( LƒÖ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.
( LƒÖ`) Only if you intend to sell 'em, Junior.
( E-E) Oh, so NOW the pills gag is funny?
( LƒÖ`) Go climb a wall of gibbelsigs.
( E-E) but those things are all squishy and gross!
( LƒÖ`) Do it anyway, faggot.
(||L„tM) Do what he says, son, he's your mother afterall.
(EÍE) You always were senial, Great Grandma.
( E-E) You don't pay much attention in school, do you?
( LƒÖ`) The gibbelsig wall is right over there waiting for you.
(EÍE) Yeah! Up against the wall, Beady Eyes!
( E-E) Holy Frijoles! The peasantos are revolting!
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( LƒÖ`) "Peasantos"?
( E-E) I'm spanish. Fuck you.
( LƒÖ`) They why don't you say "Taik yor PEELS Senyore!"
( E-E) Because im not DUMB spanish.
( LƒÖ`) ...
( LƒÖ`) El Stupido.
(EÍE) Hey Quicksdraw!
( E-E) Wake up junior.
( LƒÖ`) And we're back to that.
( LƒÖ`) You firing your writers was a bad mistake. Without them, you're hopeless.
( LƒÖ`) You got that? You-o Hopeless-o!
( E-E) My writers wern't paid, I just threatened them with death.
( E-E) And I killed them recently.
( E-E) Just like youll do to everyone if you dont take your pills.
(EÍE) I flushed his pills down the toilet, just like he asked.
( E-E) Well, at least now the toilet isn't going to be killing anyone.
( LƒÖ`) Yeah, you're just killing the thread.
( E-E) Are you stupid, old man? DQN has been dead for at least a year! Stuff your thread!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what were Grandpa threads like before this beady eyed little pill pushing ladyboy rabbit thing appeared and got so annoying?
( L-`) It was a boring place with nothing but a grouchy old self-important grandfag like me answering stupid questions asked by his retarded sexually confused grandson who ironaically enough doesn't have the balls to ask Mittens out.
( LƒÖ`) Damn it all. I forgot about Clonepa II.
( E-`) Huh? There's a Clonepa II?
( L-`) Get out of here, I'm the new crapass in town.
i ¥ƒÖ¥jYou couldn't crapass your way out of a paper bag.
( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Clonepa.
(EÍE) Granpda, I'm going to ask Mittens out. And then assrape her like you always did to me.
( LƒÖ`) That is not a pleasant image, Junior.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Hay guys whats going on in this thread
( ß ƒŽß) I brought you all mittens!
<˜¤MÍL> Did some one say my name, Nida?
i@MƒnLjHello, it seems every one is at grandpa's
Ð*L°MÐ Security here, nya.
Ð*ß°ß) It's been a long time, Grandpa.
(*ß°ß) It's been a while for me too!
(L¥ƒÖ¥) Shobon
( Ü-Ü) Did everyone miss me?
( ß ƒŽE) Did you get gloves too?
( ߃Žß) AND SOCKS, DON'T FORGET SOCKS!
( LƒÖ`) .... bye.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, this is terrible! The Holy Roman Emperor is dead!
Who could have infected him with Tanasiæˆæ
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( E-E) Also, due to the fact that you guys went overbudget, we've had to make certain cutbacks in "secondary resources" such as links. But that's beside the point, the point is GO HOME!
(EÍE) Grandpa, that crazy homeless Mexican is ranting again.
( LƒÖ`) Give him soup, that should keep him away for a few days.
Ð*L°MÐ No, I mean not okay, nya. You're the one who needs to be escorted, Beady Eyes, nya.
( E-E) But I don't want to be escorted.
( LƒÖ`) Look, if your feelings mattered, everybody's feelings would matter. You don't want that, do you?
( E-E) butbutbut
( E-E) Depends on the escort service. I don't want an ugly hag like Mittens wrapping her mittens around me.
( LƒÖ`) Who's face is in the thread title? Yours?
( E-E) Yes.
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[Part X] (EÍE) Grandpa [Legendary]
( E-E) Very well then, it seems you've consigned yourself to some sort of existentialist hell.
( E-E) And I'm Spanish, not Mexican. A chi wa wa.
(EÍE) Grandpa, is Beady Eyes a dog or a rabbit?
( LƒÖ`) A rabbit. Why do you ask?
(EÍE) He just said he's a chihuahua.
( LƒÖ`) Well, he is quite the anklebiter.
( E-E) Take your pills!
( E-E) PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION
( E-E) GOD I'M SO LONELY NOBODY LIKES ME
( LƒÖ`) Take that mask off, Clonepa.
(( E-E) But I'm not done making fun of him yet.
(( E-E) I'm Beady Gonzalez!
( ß-ß) That's not funny. Grandpa took his finger out of my ass for a second and whoosh there the little critter was burrowing up my hole.
( ß-ß) And the skidmarks he left when he sped off, oi oi.
( ߃Žß) But he forgot his mittens inside!
( ß -ß) Socks, that is a terrible impression.
(EÍE) Grandpa, why do we have to hide from the police?
( LƒÖ`) You mean you need to run. I know the police, I go drinkin' with them sometimes.
( LƒÖ`) hic y'see THATS theproblem wit u junoir, er just..sittn' here, askin questions wehn you should be out..DRINKIN' with ur friends!!! but yknow what, y' don't GOT ANY, DO YOU?!
(EÍE) Grandpa, you're supposed to say "Because we use vi son, they use emacs."
( LƒÖ`) What th' hell are you blabberin' 'bout, boy?
( ß ƒŽß) I use mittens!
( E-E) I find Clonepa's behavior offensive.
(( E-E) Also, I grow coffee beans.
( E-E) Quit it.
(( E-E) Whoops. Siesta time!
(( ---) el snoro
( E-E) El Maco! I shall eat it.
( E{( ---) NomNomNom
( E{ƒÖE) Hey, cut it out!
( E{œ ( ˃ƒÖ˂) You forced me to defend myself!
( E{œ) ugh
( E-E) -gulk-
( E-E) I think I'm going to be sick.
(( E-E) Don't you mean "el sicko"?
( E-E) I reserve that for otaku who think cute is not pedo.
( LƒÖ`) I find your behavior quite offensive too, beady.
( ß ƒŽß) I'm cute as a mitten! Don't you agree Grandpa?
( LƒÖ`) After a few beers, yes, I do.
( E-E) Speaking of mittens, I borrowed a few from you to serve as "newspaper" for the Clonepas, Mittens. I hope you don't mind.