[Part X] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

801 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:07

@‶@ϊW 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@‚e@@‚n@@‚d
@ ‡‶@@@@

802 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:09

@‶@ϊW 
ƒ~@ „D œc@@‚e@@@@‚n@@@@‚d
@ ‡‶@@@@

803 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:16

@‶ζˆ 
ƒ~ζˆζˆœc@‚eζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@ ζ‶@

804 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 05:23

@@ @ @ @ @r]€@@ __ __
@@ @ @@ ^@@PMR@/
@@@@@ // /@@@A@V}
@@@@@ N˜ΈΨƒnRƒn@iΚ
@@@@@ / ic„@ƒc| ‚Œ|²r@@YAHO! The tanasinn has killed ‚e‚n‚dI
@ @ @@‚ρ‚ց@iP!@ɘΈj@@@800‚f‚d‚s ! !
@@@@@@ /άYά`RR.

805 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 06:58

i@MƒnLj Enthusiasm is a virtue.

806 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 07:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, this is terrible! The Holy Roman Emperor is dead!
Who could have infected him with Tanasiζˆζ

807 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 10:51

|ƒΦ`) Don't know, don't care.

|œc bye!

808 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 15:45

( E-E) Actually, the show's been over since >108 . Why are all of you guys sticking around, anyway? Get off the set! We've gotta have this clean for when the studio decides to do something with it. Quit shuffling around and go home, already! There's nothing to see here but props, garbage and teamsters! THE SHOW IS OVER, PEOPLE!

809 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 15:47

( E-E) Also, due to the fact that you guys went overbudget, we've had to make certain cutbacks in "secondary resources" such as links. But that's beside the point, the point is GO HOME!

810 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:10

(EΝE) Grandpa, that crazy homeless Mexican is ranting again.

811 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:22

( LƒΦ`) Give him soup, that should keep him away for a few days.

812 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 16:46

( E-E) I don't have time for this. GUARDS!

@ @ΘΘ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Φ-Ν
@@(,,߁[ί)@@(@߁Νί)@@ Π*L°MΠ Yes, nya?
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•Ι

( E-E) Escort Grandpa and his retinue from the set.

@ @ΘΘ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Φ-Ν
@@(,,߁[ί)@@(@߁Νί)@@ Π*L°MΠ O.K, nya.
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•Ι

813 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:37

Π*L°MΠ No, I mean not okay, nya. You're the one who needs to be escorted, Beady Eyes, nya.

814 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:45

( E-E) But I don't want to be escorted.

815 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:47

( LƒΦ`) Look, if your feelings mattered, everybody's feelings would matter. You don't want that, do you?

816 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:53

( E-E) butbutbut

817 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:55

( E-E) Depends on the escort service. I don't want an ugly hag like Mittens wrapping her mittens around me.

818 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:16

( LƒΦ`) Who's face is in the thread title? Yours?

819 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:17

( E-E) Yes.

820 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj Sorry, we're all out of escorts.
i @˜§-]@|! i
_R .U@- Ιƒm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ REI'S CALL GIRLS@@ ==
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821 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:51

[Part X] (EΝE) Grandpa [Legendary]

822 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:53

( E-E) Very well then, it seems you've consigned yourself to some sort of existentialist hell.

823 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 20:55

( E-E) And I'm Spanish, not Mexican. A chi wa wa.

824 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:01

(EΝE) Grandpa, is Beady Eyes a dog or a rabbit?

825 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:15

( LƒΦ`) A rabbit. Why do you ask?

826 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:26

(EΝE) He just said he's a chihuahua.

827 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:27

( LƒΦ`) Well, he is quite the anklebiter.

828 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 21:55

( E-E) Take your pills!

( E-E) PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION

( E-E) GOD I'M SO LONELY NOBODY LIKES ME

829 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 22:19

( LƒΦ`) Take that mask off, Clonepa.

830 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 22:50

(( E-E) But I'm not done making fun of him yet.

831 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 23:48

(( E-E) I'm Beady Gonzalez!

832 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 01:03

( ί-ί) That's not funny. Grandpa took his finger out of my ass for a second and whoosh there the little critter was burrowing up my hole.

( ί-ί) And the skidmarks he left when he sped off, oi oi.

( ίƒŽί) But he forgot his mittens inside!

833 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 02:03

( ί -ί) Socks, that is a terrible impression.

834 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 03:19

( ί °E) How about we sing a song instead!

( ί ƒŽE) Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
@@@@ Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
@@@@ For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
@@@@ But we hope in a short time to see you again!

( ί ƒŽE) We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
@@@@ We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea!
@@@@ Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
@@@@ From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues!

835 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 07:13

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do we have to hide from the police?

836 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 07:40

( LƒΦ`) You mean you need to run. I know the police, I go drinkin' with them sometimes.

( LƒΦ`) hic y'see THATS theproblem wit u junoir, er just..sittn' here, askin questions wehn you should be out..DRINKIN' with ur friends!!! but yknow what, y' don't GOT ANY, DO YOU?!

837 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 11:48

(EΝE) Grandpa, you're supposed to say "Because we use vi son, they use emacs."

838 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 12:53

( LƒΦ`) What th' hell are you blabberin' 'bout, boy?

839 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 12:59

( ί ƒŽί) I use mittens!

840 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 14:02

( E-E) I find Clonepa's behavior offensive.

(( E-E) Also, I grow coffee beans.

( E-E) Quit it.

841 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 16:34

(( E-E) Whoops. Siesta time!

(( ---) el snoro

842 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 18:33

( E-E) El Maco! I shall eat it.

( E{( ---) NomNomNom

( E{ƒΦE) Hey, cut it out!

843 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:15

( E{œ ( ˃ƒΦ˂) You forced me to defend myself!

( E{œ) ugh

( E-E) -gulk-

( E-E) I think I'm going to be sick.

844 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:16

(( E-E) Don't you mean "el sicko"?

845 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:29

( E-E) I reserve that for otaku who think cute is not pedo.

846 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 05:59

( LƒΦ`) I find your behavior quite offensive too, beady.

847 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 09:09

( ί ƒŽί) I'm cute as a mitten! Don't you agree Grandpa?

848 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 14:18

( LƒΦ`) After a few beers, yes, I do.

849 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 16:42

( E-E) Speaking of mittens, I borrowed a few from you to serve as "newspaper" for the Clonepas, Mittens. I hope you don't mind.

850 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:02

( LƒΦ`) Why don't you just hush up until you think of something that's actually funny?

851 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:20

( E-E) Why don't you shut up and die already, you old faggot?

852 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:21

( LƒΦ`) Don't talk to me like that, you beady eye... beady eye... aaaagh, my heart...

( XƒΦX)

853 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 19:44

RIP ( LƒΦ`) 1993-09-5169

854 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 20:06

(;Ν;) GRANDPAAAA!!!

( LƒΦ`) Huh? What?

(EΝE) Oh, you're alive (damn). Thought you died.

( LƒΦ`) Yeah, that happens sometimes.

855 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:04

( E-E) You're such a tease.

856 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:12

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@ iLƒΦ`@j @EEE
Ώ_Ώ@(@@@@O=|“ρΜ
(E-E ) b b b
(ΏΏ) i__.iQ_j

857 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:12

@@@@@@@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@@@fwip!@ iLƒΦ`@j @
iE-B`jƒΔ';;ˆ ƒ~i‚Β„΄„ͺ‚Β
@@';;ˆ';;@ ';;ˆ@ b b b
@@(ΏΏ)@@@@ i__.iQ_j

858 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Today's special is rabbit stew.
_R .U@- Ιƒm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

859 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 00:06

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@iill L„DMjWorst stew ever! Blarrrgh...
@@@@Ι ‚Β!;:i;l ‘߁E
@@@‚Ζ_Qji:;l|;:;::;:::½
@@@@Ό;::;.,.';;;;'::.:.;::.½

860 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 07:55

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@iill L„DMjOh god, I feel something big coming up...
@@@@Ι ‚Β!;:i;l ‘߁E
@@@‚Ζ_Qji:;l|;:;::;:::½
@@@@Ό;::;.,.';;;;'::.:.;::.½

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@iill L„DMjBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
@@@@Ι ‚Β!;:i;l ‘߁E
@@@‚Ζ_Qj( E-E) Freedom!!!
@@@@@@@(ΏΏ)
@@@@

861 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 08:12

(E-E ) My ears, plox.
(ΏΏ)

862 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 08:41

@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@iill L„DMjJust a sec...... BWAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGLL!!!
@@@@Ι ‚Β!;:i;l ‘߁E
@@@‚Ζ_QjΏ_Ώ
@@@@@@@( E-E) Thank... you...
@@@@@@@(ΏΏ)

863 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:05

@@@@@@@@@@ ΘQΘ
@@@@@@fwip!@ iLƒΦ`@j @
iE-B`jƒΔ';;ˆ ƒ~i‚Β„΄„ͺ‚Β
@@';;ˆ';;@ ';;ˆ@ b b b
@@(ΏΏ)@@@@ i__.iQ_j

(E-B`)';;ˆ goddammit.

864 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:11

( LƒΦ`) Cleanup in Isle >>863, please.

865 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 13:34

(E-B`)';;ˆ If you'd just take your pills, you wouldn't be hallucinating about killing me all the time.

(E-B`)';;ˆ Why does my neck itch so damn much? I hate this.

866 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 15:00

( ά-ά) Nobody's hallucinating but you, el moron.

867 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 15:48

(E-B`)ˆˆ What's that? I can't Hˆζˆ yζˆ...

@@@@@@ζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@@@@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@@ζˆζˆ(E-ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@@@@ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@@@@@@ζˆζˆζˆζˆ
@@@@@@@@ζˆζˆζˆ@@@@Tanasinn...
@@@@@@@@@ζˆζˆζ
@@@@@@@@@@ζˆζ

868 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 20:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Today's special is Tanasinn steζζ.
_R .U@- Ιƒm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S ζˆζˆ@@ @==
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869 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:00

(EΝE) Grandpa, why did Rei open a diner in our living room?

870 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:05

( LƒΦ`) Must be all the traffic here. If you'd just learn to to close the damn door when you go through it, we'd have some PEACE AND QUIET in this thread.

871 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:18

( EƒΦE) I fell asleep after impersonating Beady Eyes. Dreamt somebody made me into a stew.

( EƒΦE) ...

( EƒΦE) I'm famished. What's for dinner?

872 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 21:25

(E-B`)';;ˆ Can I get some medical care plox?

873 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:04

(E-ˆζ)ζˆ OH GOD IT'S HAˆζEˆζNG Aˆζˆζ

874 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, if our lawn were emo, would it cut itself?

875 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 22:32

( LƒΦ`) No Junior, if only out of spite for us.

876 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5170 23:35

( LƒΦ`) Junior, you been readin' that bash.org site again?

877 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 00:02

(EΝE) I saw it on Ebaumsworld!

878 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 05:34

( LƒΦ`) THATS IT, no more internet for you!

879 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 06:00

(EΝE) Who is going to ask you questions while I'm gone?

880 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 08:24

( LƒΦ`) Nobody, that's the beauty of it.

881 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 11:24

( E-E) Grandpa, why won't you take your pills?

882 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:01

( LƒΦ`) Clonepa, take that mask off.

883 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:04

@@ ( E-E)
@ _ @ Ώ
( LƒΦ)œc@(E-B)';;ˆ

884 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 12:34

|ƒΦE)

( EƒΦE) So that's where my mask was! I've been looking all over for it.

885 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:16

(E-B`)';;ˆ Just leave me my dignity.

(E-B`)';;ˆ ha ha ha ha ha

(E-B`)';;ˆ ow. being hilarious hurts.

886 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 15:20

(E-B`)';;ˆ argh

(x-x`)';;ˆ

887 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:37

( LƒΦ`) Be nice if she stayed dead this time.

888 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:45

( E-E) You bastards! You killed my sister!

889 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 16:48

( LƒΦ`) Right on cue.

890 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:03

( E-E) Can't really blame you, though. She was one annoying bitch.

( E-E) Was she trying to do that pills thing here? I hated that.

891 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:29

( E-E) I told her over and over that Amway was no way to make a living.

892 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:54

( E-E) Pills is a funny word, isn't it?

( E-E) Ha ha ha.

893 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 19:58

(E-B`)';;ˆ NO! The Pills routine is MINE!

(E-B`)';;ˆ Find your own gimmick, brother.

894 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 01:41

( E-E) Die Sis, Die!

( E-E) Sisters are so annoying. Why can't they be the sex-crazed vixens of Japanimation porn?

895 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 02:03

(@₯ิ-₯ิ) She was once. That's why I married her.

896 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 02:03

( E-E) You keep out of this, Dad.

897 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 03:23

( LƒΦ`) I want Junior back.

898 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 08:47

( E-E) To be honest, I have no clue who these people are, I'm just hoping that if I play along they'll go away.

899 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 10:15

( E-E) Grandpa, what was this thread like before I so artfully derailed it?

900 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5172 10:19

( LƒΦ`) It was funny in 900 different ways.

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