hoagie with extra hot peppers!

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5020 21:48

Today, I began researching the first ten volumes of an epic chronicle of 2chan, Futaba Channel, 4-ch.net, and 4chan.

It will be to imageboard culture as Gibbon's Decline and Fall was to Rome.

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 06:42

>>15

You mean to the Western historical canon?

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 07:44

Today I flew to Rome and took a shit.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 13:55

Today I updated some entries on the nijiwiki!

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5022 23:52

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20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 19:36

I took a crap that was so foul, Pynognang could smell it.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:37

Today I converted myself to Discordianism. Hail Eris. All hail Discordia.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 22:50

I found my old brown leather jacket.

23 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5025 22:52

I banned everyone from DQN

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 02:47

I got banned from DQN

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5026 06:08

I ate a salad

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