I am going to Japan! (29)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 08:08

I have decided to make something of my life so I sold some stuff and bought a ticket to Tokyo for next week.

What should I do to prepare guys?

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 08:37

grind untill you can take indonesia easily

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 10:07

Hey! Just because I am a loser does not mean I play WoW or anything of the sort!

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 13:06

What are you going to do in Tokyo once you are arrived there -.-?

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 17:53

Prepare to have your wallet sucked dry.
Prepare to recieve bukkake.
Prepare to be hated by the majority of people.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 22:41

It's better to have a job before you go ( ´_`) desu ne?

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 03:10

>( ´_`) desu ne

those are not english words why did you say them

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 03:51

>>7
sssssssssss

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 05:48

Why did you not go to someplace trendy?

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 07:15

>>5
I'm gonna have to disagree. I was in Tokyo for 2 weeks and aslong as you take some time to plan things out and explore you can spend very little money. Weather or not your hated really depends on the area your in and the places you go to. As for the bukkake bring goggles.

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 09:09

>>6

In Japan there is no unemployment for it is a perfect country. I will instantly get a good job because that's how it works over there.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 12:49

>>11 A job gutting fish for the equivalent of $3/hour.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 12:53

>>11

Do you have any special qualifications to begin with? -.-

If not you can join those "offline-meetings" to free yourself with Carbon-Monoxide ;=)

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 13:09

Pack a sandwich and a thermos of tear, dear.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5099 18:34

>>12

But it's Japanese fish so that's okay.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:07

>>15 Fish are too stupid to form nations. That is why it is called "International waters."

17 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 15:14

>>15 likes guttin Japanese

18 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:44

(´^ิω＾ิ)

19 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 01:34

Get ready to learn that Japanese girls are not automatically attracted to gaijin, especially if their hygiene sucks.

20 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 01:38

>>19

But if you're a nigra they'll all think you have a biggu dikku.

21 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 01:42

>>20 They'll gag on you odor before they can even try to fit their mouth around the nigra cock.

22 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 02:38

Watch out for random kancho attempts. Also, if you find out what The Octopus is, please let us know!

23 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 04:42

make a pig model out of half the clay and and then make another model but make it a cow and then have them do it so ull be fucking a pig and a cow at the same time......FUCK A PIG!!!!

24 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 04:43

FUCK A PIG!!!!

25 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 17:12

Stupid forced meme is stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.

26 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 18:48

>>25 that applies to all of them, you know.

27 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 02:41

>>22 Can you buy a special form of underwear that stops the kancho?

28 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5124 07:07

>>27-kun, the only way to stop the kancho is to already have something lodged up your anus. Get a Sharpie ready before you go to Japan.

>>22, also, along with The Octopus, I'd also like to know what The Nookie is!

29 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:59

Don't get run over by the Nissan Skyline GT-R. Those things are fast!

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