A distinct lack of privacy (8)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 08:02

Why does my cat feel the urge to come in the bathroom and stare at me forlornly everytime I take a shit?

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 09:45

I don't know about that, >>1, but could you at least have the decency to close the door when you are conducting gentlemen's business?

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 09:53

>>1
How else would the camera secretly installed in its head project your defecation onto the internet?

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5135 23:47

I thought feces projection upon the internet happened with a keyboard.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 03:07

>>4
A self-confirming hypothesis.

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 07:16

And now the same cat is sitting in my lap. Surely he knows I shit from that lap.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 10:11

>>5
One could go as far as to describe it as self-reinforcing.

8 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5141 07:45

Because you never sleep with it anymore. IT HAS NEEDS TOO, DAMN IT!

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