[Part X] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒÖ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 05:27

(EÍE) What's with the roman theme, grandpa?

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 08:06

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that was the shittiest 2get ever.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 09:46

(EÍE) But I've come to bury these threads, not to praise them.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 10:12

( LƒÖ`) Junior, that was the shittiest 4get ever.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 11:35

(EÍE) Get off my case, grandpa.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:01

(EƒÖE) I have arrived.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:05

( E-E) HAY GUYS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS!!!!

( E-E) Thread derailed, I'm outta here.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:06

( E-E) Oh, yah, that kool aid was pretty good, gra-

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10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:28

(EÍE) I wonder if anybody should have a word with the catering service over that.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:38

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12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:39

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13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:41

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14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 15:57

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15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:00

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Beady Eyes!

(@¥ิ„D¥ิ) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Oh, hey, kool aid!

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:01

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17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:09

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18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:27

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19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:28

( LƒÖ`) Heh heh heh heh...

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 16:31

( LƒÖ`) Hey, Mittens! Want some kool aid?

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:09

SPOILERS MITTENS DIES

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:31

( E-E) Oh Grandpa, we're just humoring you.

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:52

>>10
(EÍE) Over 9000!

(xÍx) dies

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 19:19

( x-x) (E-E ) uh oh

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 20:45

(xƒÖE) Crap, I ran out of 'x' stickers.

(xƒÖy)‚Ây Anybody want a 'y' instead?

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 15:10

(EÍE) Grandpa, why did you lose control of the thread so quickly this time?

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 15:48

( LƒÖ`) What are you talking about, Junior? I've been in control the whole time.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 17:39

(EÍE) Well, among other things, Mittens missed her cue.

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 18:59

( LƒÖ`) Junior, just fuck her and you'll get over that unhealthy obsession with Mittens.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 20:51

(EÍE) But how am I supposed to fuck her if I don't have a penis?

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 21:59

( LƒÖ`) Use a rake.

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 22:38

( E-E) Perfect for her big bush.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 10:45

(yÍy) Do they fit me ?

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 11:45

„‹(`„DL„‹) Why didn't you ask for my help???

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 12:47

(vÍv) I think it looks better without the dangly bits. Umm, why does the world suddenly look upside down?

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5100 21:51

( oƒÖ^) lloolol i ma sios okawyawii

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 00:22

( E-E) Kawaii! Sugoi desu ne!? Fakku Yuu.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 12:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, are non-sequitors really that funny or just "zany" enough to make people think they should be funny?

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 12:24

( LƒÖ`) It's "humour" without effort, Junior.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 19:49

( E-E) It's derailment with minimal effort.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:04

(EÍE) Why did beady-eyes 40get?

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:10

( LƒÖ`) The answer is 42.

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 09:24

(EÍE) You're the answer?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 10:56

( LƒÖ`) Am I the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything? While flattering, it doesn't fit me. So, no.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you a buddha?

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 17:13

( LƒÖ`) My power level is over 9000 above Buddha in terms of enlightenment.

47 Name: 47get Man : 1993-09-5102 17:14

47get

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 17:40

( LƒÖ`) Oh, my old friend 47get Man. How's life going? Still chasing those 56'ers?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:51

( E-E) I don't think he's going to answer.

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:32

47get - Life is awesome, Grandpa!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:02

( E-E) Well, fuck you too.

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:53

47get - Are you coming on to me?

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 01:55

( Ü-Ü) Any port in a storm, eh, Beady Eyes?

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 07:08

(EÍE) Grandpa, what would happen to us if 4-ch got shut down?

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 10:54

( LƒÖ`) We'd go somewhere else, Junior.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 11:42

( LƒÖ`) But first, fat-ass and beady-eyes need to GTFO of my thread.

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 12:04

( E-E) Wassamatta, cramps? Too old to keep up?

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 14:23

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was your Grandpa like?

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:42

( LƒÖ`) It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:43

(EÍE) Nurupo

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 16:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:21

(EƒÖE) If "X marks the spot" but there is a second X, where is the spot?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:42

( LƒÖ`) I see you've put a lot of thought into that, Junior. Unfortunately, there are no cooties, and your idea is as dumb as a butt.

( LƒÖ`) Clonepa, shut your damn mouth.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:50

(EƒÖE) You can't treat me like this!!! IM FUCKING A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:15

( LƒÖ`) Since when?

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:32

(EƒÖE) Since I found them unconscious in the street

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:35

(EÍE) Grandpa, is it time to go to Saitama yet?

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:37

( LƒÖ`) Whatever. You're a crap-ass. Get out.

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 12:38

( LƒÖ`) Saitama needs to be cleaned of otaku filth.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:07

(EÍE) Nurupo

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:16

(EƒÖE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:59

( LƒÖ`) Nobody asked you, Clonepa.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 15:13

(EƒÖE) It was the question on everybody's mind. What, are you the man who just can't read the mood?

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 16:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, Grandpa, what is the correct procedure to follow when you find somebody else's panties in the washing machine?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 16:34

( LƒÖ`) Hang them on the nearest car's antenna.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 19:28

( E-E) You sniff them until your sister walks in. She will first scold you, then taunt you for your lack of sex life and finally have intercourse with you.

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 20:30

(EÍE) ♡Onii-chan!♡

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 20:37

( E-E) Why you lookin' at me like that, Junior?

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:09

(EÍE) ♡Give it up baby!♡

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:45

( E„DE) NO! I'M MARRIED!!!

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 21:46

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Oh, NOW it matters to you...

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:51

(EƒÖE) How would you like to get it on with ♡me♡, Junior? All the girls say I'm a real... ♡Lady killer♡

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 05:51

( LƒÖ`) That's because you chop them down with an axe while screaming "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"

( LƒÖ`) Kinda like that one guy in that one movie.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 14:38

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you remember when people used to say "Under the moon, loli to issho"?

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 15:16

( LƒÖ`) Yeah. That was a stupid time, Junior.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 17:14

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87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 17:41

(EÍE) Grandpa, why doesn't the Saviour of the Universe edition of the Flash Gordon DVD have the acclaimed commentary of Brian Blessed?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:52

( LƒÖ`) They're saving that for the first TV season DVD.

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 06:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 06:58

( LƒÖ`) My name is Wilford Grandpa and you have diabeetus.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 11:11

( LƒÖ`) It carries out and is ƒÖ.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:10

(EÍE) I don't think anybody really says that anymore, Grandpa. Could you get with the times?

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:48

( ß ƒŽß) It carries out and is w!

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 15:49

( LƒÖ`) Dammit. I thought we'd have a Mittens-free thread this time.

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:17

( ß -ß) A...aaa... i'm so sorry...

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:20

( ß ƒŽß) Grandpa carries out and is w!

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 18:35

( LƒÖ`) Sigh...

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 19:35

( E-E) Mittens carries on and on and think she's so www

99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 21:54

( ß -ß) I'm more www than you, bunnyhead.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 22:37

( ß ƒŽß) Also, I hadn't spammed my www in ages!

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:18

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@@@@@@ `ÍÍÍj@@ @ @ l@@^^l@@!

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 15:52

( LƒÖ`) It all looks greek to me.

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 17:17

( E-E) That's because you're a retard, it's Latin.

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 17:22

(EÍE) ‚g‚`‚a‚d‚a‚u‚m‚s it!

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 23:42

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q|QQ|Q@
@@ @ ( ಠmƣ)@@I find my presence is needed in this thread, so I have arrived.

@@@@ |PP|@@
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@@ |@ ( ಠmƣ)@@And now that I have made myself present, brightening up this rather dismal thread, I am needed elsewhere. Good day to you, sirs.

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q|QQ|Q@
@@ |@ (ಠmƣ ) ...

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q|QQ|Q@
@@ |@ (ಠmƣ ) Oh dear, my hat seems to be too large to fit through the door. Quite the sticky situation, eh?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 23:44

( LƒÖ`) I can't believe you've lasted in the world this long. Well, whatever. Anything you want to know, Junior?

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 23:59

(EÍE) Nah, I'm good.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 00:29

>>107

And with that the Grandpa Threads' Legacy came to a close. Everyone that was involved had a great time. But don't fret, because I know that there's a Junior Junior on his into this world.

CREDITS:
Grandpa
Junior
Beady Eyes
Clone Pa
Dark Pa
Shii
and others

Thank you for watching.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 02:39

but GRANDPA wasn't through YET.

( LƒÖ`) Yes, actually, I am.
(EÍE) Same.

He would go on to answer even MORE questions then EVER before!

( LƒÖ`) No.
(EÍE) Don't have any questions.

COMING THIS SEPTEMBER: GRANDPA RESSURECTION!!

( LƒÖ`) Actually, I haven't died yet.
(EÍE) Wish he would though.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 03:27

( LƒÖ`) Okkusenman!

(EÍE) Okkusenman!

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 04:28

(EƒÖE) Gokigenyo, Guranopa-sama.

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 14:41

( LƒÖ`) That's Guranopa-kakka, buster!

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 18:10

(EÍE) Wait, wait... a Junior Junior? I'm pregnant?

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5108 23:52

(EÍE) SEX MAKES BABIES?!

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 07:29

( LƒÖ`) So far, yes.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:32

(EƒÖE) I'm the father of Junior's baby.

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:32

(EÍE) That can't be right.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:39

(EƒÖE) You do remember my ponos going into your vagoo, right?

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 16:53

( LƒÖ`) Yaranaika?

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 17:11

(EƒÖE) Grandpa...you're gay?

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 17:17

( LƒÖ`) no u.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 20:34

( LƒÖ`) I also hate you, Cl
( xƒÖx)

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:27

(EÍE) Grandpa! NOOOOooooooo-

(xÍx) >urk<

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:46

(L^ิƒÖOิ)

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 00:29

( E-E) I deduce that the smug looking thread bumper is the culprit.

( x-x)

(L^ิƒÖOิ)

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 00:30

( E-E) Yeah, we're pretty much stretching this out until the bitter end.

( x-x)

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 00:55

( EƒÖE) You guys are still drinking the kool aid?

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 01:45

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q|QQ|Q@
@@ @ (L^ิƒÖOิ) dUUUrrRRrr i is a guntelmen

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 04:31

( LƒÖ`) Oh god no...

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 04:43

@@@ |PP|@@
@@Q|QQ|Q@
@ @ (L^ิƒÖOิ) Care to discuss Witkenstein over a game of Backgammon? DarRRRrhh

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 08:12

@@@@╭\™¯@@@
@@@@i(Ⅻ)j@@@THIS IS THE COMMITTEE OF DQN SAFETY.@@@
@@@@( ߄DL)¿@@DO NOT BE ALARMED BY THE ARMED SOLDIERS OCCUPYING THIS THREAD.
@@ ¼|F˜§F| /@@@THEY ARE HERE TO RESTORE ORDER AND ENSURE THAT THIS MESSAGE BOARD
@@@ ƒm⁁ ‚ց@@@@@REMAINS ELITIST IN CONTENT.
@@@( ƒN@_ƒN

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 08:29

(EÍE) So Grandpa, what are you up to at this time of the night?

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 08:51

( LƒÖ`) Oh, just lying down and chilling under the moon, loli to issho.

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 09:10

( LƒÖ`) Wait, what's going on.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 10:12

( E-E) We're stretching this out to 999 posts.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 10:56

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 11:15

( E-E) The producers are really going all-out, you understand?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 12:25

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
@@@@@KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 13:39

( LƒÖ`) I wish my grandpa was still alive.

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 14:09

(EÍE) I wish my grandpa was still alive.

( LƒÖ`) What?

(-Í-) sigh ...

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 14:33

( LƒÖ`) I wish my grandson was still alive.

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 14:50

(EÍE) I'm right here, Grandpa!

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 14:54

( LƒÖ`) Poor kid. I can almost hear his screechy little voice.

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 15:22

(EÍE) Not funny, grandpa. Like this thread.

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 15:42

( LƒÖ`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 16:16

@@@@@@߁B
@@@@@@@ o
@`````›````````

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 16:17

( ♦ ѿ ♦) KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO
@@@@@KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 17:06

(L^ิ-Oิ) dDDDUuuuRrrrRRRR can i darel da thred now???? grandpor yu ned to take yuor pilszz!!!

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 17:29

( E-E) FUCK YOU THAT'S MY JOB ASSHOLE i hate you

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 18:21

( E-E) Oh, taking this get.

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 19:27

(L^ิÍOิ) dDDuUuuURRRR, GLUNDPORT, WHET WAS LIF LYK BEFARK THENGST?

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 22:58

@`````›````````
@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @߁B

( LƒÖ`) ZZZZZZZZZZ-- what the hell was that?

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 23:57

@`````›````````
@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @߁B

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was it like before we were underwater?

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 00:24

(L^ิƒÖOิ) DdDDuuUUUUrrRRr I DUNO JINLUR, I KANG SWAMG

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 02:47

( LƒÖ`)(L^?ƒÖO?) "DUUUUURR I'M SOOOO COOL FOR TALKING LIKE A RETARD"

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 02:59

( LƒÖ`) I fucked up on my DURRpa puppet again? Shit.

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 03:31

(L^?ƒÖO?) I'm finally free!

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 04:30

@`````›````````
@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @߁B

( LƒÖ`) I told them the nukes would do strange things! But they never listened!

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 04:35

@`````›````````
@@@@@@ o
@@@@@ @߁B

(EÍE) Hey, Grandpa, what's that weird circle floating on the water?

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 10:28

( LƒÖ`) It's the primordial soup.

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 11:12

@ -[oo]-
`````›````````
@@@@@@ o
@@@@Bß

   /   \

( LƒÖ`)/ OH GOD! JUNIOR! HELP!

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 11:37

( E-E) Don't bother, it's too late for him. His genetic material shall become the basis for the next generation of creation.

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 15:40

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164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 15:53

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(EÍE) I'm wet.

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 16:55

( E-E) Who knows what Grandpa sees and dreams as he spawns the next generation of life?

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 17:54

( LƒÖ`) Not you.

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 19:26

( E-E) Evolution will inevitably lead to me, the highest life form of Planet DQN.

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 19:55

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Good God, shut up already!

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 19:56

( E-E) Sorry. I'll go bake that pie now.

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 19:57

( LƒÖ`) Your wife's not wearing shoes is she?
(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Hell no.
( LƒÖ`) Kickass.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:34

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you a foot fetishist?

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:44

( LƒÖ`) Yes.

173 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:46

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're sick. You should seek mental help for that.

174 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:47

( EƒÖE) Rabbit foot, eh?

175 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 20:51

( LƒÖ`) Junior, you're a judgemental little twerp. Go to your room.

176 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 23:10

(EÍE) And you're a mentally ill degenerate. Get yourself checked in to the mental hospital.

177 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 23:17

( ­­ˉ_ˉ) I don't believe that beady eyes is actually possessive of a sexuality.

178 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 23:19

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179 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 02:14

(EÍE) Go! Goddoman!

180 Name: ƒSƒbƒhƒ}ƒ“ : 1993-09-5112 02:28

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181 Name: ƒSƒbƒhƒ}ƒ“ : 1993-09-5112 02:35

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182 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 02:37

(GLƒÖ`) Oh shi**, ²t's GoddomaÝ!

183 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 09:47

(EÍE) Goddoman! Destroy that degenerate fool!

184 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 13:02

( LƒÖ`) Hey, wanna beer?
iGººÞ¯ÄÞÏÝ)@Hell yeah!

|LƒÖ` ) Let's go!
|Þ¯ÄÞÏÝ) Yay Beer!

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185 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 13:03

(EÍE) ...

(EÍE) I hate you Grandpa.

186 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 13:31

(EÍE) I hate every part of you. I hate your ugly, wrinkled face, a sagging lipless absence for a mouth only set off by two beady little clouded eyes, caught in a permanent squint. I hate your old, cracked, scratching voice which drones on and on, always imparting some worthless factoid or senility-inspired rant. I hate your mind, Grandpa, which knows not shame or love or beauty or honor, but only conceives of greed and malice and spite and that most loathsome trait of all, lust, which has overrun that which has not been yet taken by outright madness and old age.

(EÍE) HEAR ME NOW, DQN! I SWEAR AN OATH ON THIS DAY, TO NEVER REST UNTIL I HAVE SLAIN GRANDPA WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!

187 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 13:42

Respect your elders!
@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

188 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 13:52

(#ÍE) Child abuse! You all saw it!!!

189 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:00

( E-E) I saw it! Never before have I been so stupefyingly entertained.

190 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:07

( ß -ß) You totally deserved that, Junior.

191 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:37

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) I only saw grandchild abuse. No child abuse here.

192 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 15:57

i@MƒnLjHmmm. I'd need to see it demonstrated again, if you will.

193 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 17:35

Where did you come from?!
@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ƒnL) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

194 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 18:03

i@#ƒnLj Archenemy abuse! You all saw it!

195 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 18:04

(#ÍE) I thought you were supposed to hurt your arch enemy.

196 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 18:14

i@#ƒnLj But I always win!!!

197 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 18:20

(EÍE) Heal!

198 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 19:19

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

199 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 19:19

(#ÍE) Was that really necessary?

200 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 19:20

( LƒÖ`) Yes.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 22:02

((#)ÍE) Ah, it has swollen.

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 23:56

(( # )ÍE) Ow....

203 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 23:57

((@#@)ÍE) Grandpa help me!

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 00:20

@@@ È__È@ ¿@If you insist.
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
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205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 00:52

((###)ÍE) ...

206 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:32

((###)ÍE) Grandpa, why do you hit me?

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 02:53

( LƒÖ`) Yes.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 03:03

R(B_‹)ƒmHAY GRANPA derp

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 04:03

( LƒÖ`) I'm sorry, did you say something?

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 04:53

R(Bæˆ_æˆ‹)ƒm NOM NOM NOM

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 08:24

(L^ิƒÖOิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr STUP DTEELIN MUG BIT, KLUND

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 10:26

((###)EÍE) Grandpa, what was it like before 4chan came here?

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 12:44

( LƒÖ`) back then, putting sage in the Link field was the polite thing to do.

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 14:21

(#ÍE) It's just a cute little tard isn't it?

(L^ิƒÖOิ) dDDuuUurrrRRRrr duR dUr

( LƒÖ`) No, its not.

@ È__È@ ¿
@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@¼œc™))ƒÖOิ) DUR! DURDUR! DUUUURRRRR!
@@@™

( LƒÖ`) That felt good.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 14:40

(EÍE) DQN, I would like to announce that I am leaving you to train on Mount Dokkyun until I am the strongest man in the universe. Then, and only then, shall I return, to make good on my oath and slay Grandpa.

216 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 15:59

(EÍE) I mean, I'm off to camp, grandpa!

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 16:29

(EÍE) (I think he'll buy that story)

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 18:16

( LƒÖ`) Have fun at camp.

( LƒÖ`) (once he's outta here, I'm moving to Baltimore.)

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 18:55

( E-E) Sounds awesome, guys.

( E-E) (once they're asleep, I'm going to stuff so many pills into their faces...)

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 20:09

(EƒÖE) (ˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ)

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 21:09

Meanwile, waiting at Mount Dokkyun...

i@MƒnLj.oO(Two weeks of being eaten by mosquitoes and having to supervise dozens of brats... why did I volunteer for this ridiculous idea for a summer camp?)

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 04:45

(L^ิƒÖOิ) dDDuUUuRrrrRRr ABUS! NUE RAF SLAW MIT!

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 15:20

(EÍE) (Nobody told me there really was a children's camp on this mountain!)

224 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 15:44

i@MƒnLj Junior, stop staring into space and finish your macaroni picture.

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 17:32

Meanwhile, in Baltimore...

( LƒÖ`) Thar's a car!
( ß ƒŽß) Whar?
( LƒÖ`) Ova thar!

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 18:05

Meanwhile, in Machu Picchu...

(L^ิƒÖOิ)

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 19:23

i@MƒnLjThis Inca summer camp blows. As if these brats weren't enough da live lama spat on me.

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 19:26

(EÍE) Darkpa, I must kindly ask of you to tutor me in the arts of manly battle, so that I might become the strongest man in the universe and best the evil and degenerate Grandpa in a combat to the death.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 23:59

(L^ิƒnOิ) dDdDDduUUUrrR OKAY GUNWOR, FMIRST LESSORN. A B A B UP DOWN LEFT UP IS HOWT TU DOS KACK. I ALM GUD AT JAMES.

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 00:01

i@MƒnLjDon't listen to him, that was just a science project I was working on that went wrong, very VERY wrong. But as for your fighting matter, if you just believe in yourself and travel to distant lands, you will become mighty.

231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 00:44

i@MƒnLj..Wait, you said you'd kill Grandpa?

i@MƒnLjHm..Let me know when this judgment day occurs. I shall assist you.

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 00:53

i@MƒnLjUntil then, try to avoid getting glue all over the table.

233 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 01:22

@ È__È@ ¿ SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
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@@¼œc™))ƒÖOิ) DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU! DESU!
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234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 01:28

i@MƒnLj Well, it's about time.

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:02

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236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:11

( LƒÖ`) Okay, thread's all yours. I'm gonna go get hammered.

|ƒÖ` ) And I am OUTTA HERE...

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237 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:20

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Huh? Fuck, now it's no fun anymore.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:23

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Oh well. He'll be back.

(L^ิƒÖOิ) They always come back.

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:26

(L^ิÍOิ) Durr?

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:26

(L^ิƒÖOิ) No, Hurr.

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:30

( E-E) Man, you guys are really good at derailing threads.

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:34

(L^ิ-Oิ) Of course we are.

243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:41

(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิÍOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)(L^ิƒÖOิ)

244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 03:04

(''õิƒÖõิ) Oh god, it's beautiful.

245 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 03:14

Spoilers: (L^ิƒÖOิ) doesn't really exsist, he's just ( E-E) imagination running amuck.

246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 03:31

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Is this the real life?

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 03:46

( ^ƒÖ^) OMG IM SO KAWAIIIIII!!!!

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 04:16

“c’†

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 17:09

Ð*ß-ß) Hi Grandpa. I forgot what my gimmick is.

250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 17:11

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Grandpa left. I'm in charge here now.
(L^ิƒÖOิ) Your new gimmick is talking about how much you like to poop.

251 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 17:25

Ð*ß-ß) ...

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 17:58

(ß-ß*Ð I'm underage but I'm sure I can "persuade" the bartender into giving me a few drinks.

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:25

(L^ิ౪Oิ) HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY DRRRRRRrRRRrR

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 23:02

( LƒÖ`) No, shut the fuck up.

255 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 23:18

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256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 23:41

(L^ิƒÖOิ) This is my thread now Grandpa.

(L^ิƒÖOิ) I have replaced you.

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 23:47

( E-E) Remember, you exist only as long as I will it.

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:19

( E-E) Ooo, a butterfly!

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:30

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Perhaps. Or perhaps, you are the imagined one, and I am real?

260 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 07:07

Meanwhile...

(EÍE) At last, I have become the strongest man in the universe. I feel as though I can destroy Grandpa now...

@ È__È@ ¿ All you did was make a macaroni picture of Mittens. Silence.
@i,,MƒnL)œc™ She doesn't acknowledge your existence by the way.
@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
@@@™

i@MƒnLjNow, let's move onto drawing. Take out your crayons, Junior. Now, draw what you think will make you stronger.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 07:14

@@@@ƒ©Qƒ©@@@
@@ @iGEÍE j@YEAH! YEAHHHH!
@@(( i @‚@ƒ©Qƒ©
@@ @ )@,¨Ü(Gß ƒŽß ) Oh JUNIOR!
@@@ i_i__l__,‚ ¤‚Â

(EÍE)‚R How's this?
@@@@iƒnL @ j...

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 08:52

@ È__È@ ¿ don't you ever talk like that about my emergency mittens again
@(L^ิƒÖOิ)œc™
@@¼œc™))ƒnL) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
@@@™

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 09:00

(L^ิ౪Oิ) noobs just copy and paste the ascii art and then put something that isn't funny next to it in grandpa threads

È__È@
i,,MƒnL) copy and paste you say?

(L^ิƒÖOิ) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

È__È@
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(L^ิƒÖOิ) thats a waste of pudding right thurr

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 09:19

@@@@ƒ©Qƒ©@@@
@@ @iGEÍE j@YEAH! YEAHHHH!
@@(( i @‚@ƒ©Qƒ©
@@ @ )@,¨Ü(L^ิƒÖOิ ) Oh JUNIOR!
@@@ i_i__l__,‚ ¤‚Â

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 14:19

( LƒÖ`) Get the hell out of my thread. All of you.

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 14:26

(L^ิƒÖOิ) But you gave it to me!

267 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 19:28

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Despise.

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 20:20

( LƒÖ`) zzzzzzzzz

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 20:41

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Fine. Bye. I didn't really want your smelly old thread anyway.

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 20:44

( E-E) Guess derailment is up to me again.

271 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 21:16

Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso

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272 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 23:21

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Yurrf

273 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 23:37

(L^ิƒÖOิ) You can't get rid of us that easily.

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274 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 23:46

( LƒÖ`) get rid of who now?

275 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 00:36

Meanwhile, in Pompei

@@@^ÜR
@@/@L_T`j @I think it's gonna rain soon.
@@|@ @@/
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@‚t@ .‚t

276 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 01:30

( LƒÖ`) Where's my grandson? I need help getting rid of this shit.

277 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 01:34

Meanwhile, in Osaka

(EÍE) What am I doing here? I can't remember anything.

278 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 01:50

Meanwhile, in the Grandpa thread

@@@^ÜR
@@/@L^ิ_TOิj @dDDDUUuUuuRRRRrRR EXKOOZ ME MAR I PLASS THROU
@@|@ @@/ HEER?
@@| /|@|
@ //@| |
@‚t@ .‚t

279 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 05:31

( LƒÖ`) No.

280 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 14:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is his gimmick even more tired and repetitive than Rei's?

281 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 14:59

( LƒÖ`) The person who posts him thinks it's really funny and never gets old, son.

282 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 15:00

(EÍE) We should get MODD to ban him.

283 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 15:02

( LƒÖ`) Unfortunatly, MODD is also a tired, repetitive gimmick.

284 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 16:26

(EÍE) Then... What about... Goddoman?

285 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 18:11

( LƒÖ`) GODDOMAN IS QUITE A WINNER JUNIOR

( LƒÖ`) I MUST SAY

( LƒÖ`) WHOA YEAH GODDOMAN

286 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 20:07

Meanwhile, in Saitama

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287 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5117 21:59

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288 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 06:15

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289 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 06:58

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290 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 07:05

(L^ิÍOิ) Grandpa, why doesn't anyone ever 2GET anymore?

291 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:02

( LƒÖ`) Wipe all that mascara off, Junior. You look like a Cabaret extra.

292 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:08

(EÍE) That's better. Where did that come from anyways, and what was I drinking last night?

293 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 15:58

( LƒÖ`) MD 20/20, Junior. The wine of last century.

294 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 17:21

(EÍE) I remember singing about a time warp or something...

295 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 18:15

(L^ิƒÖOิ) Please kill me, I'm stupid and not funny. Rid me of this pain Grandpa, please.

296 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 18:49

( E-E) Since when did you have to be funny to be in a Grandpa thread?

297 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:19

( LƒÖ`) Certainly never stopped you...

298 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:29

( E-E) aww, that hurts.

299 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:36

(EÍE) asshole.

300 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:42

(L^ิƒÖOิ) When has anything on DQN ever been funny? Sure, it was good for awhile, but the whole meaning of DQN is to be bad, unfunny, shitty, etc. Thus, the name DQN.

301 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 19:48

( LƒÖ`) You have us confused with 4chan. You should go there.

302 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 22:33

( #ƒÖOิ) They beat me up.

303 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:25

( LƒÖ`) Did you show them your sense of humour? Once they see it I know they'll love you! You'll fit right in! Go on, try it again!

304 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:30

( LƒÖ`) Is that all? After all that money I spent?

305 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 15:34

( LƒÖ`) Whoops, I said the loud part loud and the quiet part loud.

306 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 19:19

(EÍE) What the hell are you talking about grandpa?

307 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:08

( LƒÖ`) You have to go to the store, and pick up some ice cream, for my boils they hunger. Wait when did you get back? I thought you were playing golf in the alps or something.

308 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 20:49

(EÍE) Well, I was going to kill you, but I changed my mind.

309 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5119 21:28

(EÍE) just don't fall asleep grandpa, because..

( LƒÖ`) Wha? Can't hear you Junior.

(EÍE) Oh, nothing..

310 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 01:40

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@@@@@@@@ @ M ]@_@@( LƒÖ( ¥Í¥ ) Whee
@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ @ @@i‚Ái,, O„¦O
@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @ ijj'J_jj

311 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 01:44

@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @ @@@@@@ @ @ fin

312 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 04:26

<( LƒÖ`) Who glued a fin on my back while I was sleeping?

313 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 12:52

( LƒÖ`)-( LƒÖ`) unf unf

314 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 13:22

<( LƒÖ`) Dammit, my siamese twin brothers have escaped again. Junior, fetch me my taser!

315 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5120 15:22

((¥¥ÍÍ¥¥)) Wwait, II'mm uusing iit... haa haa

316 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:22

( LƒÖ`) Goshdarn fin. Finally took it off.

317 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:41

((¥¥ÍÍ¥¥)) Wow... I thought this would come off after I stopped, but it didn't.

318 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 16:23

(EÍE) Whew. Glad that's over.

319 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 18:22

( =ƒÖ=) HELLO EARTHLINGS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE MY FART NOW?

320 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 18:49

( E-E) Yes, thank you.

321 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:13

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Have I been in this thread yet? I can't remember.

322 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:17

(EÍE) C'mon, Dad! You can outfart that alien any day!

323 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:09

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ßÈ__È@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ßi LƒÖ`j@ ß@Get out, gaijin!
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„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

324 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:15

i@=ƒÖ=j I'm going to sue your ass for everything you're worth!

325 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 00:06

( LƒÖ`) Feel free. I don't keep any money in my ass.

326 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 01:45

Ð*ß-ß) That's for damn sure.

327 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 01:51

( LƒÖ`) Heh heh heh... ah, memories.

( LƒÖ`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

328 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 07:07

(EÍE) Chance!

329 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 10:45

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(EÍE) Whoops, I missed.

330 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 12:10

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before this thread became a soap opera?

331 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:00

( LƒÖ`) You asked questions and I answered them, usually in a flippant or otherwise humorous manner.

( LƒÖ`) It's not like it was a difficult formula to follow, but you know how internet spazzes are.

332 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:42

-EjPssst, it's because I derailed the Q&A sessions.

333 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 15:54

( LƒÖ`) Don't flatter yourself. Things went downhill in the second thread and never recovered.

334 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 18:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was animation like in your time?

335 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 20:15

( LƒÖ`) It was funny, violent, and never educational.

336 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 20:43

(EÍE) Grandpa, when will the world end?

337 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5122 22:57

( LƒÖ`) On October 1st, 1993. Industry will be blamed.

338 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 02:51

(EÍE) Grandpa, what mech do you pilot?

339 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 03:03

( LƒÖ`) A Dire Wolf A.

340 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-5123 05:59

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

341 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 06:04

( LƒÖ`) I wasn't asked infantile questions by my grandson all the time.

342 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-5123 10:02

(EÍE) Damnit old man, why couldn't you just play along?

343 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 10:21

( LƒÖ`) Because you touche yourself at night.

344 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 11:45

(EÍE) Touche!

345 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 14:53

( E-E) I like to touche your tush at night with my foil.

346 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 15:01

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ßÈ__È@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ßi LƒÖ`j@ ß@Get out, beady!
„Ÿ@=ß›_@@ ¼)=@ _ ˜¸^-=ß ‚’i@E-Ej@Fuck you, old man.
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

347 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 19:03

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the most important thing in life?

348 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 19:04

@@@@@ È ,È@ @@ @ @
@@@@¿@LƒÖ`)@@@Keeping your files up to date.
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@@@@@@PPP

349 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 20:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, why did you smack me in the balls in the other thread?

350 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5123 22:32

( LƒÖ`) Because you sing opera really loud when you're in the shower, and it gets on my nerves.

351 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 02:04

(EÍE) Fair enough.

(EÍE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

352 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 04:06

( LƒÖ`) Yes, you should woo Hamas in any case.

353 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 05:29

@@@@@ È ,È@ @@ @ @
@@@@¿@LƒÖ`)@@@Oh, and expanding your loli collection >>347. Old men like me have certain...desires.
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354 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 05:59

(EÍE) Wait, does that mean "keeping your files up to date" wasn't a euphemism?

355 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 16:53

( LƒÖ`) Junior, it's very important to have your files well-organized and up-to-date. It's not something I'd hide behind other words.

356 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 16:56

i@E-Ej@You're still a sick fuck, gramps.

357 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:35

( LƒÖ`) Wow, you've gotten fat.

358 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:36

(EÍE) I'm restarting my blood feud with you. Grandpa. With my own two hands shall I dispatch you from this life. EN GUARDE!

359 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 18:37

@@@@@ È ,È@ @@ @ @
@@@@¿@™ƒÖ™)@@@I really couldn't care less what you have to say at this point...
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360 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:02

i@E-Ej I see you type with only your right hand while your left appears to be busy under the table. That's what I call ambidexterity!

361 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:26

(EÍE) Shut up, fatass. Nobody likes you.

362 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:30

( Ü-Ü) I saw him drowning his sorrows with a gallon tub of Berry Garcia last night. He was watching Batman Begins and crying like a little girl.

363 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:31

i@@E-E j ..... I don't know what you're talking about.

364 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 20:43

( ß ƒŽß) Oh no it's a beached whale!

365 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 22:46

( LƒÖ`) Let's drag him back into Lake Erie!

366 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 23:30

(@E-E) Who is this fat fuck pretending to be me?!?

367 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:03

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @¿
(EÍE)œc@( EƒÖE)
Ah HA!

368 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:04

( EƒÖE) Darn you, Junior.

369 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:06

i@@E-E j Junior, you need to wake up and eat your cake.

370 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 00:55

( LƒÖ`) You're still not fooling anyone.

371 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 01:14

i@@@E-E@j Are you going to finish that oatmeal, Grandpa?

372 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 04:40

( Ü-Ü) I'm the fatass, goddamnit! You're just beady.

373 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 06:22

i@@@@E-E@ j I stole your gimmick, you aren't needed anymore. Go away.

374 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 11:29

( Ü-Ü) You've gotten a really big head about things lately, you know that.

375 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:06

(@E-E) Seriously, who is this whale? And why is Clonepa impersonating me? And why aren't you all asking questions?

376 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:24

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @¿
(EÍE)œc@( EƒÖE)
Clonepa, give it a rest.

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:25

( EƒÖE) Oh, foo.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 13:26

( EƒÖE) He paid me ten dollars to pretend to be him.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 14:46

i@@@@E-E@ j That's IT! I'm derailing the Clonepa thread!

i@E-E@@@@ j urff

i@E-E@@@@ j Maybe I'll just sit here and hate you.

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 14:58

( EƒÖE) Now I'm going to post an e/n thread about the whole thing.

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 19:22

(EÍE) Grandpa, how does one repel an invasion?

382 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 19:42

(@E-E) I didn't pay you shit, Clonepa! Stop impersonating me, you creepy loser.

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„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:06

( LƒÖ`) 10 bucks? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:37

i@@@@E-E@ j Great, now there's some else running around with one of my masks on.

i@@@@E-E@ j I crave pie.

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:38

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @¿
(EÍE)œc@( ß ƒŽß) Wheeeeeee!

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:00

(@E-E) Mittens?!? What the hell are you doing, dressing up like me!?! It doesn't matter, I'll just take care of you AND that fat fuck!!!

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ßÈ__È@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ß(@E-E)@ ß@GET OUT!!!
„Ÿ@=ß›_@@ ¼)=@ _ ˜¸^-=ß ‚’i@@@@E-E@ j@AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ @ @ @‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>@ @ @ @j
„Ÿ„Ÿ .=ß( ƒm@=ß@@ @@@@@@@@-=@ ‚µ'PPPP
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@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ßÈ__È@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ß(@E-E)@ ß@You too!!!
„Ÿ@=ß›_@@ ¼)=@ _ ˜¸^-=ß ‚’( ß ƒŽß)@OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>
„Ÿ„Ÿ .=ß( ƒm@=ß@@ @@@@@@@@-=@ ‚µ'
PPPPPPPPP|
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:08

@@ @ i@@@@E-E@ j Fortunately, fat floats.
@@@ i@@@@@@@@ j
``i@@@@@@@@@ j``

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:15

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @¿
(EÍE)œc@(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Dammit.

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:16

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Do you realize just how bothersome it is to cover for you, ya fat bitch?

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:17

i@@@@E-E@ j Oh, I'm so sorry.

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:19

( LƒÖ`) Okay, everybody with a beady-eyes mask, put it on now!

(( E-E) Operation Piss Off Beady Eyes is now in full swing!

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:20

i@@@@E-E@ j I'm too fat to get pissed off.

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:22

(( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:35

(( E-E) We used to take pills, Junior. We used to take pills.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 22:50

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj Freshen your cup, hon?
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396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 23:33

( E-E) What the fuck is this shit?
|-E) Fuck you all, I'm going out for a beer. Later, oh sultans of sodomy.
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397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:31

(( E-E) Mitt- er, derailing threads!

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 00:55

>>396
(( E-E) Good one, Grandpa!

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 01:44

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is there a scrotum growing on your face?

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 01:46

(( E-E) Put your mask back on!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 04:36

( LƒÖ`) Fuck this shit. Really.

( LƒÖ`) Also, 401get.

402 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 15:53

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is this thread even here?

403 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 16:17

( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up. Grandpa threads are a tradition to DQN.

404 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 17:02

(EÍE) >>404 Point not found!

405 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 17:12

(EÍE) Okay, I'll give you that one. But why do people keep posting in this thread?

406 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 17:24

( LƒÖ`) It's the internet. Anyone who's here by definiton has nothing better to do but post crap.

407 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 17:27

( E-E) Especially me.

408 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 02:21

„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ßÈ__È@
„Ÿ„Ÿ =ß(@LƒÖ`)@ ß@
„Ÿ@=ß›_@@ ¼)=@ _ ˜¸^-=ß ‚’( E-E)@AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!
„Ÿ„Ÿ@=ß >@@ Q_@ƒm )j< @ „ @-=@rŽM@ ‚Â
„Ÿ@=ß@ (@^@ß @@ ^VV_-=ß¼ ¤@>>
„Ÿ„Ÿ .=ß( ƒm@=ß@@ @@@@@@@@-=@ ‚µ'
PPPPPPPPP|
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ |
@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ | ```````````

409 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 02:27

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Heh heh... that never gets old.

410 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 16:39

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;EÍE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Hey, Grandpa!

411 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 19:20

(EÍE) What the fuck are you suppose to be?

412 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 19:28

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;EÍE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm your lawn! Stop walking on me!

413 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 20:11

( E-E) Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

414 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 23:41

@ôô@@ϟϟbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
,,,,,,,( E-E);;;;;;;;;;;EÍE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Hey! Ow, cut it out!

415 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 12:14

( LƒÖ`) Not my lawn. My lawn's pure Kentucky Wgrass.

416 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 13:18

(@@-@) Kukukukuu. My lawn's all gone to pot, so I smoked it.

417 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 17:49

( LƒÖ`) Sigh... might as well introduce yourself so we can see if your gimmick as already spoken for.

418 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 02:10

(@@-@) I'm Grandson. The 7 year old dumb grandson of a wise, charismatic old man. I ask lots of questions.

419 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 04:26

(EÍE) Wait, that's my gig.

420 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 05:15

( LƒÖ`) Ask away. I'm here to answer them all!

421 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 07:13

?@? ?@?@??@? ?@??@? ?@??@? ?@??@? ?@?
?@? ?@@? ?@??@? ?@??@? ?@??@??@? ?@??@? ?@?
(EÍE)(@@-@) QUESTION ASK ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
?@? ?@??@? ?@??@? ?@??@? ?@????@? ?@??@?@? ?@?? ?@??@? ?@?
?@? ?@??@? ?@???@? ?@??@?@? ?@??@? ?@?? ?@?

@@@@@@@@@@@@@!! ! ! !@!! @! !! ! ! !@!! @! !@!!@!!! ! ! !@!! @! !@!
QUESTION ANSWER MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA (LƒÖ` )
@@@@@ @@@@ @@ @@!! !@! !@!! ! ! !@!! @! !@! ! ! !@!! @! !@!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!! ! ! !!! ! ! !@!! @! !@! @! !!! ! !@!! @! !@!!!! ! ! !@!! @!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!! ! ! !@!! @! !@!!!! ! ! !@!! @! !@!!

422 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 00:34

( LƒÖ`) Good lord why do I put up with this...

423 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:12

(EÍE) Being dissatisfied is really getting old, old man.

424 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:21

( LƒÖ`) It's getting back in style. Look around you.

425 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 01:26

@@@@^P|
@@@@|@@b
@@@ b @b.@ÈQÈ
@ ,\@@@@_<RMÍL>
@| QQ_j @ b@@ƒm
@| QQ_j @ bjQj
@| QQ_j @ b
@RQQjQ^

426 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 02:31

( LƒÖ`) Get out, gook.

427 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 02:39

@@ @ ^Ü)
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@@ ( LƒÖ`) This is my thread, and it will go the way I want it to.

428 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 02:56

@@ @ ^Ü)
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@@ ( ¥Í¥ )ƒm I'm with you, Grandpa!

429 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 03:57

@@ @ ^Ü)
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@@ ( LƒÖ`) Fuck you, Junior.

430 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 10:56

@@ @ ^Ü)
@@º.==ˆ¤|_
@@ ( ¥Í¥ )ƒm Go ahead.

431 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 13:49

@@ @ ^Ü)
@@º.==K|_¿
@@@(@߁Íß)œc@In the butt! In the butt!
@@@@¼œc @@

432 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 15:34

@@ @ ^Ü)
@@º.==K|_
@@@( ß ƒŽß) HEIL MITTENS!

433 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 15:35

@@ @ ^Ü)
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@@@( ß ƒŽß)Wait, I want the other hat.

@@ @ ^Ü)
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@@@( ß ƒŽß) HEIL MITTENS!

@@ @ ^Ü)
@@º.==™Â|_
@@@( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!

434 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 19:44

( LƒÖ`) Well, that got old fast.

435 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 04:45

( ¥Í¥ ) Grandpa, you don't like hats?

436 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 05:48

( LƒÖ`) Now I don't.

437 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5131 13:56

@ È_È@
@i E-E) I prefer cute cat ears.

438 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 20:11

@ È_È@
@i E-E) Oh baby.

439 Name: i@EÍEj Grandpa, why am I in your name field? : 1993-09-5131 20:33

( LƒÖ`) I don't know, but it's disrespectful of you, Junior.

440 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:12

(EÍE) Sorry.

(EÍE) Grandpa, where did we come from?

441 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:44

i@EÍEjI'm Mona, Goddammit.

442 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-5131 21:58

( L(00)`) Hey, I'm a new character. My gimmick is being a pig.

443 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:59

( L(00)`) Being a pig here. Check me out. Oink and stuff.

444 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 01:06

(EÍE) Hehe snicker that's cute Grandpa, stop that.

445 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 14:02

( LƒÖ`) Well, that got old fast.

446 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 14:06

(EÍE) Just like you.

447 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 15:52

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

448 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 16:39

i E-E) Predictable Tsukkomi.

449 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 18:01

(( )ÍE) I'm calling Child Services!

450 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 18:07

@@@@@ @È È@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @¿ß„D߁jƒ@Child Services.
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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. Child Services@@|
. @ @@@@@@@@@ |

@@@@@@@@ CÈ È
@@ ___@@@@›(EÍE)
@^_ccCb@ _
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| Grandpa beat me up again.
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451 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 18:08

@@@@@ @È È@@^PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@@ @ @¿ß„D߁jƒ@I'm sure he had good reason.
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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. @ @@@@@@@@@ |

452 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 06:39

@@@@@@@@ CÈ È
@@ ___@@@@›(LƒÖ`)
@^_ccCb@ _
@@@@@@@@@@È
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| Hey, old bud! Wanna go out for a drink?
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@@@ @ @¿ß„D߁jƒ@Sure. Hey, smack Junior for me.
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453 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 12:10

((x)ÍE) Child Services, I hate you.

454 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 14:44

i E-E) snicker

455 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 14:58

@@@@@@@@ CÈ È@ ¿
@@ ___@@@@›(LƒÖ`)œc™
@^_ccC¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
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| Guess what I'm doing right now!
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@@@ @ @¿ß„D߁jƒ@Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
 ccc(‚@@| @ _QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
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456 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 19:09

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™ This is the highest point my threads have seen since part 1!
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

457 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 20:13

((x))ÍE) Good Grandpas, don't try this at home. You could get a broken wrist.

458 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 21:45

((x))ÍE) Or a sore butt.

459 Name: R(‚`ŽMŒ‚)É : 1993-09-5133 22:46

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MÐ Security here, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•É

460 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 22:55

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™ I'll show you sore butts!!
@@@@¼œc@™( EÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™@(Q–Q)‚Â

461 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 22:57

( LƒÖ`) That's for running around without your pants on.

462 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 23:06

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MÐ You probably shouldn't be uh hitting him like that I don't think, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•É Or is it you ARE supposed to abuse children, nya. It must have been, nya. Grandpa always follows the law, nya.

463 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5133 23:08

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™-Í
@@@@¼œc@™*L°MÐ Ow nya ow nya ow nya ow nya dammit nya
@@@@@@@`(,_‚•‚•É

464 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 01:16

( LƒÖ`) Fuck yeah, I'm on a roll.

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,EÍE)œc Hah, your back's turned, old fart!
@@@@¼œc™))ƒÖ`) !

( `ƒÖL) Ju...nior...

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 02:31

@@@ È__È
@@@i,,EÍE) Uh, oh, he's italicized now...

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 02:39

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MÐ Italicized ~nyaa? We do not allow mafioso here, Mobpa ~nyaa!
`(,_‚•‚•É

467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 06:07

( `ƒÖL) Go outside and guard the house.

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 09:49

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MÐ Let the whole place burn the hell down, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•É

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 12:36

( LƒÖ`) * checks insurance *

( LƒÖ`) I'm good with that.

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 14:22

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ The world is in constant flux.

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 18:48

( LƒÖ`) And what are YOU suppose to be?

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 03:42

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Your place is not to ask questions, and mine is not to answer. I'm just the narrator. Usually I try to have some kind of ironic twist or moral in these things, but.. I got nothing this time.

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 05:10

(EÍE) Ok, so what are YOU suppose to be?

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 12:20

( LƒÖ`) I'm your grandpa, you brain-damaged short stack.

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 12:42

(EÍE) Since when have I been short stack?

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 13:50

(@¥ิm¥ิ) Short Change got rained on
(@¥ิm¥ิ) By his own .38.

477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 13:51

( ß ƒŽß) Frankpa!

( ß -ß) Why are you doing Tom Waits now?

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 15:50

(@¥ิm¥ิ) It seemed appropriate, Suzy.

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 16:21

( ß -ß) Suzy?

( ß ƒŽß) Wowie ZOWIE!

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 16:28

( LƒÖ`) Get the fuck out of my thread, you hungry freaks.

481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 19:15

( ß ƒŽß) Creamcheese creamcheese creamcheese CREAMCHEESE!

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:06

(E-E) Mittens, the "I can haz creamcheeze"-shtick is so old that Grandpa first performed it in Salem's town square. The old cat was then promptly burned as a spawn of Satan.

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:33

( ß -ß) You are SO out of the loop.

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:38

( E-E) Don't get confrontational, Mittens. It doesn't solve anything and only makes you look more like the idiot you actually are.

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 20:44

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,, ß ƒŽß)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))E-E) ow how ow typical ow
@@@@@™

486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:08

iEÍE j I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:40

@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™ I'm not going to stop until you realize how dumb you are!
@@@@¼œc™))ÍE) ow dammit ow ow ow
@@@@@™

488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:14

iEÍEjGrandpa, when did Something Awful start becoming so sensitive, politically correct and "touchy-feely"?

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 00:40

( LƒÖ`) When Lowtax lost the fight to Uwe Boll.

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:37

( E-E) I just visited Something Awful and thought I had come across some domain parker. The only thing worse is to look like 2ch.

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:47

( LƒÖ`) All sites look like domain parkers when you can't read.

(( )EÍE) Ha! Zing!

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 09:54

( EoE) ...

( E-E) You said you'd never say anything about that!

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 13:56

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Lady, you deserved it.

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) I don't know what I saw in you.

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 17:19

( E-E) Mom 'n' Dad made us get married. Family tradition.

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 20:03

@@@@@(_@ ¿___¿
@@@@@@‚­ M(:::߁œß::) HYYYAAAAA 495get-jutsu!
@@@@@@@_@ ‚™‚Æ_j
@@@@@@@^@@@@_
@@@@@@@‚µPPP_,)

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 22:49

( LƒÖ`) Congratulations!!!!

(EÍE) Yeah 495get! Way to go!

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) Awesome!

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 01:27

( ß ƒŽß) That was the best get I've ever seen!!

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 02:24

ƒÖ Junior, have you seen the rest of my face?

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 04:11

(EÍE) Yeah, it's right down here.

)`( L

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 04:21

ƒÖ can I have it back?

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:25

)`ƒÖ( L There.

)`ƒÖ( L Do I look okay?

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:30

(EÍE)‚Á-̾ Absolutely, never looked better.

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:35

( LƒÖ`) So who's your new friend?

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:36

)`ƒÖ( LCall me Innerthighpa.

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:37

)`(!)( L And I'm his wive, Vajma.

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:37

(EÍE) Yes, Grandpa, you look fine.

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:39

( ß -ß) I don't like these new characters.

508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:41

(EÍE) Did you know they're mitten-hating extremists?

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 14:46

( ß ƒŽß) Kill the heathens!

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 15:37

)`ƒÖL( Aw c'mon, Mittens. Give Innerthighpa a kiss!

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 16:11

( ß -ß) No.

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 20:47

( E-E) I'll frenchkiss your wife.

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 22:55

(EÍE) Hi, I'm junior.

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5138 23:49

(EÍE) Hi, I'm junior. I'm Junior

515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 03:18

(EÍE) Hi, my name is junior. Please help me get young!

516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 12:52

( LƒÖ`) No. Please help ME get young.

( LƒÖ`) Or help me get something young.

517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 13:24

(EÍE) Grandpa, what is this thread supposed to be about? I forgot.

518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 14:10

( LƒÖ`) You ask questions, I answer them. I don't know what the rest of these freeloaders are doing here.

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 14:29

(EÍE) How in the hell are they getting here?

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 17:55

( LƒÖ`) Maybe we should charge :10bux: per post to anyone who's not one of us two.

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:01

(EÍE) Lord knows you're already a foot fetishist with a poor grip on sanity - let's complete your imitation of Lowtax.

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:27

( E-E) I'll happily pander to Grandpa's foot fetishism by shoving a boot up his arse.

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 18:45

( LƒÖ`) I didn't see any money, Beady Eyes. Delete your post or suffer the consequences.

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 19:49

( E-E)‚ Don't make me take out my boxing gloves, Grandtax!

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5141 03:52

™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( LƒÖ`)(E-E )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@™*F.¡. .¡.F*¥Kߥ( L(@@ )F.¡. .¡.F¥Kߥ*™
@@@@@@@@@@@@kiss

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 18:08

( E-E) Why do I have an ass without an asshole? Besides the asshole standing next to it.

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 19:10

(EÍE) No, beady eyes, you are the asshole.

( LƒÖ`) And then beady eyes was a DQN.

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 19:12

( E-E) If I'm the asshole, then that would explain Grandpa's constant erection around me.

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 20:52

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ This THREAD is under investigation for Anti-Elitist obscenity, violating Community Standards and undermining our children's minds with Collectivist Propaganda.

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ ....

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ HA! Now you know how it feels!

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5142 23:50

( LƒÖ`) My constant what?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 02:42

( EƒÖE) I think he said constant ejaculation.

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 06:02

(@@É`) Got any questions for Grandma, Junior?

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 11:20

(EÍE) Grandma, aren't you dead?

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 11:36

(EÍE) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 12:38

( LƒÖ`) Don't bring up issues that are dead and buried.

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 19:28

WE ARE THE MIGHTY GRANDPA DESTROYER FORCE AND WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU.. JUNIOR!!
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537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 20:09

(EÍE) Grandpa, why am I trying to destroy myself if I'm the guy in the middle?

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:10

i–EÍE jI AM SO OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU! LOOK MY FACE IS MUCH WIDER AND I HAVE SOME KIND OF STAR THING ON MY RIGHT CHEEK.

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:15

( LƒÖ`) It's kind of a go-inside-a-tree-and-destroy-an-evil-version-of-yourself sort of a thing. Like that movie, Super Jeddy Master or whatever it was called.

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:28

‶@úW 
Ð*L°MÐ @@540get, nya!
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541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 21:55

‶@úW 
Ð*L°MÐ @@Security Security F.O.E.
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542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 22:13

( LƒÖ`) Security kitten, get rid of this get-stealing thing.

543 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5143 23:55

( E°E) That's not a star thing, it's a vein popping from tightening your muscles, Junior. BTW don't I have an awesome bod? I can't help but smirk when I see myself in the mirror.

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 00:02

( LƒÖ`) Neither can anyone else, rabbit boy.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 00:57

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546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 02:10

hello world

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 03:17

( EƒÖE) Hello, disembodied italicized voice.

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 08:07

( E°E) I for one welcome our new programmer overlords,

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 10:03

( LƒÖ`) That catchphrase was old when I was young.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 11:04

(EÍE) Yeah, it was funny when Kent Brockman said it BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 11:50

(/.-/.) Funny, -1.

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 12:26

hello world, how are you today?

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 15:18

(/.-/.) lol microSQUISH WINBLOWZ lol

554 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 15:36

( LƒÖ`) Hey, Slashdotpa, look! Beady Eyes is using Windows to run his webserver!

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 16:48

(/.-/.) Slashdotted already? Give me a mirror.

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 18:39

( E-E) Hang on, am I a rabbit boy or a rabbit girl?

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 19:19

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) You're a rabbit girl. Your actual genitalia has nothing to do with it.

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 19:33

( E-E) no wonder my panties are so uncomfortably tight.

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5144 23:02

( E-E) Strange, I have this sudden urge to go lesbian on Junior.

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 02:48

(EÍE) Why is beady eyes acting like a fag?

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 03:31

@ @ @ÈÈÈ
@ @ <i@ ߁Í߁j I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
@ @ <|@½@j½
@ @ <|@@@/
@ @ <|@@/
Q__^@@ |
QQQQÉ

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 06:08

( E-E) ur uglly

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 11:34

( LƒÖ`) What do you mean, "acting like"?

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 19:18

(EÍE) Is there some confusion here?

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 19:19

( LƒÖ`) Can I get no relief?

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 19:28

(EÍE) Well if you want it that bad, just ask him, jeez.

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5145 20:28

( E-E) Uho! ii otoko

568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 14:07

( LƒÖ`) Yamenaika?

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 15:39

( EƒÖE) Jamaika! Bob Marley, Sean Paul and Papa San!

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 16:28

( LƒÖ`) THE UNION OF FATE, JUNIORPA! (EÍE)
( LƒÖ`) WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! (EÍE)

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 20:24

@(EÍE)@I need to pee, Grandpa...
...( LƒÖ`)

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5146 20:43

( E-E) Yeah, Bob Marley and The, um, Whalers... good stuff, good stuff. Especially when they filled the reefer but didn't soot the debut tea.

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:37

@(EÍE) 573! 573! GO NA MI 573~
( LƒÖ`) in my day we just yelled the Konami code instead of just posting the number everywhere.
@(EÍE) wow I guess you're not that old? That was maybe 20 years ago...

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:44

( E-E) Grandpa's a fake.

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:47

( LƒÖ`) I'm made out of the same Shift-JIS that you are, bunny girl.

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 19:49

( E-E) I'm a fake bunny girl so what does that say about you?

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 20:22

( LƒÖ`) That I am free from the prison of Maya, for I realize that I am nothing and thus the poison of ego is purified and destroyed.

578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 21:24

( E-E) Well, la dee dah.

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 22:11

(EÍE) Grandpa, what is Yoga?

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5147 22:24

( LƒÖ`) One of the greatest baseball players ever, Junior.

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 05:20

(EÍE) Grandpa, how do I get stronger?

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 05:22

( LƒÖ`) Near death experiences, Junior, whatever doesn't kill you... that reminds me.

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 16:56

(EÍE) Grandpa, if I have a near-life experience, will I get weaker?

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 17:13

( LƒÖ`) You cannot possibly get any weaker. Your disgusting physical strength is a constant reminder of the fallacies of in-breeding.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 17:17

(EÍE) You're not exactly Charles Atlas yourself, old man.

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 19:31

( E-E) And who started the inbreeding?

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 19:40

( LƒÖ`) Don't disrespect your elders, or I'll exercise my ability to vote and make abortion legal up to the 60th trimester.

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5148 20:15

( EƒÖE) Well, as long as it doesn't apply to clones.

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 07:47

( LƒÖ`) Shut the fuck up, Clonepa, you were a failure. A fourth-grade level science project gone horribly wrong.

( LƒÖ`) You think you're all that because you can use tanasinn? Bitch, I AM tanasinn.

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 09:03

( EƒÖE) You're tanasinn? I control tanasinn, so that means...
@ _
( EƒÖE) Grandpuppet, bring me a snack!

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 10:17

One family-sized bag of Grandpa Smacks coming up!
@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ƒÖE) ow sorry ow ow I deserved this ow
@@@@@™

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 13:59

( EƒÖE) Grandpa, I command you to cease hitting me at once, and never hit me or insult me ever again!

593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 14:36

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all the violence!
@@@ È__È@ ¿
@@@i,,LƒÖ`)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ƒÖE) ow stop it ow ow meany ow
@@@@@™

594 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 15:36

( EƒÖE) That does it.

@@@ È__æˆæˆæ@@@
iæˆæˆæƒÖ`æˆæ)œc™
@@@@¼œc™))ƒÖE) Take THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@™

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 18:07

( E-E) You got off lightly.

( E-E) I received the family-sized fag of Grandpa Fucks.

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 18:37

( LƒÖ`) Oooo, how original. Good comeback, Potsie.

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 20:02

( E-E) Your sarcasm proves you love me.

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 20:46

( E-E) Sicko!

599 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 22:48

( LƒÖ`) Someday, you're going to have to let go of that fantasy world you live in where people actually care what you say.

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5149 22:49

(EÍE) Grandpa! I found 600get lying in the street!

601 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5149 23:52

( LƒÖ`) That's a damn lie and you know it, people don't just leave GETs lying around.
( LƒÖ`)At least back in my day, you had to WORK for your GETs.

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 00:41

(EÍE) I'm going to go put a down payment on a PS3!

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 02:27

( LƒÖ`) PS3? Ah, what was it that some kid told me to say about it... Oh yeah.

( LEƒÖiœj`) "WTF N00BZ GET A XBOX360 N GET FUCKEN HALOS INSTED !! PS3 FUCKN SUX FAGOT"

( LƒÖ`) Anyway, how are you supposed to pay for that? ...

( LƒÖ`)‚ ! Where's my wallet?!

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 04:00

( E-E) Hey, lookie what I bought, a PS3! Wanna play Japanese dating games with me Junior?

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 09:18

(EÍE) No. I hate you.

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 13:45

( E-E) Well Junior, I happen to like you so much I'll give a piece of good advice here. Never steal money from people's wallets. Swipe their credit cards instead.

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 19:03

wth

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 22:08

( LƒÖ`) Hello there, disembodied spirit of a 60th trimester abortion.

609 Name: JuniorsAbortedTwin!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5151 01:25

Last 200 posts reported as crap.

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 12:42

( LƒÖ`) And you're obviously not making anything better >>609.

611 Name: JuniorsAbortedTwin!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5151 16:35

Incorrect. I sage.

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 17:04

Meanwhile, in Paris

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ I'm still waiting for my cake.

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 20:09

( LƒÖ`) Check with Darkpa. He's cleaned out every fridge in town. Maybe he has your cake.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 21:58

Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret base

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The cake, I mean.‎

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 22:29

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ "Let them eat cake" they say but if I don't find a single cake soon I'll start a second French Revolution. These cheese-eating surrender monkeys need some spine and cake in them.

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 00:06

@@@@›R@
@@@ @)@@R
@@@@(“ñ“ñ“ñ)
@@/ÜÐ*L°MЁ@@@Security here to wish you a happy holidays, nya!
@ (@ƒCÆØ)8@l) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@M`|„ª„ª„¼ @@@@
@@@@¾P¾

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 05:26

( LƒÖ`) Not quite that time yet, in both DQN and what I believe is known as "real life".

618 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5152 05:32

(EÍE) What happened on september 5000, granpa?

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 06:02

( EƒÖE) We got drunk and played ping-pong, and then recorded a crap-ass song.

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 06:39

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ And ate cake.

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 08:11

Meanwhile, at Darkpa's poolside party

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The song, I mean.

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:11

(EÍE) Why did clonepa answer for you, Grandpa?

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:13

( LƒÖ`) That's what I cloned them for. To do menial tasks so I can pursue more lofty ... pursuits.

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:33

i@MƒnLjHe keeps saying that, but then fails to crash my parties.

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:36

( LƒÖ`) I'm over in Science arguing against global warming being a bad thing because I'm old enough to have lived through the Medieval Warm Period, and it was a damn fine time.

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:05

Meanwhile, some unspecified but short distance in front of Darkpa's bubonic plague cultures

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The weather, I mean.

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:53

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like during the Jurassic period?

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:55

( LƒÖ`) We were just voles back in those days, and the dinosaurs mostly came out at night. Mostly.

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:56

( LƒÖ`) I remember eating Fruit Voleups with the guys, waiting for the velociraptors to go chase something else so we could go out and buy bags of cashews at the local 7/11.

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 22:44

(EÍE) Grandpa, what were cashews like during the Jurassic period?

631 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 23:38

( LƒÖ`) Each one weighed nine pounds. You could feed a family of four on one.

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 04:53

(EÍE) Ever battle a T-Rex then?

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 05:15

( LƒÖ`) Oh, to be young and foolish and stupid. There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic Period, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) However, I did ruin their shit during the late Cretaceous.

( LƒÖ`) You kids still use that phrase, right?

634 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 13:26

(EÍE) No, and I'd like it if you never did that again.

635 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 15:03

Meanwhile, While Darkpa plots something terrible.

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎My terrible plot, I mean.

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 16:26

Meanwhile, in front of the TV

( E-E) Excellent.

( E-E) Bill and Ted, I mean.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 19:47

Meanwhile, in an unknown location
( LƒÖ`) Excellent
( LƒÖ`) AHHH thats the spot
( LƒÖ`) AHHHHHHHHH~~~

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 21:53

Meanwhile, in the place

i@MƒnLj~CHOO.

i@MƒnLjCHOO CHOO TRAIN.

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 00:36

Meanwhile, in Siberia

@@@@ @@@^ÜR@@@@
@@@@ @@/iœjiœj @@excuse me may i pass through here
@@@@ @@|@Īªª²/@@@
@@@@ @@| /MÆƁL@@@@
@@@@ @ //@| |@ @@@@
@@@@ @‚t@ .‚t@ @
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V_@,,/_,| @,,È,,|/

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 07:08

Meanwhile, over at DQN

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?

( LƒÖ`) It was excellent.

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 07:11

( E-E) Pay no attention to that senile old fart, Junior.

642 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 11:40

( LƒÖ`) Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of my house forever ago?

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 12:35

( E-E) Calm down Grandpa, lest you shit yourself in sheer rage.

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:02

(EÍE) So where were you going with that whole "Grandpa take up and wake your pills" thing anyway?

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:08

( E-E) It was an attempt to get Grandpa into Employment, Education and Training. EET your pills, har har.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:39

(EÍE) Oh. Good thing we fought that gag as hard as we did. It really sucked.

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:56

( E-E) You're just too stupid to get it, but that comes with being of Grandpa's bloodline.

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 16:07

( LƒÖ`) Upon further reflection, your pills gag reveals a paucity of vision.

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 16:12

( E-E) EET ees slander! Ay have mucho visiones!

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 19:56

( LƒÖ`) Go back to Guadalacaca, where the people grudgingly accept you.

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:25

( E-E) But I already booked you on a flight to Guanocacaracha! See, ticket code EET-337. Just remember to avoid jetlag by taking your pills.

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:33

( LƒÖ`) Eh, it's your money. I'm staying here in my thread.

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:01

( E-E) But I used YOUR money.

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:29

( LƒÖ`) You are clearly mistaken, I already spent every cent I had on beer.

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:13

(EÍE) Dad, somebody took all the monopoly money from my monopoly box.

656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:15

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) It must be banditos!

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 03:17

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! I've been found out!

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658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 14:29

( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before Hatsune Miku?

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:06

@@@@›R@
@@@ @)@@R
@@@@(“ñ“ñ“ñ)
@@/ÜÐ*L°MЁ@@@I guess no one wants gifts, nya...
@ (@ƒCÆØ)8@l) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@M`|„ª„ª„¼ @@@@
@@@@¾P¾

660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:07

( LƒÖ`) Let grandpa see some of those "Gifts" you youngsters are talking about.

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:12

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@(›Ýƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcjƒ~œcƒ~œcjƒ~œc)
@›R@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@,,˜¸.ƒm›Ýƒ~@@@ œcƒ~œcjƒ~œcƒ~œcƒ~œcjƒ~œc)''"
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ÜMÞ"''`-¤:;;,,,@.,,..¤,,. ,,œc@

662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:14

Ð*L°MÐ The flamethrower is all I have packed with me, but I have many more at my condo, nya.

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:17

( LƒÖ`) Ah. Seems about right. Brig me back a russian gun, please.

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:22

( LƒÖ`) Sorry about the brig thig, I do't kow how to type the key betwee b ad m.

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:24

( LƒÖ) I am the ( Lƒ¿) and the ( LƒÖ`), the { and the }.

666 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:25

Ð*L°MÐ I AM 666, I AM SATANIC, I LISTEN TO MARYALIN MANSONS.

667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:57

iEÍEj Grandpa, can I have a dollar? If you say o it means yes.

668 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

@¿‚Ö-Í
@RÐ*L°MÐ Security back, nya. SUPER KUNG-FU SECURITY STANCE, NYAAAAAA!
@@@_¼_
@@@ ‚n-¤@j`
@@@@@@¾

669 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

( LƒÖ`) Uh uh.

670 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:10

( LƒÖ`) Now what was that about a dollar?

671 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:14

iEÍEj Oh, right. You owe me 200 of them.

672 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 10:55

( LƒÖ`) You're not my barkeep. I don't owe you a damn thing.

673 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:01

iEÍEj Grandpa, why is >>71 such an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball?

674 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:52

iEÍEj I'm not a barkeep, but I'm tender... Should I sing?

675 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 12:25

(EÍE) Grandpa, who's that guy in the post above me? He's got fat cheeks.

676 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 17:56

q (EÍE) p@ Grandpa, what was life like before hands?

677 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:12

(EÍE) Grandpa, am I asking you too many questions?

(EÍE) Or are there multiple juniors asking too many questions?

(EÍE) If the former was the case, would you approve?

(EÍE) Why am I here? What is my point in life? Was I created only to meaningless questions?

(EÍE) What was life like before I was born?

678 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:22

( LƒÖ`) Junior, get out of the cloning vats. Remember what happened last time?

679 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:33

(EƒÖE) i happened, babey

680 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:51

( LƒÖ`) Yes, >>71pa, you happened. You also happen to be an aggravating unintelligent dirtball.

681 Name: 71 : 1993-09-5158 20:58

(EƒÖE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

682 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:17

(EÍE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here?

683 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:31

(EÍE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here??

684 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:12

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@.u‚k__[][]@ui ui [][]
@@____@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|„¡„£@ /É RT@@ @......@@@@@@......
ƒL:::::‚Öi‚ḱA__ @@@@@@@@@›@@@߁@‚k|@@@.....:::::::::::::::::::::::@@::::::::::::::::::::::
@MR:::>^:::@__,,..M°-@A@ @@@@@‚@@@.....:::::::@@@@@@@::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@y'::::-@=:::::::@@@@R@@@@B @@@...::::::@@@@@@@@ ::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@ ‚­,::::::::::@œc:::ƒmɃmÉ)Ɂr ......@@@...:::::@@@@@@@@@ ::@::@@@@@@::@::
@@@@P@ ƒm::ځ˜ß ƒŽßÉi...:::@ :::..@::::@@@@@@@@@@SCREW YOUR FUCKING
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@@@::::@‚n @M`R,_i'R,i"@@B@@@@:::::....@@@@::@::@@@@@@::@::
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@@@..::::::@@@@@@@@@@@@@‚@@@@@@@„¡„Ÿ°„¢@@@@@| / | /
@@@@@„Ÿ„ª„ª„ª„Ÿ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Pr7ƒm [][] u |@ ځ@.Ú
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@|Ɂ@@@ ƒmƒm@‚n@‚n

685 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:23

Why do we need all the VIOLENCE?!
@@@È È @
@@@(@ß ƒŽß)@@@|@|@
@@‚Ɓ@@@j@ @ |@|
@@ ‚x@/ƒm@@@ l
@@@ /@j@ @ < @>__ƒ©¿
@ Q/‚µ'@^^. ‚uƒmځ˜ß ƒŽßÉ/ WAAHHH
@iQƒtœc@@@@@ @@/

686 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:24

( LƒÖ`) Whoa, they have some weird stuff on that picture box you have.

687 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 02:09

(> ›„D›>) A CHALLENGER APPEARS

688 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 05:01

(EÍE) Ok. Now THAT looks retarded.

689 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 18:33

( LƒÖ`) Looks like it's retarded fish for dinner, Junior.

690 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 20:34

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L°MÐ Nya.
`(,_‚•‚•É

691 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:42

( LƒÖ`) No fish for you.

692 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:46

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*L-MÐ Nyawwwwww...
`(,_‚•‚•É

693 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 18:07

( LƒÖ`) No means no.

694 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:10

@@‚Ö-Í
@ Ð*M-LÐ GAO!
`(,_‚•‚•É

695 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:40

@ @ÈÈ@@ ‚Ö-́@@ @ʁQÊ
@@(,,߁[ß)@ Ð*L°MЁ@@ (@߁Íß) GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US FISH!
`(,,QɁ@`(,_‚•‚•É@`(,,QÉ

696 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:49

><> < Eat me!

697 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:52

( LƒÖ`)@Some guy calling himself a "Corean" said something like that the other day.

(EÍE)@You want us to do to you what we did to him?

698 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, if a bunch of letter 'x' ask me to consume them, should I? And how long do I have to cook them before eating?

699 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

( LƒÖ`)@Go ahead. It's your funeral.

700 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

@ @ÈÈ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Ö-Í
@@(,,߁[ß)@@(@߁Íß)@@ Ð*L°MЁ@Security here, nya, with my trainees.
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•É@We got a call about some annoying kid asking stupid questions

701 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:38

(EÍE) Grandpa, why do the kittens want to see Beady Eyes?

702 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 03:05

( LƒÖ`)@Like Junior said, you want Beady Eyes. He's over there, pretending he's a bandito.

703 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 13:39

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! Los Federales!

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704 Name: Not in employment, education or training. : 1993-09-5162 15:14

(EÍE) Grandpa, what is a panda?

705 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 17:49

( LƒÖ`) It's a common, though not very effective insult in the perpetual insult thread.

706 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 19:03

(EÍE) GrandPanda, what is a pa?

707 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 20:02

( LƒÖ`) Grand.

708 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 22:23

(EÍE) You didn't actually have to answer that. It wasn't even funny.

709 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 22:53

iLE„DEjPenis.

710 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5162 23:01

( LƒÖ`) Splendid.

711 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:02

iLE„DEjVagina.

712 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 01:28

( LƒÖ`) Dentata.

713 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 03:48

iLE„DEjFuck.

714 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 06:02

(EÍE) Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase...
(EÍE) Vagina Dentata, ain't no fappin' craze...

715 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 15:25

wow, you guys seem to have alot of fun..

716 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 16:41

iLE„DEjVoice with no body attached.

717 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:33

( LƒÖ`) Fantastic.

718 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 17:52

iLE„DEj My gimmick is that I'm fat and worried.

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 18:23

( LƒÖ`) Fantastic.

720 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 19:04

(EÍE) Ore wa SHIKKAAAAIIIDER!!

721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 19:57

( LƒÖ`) Utter tripe.

722 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:04

(EÍE) wa-Wa-WA-WASUREMONO! Ore wa wa Suremonoooo....

723 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:08

 ,_Ü^A
iR‚ցj Ore Sanjou! DQN Rider Ichigo!

724 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 20:14

( LƒÖ`) Rider? That's it Junior, bedtime! Grandpa just remembered ha has to watch the Fate stay knight porn vid.

725 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 21:36

 @@</^i>`"ÜR^>¤.
  @ / .ƒ€i(iÞ"j))T'@@c
@ / / ÉGP PɄª¥~
@i.( ii((__‚¤õ/LPPPMi
  @ MRlP_/@ ‰“â@ /P M~

726 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:24

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               ,  ^^^
             ^^^^
              '  '^
        ,_Ü^A        DOOOOO-
     / iR‚ցj_,,`~
    '\/ ,-+-, /\,          -KYYYYYYY-
      //-+-//  /
     /=(¦)=/                 -UUUUUUUUN
    /,ELRA/
 A/      \,-             KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
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727 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5163 22:32

(EÍE) I kinda like this new guy, Grandpa.

728 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 00:19

faggotstab

729 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 10:48

( LƒÖ`) Stop that, you're ruining a beautiful scene in the movie.

730 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 19:00

@@@^ÜR
@@/iœjiœj@I wish I could be like DQN rider.
@@|@Īªª²/
@@| /MÆƁL
@ //@| |
@‚t@ .‚t

731 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:34

@@@@(wink!)
@@@ @@ _@@,_Ü^A@@@@@@Don't worry, young man.
@@@@@@@ ` iâR‚ցj_,,`~
@@@^ÜR,,-\|,-+],@|A@@@You might say there's a little DQN in all of us.
@@/iœjiœj@||-+-|@| |
@@|@Īªª²/@@|(¦)= | ^
@@| /MÆƁL@ @ |,E--A|
@ //@| | @ @ @a @ a
@‚t@ .‚t@@@@| @ @ |

732 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:40

@v ,_Ü^A
@|iR‚ցj_,,`~@@Whoops, I broke my boots
@\_|,-+],@|A
@@ |-+-|@| |@@I swear that has never happened before
@@ |(¦)= | ^
@@ |,E--A|
@@a @ a
@Q| @ @ |Q

733 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5164 20:45

Hi Infernalmeep~

734 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 11:35

( LƒÖ`) Who let these deformed mutants here?

735 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 11:41

@@@^ÜR
@@/iœjiœj@Durrr.... This is my house Granpa.
@@|@Īªª²/
@@| /MÆƁL
@ //@| |
@‚t@ .‚t

736 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 12:32

(EÍE)

737 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 13:16

( LƒÖ`) What? Speak up, I can't hear you!

738 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 14:58

(EÍE) IT'S A MADHOUSE, GRANDPA!

739 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 17:19

( E-E) Take your pills.

740 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:33

(EÍE) Grandpa, if I stop being happy one day, how will one recognize me from beady eyes ?

741 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 17:37

( LƒÖ`) Ignorance is bliss, junior, you'll always be happy.

742 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:48

(EÍE) Yay!

743 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 17:58

( E-E) Take your pills!

744 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 18:38

(EÍE) YOU take your pills!

745 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:02

( E-E)

746 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:03

( LƒÖ`) You know, you should take your pills.

747 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 19:18

PRO TIP: Take your pills.

748 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 20:03

( LƒÖ`) No, I think Mr. TIP has had too many pills already.

749 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 20:10

(EÍE) Can I have some of his pills?

750 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 22:44

( LƒÖ`) Only if you intend to sell 'em, Junior.

751 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 22:45

( E-E) Oh, so NOW the pills gag is funny?

752 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5165 23:15

( LƒÖ`) Go climb a wall of gibbelsigs.

753 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 00:12

( E-E) but those things are all squishy and gross!

754 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 00:28

( LƒÖ`) Do it anyway, faggot.

755 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 01:49

(||L„tM) Do what he says, son, he's your mother afterall.

756 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 02:19

(EÍE) You always were senial, Great Grandma.

757 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 05:00

( E-E) You don't pay much attention in school, do you?

758 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 10:58

( LƒÖ`) The gibbelsig wall is right over there waiting for you.

759 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 11:13

(EÍE) Yeah! Up against the wall, Beady Eyes!

760 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:30

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! The peasantos are revolting!
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761 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:30

( LƒÖ`) "Peasantos"?

762 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:43

( E-E) I'm spanish. Fuck you.

763 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:45

( LƒÖ`) They why don't you say "Taik yor PEELS Senyore!"

764 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 12:55

( E-E) Because im not DUMB spanish.

765 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:05

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) El Stupido.

766 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:05

(EÍE) Hey Quicksdraw!

767 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:07

( E-E) Wake up junior.

768 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:23

( LƒÖ`) And we're back to that.

( LƒÖ`) You firing your writers was a bad mistake. Without them, you're hopeless.

( LƒÖ`) You got that? You-o Hopeless-o!

769 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 13:33

( E-E) My writers wern't paid, I just threatened them with death.
( E-E) And I killed them recently.
( E-E) Just like youll do to everyone if you dont take your pills.

770 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:07

(EÍE) I flushed his pills down the toilet, just like he asked.

771 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:19

( E-E) Well, at least now the toilet isn't going to be killing anyone.

772 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:33

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, you're just killing the thread.

773 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 14:51

( E-E) Are you stupid, old man? DQN has been dead for at least a year! Stuff your thread!

774 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 19:39

ЁL°M*ƒ~

Ð*L°MÐ

@@@‚Ö-Í
@@ Ð*L°MÐ Hmm these b-tards are a nuisance. I think that in a way /b/ is a good thing, nya.
@`(,_‚•‚•É It keeps them all in one place to be idiots together. Like an asylum, nya.

775 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 19:39

(EÍE) Grandpa, what were Grandpa threads like before this beady eyed little pill pushing ladyboy rabbit thing appeared and got so annoying?

776 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 20:07

( L-`) It was a boring place with nothing but a grouchy old self-important grandfag like me answering stupid questions asked by his retarded sexually confused grandson who ironaically enough doesn't have the balls to ask Mittens out.

777 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 20:45

( LƒÖ`) Damn it all. I forgot about Clonepa II.

778 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 22:42

@@@ÈÈ
@@i@ ¥ƒÖ¥j Zzz... Mh? Someone said Clonepa?
@ Q|@½^(QQ_
^@„¤-(QQQ_^
PPPPPPP

779 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 23:06

( E-`) Huh? There's a Clonepa II?

780 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 23:07

( L-`) Get out of here, I'm the new crapass in town.

781 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 23:13

i ¥ƒÖ¥jYou couldn't crapass your way out of a paper bag.

782 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5166 23:25

( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Clonepa.

783 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:29

(EÍE) Granpda, I'm going to ask Mittens out. And then assrape her like you always did to me.

784 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:38

( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Junior.

785 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 01:58

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hay guys whats going on in this thread

786 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-5167 02:40

( ß ƒŽß) I brought you all mittens!

787 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:43

<˜¤MÍL> Did some one say my name, Nida?

788 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:45

i@MƒnLjHello, it seems every one is at grandpa's

789 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:46

Ð*L°MÐ Security here, nya.

790 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:47

Ð*ß°ß) It's been a long time, Grandpa.

791 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:48

(*ß°ß) It's been a while for me too!

792 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:49

(L¥ƒÖ¥) Shobon

793 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:52

( Ü-Ü) Did everyone miss me?

794 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:55

( ß ƒŽE) Did you get gloves too?

795 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:04

( ߃Žß) AND SOCKS, DON'T FORGET SOCKS!

796 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:10

( LƒÖ`) .... bye.

|œc

797 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:18

@@‶@úW 
@ƒ~@K„DKœc@Even in your DQN, F O E
@@ ‡‶

798 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:38

( E-E) Now that the Grandpooper is gone, let's get this party started! And I got just the pills to get y'all in the mood.

799 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:54

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@@@@SASUGA DESU!@@É R !@ Ɂ@ƒmOT
@@@@@@@@QQ@@@@@U^LPPMR/¤R
@@@ __^P@@@@ _@ @ // // ƒnARl@|@|
@@ ¢ /@¢@‚’ ,@ ʁR RR@ R!-‚g]Ĥ|ƒ„‚g ‚Œ|@|
@@ £oŽO|@| Ò¤/Øڂw7É p@@ | TU@@‚tÌ| ||@|
@@//{ƒj|@|/ „@ ƒ {lɁ@ @ R|A --@ƒmÚØ É
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@@@@>‚» !P_ |l`qLǁ@@ / q@‚­ƒnTr @ ƒm
@@@ {/ ‚āoQQY_,É É }@@RAT@@ /@ /A
@@@/@@r‚ցA@@/ PPPPP /@/@ ƒn_
@@ /@^_ƒm@@/ /P /Ú/ / / / ‚u@ /@ l@ R
@@q L @ @ >___/ /P /@/@Ú' / </Ü>@@|^
@PPPP „¤„¨\\\\\„£PPPPPPP

800 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:32

@@‶@úW 
@ƒ~@ß „Dß œc@‚e@‚n@‚d
@@ ‡‶

801 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:07

@‶@úW 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@‚e@@‚n@@‚d
@ ‡‶@@@@

802 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:09

@‶@úW 
ƒ~@ „D œc@@‚e@@@@‚n@@@@‚d
@ ‡‶@@@@

803 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:16

@‶æˆ 
ƒ~æˆæˆœc@‚eæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ
@ æ‶@

804 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:23

@@ @ @ @ @r]¤@@ __ __
@@ @ @@ ^@@PMR@/
@@@@@ // /@@@A@V}
@@@@@ N˜¸ØƒnRƒn@iÊ
@@@@@ / ic„@ƒc| ‚Œ|²r@@YAHO! The tanasinn has killed ‚e‚n‚dI
@ @ @@‚ñ‚ց@iP!@ɘ¸j@@@800‚f‚d‚s ! !
@@@@@@ /ÜYÜ`RR.

805 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 06:58

i@MƒnLj Enthusiasm is a virtue.

806 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 07:48

(EÍE) Grandpa, this is terrible! The Holy Roman Emperor is dead!
Who could have infected him with Tanasiæˆæ

807 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 10:51

|ƒÖ`) Don't know, don't care.

|œc bye!

808 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 15:45

( E-E) Actually, the show's been over since >108 . Why are all of you guys sticking around, anyway? Get off the set! We've gotta have this clean for when the studio decides to do something with it. Quit shuffling around and go home, already! There's nothing to see here but props, garbage and teamsters! THE SHOW IS OVER, PEOPLE!

809 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 15:47

( E-E) Also, due to the fact that you guys went overbudget, we've had to make certain cutbacks in "secondary resources" such as links. But that's beside the point, the point is GO HOME!

810 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:10

(EÍE) Grandpa, that crazy homeless Mexican is ranting again.

811 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:22

( LƒÖ`) Give him soup, that should keep him away for a few days.

812 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:46

( E-E) I don't have time for this. GUARDS!

@ @ÈÈ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Ö-Í
@@(,,߁[ß)@@(@߁Íß)@@ Ð*L°MÐ Yes, nya?
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•É

( E-E) Escort Grandpa and his retinue from the set.

@ @ÈÈ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Ö-Í
@@(,,߁[ß)@@(@߁Íß)@@ Ð*L°MÐ O.K, nya.
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•É

813 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:37

Ð*L°MÐ No, I mean not okay, nya. You're the one who needs to be escorted, Beady Eyes, nya.

814 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:45

( E-E) But I don't want to be escorted.

815 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:47

( LƒÖ`) Look, if your feelings mattered, everybody's feelings would matter. You don't want that, do you?

816 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:53

( E-E) butbutbut

817 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:55

( E-E) Depends on the escort service. I don't want an ugly hag like Mittens wrapping her mittens around me.

818 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:16

( LƒÖ`) Who's face is in the thread title? Yours?

819 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:17

( E-E) Yes.

820 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj Sorry, we're all out of escorts.
i @˜§-]@|! i
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ª„ª‚„ª‚„ª„ª‡‡‡========
==@@ REI'S CALL GIRLS@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

821 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:51

[Part X] (EÍE) Grandpa [Legendary]

822 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:53

( E-E) Very well then, it seems you've consigned yourself to some sort of existentialist hell.

823 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:55

( E-E) And I'm Spanish, not Mexican. A chi wa wa.

824 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, is Beady Eyes a dog or a rabbit?

825 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:15

( LƒÖ`) A rabbit. Why do you ask?

826 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:26

(EÍE) He just said he's a chihuahua.

827 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:27

( LƒÖ`) Well, he is quite the anklebiter.

828 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:55

( E-E) Take your pills!

( E-E) PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION

( E-E) GOD I'M SO LONELY NOBODY LIKES ME

829 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 22:19

( LƒÖ`) Take that mask off, Clonepa.

830 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 22:50

(( E-E) But I'm not done making fun of him yet.

831 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 23:48

(( E-E) I'm Beady Gonzalez!

832 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 01:03

( ß-ß) That's not funny. Grandpa took his finger out of my ass for a second and whoosh there the little critter was burrowing up my hole.

( ß-ß) And the skidmarks he left when he sped off, oi oi.

( ߃Žß) But he forgot his mittens inside!

833 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 02:03

( ß -ß) Socks, that is a terrible impression.

834 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 03:19

( ß °E) How about we sing a song instead!

( ß ƒŽE) Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
@@@@ Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
@@@@ For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
@@@@ But we hope in a short time to see you again!

( ß ƒŽE) We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
@@@@ We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea!
@@@@ Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
@@@@ From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

835 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 07:13

(EÍE) Grandpa, why do we have to hide from the police?

836 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 07:40

( LƒÖ`) You mean you need to run. I know the police, I go drinkin' with them sometimes.

( LƒÖ`) hic y'see THATS theproblem wit u junoir, er just..sittn' here, askin questions wehn you should be out..DRINKIN' with ur friends!!! but yknow what, y' don't GOT ANY, DO YOU?!

837 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 11:48

(EÍE) Grandpa, you're supposed to say "Because we use vi son, they use emacs."

838 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 12:53

( LƒÖ`) What th' hell are you blabberin' 'bout, boy?

839 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 12:59

( ß ƒŽß) I use mittens!

840 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 14:02

( E-E) I find Clonepa's behavior offensive.

(( E-E) Also, I grow coffee beans.

( E-E) Quit it.

841 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 16:34

(( E-E) Whoops. Siesta time!

(( ---) el snoro

842 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 18:33

( E-E) El Maco! I shall eat it.

( E{( ---) NomNomNom

( E{ƒÖE) Hey, cut it out!

843 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:15

( E{œ ( ˃ƒÖ˂) You forced me to defend myself!

( E{œ) ugh

( E-E) -gulk-

( E-E) I think I'm going to be sick.

844 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:16

(( E-E) Don't you mean "el sicko"?

845 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:29

( E-E) I reserve that for otaku who think cute is not pedo.

846 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 05:59

( LƒÖ`) I find your behavior quite offensive too, beady.

847 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 09:09

( ß ƒŽß) I'm cute as a mitten! Don't you agree Grandpa?

848 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 14:18

( LƒÖ`) After a few beers, yes, I do.

849 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 16:42

( E-E) Speaking of mittens, I borrowed a few from you to serve as "newspaper" for the Clonepas, Mittens. I hope you don't mind.

850 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:02

( LƒÖ`) Why don't you just hush up until you think of something that's actually funny?

851 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:20

( E-E) Why don't you shut up and die already, you old faggot?

852 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:21

( LƒÖ`) Don't talk to me like that, you beady eye... beady eye... aaaagh, my heart...

( XƒÖX)

853 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:44

RIP ( LƒÖ`) 1993-09-5169

854 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 20:06

(;Í;) GRANDPAAAA!!!

( LƒÖ`) Huh? What?

(EÍE) Oh, you're alive (damn). Thought you died.

( LƒÖ`) Yeah, that happens sometimes.

855 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:04

( E-E) You're such a tease.

856 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:12

@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@ iLƒÖ`@j @EEE
¿_¿@(@@@@O=|“ñÌ
(E-E ) b b b
(¿¿) i__.iQ_j

857 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:12

@@@@@@@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@@@fwip!@ iLƒÖ`@j @
iE-B`jƒÄ';;ˆ ƒ~i‚„´„ª‚Â
@@';;ˆ';;@ ';;ˆ@ b b b
@@(¿¿)@@@@ i__.iQ_j

858 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Today's special is rabbit stew.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ª„ª‚„ª‚„ª„ª‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

859 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 00:06

@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@iill L„DMjWorst stew ever! Blarrrgh...
@@@@É ‚Â!;:i;l ¡ßE
@@@‚Æ_Qji:;l|;:;::;:::½
@@@@¼;::;.,.';;;;'::.:.;::.½

860 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 07:55

@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@iill L„DMjOh god, I feel something big coming up...
@@@@É ‚Â!;:i;l ¡ßE
@@@‚Æ_Qji:;l|;:;::;:::½
@@@@¼;::;.,.';;;;'::.:.;::.½

@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@iill L„DMjBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
@@@@É ‚Â!;:i;l ¡ßE
@@@‚Æ_Qj( E-E) Freedom!!!
@@@@@@@(¿¿)
@@@@

861 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 08:12

(E-E ) My ears, plox.
(¿¿)

862 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 08:41

@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@iill L„DMjJust a sec...... BWAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGLL!!!
@@@@É ‚Â!;:i;l ¡ßE
@@@‚Æ_Qj¿_¿
@@@@@@@( E-E) Thank... you...
@@@@@@@(¿¿)

863 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:05

@@@@@@@@@@ ÈQÈ
@@@@@@fwip!@ iLƒÖ`@j @
iE-B`jƒÄ';;ˆ ƒ~i‚„´„ª‚Â
@@';;ˆ';;@ ';;ˆ@ b b b
@@(¿¿)@@@@ i__.iQ_j

(E-B`)';;ˆ goddammit.

864 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:11

( LƒÖ`) Cleanup in Isle >>863, please.

865 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:34

(E-B`)';;ˆ If you'd just take your pills, you wouldn't be hallucinating about killing me all the time.

(E-B`)';;ˆ Why does my neck itch so damn much? I hate this.

866 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 15:00

( Ü-Ü) Nobody's hallucinating but you, el moron.

867 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 15:48

(E-B`)ˆˆ What's that? I can't Hˆæˆ yæˆ...

@@@@@@æˆæˆæˆæˆ
@@@@æˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ
@@æˆæˆ(E-æˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ
@@@@æˆæˆæˆæˆæˆæˆ
@@@@@@æˆæˆæˆæˆ
@@@@@@@@æˆæˆæˆ@@@@Tanasinn...
@@@@@@@@@æˆæˆæ
@@@@@@@@@@æˆæ

868 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 20:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iÉl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Today's special is Tanasinn steææ.
_R .U@- Ƀm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ª„ª‚„ª‚„ª„ª‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S æˆæˆ@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

869 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:00

(EÍE) Grandpa, why did Rei open a diner in our living room?

870 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:05

( LƒÖ`) Must be all the traffic here. If you'd just learn to to close the damn door when you go through it, we'd have some PEACE AND QUIET in this thread.

871 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:18

( EƒÖE) I fell asleep after impersonating Beady Eyes. Dreamt somebody made me into a stew.

( EƒÖE) ...

( EƒÖE) I'm famished. What's for dinner?

872 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:25

(E-B`)';;ˆ Can I get some medical care plox?

873 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:04

(E-ˆæ)æˆ OH GOD IT'S HAˆæEˆæNG Aˆæˆæ

874 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:17

(EÍE) Grandpa, if our lawn were emo, would it cut itself?

875 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:32

( LƒÖ`) No Junior, if only out of spite for us.

876 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 23:35

( LƒÖ`) Junior, you been readin' that bash.org site again?

877 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 00:02

(EÍE) I saw it on Ebaumsworld!

878 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 05:34

( LƒÖ`) THATS IT, no more internet for you!

879 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 06:00

(EÍE) Who is going to ask you questions while I'm gone?

880 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 08:24

( LƒÖ`) Nobody, that's the beauty of it.

881 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 11:24

( E-E) Grandpa, why won't you take your pills?

882 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:01

( LƒÖ`) Clonepa, take that mask off.

883 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:04

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @ ¿
( LƒÖ)œc@(E-B)';;ˆ

884 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:34

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( EƒÖE) So that's where my mask was! I've been looking all over for it.

885 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:16

(E-B`)';;ˆ Just leave me my dignity.

(E-B`)';;ˆ ha ha ha ha ha

(E-B`)';;ˆ ow. being hilarious hurts.

886 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:20

(E-B`)';;ˆ argh

(x-x`)';;ˆ

887 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:37

( LƒÖ`) Be nice if she stayed dead this time.

888 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:45

( E-E) You bastards! You killed my sister!

889 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:48

( LƒÖ`) Right on cue.

890 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:03

( E-E) Can't really blame you, though. She was one annoying bitch.

( E-E) Was she trying to do that pills thing here? I hated that.

891 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:29

( E-E) I told her over and over that Amway was no way to make a living.

892 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:54

( E-E) Pills is a funny word, isn't it?

( E-E) Ha ha ha.

893 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:58

(E-B`)';;ˆ NO! The Pills routine is MINE!

(E-B`)';;ˆ Find your own gimmick, brother.

894 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 01:41

( E-E) Die Sis, Die!

( E-E) Sisters are so annoying. Why can't they be the sex-crazed vixens of Japanimation porn?

895 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 02:03

(@¥ิ-¥ิ) She was once. That's why I married her.

896 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 02:03

( E-E) You keep out of this, Dad.

897 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 03:23

( LƒÖ`) I want Junior back.

898 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 08:47

( E-E) To be honest, I have no clue who these people are, I'm just hoping that if I play along they'll go away.

899 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 10:15

( E-E) Grandpa, what was this thread like before I so artfully derailed it?

900 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 10:19

( LƒÖ`) It was funny in 900 different ways.

901 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 13:41

( E-E) And I ruined it?

902 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 13:42

( LƒÖ`) Yep.

903 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 13:42

( E-E) Sorry.

904 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 15:52

( LƒÖ`) Nah, I'm just shitting you. It sucked 900 different ways. Now it sucks 901 different ways.

905 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 15:54

( E-E) Not 905 ways?

906 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 16:04

( LƒÖ`) Don't flatter yourself.

907 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 16:04

( ˆêˆê) vagina

908 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 16:49

( E-E) Dentata

909 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 05:40

(EÍE) Grandpa, the thread appears to be approaching CRITICAL MASS. Should I break out the Mittens?

910 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 06:37

( LƒÖ`) No, we shall endure, just as you have endured your 40 hours of wanderings in the Desert of DQN.

911 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:02

(EÍE) By the Rivers of Babylon!

912 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:09

( E-E) Faggotry!
( EƒÖE) Tanasinn!
(@MƒnL) Evil!
(EÍE) Youth!
( LƒÖ`) ! What?

iœjĪªª²iœjWith your powers combined, I am Captain DQN!

913 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:19

( E-E) CUT! Grandpa forgot his line again. You're all supposed to shout "GO DQN!", and DQN-kun, it's "By your powers".

( LƒÖ`) What's my line though?

914 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 16:29

(EÍE) And where's Mittens?

915 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 16:37

( LƒÖ`) And who put Beady Eyes in charge?

( LƒÖ`) Isn't he dead? I remember beheading him twice.

916 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 20:57

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917 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 21:07

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918 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 21:58

( E-E) I would have thought that you of all people would know that nobody in these threads stays dead.

919 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 22:28

( LƒÖ`) damn those dragonballs

920 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 22:52

( E-E) hahahaha take your pills gra
( x-x)

921 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 23:03

( E-E) I'd just like to warn everybody in this THREAD that we're expected to receive a high retardation front. Thank you.

922 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 23:06

( LƒÖ`) No Beady eyes. You are the retards.

923 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 23:54

( E-E) I am n
( x-x)

924 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 00:26

( LƒÖ`) stare

( E-E)
( x-x)

925 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 00:41

( E-E) godda-
( x-x)

926 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 00:42

( LƒÖ`) Those hard resets suck, don't they? Maybe it's your video card.

927 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 14:14

( E-E) this i-
( x-x)

( E-E) is your f-
( x-x)

928 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 14:41

(EÍE) Maybe you should have taken your pills, Beady Eyes.

929 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 14:45

( E-E) ault, you o-
( x-x)

930 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 17:40

( LƒÖ`) Ha ha ha pills. That's pretty funny, Junior.

931 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 18:16

(EÍE) Thanks, Grandpa!

(EÍE) I'm working on a routine involving fire pants, but I'm not sure where to go with it yet.

932 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 18:18

( E-E) old fa-
( x-x)

933 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 18:34

( E-E) rt WILL THIS NEV
( x-x)

( E-E) ER END?!? Goddamn hi
( x-x)

( E-E) gh retardation f
( x-x)

( E-E) ront.
( x-x)

934 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 19:45

( LƒÖ`) Just stop trying to talk. It's irritating.

935 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 20:36

( x-x)

936 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 20:37

( E-E)

( E-E)

( E-E) So not talki
( x-x)

937 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 21:38

( E-E)

( E-E)

( E-E) oh this just SU
( x-x)

938 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5174 22:04

( E-E) cks
( x-x)

939 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 00:56

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940 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 10:48

( E-E) Don't look at me, Grandpa is the one running this stupid gimmick into the depths of the earth.

941 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 11:13

( LƒÖ`) Don't go blaming your actions on me, beady eyes. You know what? That's it.

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942 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 12:13

( E-E) But my gimmick is to blame everyone else for me ruining everything I participate in!

943 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 13:10

( E-E) But my gimmick is to blame everyone else for me ruining everything I participate in!

944 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 13:54

( E-E) But my gimmick is that I suck and have no friends and am not funny!

945 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 13:58

( LƒÖ`) That's not a gimmick. That's just the horrible truth.

946 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 15:15

( E-E)

( E-E)

( E-E) I hate y
( x-x)

947 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 19:11

iEÍEjGrandpa, why is the truth horrible?

948 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 19:48

( LƒÖ`) Not all truth is horrible, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) By the way, you've gotten fat.

949 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 19:58

( EƒÖE) Wait.. isn't that what I do? Why do we create characters that are just like other fucking characters?

950 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 20:15

( E-E) Because you're not unfunny enough to derail threads.

951 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 20:37

(( E-E) I'm really unfunny. Nobody likes me. Clonepa has a more engaging personality than I do.

952 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 20:58

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953 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 21:19

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954 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 22:18

( E-E) that's a lot of effort to say you dislike a collection of symbols on the internet

955 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 22:31

(( E-E) Not only am I funny, but I try as hard as I can to suck the funny out of any situation that didn't originally involve me.

956 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 01:32

(EÍE) Grandpa, the solution is to pretend Beady Eyes doesn't exist. ITT, it's just you and me. I ask questions, you answer. Nothing more, nothing less.

957 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 01:38

( LƒÖ`) I think we've tried that before. Anyways, pile on the questions. We've only got a short time left in this trainwreck of a thread.

958 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 01:47

(EÍE) Grandpa, whatever happened to Needler Hall?

959 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 01:48

( E-E) Grandpa, why is Junior such a fag?

960 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 02:37

( LƒÖ`) Needler Hall was torn down during the Senior Ditch Day riots of 2002, when the rabid leftist teachers tore the dormitory apart looking for their missing students. Their rage was caused by the fact that, while ditching, the Seniors temporarily had unrestricted access to information, and may have made their own decisions.

961 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 02:38

(EÍE) Wow. Grandpa, what was college like before the internet?

962 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 03:00

( LƒÖ`) We studied from books, Junior. You know what books are, don't you?

963 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 03:05

( E-E) You missed my question.

964 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 03:07

(EÍE) Nonvolatile storage mediums. Everyone should have a book!

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

965 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 03:08

( LƒÖ`) The stork brings them to moms and dads who recently fucked, Junior.

966 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 05:49

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's the coolest thing you ever did?

967 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 06:39

( E-E) Cramps was never cool.

968 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 08:23

( LƒÖ`) I once punched out a bear that was trying to put out my campfire, Junior.

969 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 08:29

(EÍE) Dude!

970 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 08:31

(EÍE) Grandpa, tell me about when you were in the war!

971 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 08:57

( LƒÖ`) Ah, yes. I was a tailgunner in the 987th Airborne. We were flying low and fast over Northumberland, being chased by Zeros and Shindens as we launched an all out attack on the NU alchemical factories. Turning lead into asbestos was a crime against God, Junior, and we were there to deliver Her wrath. I was shooting down waves of enemy planes, leaving a visible trail of spent shell casings pointing all the way back to our base in North Stygia.

972 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:03

( E-E) ...

( E-E) ...go on...

973 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:03

( EƒÖE) Hey guys!

974 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:05

(EÍE) Grandpa, what are your views on global warming? Teacher says its really scary and we should feel guilty for destroying the Earth.

975 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:07

( LƒÖ`) It's nonsense. The worst thing that could happen is that they would start growing wine grapes in England again, and those chowderheads would find some way to work mutton into it.

976 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:09

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's mutton?

977 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:09

( LƒÖ`) Tenderized sheep brains & gonads.

978 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 09:10

( E-E) I totally agree with you on that. Hooray for English swine!

979 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 11:07

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is the sky blue?

980 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 11:09

( LƒÖ`) It's God's favorite color. She told me so herself when we used to date.

981 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:01

( E-E) PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

982 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:02

(EÍE) Grandpa, why does the earth grow cold when sunspot activity is low?

983 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:06

( LƒÖ`) Oh, that's an easy one. The earth is always being bombarded by cosmic rays from all directions in space. Experiments have shown that cosmic rays can increase cloud formation, raising the earth's albedo and causing more of the sun's warmth to reflect back into space.

( LƒÖ`) However, the sun's magnetic fields are strong enough to deflect some of them away from us. When the sun is especially active, very few get through, and the earth retains more heat. A magnetically active sun is covered with sunspots, while a magnetically quiet one has few or even no sunspots. So you see, Junior, sunspots drive a significant portion of the earth's warming and cooling cycles.

984 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:09

(EÍE) But teacher said CO2 drives climate change.

( LƒÖ`) Your teacher's an idiot, Junior. Just like Al Gore and Bonnie Rait.

985 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:31

( E-E) yeah this thread has been hijacked by a bunch of goddamn manchildren

986 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:38

(EÍE) I like this thread a lot better now, Grandpa!

987 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:38

( LƒÖ`) So do I, Junior. So do I.

988 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:42

( ß ƒŽß) Me too! It's fun again.

( ß ƒŽß) I'll go over there and just listen from now on. This is your thread, not mine.

989 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 13:43

( LƒÖ`) Such a nice young girl.

990 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:42

(EÍE) Grandpa, will the Kzinti ever conquer mankind?

991 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:43

( LƒÖ`) Unlikely, Junior. They always attack before they're ready.

992 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 14:53

( E-E) I'll kill you for that, human!

993 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:00

(EÍE) Grandpa, who was "Kouyama Mitsuki-chan"?

994 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:01

( LƒÖ`) Just some fad. Her time came and went pretty quickly.

995 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:04

(EÍE) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

996 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:25

( LƒÖ`) Only the ones with Charlton Heston.

997 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:33

( E-E) somebody has got far too much goddamn time on their hands

998 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:34

( E-E) it's stupid as hell

999 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:34

( E-E) but two can play at this game

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