[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:51

(・∀・) Hi, Grandpa!

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:53

( ´ω`) Did you remember to lock the front door this time, Junior?

(・∀・) I sure did, Grandpa!

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:10

( ・-・) ...and we can place all the manchildren in this thread. knock yourselves out, kids

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "sour grapes" mean?

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:15

(( ´ω`) It means I make a face like I've eaten sour grapes whenever Beady Eyes derails my threads.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:15

( ´ω`) It refers to the emotional state of an immature person who didn't get his or her way.

( ´ω`) I think we all know someone like that.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:16

(・∀・) Someone like >>6, perhaps?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:18

((( ´ω`) Unf unf unf

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:32

( ・-・) Also someone like >>1-3

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:36

( ・-・) let's have an INTERNET FIGHT oh yeah!!!! time to totally enforce MY WILL on these INTERNET CRETINS

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:47

( ´ω`) It's our thread you crybaby.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:10

( ・-・) yes we must keep it PURE the mudfolk must not be allowed to infiltrate it!!! keep those of bastard ASCII out!

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:13

( ・-・) keep it pure people!!! this is SERIOUS!!! INTERNET CLASS SERIOUS!!!

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:14

( ・-・) PURE PURE PURE PURE PURILE PURE PURE PURE PURE

( ・-・) I'm really offended that a thread would want to stick to its topic instead of including me doing whatever the holy fuck I want to do THAT MAKES ME MAD

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:18

( ´ω`) I'm more curious than anything else, but is there a punch line you're working towards here, or are you just having a tantrum?

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:23

( ・-・) if you can't see the fun in this then you're pretty stupid tbqh

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:02

( ´ω`) Alright. The next ten posts are all yours. Knock our socks off, daddyo.

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:06

( ・-・) nah that defeats the entire point

( ・-・) stop putting so much goddamned emphasis on structure and rules and shit because seriously this place is getting retarded

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:07

( ・-・) in before spam for the next 8 posts screaming "PILLS" because original thought is the enemy

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:24

( ´ω`) Oh, I get it. You're 12 years old! Fight the power, little kid!!

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:24

( `ハ´) How's the thread going? A well as you had hoped?

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:58

( ・-・) i hate structure because im to imature lulz

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:12

( ・-・) look at how stupid you are

( ・-・) lets all take the internet real serious now

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:14

( ・-・) no i cant come down mom i gotta "zing" this guy pretty good with an "iceburn"

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:16

( ・-・) its pretty tough u wouldnt last 10 seconds in the savage arena of DQN

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:41

( ・-・) lol im a hero lol

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:47

( ・-・) a internet warrior with a big penis

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:53

( ・-・) grandpa this is a terrible flamewar

( ・-・) one neither of us can win

( ・-・) those still posting will envy the pwnd

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:59

( ・-・) i use the word pwnd

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 20:01

(・∀・)Grandpa, just how old are you?

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 21:31

( ・-・) no no junior youve got to weigh in on this internet matter of unsurpassed seriousness the future of all grandpa threads depends on the outcome of this one battle!!!!!!!

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 21:45

(・∀・) What battle? I thought you were just being a dork.

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 00:35

( ・-・) this is a holy thing i do

( ・-・) by deliberately not following the stupid restrictive pattern of the thread i show how superior i am to all you sheeple

( ・-・) i drive a scion you know

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 04:07

( ´ω`) It's rude to ask about people's age, Junior.

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 06:52

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37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 07:33

( ´ω`) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 08:10

(・∀・) >>34 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball!

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:52

( ・-・) i thought we were all roleplaying like good little faggots

( ・-・) seriously look how stupid you are

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:55

( ・-・) i still can't come down mom i gotta tell these guys on the internet who've been SHITTING UP MY GODDAMN THREAD to kill themselves! it's a pride thing, you wouldnt understand!!! my online reputation is at stake here!!!!!

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:57

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:01

( ・-・) seriously look how stupid a little fagbaby who can't even find the shift key or any of the punctuation keys says you are

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:03

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that i'm by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. I should stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of my meaningless fucking life.

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:21

( ´ω`) Whassamatter kid, get banned from /b/ for being too useless even for them? Rules of /b/ too restrictive for you now? Poor baby.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:37

( ・-・) I got banned from /vip/ if that's what you're asking. They didn't appreciate my ascii porn of Grandpa.

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:42

( ・-・) mom i gotta defend the honor of GRANDPA you know THE GRANPDA and his threads also i have to flail widly at this guy on the internet!!!!

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:43

( ・-・) it's a MAN thing... u wuldnt understand!!!

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:44

( ・-・) grandpa you know as well as i do a house divided against itself cannot stand

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:48

( ・-・) god bless and protect every little fagbaby

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:52

( ・-・) in the new millenium the duels will be fought not on earth, not in space, but on THE INTERNET

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:59

( ・-・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:04

( ´ω`) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:46

(・∀・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:46

(・∀・) Is this the Grandpa thread or not? I can't tell anymore.

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:47

( ^ω^) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:47

(・∀・) >>53 Jinx!

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:50

( ・ω・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) I was just reading all your posts and holy shit are you guys idiots

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:48

( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:57

( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:59

( ・-・) holy shit do i have an undeserved feeling of superiority

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 17:49

( ´ω`) Holy shit I was just ∵∴∵∴ T∵∴A∵NA∴ Junior I think∴

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63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 01:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, should we just start over in a new thread and leave this one to rot?

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 02:43

( ´ω`) What, now that we're finally back on track?

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 02:44

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66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 04:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you speaking in that creepy, gravelly voice?

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:08

( ´ω`) All this has been posted before.

( ´ω`) And all this will be posted again...

( ´ω`) Again...

( ´ω`) again...

( ´ω`) again....

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why haven't the 4channers gone back to 4chan yet? They're breaking the seven posters rule.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:55

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70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 14:33

( ´ω`) They'll get bored and gb2 /b/ when they finally realize that this isn't an imageboard, Junior.

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is global warming a bad thing?

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:41

( ´ω`) It would lead to reduced food prices due to excessive crop growth, Junior.

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 22:36

(・∀・) Then it's okay if I fart in this room now?

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 00:18

( ・-・) oh fart jokes thats orignal

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 02:07

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. Fart your little brains out.

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:07

(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!

(・∀・) (poot)

(・∀・) What a relief!

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:17

(・∀・) Did we get reduced food prices now?

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 06:39

( ´ω`) No, and you're buying me lunch tomorrow because I lost my appetite right now.

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 11:33

(・∀・) Hope you like Happy Meals, Grandpa.

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:30

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82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:43

( ´ω`) The AA Bar is over that way.

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:19

( ・-・) I agree, that's an AA-cup.

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what killed the dinosaurs?

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:28

( ´ω`) Soccer Moms, SUVs and the Nucleo-Industrial Deathglomerates, my boy.

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:29

( ・-・) Yay for smilfs driving nucular SUVs!!! Women can't drive worth shit but that only makes 'em masters at causing mass extinction events.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I find a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:44

( ´ω`) At Ame's Guns. They aim to please!

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 23:03

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone Elder Scrolls: Oblivion a potatohead?

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:52

( ´ω`) The internets is run on potatoes Junior

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by the above delicious flat chest?

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:05

( ´ω`) No. Stop quoting stupid 4chan catchphrases or you're grounded.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by your authoritarian nature?

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:31

( ´ω`) We run a family website here. It's not okay to be aroused by anything.

( ´ω`) Just for future reference, nobody cares if you have an erection. Nobody.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:43

(・∀・) God cares!

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 09:03

( ´ω`) God doesn't exist. There is only Grandpa.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:32

(・∀・) Whoa!

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:35

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99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:48

( ・-・) I just realized that a whole page went by without me shitting it up.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:50

(・∀・) But what about Tom Cruise, Grandpa?

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