what in the fuck
>>258 Relied on inherently funny words and situations for his insult.
>>254 is oiled up 24/7, hoping it will attract females despite no success for the last 40 years.
>>253 thinks motoroil will do fine in an erotic oiling session.
But only because >>249 used a Segway, the cheating scoundrel.
>>246 moves at a constant speed of 3 furlongs per metric hour.
>>244 makes a living manicuring panda claws into fine points.
>>237 is no longer allowed within 30 feet of a panda at any time
>>236 made swift acquaintance with the back of a panda's paw. The claws were too good for him.
>>235 has already made acquaintance with the extremely fine points of a panda's claws. He did not enjoy it.
>>234 enjoys the finer points of pandas, the scoundrel.
>>233, on the other hand, has no appreciation for the finer points of the English language. The scoundrel.
>>231 didn't even bother to quote properly. The scoundrel.
>>is way too soft on scatfetishists
The reason for global warming is the friction from >>220's incessant humping of everything that can't run away fast enough.
>>212 is a dried up lump of panda shit floating in a bowl of panda vomit gravy.
>>211 thoroughly ruins his own arguments by quoting incorrectly.
>210 IS a panda crotch.
>>209 enjoys the intoxicating pungency of panda crotch.
>>208 was bested by a panda, in a personal hygiene contest.
>>207 was tested by a panda, and failed. It was an easy test, too.
>>205 was molested by a panda, and secretly enjoyed it.
>>205 has an angry panda as a buttseckz partner, but wishes he would be more gentle
>>204 wishes he had an angry panda as a buttseckz partner.
>>203 wishes he had an angry panda as a figure skating partner
>>202 wishes he had an angry panda as a Kempo sparring partner.
The first days after watching Ranma1/2 for the first time, >>201 threw could water at random guys to see if they turned into hot girls. All he got was angry pandas.
>>199 is a pathetic sack of goat crap who probably thought I was going to call him a panda or something lame like that.
>>197 is trying to sell airconditers to people living in cardboard boxes.
If >>190 moved to Tokyo, he would instantly run out of money and join the large homeless population.
If >>189 moved to Tokyo, he would ejaculate instantly.
If >>188 lived in Beijing and moved to Tokyo, he would still be a big fat panda.
if >>187 lived in Washington and moved to Los Angeles, the average IQ of both the east coast and the west coast would improve.
In a fair world, >>184 would still be the same panda he is in this world.
In a fair world, >>183 would have included himself in that statement.
In a fair world, >>179 should be detained at Her Majesty's pleasure.
>>176 is a britfag who doezn't believe in uzing the letter z.
>>168 doesn't wash at all, reasoning that a protective crust is the best defense against germs.
>>163 states that π is equal to 3, even though he knows otherwise
Whereas >>160 is sporting a screaming pink thong, a silly grin and a pair of handcuffs.
I get the impression that >>159's got a touch of the lavender in him.
>>158 lives his life by the words "Life is like a mop".
>>156 had to look up "look up" to make sure it was what he was doing.
>>155 had to look up "outclassed" to check if it wasn't a word.
>>154 had to look up "outclassed" to make sure it was a word.
>>152 can't even write a proper insult and just strings together insult-sounding sentences with the word panda in them somewhere.
>>146 thinks he's grasping something obiviously amazing
>>143 imagines more elaborate plots behind the scenes of the Elitist Superstructure than Alex Jones suspects to exist behind the WTC attack.
test
>>138 Once critically wounded himself by masturbating too much.
>>133 wonders why everyone defriended his anus last week after his first photoshoot.
>>131 uses his EyeToy to take pictures of his balls. He has a Myspace page for each one.
>>129 does nothing but fail at videogames badly and then swear the games are cheating and conspiring against him.
>>126 enjoys the warm feeling in his huge guts when a psycho Doom marine rips and tears them out.
>>125 enjoys the warm feeling on his face when the photocopy machine sits on him
>>123 enjoys the warm feeling on his ass when sitting on a photocopy machine
>>118 has 5 Terabytes of gay magic. He has uploaded all this to DQN.
>>117 has 5 Terabytes of porn. He stores all this on diskette.
>>116 would know, because bodily fluids are a topic of special interest for him.
>>112 is a foreskin collector and a fearsome fetishist.
>>111 is a foreskin golem sculpted by a crafty kabbalist
>>109 was actually the only person to define the term dickhead in this way.
When people defined the term dickhead, >>108 was their sole source of inspiration.
Actually knows what the password was, because he defined it.
>>106 owned half of all the accounts; keeps forgetting his password. It was "horsesnort".
>>105 ran the top site for horse-inhaling fetish pixx and made millions.
>>101 Sucks so hard, he once inhaled a horse through a straw.
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>>98 here. I'm now going to insult myself to get 100GET.
>>91 made sure his own attempt would succeed, and proceeded to piss against a high voltage power line.
>>87 is a Panda for those who are gay for those who are tsundere for Pandas.
>>75 thinks he has had sex, but doesn't realise your own hand doesn't count
>>70,72,73 are just jealous because they don't have sex with Nevada.
>>63 is the angry hobo who chases the short bus every day, shaking his fist and throwing his shoes at it.
>>48 took it up the butt from a mutt in a hut (he is also a slut)
>>46 genuinely believes that ending any sentence with "...in the butt" makes them 100% funnier ... in the butt.
>>40 couldn't be a firestarter even if his life depended on it.
>>31 Has as much originality as a new TV talk show, and hangs out with people that would be on such a talk show.
Nor can >>30, so he sticks to what he knows best: pointing out the obvious.
>>25 cannot stop spelling bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana.
>>24 is a creationist and believes in an Intelligent Designer who perfectly created banananananananas for human grip and consumption.
>>21 wanted it, but was refused. Even after he attempted to bribe them.
>>15 is trying to start a loophole, but that's retarded, so I won't allow it.
>>14 ironically also merely observed and lamely commented.