Please choke on a bagel (63)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 22:20

Google finds many hits for the phrase "choke on a bagel", but none using the magic word -- "please".

14 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 11:29

Please choke on my bagel.

15 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 13:51

Please choke on a hemp rope.

16 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5130 19:27

Please choke on me, Fagel.

17 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 21:16

Please help, dr. Vogel is choking.

18 Name: Insert nothing here : 1993-09-5130 23:39

Please choke my bagel.

19 Name: Insert bagel here : 1993-09-5131 12:10

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5131 19:26

Please choke on my deagle.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5131 21:18

Please check out my VW.

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5131 22:27

Please turn this bagel around.

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 01:10

Please don't bogart the bagels.

24 Name: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-5132 01:44

Please poke Trudy Weigel.

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 02:28

Please smoke this bagel.

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 02:46

Please locate your navel.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 03:34

Please probe my anal.

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 22:09

Please choose one lane.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 23:05

Please chew sugar cane.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 00:36

Please smoke on a manhole.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5133 23:51

Please cook me a rottweiler.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 03:35

Please execute a piledriver.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 04:05

Please vote Chuck Hagel.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 11:55

Please drive a Buick Regal.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 11:56

Please bribe a minor official.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 16:54

Please find something that rhymes with orange.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 17:14

>>36
Done.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 18:18

>>36 lozenge.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:20

>>38
Only if you have an orange or a lozenge stuck in your throat.

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:24

Please get back on topic.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5134 20:25

Please choke on a lozenge.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5135 23:41

Please remove that pedestal.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 03:51

Please [verb] [preposition] [article] [noun]

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 08:09

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 11:58

Please hock a loogie.

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 12:19

Please choke on a seagull.

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 13:19

Please suck off my beagle.

48 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-5137 16:17

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "please choke on a bagel".

49 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 16:38

Please vote for Chuck Hagel.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 17:09

Please stroke off Chuck Hagel.

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 23:15

Jeez whats wrong with Mabel?

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 00:26

Please shit on the glass table.

53 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5138 06:09

Please read me this fable.

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 10:41

Please kick this chicken.

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 10:55

Please, get to lickin'.

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 16:16

Cease toking, my angel.

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 16:40

Stock Broking, my CPA

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 16:24

She croaked, Madeleine L'Engle.

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 16:31

Read most of that Hegel (book).

60 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5146 18:33

Please do all your kegels.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5146 18:40

Please draw up a Nagel.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 00:47

Please bag an artichoke.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 03:40

Please buy me an oppai ball to poke

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