[Cooking] ITT we make a Ham Smash 'Em Up [Delicious] (22)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 14:20

The purpose of this thread is to create a "Ham Smash 'Em Up." (http://buttersafe.com/2007/10/18/ham-smash-em-up/)

>>1,4-9 decide on ingredients and quantities
>>13-18 decide on directions

Ingredient 1 is 2 lb. of ham.

2 Name: vegan dude : 1993-09-5161 15:43

This sucks. We should do a Tofu Smash-'Em-Up.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 15:53

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 15:54

BikeCat

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 18:00

>>4 is a nida

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 19:29

One Fancy Hearing Cake

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 19:47

one ham smash 'em up

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 19:48

>>7 Dude, that's one recursive sammich!

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 19:48

Shitty textured tofu protein substitute

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 20:10

Put the lime in the coacoanut, and shake it all up.

11 Name: 18th level vegan : 1993-09-5161 21:40

I only eat bacteria and clay chips.

12 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5161 21:47

　

13 Name: sage : 1993-09-5161 22:13

sage

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 22:17

HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY

15 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5161 23:00

put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5161 23:29

Say "bumsex" 4 times

17 Name: Anonymous!E90LKeZvx2 : 1993-09-5161 23:58

Pew pew

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 00:13

Kick it until it explodes.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 00:14

Run away screaming, "FIR!"

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 00:23

Ham Smash 'Em Up

Ingredients:
2 lb. of ham
One BikeCat
One >>4 (in nida form)
One Fancy Hearing Cake
One Ham Smash 'Em Up (or any other recursive sandwich)
One dude
9 oz. shitty textured tofu protein substitute

Directions: HAMMER each INGREDIENT with your FIST OF RAGING FURY going "pew pew", then put the ham smash em up in the Fancy Hearing Cake. Say "bumsex" four times. Kick it until it explodes. Once the area is safe to return to, garnish with sage and enjoy.

21 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5162 01:14

>>18 should have been repeat

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5162 18:37

OK, I emailed buttersafe. Thanks for the delicious recipe. I made it for breakfast this morning.

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