ITT we insult the poster above us [PART VII] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5021 16:32

Because Part VI had the shittiest end ever, I present to you:

>>0 was not all that insulting.

441 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 09:33

>>440 is incapable of distinguishing between his arse and his elbow.

442 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 17:42

>>1-440 are incapable of distinguishing between >>441's arse and his face.

443 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 22:41

But >>442 fortunately has that ability. That's just to be expected from someone who kissed both for hours upon hours. You have to give him some credit, cuz >>440 had his other arm stuck into his mout up to his elbow, which might have been confusing.

444 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 22:46

>>443 is tl;dr

445 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:08

>>444 is ts;dr

446 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:28

>>445 is a stinky old poop who smells like an elephant's butt.

447 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 23:58

>>446 is ten years old.

448 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 06:49

>>447 is totally correct there

and also a peer

449 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 07:35

>>448 is eight years old, dude. Eight years old.

450 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 10:31

>>449 is a six year old... Panda.

451 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:28

>>450's inherent lameness causes everyone to roll their eyes around him so much that he thinks people always look that way.

452 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 11:35

>>451 rolled his eyes at me and I grabbed them and kept them, so there.

453 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 13:10

>>452 has an eyeball-touching fetish, which is scorned even by diaper fetishists.

454 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 14:13

>>453 is totally cool with that though.

455 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 14:38

>>454 gets totally hot with that thought.

456 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:47

>>455 just resorts to accusing people of being aroused by unusual acts.

457 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:49

>>456 is aroused by accusations of other peoples' arousal due to unusual acts.

458 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:49

>>456 just resorts to pointing out the obvious.

459 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 15:54

>>458 can't fucking count.

460 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:41

>>459 can't fucking read timestamps

461 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5048 21:54

>>460 can't fuck

462 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 00:53

>>461 is impotent.

463 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 01:32

>>462

Is Jealous.

464 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 02:31

>>463 can't tell the difference between "ote" and "orta".

465 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 11:13

That is not an insult, why did >>464 post it?

466 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:20

>>465 needs to stop fucking posting

467 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:32

>>466 thinks RHCP is the only music possible

468 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:39

>>467 thinks overtone singing is the only music worth listening to.

469 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 14:13

>>468 takes pride in his complete collection of Kenny G albums.

470 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 23:27

>>469 takes pride in his collection of sailor moon dolls, which is limited to figures of sailor Uranus, though.

471 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 23:30

>>470 wants to perform sex change surgery on >>469 and film her getting it on with Sailor Uranus.

472 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 23:51

>>471 is just jealous

473 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 00:33

>>472 believes himself to be a vampire. Likes to dress entirely in black, except his mother makes sure he wears clean white underwear.

474 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:52

>>473 feeds on my asswipes

475 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 11:53

>>474 believes himself to be an asswipe. Likes to dress entirely in brown, and his mother gave up on making sure he wears clean white underwear.

476 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 12:05

>>475 has a clean white underwear fetish. Gets totally excited in a clothesstore

477 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 15:45

>>476 has a dirty stained underwear fetish. Gets totally exited in a laundromat.

478 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:02

>>477 has a thing for gay guys washing their underwear. Gets totally entered in a laundromat.

479 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:08

>>478 would know.

480 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 16:21

>>479 owns and operates a laundry-themed gay bar.

481 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 17:23

>>480 owns and operates a laundromat.

482 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 18:18

>>481 is a hikki and will protect the value of that term if he comes accross anyone who will misuse it.

483 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 20:31

>>482 is a hikkiburger.

484 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 20:37

>>483 is a hikkiburger with cheese

485 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:12

>>484 digs Inuyasha

486 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:34

>>485 digs up ancient insults that weren't even particularly good when they were new.

487 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:46

>>486 is a panda.

488 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 22:48

>>487 is a pa-pa-panda named Genma Saotome.

489 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:38

>>488 needs to find a new stupid animal to fetishize.

490 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:46

>>489 fetishises Asia Carrera, but wouldn't stick it in her pooper.

491 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:55

>>490
has 8 children who all won the lottery and won't share any of the money with >>490

492 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:26

>>491 has 8 children who all post "is a panda" to the insult thread whenever they get their filthy little hands on the keyboard

493 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 00:45

>>492 has 8 children, and named them all Asia Carrera, despite the fact that all 8 are boys.

494 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:16

>>494 faps to the aforementioned boys named Asia Carrera.

495 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 01:27

>>494 insulted himself. It's probably because of gay magic. Or Asia Carrera. But definitely one of those two.

496 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 02:38

>>495 thinks it would be odd to fap to Asia Carrera, the hottest of hot. What a gaywad.

497 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:02

>>496 thinks "gaylord" is an insult appropriate to offspring of the landed gentry

498 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:07

Squeeks sucks this is not new news.

499 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:10

>>498 is B&

500 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:16

>>499 is a nice little poster from a 4chan board. He is a newbie too.

501 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 21:19

>>500 is VIP QUALITY

502 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:39

>>501 is disgusted by the frequency of Asia Carrera in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to her

503 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 20:45

>>502 is disgusted by the frequency of Pandas in the threads but secretly dedicates all his fap to them

504 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 22:59

>>503 wasted two months trying to get Asia Carrera to mate with a panda.

505 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 01:11

It wasn't her fault. >>504 was said panda, but was simply too afraid of such a assertive sexy woman. after two months, Carrera gave up trying

506 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 04:52

>>505 was tasked with the job of 'milking' the Panda for it's 'fluids'. Did it for free.

507 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 07:12

>>506 was the panda fluffer, and paid for the privilege.

508 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 07:52

>>507 hails from ancient mesopotamia.

509 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 09:27

>>508 hails from ancient persia.

510 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 09:58

>>509 hails from SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

511 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 11:12

>>510 isn't really an insult.

512 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 12:50

>>511 is so pathetic he took a perfectly good chance to insult the previous poster and instead offered a tepid criticism of the post itself.

>>511 is a weak-willed moron.

513 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:29

Quantity over quality is >>512's philosophy.

514 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:38

>>513's quality is lower than whale shit, which as we all know is at the bottom of the ocean.

515 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 15:49

And here we have the repugnant >>514, a scavenging fish for the most part, subsisting on whale feces and the occasional dead mollusk.

516 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 16:31

Asia Carrera doesn't care about >>515

517 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5053 20:55

>>516 doesn't care about Asia Carrera. Because he's a Panda.

518 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 01:12

>>517 doesn't care about pandas, even though he is one.

519 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:06

>>518 does care about pandas, sexually.

520 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:29

>>519 is actually into bestiality himself.

521 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 02:40

>>520 is a necrozoophiliac.
>>520 is mostly responsible for the Panda's endangered species status.

522 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 03:37

>>521

Likes "pink socks", and not the ones that turn up in the washing machine (usually).

523 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 05:12

>>522 finds dead mollusks sexually arousing.

524 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 06:34

not even dead mollusks find >>523 arousing in any way

525 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:34

>>524 is the only one who finds >>523 arousing.

526 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 11:36

>>525 is a pink sock.

527 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 15:12

>>526 can't even afford new insults and has to buy whatever >>522 has decided he no longer wants.

528 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 18:51

>>527 is a washing machine.

529 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 20:47

>>528 Fails to make logical insults.

530 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 21:29

>>529 Is a padantick ideut.

531 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 21:45

>>530 is a revisionist hyena

532 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:09

>>531 is Asia Carrera

533 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 22:40

>>532 actually considered that an insult, the gaylord.

534 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5054 23:44

>>533 ranks above gaylord, being the Dowager Duchess of gay

535 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 00:05

>>534
Once traded some extreme fetish favors in order to be second in command to >>533

536 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 12:55

>>535 thinks that trading all your Asia Carrera movies for the position of second in command is an extreme fetish favor

537 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 13:19

>>536 is >>534's biggest fetish.

538 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 14:13

>>537 is also part of this orgy

539 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 14:27

>>538 is more predictable than the insult ">>538 is not part of this orgy" would have been.

540 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5055 16:10

>>539 is just jealous that he's not part of this orgy, that's all.

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