[Part XI] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( ´ω`) Hello, kids!

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:51

(・∀・) Hi, Grandpa!

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:53

( ´ω`) Did you remember to lock the front door this time, Junior?

(・∀・) I sure did, Grandpa!

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:10

( ・-・) ...and we can place all the manchildren in this thread. knock yourselves out, kids

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "sour grapes" mean?

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:15

(( ´ω`) It means I make a face like I've eaten sour grapes whenever Beady Eyes derails my threads.

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:15

( ´ω`) It refers to the emotional state of an immature person who didn't get his or her way.

( ´ω`) I think we all know someone like that.

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:16

(・∀・) Someone like >>6, perhaps?

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:18

((( ´ω`) Unf unf unf

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:32

( ・-・) Also someone like >>1-3

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:36

( ・-・) let's have an INTERNET FIGHT oh yeah!!!! time to totally enforce MY WILL on these INTERNET CRETINS

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 16:47

( ´ω`) It's our thread you crybaby.

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:10

( ・-・) yes we must keep it PURE the mudfolk must not be allowed to infiltrate it!!! keep those of bastard ASCII out!

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:13

( ・-・) keep it pure people!!! this is SERIOUS!!! INTERNET CLASS SERIOUS!!!

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:14

( ・-・) PURE PURE PURE PURE PURILE PURE PURE PURE PURE

( ・-・) I'm really offended that a thread would want to stick to its topic instead of including me doing whatever the holy fuck I want to do THAT MAKES ME MAD

16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:18

( ´ω`) I'm more curious than anything else, but is there a punch line you're working towards here, or are you just having a tantrum?

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 17:23

( ・-・) if you can't see the fun in this then you're pretty stupid tbqh

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:02

( ´ω`) Alright. The next ten posts are all yours. Knock our socks off, daddyo.

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:06

( ・-・) nah that defeats the entire point

( ・-・) stop putting so much goddamned emphasis on structure and rules and shit because seriously this place is getting retarded

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:07

( ・-・) in before spam for the next 8 posts screaming "PILLS" because original thought is the enemy

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:24

( ´ω`) Oh, I get it. You're 12 years old! Fight the power, little kid!!

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:24

( `ハ´) How's the thread going? A well as you had hoped?

23 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 18:58

( ・-・) i hate structure because im to imature lulz

24 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:12

( ・-・) look at how stupid you are

( ・-・) lets all take the internet real serious now

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:14

( ・-・) no i cant come down mom i gotta "zing" this guy pretty good with an "iceburn"

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:16

( ・-・) its pretty tough u wouldnt last 10 seconds in the savage arena of DQN

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:41

( ・-・) lol im a hero lol

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:47

( ・-・) a internet warrior with a big penis

29 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:53

( ・-・) grandpa this is a terrible flamewar

( ・-・) one neither of us can win

( ・-・) those still posting will envy the pwnd

30 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 19:59

( ・-・) i use the word pwnd

31 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 20:01

(・∀・)Grandpa, just how old are you?

32 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 21:31

( ・-・) no no junior youve got to weigh in on this internet matter of unsurpassed seriousness the future of all grandpa threads depends on the outcome of this one battle!!!!!!!

33 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 21:45

(・∀・) What battle? I thought you were just being a dork.

34 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 00:35

( ・-・) this is a holy thing i do

( ・-・) by deliberately not following the stupid restrictive pattern of the thread i show how superior i am to all you sheeple

( ・-・) i drive a scion you know

35 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 04:07

( ´ω`) It's rude to ask about people's age, Junior.

36 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 06:52

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37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 07:33

( ´ω`) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 08:10

(・∀・) >>34 is an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball!

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:52

( ・-・) i thought we were all roleplaying like good little faggots

( ・-・) seriously look how stupid you are

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:55

( ・-・) i still can't come down mom i gotta tell these guys on the internet who've been SHITTING UP MY GODDAMN THREAD to kill themselves! it's a pride thing, you wouldnt understand!!! my online reputation is at stake here!!!!!

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:57

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

42 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:01

( ・-・) seriously look how stupid a little fagbaby who can't even find the shift key or any of the punctuation keys says you are

43 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:03

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that i'm by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. I should stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of my meaningless fucking life.

44 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:21

( ´ω`) Whassamatter kid, get banned from /b/ for being too useless even for them? Rules of /b/ too restrictive for you now? Poor baby.

45 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:37

( ・-・) I got banned from /vip/ if that's what you're asking. They didn't appreciate my ascii porn of Grandpa.

46 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:42

( ・-・) mom i gotta defend the honor of GRANDPA you know THE GRANPDA and his threads also i have to flail widly at this guy on the internet!!!!

47 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:43

( ・-・) it's a MAN thing... u wuldnt understand!!!

48 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:44

( ・-・) grandpa you know as well as i do a house divided against itself cannot stand

49 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:48

( ・-・) god bless and protect every little fagbaby

50 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:52

( ・-・) in the new millenium the duels will be fought not on earth, not in space, but on THE INTERNET

51 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 11:59

( ・-・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

52 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:04

( ´ω`) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

53 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:46

(・∀・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

54 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:46

(・∀・) Is this the Grandpa thread or not? I can't tell anymore.

55 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:47

( ^ω^) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

56 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:47

(・∀・) >>53 Jinx!

57 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:50

( ・ω・) I was just reading my own posts and holy shit am i an idiot

58 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 15:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) I was just reading all your posts and holy shit are you guys idiots

59 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:48

( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here

60 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:57

( ・-・) holy shit somebody is catching on, it's like somebody is finally turning up the dimmer switch in here

61 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 16:59

( ・-・) holy shit do i have an undeserved feeling of superiority

62 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 17:49

( ´ω`) Holy shit I was just ∵∴∵∴ T∵∴A∵NA∴ Junior I think∴

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63 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 01:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, should we just start over in a new thread and leave this one to rot?

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 02:43

( ´ω`) What, now that we're finally back on track?

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 02:44

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66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 04:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you speaking in that creepy, gravelly voice?

67 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:08

( ´ω`) All this has been posted before.

( ´ω`) And all this will be posted again...

( ´ω`) Again...

( ´ω`) again...

( ´ω`) again....

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why haven't the 4channers gone back to 4chan yet? They're breaking the seven posters rule.

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 05:55

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70 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 14:33

( ´ω`) They'll get bored and gb2 /b/ when they finally realize that this isn't an imageboard, Junior.

71 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is global warming a bad thing?

72 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 17:41

( ´ω`) It would lead to reduced food prices due to excessive crop growth, Junior.

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5178 22:36

(・∀・) Then it's okay if I fart in this room now?

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 00:18

( ・-・) oh fart jokes thats orignal

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 02:07

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. Fart your little brains out.

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:07

(・∀・) Thanks, Grandpa!

(・∀・) (poot)

(・∀・) What a relief!

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 04:17

(・∀・) Did we get reduced food prices now?

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 06:39

( ´ω`) No, and you're buying me lunch tomorrow because I lost my appetite right now.

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 11:33

(・∀・) Hope you like Happy Meals, Grandpa.

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:30

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82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 12:43

( ´ω`) The AA Bar is over that way.

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:19

( ・-・) I agree, that's an AA-cup.

84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what killed the dinosaurs?

85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 16:28

( ´ω`) Soccer Moms, SUVs and the Nucleo-Industrial Deathglomerates, my boy.

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:29

( ・-・) Yay for smilfs driving nucular SUVs!!! Women can't drive worth shit but that only makes 'em masters at causing mass extinction events.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I find a good deal in a Christian atmosphere?

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 20:44

( ´ω`) At Ame's Guns. They aim to please!

89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5179 23:03

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is everyone Elder Scrolls: Oblivion a potatohead?

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:52

( ´ω`) The internets is run on potatoes Junior

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 02:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by the above delicious flat chest?

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:05

( ´ω`) No. Stop quoting stupid 4chan catchphrases or you're grounded.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay if I am aroused by your authoritarian nature?

94 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:31

( ´ω`) We run a family website here. It's not okay to be aroused by anything.

( ´ω`) Just for future reference, nobody cares if you have an erection. Nobody.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 03:43

(・∀・) God cares!

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 09:03

( ´ω`) God doesn't exist. There is only Grandpa.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:32

(・∀・) Whoa!

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:35

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99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:48

( ・-・) I just realized that a whole page went by without me shitting it up.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:50

(・∀・) But what about Tom Cruise, Grandpa?

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:53

( ´ω`) He's only God in Hollywood.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 14:54

( ´ω`) What, no God AA threatening to take over? I guess things are changing for the better after all.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 15:41

( ・-・) Hold on, hold on! I'm still drawing it!

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 15:49

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do the little people really live?

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 17:10

( ´ω`) In the city of tiny lights.

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 17:58

(・ω・) That's neate.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 21:34

(・∀・) Grandpa, where did all the characters we like more than Beady Eyes go?

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 22:51

( ´ω`) They're all in the party room, having a wonderful time.

109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 22:56

( ´ω`) To Oblivion, son. To Oblivion.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 23:00

( ´ω`) The party room is called Oblivion is what I meant to say.

111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 05:44

( ・-・) Yeah, cuz everyone in that room is high on my pills.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 15:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is it so bloody cold outside?

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 16:14

( ´ω`) Because it's winter. Also, global warming.

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 18:58

(・∀・) I'll turn the gun on myself

115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 01:03

( ´ω`) Yeah, you do that.

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 19:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be in love?

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 20:34

( ´ω`) I see you have problems acknowledging your feelings for Mittens.

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 21:10

(・∀・) ...

119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5182 22:49

(・∀・) ... that's not what I meant.

(・∀・) Dad said it felt like punching a jar of mayonnaise.

120 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 00:05

( ´ω`) No, it's more like cutting your nuts off halfway while shoving them into a meat grinder, then swallowing all the loose chunks, throwing them up, and swallowing them again.

( ´ω`) Not that I speak from experience. Real men don't fall in love; they use manipulate women around the term.

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 00:15

( ・-・) love is like something or other about ice weasels i read it in a life in hell cartoon so its funny okay

122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 01:16

(・ ・) ITT we get to 100 by "Grandpa".

123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 01:43

( ´ω`) You have no mouth yet you are the beast that must shout love at the heart of the world.

124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 02:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you dress up like mittens the next time you buttrape me?

125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 02:48

( ´ω`) I'm not going to dignifiy that with an answer.

126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 10:02

(( ゚ ヮ゚) I'll happily derail you, if you know what I mean.

127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 11:38

( ´ω`) Clonepa, enough with the masks already.

128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 14:04

( ・ω・) Aw hamburgers.

129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 15:33

( ・-・) WHAT. You acknowledge him, but not me?

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 16:34

( ´ω`) It's okay Clonepa. You can go downstairs and play with your dolls if you want.

( ・ω・) Yay!

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 16:51

(・∀・) Clonepa's pretty fun!

( ´ω`) He has his moments.

132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 19:41

(・∀・) So why do you grow Clonepas in the basement, Grandpa?

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:06

( ´ω`) In hopes that one day, one of them will love me.

134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:26

( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!

135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:51

( ´ω`) Also, they're cheaper than going to the butcher.

136 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 20:52

( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Pick me! Pick me!

137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 21:16

( ´ω`) And they're dumb as bricks.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 21:24

( ・ω・) Don't pick me! Don't pick me!

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 22:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, where can I get big muscles like yours?

140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5183 23:47

( ・ω・) Ignore me! Ignore me!

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 01:09

( ´ω`) Eat meat and inject horse testosterone into your eyes and you'll be buffed in no time.

142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 01:44

        ∧_∧
  (⌒⌒ヽ (  ・ω・) excuse me.
   poot!  ゝ∪   )
  丶〜 '´  (___)__)

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 04:10

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole muscles thing.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 04:43

( ´ω`) Why is this dork back? Where's Security Kitten when you need him.

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 05:19

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole leaving interrogatives off of the ends of sentences thing.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 06:18

        ∧_∧
  (⌒⌒ヽ (  ・ω・) Just exercising my sphincter.
   poot! ゝ∪   )
  丶〜 '´  (___)__)

147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 07:43

   ∧_∧
  (  ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole exercising thing.
  (    )
  | | |
  (__)_)

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 07:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you so popular with the ladies?

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 09:09

( ・-・) Ladies love assholes.

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 11:49

( ´ω`) I wear Old Spice. Drives 'em wild, Junior.

151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 13:05

(・∀・) So that's why you smell like a barge!

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 13:08

    ∧__∧  ∩
   (,,´ω`)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
     ☆

153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 14:24

(・ω・) Hit me too! Hit me too!

154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:08

( ´ω`) Your dolls are still waiting for you downstairs.

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:16

(・ω・) Oh yeah!

|彡

156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 15:17

                   ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ ヘ__Λ
                __,/ヽ_ /ヽ__,.ヘ /ヽ__,.ヘ _,.ヘ ,.ヘ      
    /\___/ヽ   /\___ /\___/ヽ /ヽ /\__/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\/''''''   '''/''''''   '''''':::::::\   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(●),   、(●)、.:|(●),    |(●),   、(●)、.:|、( |(●),   、(●)、.:|
  |   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|   ,,ノ(、, )|   ,,ノ(、, )ヽ、,, .::::|, )|   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|   `-=ニ= |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|ニ=|   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::|
   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/\  `ニニ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/ニ´ \  `ニニ´  .:::::/
   /`ー‐--‐‐―´\ /`ー‐-  /`ー‐--‐‐―´\-‐‐ /`ー‐--‐‐―´
          YES, COME PLAY WITH US, CLONEPA.

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, just how big is the basement in this thread anyway?

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:32

( ´ω`) Take the size of nida's penis and divide by 2.

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 17:42

(・∀・) So it's a negative space?

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:01

( ´ω`) Indeed. It's a place for the eye to rest on the page before diving back into the information packed spaces.

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:04

(・∀・) And the comic sans font?

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:10

( ´ω`) What about it?

163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:31

(・∀・) I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! YOU ANSWER THEM OLD FART!

164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5184 18:34

   ∧__∧  ∩
  (,,´ω`)彡☆
   ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
    ☆

165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 01:18

(( )∀・) It's a good thing you never pay the phone bill, or I'd be calling Child Services right now!

166 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 03:32

( ´ω`) That reminds me. Tonight's poker night with those guys.

|ω`) Later!

|彡

167 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 03:56

      ∧_∧ 
     ry ´・-・`ヽっ Hey, Junior!
     `!       i Help your old friend Beady Eyes down,
     ゝ c_c_,.ノ will you please?
        (                 
         )        

168 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 04:38

(・∀・) I have friends?

169 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 06:41

      ∧_∧ 
     ry ´・-・`ヽっ Yeah sure whatever.
     `!       i Just get me down.
     ゝ c_c_,.ノ
        (                 
         )        

170 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 07:40

(・∀・) Fine, fine.

|∀・) Now where did I leave my blowgun?

|彡

171 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 09:13

(・-・ ) No, not that...

172 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 12:19

      ∩__∩ 
     ry ´・-・`ヽっ Ow, my ears just popped.
     `!       i
     ゝ c_c_,.ノ
        (                 
         )        

173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 12:20

(・∀・) I couldn't find my blowgun.

(・∀・) Also, I remembered that I, and by extension everybody else, hate you.

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 13:08

      ∩__∩ 
     ry ´・-・`ヽっ Maybe if you'd just take your pills already
     `!       i
     ゝ c_c_,.ノ
        (                 
         )        

175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 15:09

( ´ω`)つ/ Found my wife's hat pin!

( ´ω`)つ/ Float over here, Beady Eyes, and I'll solve all your problems!

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 18:23

       ∩__∩ 
      ry ´・-・`ヽっ You are so mean!
      `!       i
      ゝ c_c_,.ノ
         (                 
          )        

177 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 18:51

      ∩__∩ 
     ry ´・-・`ヽっ The cure seems worse than the disease.
     `!       i  Maybe I should just fart?
     ゝ c_c_,.ノ
        (                 
         )        

178 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 19:15

(  ゚ m゚) Please don't.

179 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 22:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is best in life?

180 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5185 22:22

( ´ω`) Dish Network and a big HDTV.

181 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 00:06

        ∩_∩
  (⌒⌒ヽ (  ・-・) Ah, back to earth!
   poot! ゝ∪   )
  丶〜 '´  (___)__)

182 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 01:27

( ´ω`)つ/ ( ・-・)

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

183 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 13:30

(・∀・) Grandpa, is he dead forever?

184 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 14:16

( ´゚ω゚`) In strange aeons, even death may die, Junior.

185 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 14:45

( ´゚ω゚`) (・-・ ) You sadistic little f
( ´゚ω゚`) (・-・ )....
( ´゚ω゚`) (・-・ ) You're creeping me out, old man.

186 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 15:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, why...

( ´゚ω゚`) !

(・∀・) Never mind.

187 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 16:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, will this be the new format for us?

( ´゚ω゚`) %

(・∀・) Well?

188 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 17:31

( ´゚ω゚`)

((`ω=ω´))

( ´ω`) Where were we now?

189 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 17:31

( ´ω`) Oh, yes, I remember.

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

190 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 18:30

( ´゚ω゚`) (・-・ ) You sadistic little f...

( ・-・) I'm outta here.

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

191 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 19:33

( ´ω`) I think I have a new hobby!

192 Name: ( ´ω`)つ/ ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5186 20:48

     poink
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) Yowch!

193 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 20:49

( ・-・) Why do you guys call me beady eyes anyway? My eyes look just like junior's.

194 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 21:20

(・∀・) No they don't, you nearsighted baboon!

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, is there something about your history of sexual escapades I should know about?

195 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 21:25

( ´ω`) Ask your dad. He's got your eyes.

196 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 22:46

(・∀・) What about Clonepa's eyes? The only difference between you two is that he's a handsome virile young clone while you are an old fart past his prime. You're so weak you barely have the strength to keep your eyes open!

197 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 22:47

( ´゚ω゚`) What?

198 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5186 23:42

((・∀・) Yeah, all you do is sit around and whine and bitch and never actually accomplish anything anymore, why havn't you gotten laid since 1963?

199 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 00:00

( ´ω`) Clonepa, enough with the masks already.

200 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 01:19

  okay.
( ・ω・) つ(・∀・)

201 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 07:28

( ・ω・)つ- (・∀・) Don't you dare poke me with that!

202 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 10:55

((´゚ω゚`)つ/ (・∀・) ...

203 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 13:32

((´゚ω゚`))つ-( ・O・) POIK!

204 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 16:52

( ・-・) Hah, Junior makes exactly the same face as me when pricked. So why do you guys call me Beady Eyes?

205 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 17:06

(・∀・) What's that? Haven't had enough yet?
(・∀・)つ/ ( ・-・)

206 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 17:28

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・-・ ) En garde!

207 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 18:29

Yeowch!  Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

208 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 18:29

( ・-・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

209 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 18:42

Yeowch!  Yeowch!
( ・O・)つ=⊂(・O・ )

(・∀・)つ/ -⊂(・∀・)

210 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 19:26

( ´ω`) Settle down, you twits.

211 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 19:27

(・∀・) (・∀・) Sorry Grandpa!

212 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 19:42

   ∧__∧  ∩
  (,,´ω`)彡☆
   ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
    ☆

   ∧__∧  ∩
  (,,´ω`)彡☆
   ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
    ☆

( ´ω`) Hmm, I can't tell who is wearing the mask.

213 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 19:51

((・∀・) Really?
(( ・-・) Why is that?

214 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 20:18

( ´ω`) Because you're both wearing a mask, but I can't tell which is THE mask!

215 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 20:32

((( ・-・) I don't really see
(((・∀・) What the problem is.

216 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 21:56

|∀・) Hey guys, I just got back from th-

(・∀・) What's with all the masks?

217 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5187 22:14

   ∧__∧  ∩
  (,,´ω`)彡☆
   ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
    ☆

( ´ω`) That face felt real.

218 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5188 13:20

( ´ω`) That means it's safe to shoot the guys in the masks. I can always get a new Clonepa from the vats.

219 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5188 15:44

(・∀・) So... how many so far?

220 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5188 16:58

( ´ω`) Dunno, I've lost count.

221 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5188 22:07

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) Ahaha! Bet you can't tell who I am!

222 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5188 23:59

     poink   YOWCH
 ( ´ω`)つ-( ・O・) ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・)

223 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 01:38

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((・∀・) That was mean!

224 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 06:43

( ╵ ヮ╵) hey Grandpa what's "sex"

225 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 11:10

( ´ω`) lets talk about something else my boy

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 13:11

     ____
   /      \
  /  ─    ─\
/    (●)  (●) \  Junior, maybe you should google "sex".
|       (__人__)    |
/     ∩ノ ⊃  /
(  \ / _ノ |  |
.\ “  /__|  |
  \ /___ /

227 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 18:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can Bjork be so pretty and so bizarre all at the same time?

228 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 18:59

( ´ω`) She's an Icelander, Junior. They're all beautiful and crazy.

229 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 19:20

( ゚ -゚) I... I, I thought I was the only one you had eyes for Junior!

230 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 19:41

(・∀・) A stud like me's gotta play the field, baby.

231 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 20:37

     poink   YOWCH
 ( ゚ ヮ゚)つ-( ・O・) 

232 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 21:06

( ・-・) What the hell, woman?

233 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 21:24

(・∀・) Ha ha ha ha!

234 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 22:19

(・∀・) Grandpa, does Bjork even know I exist?

235 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 22:20

( ´ω`) She misses you, Junior, but she hasn't met you yet.

236 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 22:47

( ゚ -゚) Bjork hates you, I showed her a picture and she wondered "Who's the cockroach? I wanna stomp that ugly thing and make sure it's killed by stabbing burning cigarette butts into it".

( ゚ -゚) Naturally I slapped her. No bitch badmouths my baby!

( ゚ ヮ゚) Junior... I love mittens!

237 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5189 23:12

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does Mittens think she's part of this conversation?

238 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 01:32

( ゚ -゚) Don't ignore me, Junior.

239 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 12:10

(・∀・) Puts Mittens on ignore

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before IRC?

240 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 14:35

( ´ω`) We used to meet at Denny's or the malt shop to discuss things.

241 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 14:36

( ゚ ヮ゚)

242 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:05

(・∀・) How do you ban someone from Denny's?

243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:18

( ´ω`) The methods used are not appropriate to discuss with someone of your age Junior.

244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:26

( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ˃ O˂)
( ゚ -゚)

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:29

ミ*゚ー゚) Cat gotcher tongue?

246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:30

( ・-・) Does rum, sodomy and the lash tell you something, Junior?

247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 17:38

(・∀・) Puts Beady Eyes on ignore

248 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5190 18:21

(・∀・) Sorry, there was some sort of alien parasite attatched to my brain making me say "Puts ____ on ignore" a bunch, but I accidentally fell, hitting it against the side of a table and killing it, this freeing me from my cognitive oppression.

249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 18:27

( ・-・)

250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 18:28

( ´ω`) Whatever you did, it seems to have worked.

251 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 18:28

( ・-・)
( ・-・)
(・-・ )
|彡

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 20:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, is CO2 a pollutant?

253 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5190 21:43

( ´ω`) Yes, you have bad breath.

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5191 15:42

( ・-・) Hi. I logged back in under a proxy.

( ・-・) Take your pills, Grandpa.

255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5191 17:57

( ´ω`) Thank God you're here. We need someone to clean the septic tank and you're it.

( ´ω`) Get to work.

256 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5191 20:21

Mittens, you heard the man, you already got the gloves on.
( ・-・)つ( ゚ -゚)

257 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5191 20:36

── =≡∧__∧ 
── =≡( ゚ ヮ゚)  ≡ Get to work!
─ =≡○_   ⊂)=  \ 从/-=≡ r( ・-・)
── =≡ >   __ ノ ))<   >  -= 〉皿  つ
─ =≡  ( / ≡    /VV\-=≡⊂ 、 >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡           -=  し'
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   人 
                  |  (__)   人       
                  |  (__)  (__)  
                  | 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5191 23:29

( ・-・) Why are we always holding a top hat when we get kicked off the edge?

259 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 01:48

( ´ω`) Because you're tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper) and that look just doesn't work for you.

260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 04:03

( ・-・) Are you taking me for a Ritz?

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5192 11:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you known as BOON in your younger days?

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5192 14:04

( ´ω`) Yes, in happier days I was known as Das U-BOON, happily weaving and zipping through the ocean depths.

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5192 14:09

(・∀・) What happened to your arms then?

264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5193 16:22

( ´ω`) I got old. It'll happen to you too, Junior.

265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5193 18:29

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to be an old fart?

266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5193 19:36

It's fun. You get to slap the hell out of obstreperous little brats like you.
   ∧__∧  ∩
  (,,´ω`)彡☆
   ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow sorry OW
    ☆

267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5193 22:45

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hey, Junior! What's it like to be an idiot?

268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5193 23:33

(・∀・) It's just like Shii felt when he "pretended" to be a pedophile!

269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 00:12

( ゚ ヮ゚) So you're just like a pedophile?

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) Stay away, I'm packing heat in my mittens!

270 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:40

(・∀・) But what about the times we've had mittens? I thought you loved me!

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 16:12

( ゚ ヮ゚) MITON GA SUKI!

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 20:29

(・∀・) And I was going to try to use hypnosis to cure you of Tourettes syndrome!

273 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5194 23:02

(;∀;) Grandpa, my RL Grandpa died.

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 00:01

( ´ω`) Eh, it happens. Rejoice in having one less mouth to feed.

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 12:52

(・∀・) I never looked at it that way. Thanks, Grandpa!

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 20:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are the fundamental misapprehensions in drawing a comparison between denial of global warming and denial of the holocaust?

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 20:57

( ´ω`) Well, it assumes that global warming is as real as the holocaust was. As much as they would have you believe otherwise, the science isn't at all conclusive regarding global warming, whereas we have plenty of solid evidence of the holocaust.

( ´ω`) Also, global warmers are power-hungry cynical interfering sniveling little rat-faced leftist former commie bastard busybodies who hate our freedom and global warming denialists are handsome, rugged folk who insist on, nay, even demand truth and honesty from those who would do us economic harm.

278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 20:59

           ∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ <  As Junior's teacher, I feel compelled to point out that Marxism rocks.
          ||  ||  \_____________
          ||  ||
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||    
   ||    Teacher's desk    ||  ||    
   ||                ||

279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 22:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is my teacher such a blockhead?

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5195 23:39

( ´ω`) Women took over the educational system and systematically removed everything from it that boys excel at, and then removed everything that boys found even remotely interesting because they hate boys.

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 00:01

(・∀・) So what exactly are the things that men excel at, and were removed?

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 00:12

( ´ω`) Competition, science, math, music, and drawing pictures of guns.

283 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:06

( ´ω`) It is said that the native americans used every part of the mitten, but the truth is that they'd unravel them indiscriminately and leave most of the yarn for the scavengers.

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:13

(・∀・) Wait what?

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:22

( ´ω`) So to protect our colonies from the selfish and abusive acts of the governments of Earth, we broke the anchor station loose, and the elevator cable came crashing down, faster and faster as it wrapped around Mars, creating an equatorial canyon deeper than any other in the solar system. For months after that, we easily shot down their incoming troop ships, and Mars was free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we were free at last!

286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:25

(・∀・) Grandpa!

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:27

( ´ω`) We had them beat, but those damned Mumak riders ruined it all when they finally made it to the battlefield. Fortunately, the easterlings never really managed to properly domesticate them, and we were able to drive them into a panicked stampede into the river, where the current took the damned things away forever.

( ´ω`) Only then did the Army of the Dead finally get their act together. Buncha miscreants, I tell ya...

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:30

( ´ω`) They were all "These mittens were made by the dead, and the dead keep them!" and "These haggis sammiches were made by the Scots and the Scots keep them" and "These koalakangagators were roasted by the Australians and the Australians keep them" and they'd never shut up!

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 18:32

( ´ω`) Mark my words, Junior. The mittens are not what they seem.

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 20:38

>>285>>287>>288>>289

lol jOO so rAnDom XD XD XD

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 20:46

(・∀・) Holy crap the thread is haunted!

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 21:59

( ゚ -゚)... I want to stab people.

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 22:39

( ´ω`) Here's a knife. Beady Eyes is over there. Go to work.

294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5196 22:59

( ゚ -゚)つ-( ・O・)
( ゚ -゚)...
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ-( ・O・) THIS IS FUN

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 00:52

(・∀・) Oh my, I still got Beady on ignore... there!

       YOWCH!
( ゚ ヮ゚)つ-( ・O・)

(・∀・) HA HA HA HA

296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 15:50

Eat a bullet!
( ゚ ヮ゚);y=ー( ・-・)・∵. AGHH!!

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 15:50

( x-x=

298 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 19:50

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Mitten became a homicidal psycho bitch?

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 19:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, what would you do if when you came home,
(・∀・) the plastic had melted and so had the chrome?

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 19:52

( ´ω`) She just nattered on about mittens and stuff that little girls like.

301 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 20:06

(・∀・) So the melted chrome & plastic?

302 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5197 20:49

( ´ω`) I would let Child Services smack you around for burning down my vintage Chevrolet.

303 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5198 14:11

(・∀・) What if your friends were the plastic and the chromium too?

304 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5198 17:42

( ´ω`) I would let Beady Eyes adopt you.

305 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5198 19:44

( ◕ ヮ◕) Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun, nothing left to do but to run, run, run...
( ◕ ヮ◕) Um, can you help me find my thread?

306 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 01:12

( ´ω`) Two doors down the hall on the left.

( ´ω`) Goddamn hippy.

307 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 16:22

(・∀・) Grandpa, what were the sixties like?

308 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 18:05

( ´ω`) I Can't tell you Junior. I spent three tours in 'Nam smoking heroin out of the barrel of my gun untill my brain leaked out my ears. All I remember is taking two VC bullets in my ass.

309 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 20:40

(・∀・) Those Victory Cola people were pretty mean! Double-plus mean!

310 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 22:17

( ´ω`) Not as mean as those Eastasians. They were always our enemy!

311 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 22:54

( ´ω`) Not as mean as those Eurasians. They were always our enemy!

312 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 23:20

(・∀・) You're double-plus posting again grandpa.

313 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5200 23:58

( ´ω`) Aren't you late for the Two Minute Hissyfit?

314 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 05:08

(・∀・) I think you confuse me with Beady Eyes again.

315 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 05:34

( ´ω`) Shut up, my eyesight is still perfect. Now go find Junior and tell him to get back here.

316 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 12:11

( ・-・) Yes cramps, I'm here.

317 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 12:46

    ∧__∧  ∩
   (,,´ω`)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))-・) ow how typical OW i hate you OW
     ☆

318 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 16:35

( ´ω`) Shut up and eat your chocolate ration, prole.

319 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 16:35

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like when Eastasia was our ally?

320 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before we all decided to show we'd read 1984?

321 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:30

( ´ω`) Read what now?

( ´ω`) Back in '84, Hard & Mondale really screwed up their run for president. Served the goddamn hippies right.

322 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 20:42

(・∀・) Gee, you really hate hippies, don't you?

323 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 21:05

( ◕ ヮ◕) Hihihi, the old coot could never hate me.

324 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 23:32

── =≡∧__∧ 
── =≡( ´ω`)  ≡ No hippy chicks!
─ =≡○_   ⊂)=  \ 从/-=≡ r( ◕ ヮ◕) gnarly!
── =≡ >   __ ノ ))<   >  -= 〉皿  つ
─ =≡  ( / ≡    /VV\-=≡⊂ 、 >>
── .=≡( ノ =≡           -=  し'
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|   人 
                  |  (__)   人       
                  |  (__)  (__)  
                  | 〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜

325 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 17:55

( ´ω`) Hippies are totally empty, their minds are really useless, they have no sense of humor, and they've got nothing left to laugh about including themselves.

326 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 18:48

( ・ิm・ิ) ...

327 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 19:15

( ´ω`) Silent as usual. You never did have anything useful to say.

328 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 20:59

( ・-・) Don't worry, I can speak more than enough for two people.

329 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 21:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did you kill grandma?

330 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5202 22:07

( ´ω`) Bitch got outta line.

331 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 10:34

(・∀・)But Grandpa why do you always buy 2 tickets to Northfield

332 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 15:24

           おっぱい!
       おっぱい! おっぱい!
    おっぱい おっぱい! おっぱい!
  おっぱい! ∩   ∩ ノ)   おっぱい!
 おっぱい!  川 ∩ 川彡'三つ  おっぱい!
おっぱい! ⊂ミ∩、⊂ミ∩彡⊃    おっぱい! Can't touch this, you old fart!
おっぱい!⊂三ミ( ・∀・)彡三彡三⊃ おっぱい! My whirlwind punches will smack down the senile tyrant!
おっぱい! ⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃    おっぱい! For great justice, launch zig a zig aaahh!
おっぱい!⊂彡川∪⊃ U川彡⊃   おっぱい!
 おっぱい! (ノ ∪  川 ∪ミ)  おっぱい!
  おっぱい!      ∪     おっぱい!
    おっぱい! おっぱい! おっぱい!
        おっぱい! おっぱい!
            おっぱい!

333 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 18:12

           おっぱい!
( ´ω`)...  おっぱい! おっぱい!
    おっぱい おっぱい! おっぱい!
  おっぱい! ∩   ∩ ノ)   おっぱい!
 おっぱい!  川 ∩ 川彡'三つ  おっぱい!
おっぱい! ⊂ミ∩、⊂ミ∩彡⊃    おっぱい! Wheee!
おっぱい!⊂三ミ( ・∀・)彡三彡三⊃ おっぱい! I am the king
おっぱい! ⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃    おっぱい! of Happy Slaps!
おっぱい!⊂彡川∪⊃ U川彡⊃   おっぱい!
 おっぱい! (ノ ∪  川 ∪ミ)  おっぱい!
  おっぱい!      ∪     おっぱい!
    おっぱい! おっぱい! おっぱい!
        おっぱい! おっぱい!
            おっぱい!

334 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 18:13

And now is my moment to strike!
    ∧__∧  ∩
   (,,´ω`)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
     ☆

335 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 18:15

( ´ω`) It's all in the timing, my boy.

336 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5203 18:29

           おっぱい!
       おっぱい! おっぱい!
    おっぱい おっぱい! おっぱい!
  おっぱい! ∩   ∩ ノ)   おっぱい!
 おっぱい!  川 ∩ 川彡'三つ  おっぱい!
おっぱい! ⊂ミ∩、⊂ミ∩彡⊃    おっぱい!
おっぱい!⊂三ミ( ・∀・)彡三彡三⊃ おっぱい! REVENGE!
おっぱい! ⊂彡川⊂彡川ミ⊃    おっぱい!
おっぱい!⊂彡川∪⊃ U川彡⊃   おっぱい!
 おっぱい! (ノ ∪  川 ∪ミ)  おっぱい☆
  おっぱい!      ∪     おっぱい☆))ω`) ow ow WTF ow ow spare an old man OW
    おっぱい! おっぱい! おっぱい☆
        おっぱい! おっぱい!
            おっぱい!

337 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 05:04

(#´ω`) Where did you get all those boobs, anyway?

338 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 05:10

(・∀・) I know a plastic surgeon in Chiba. He throws out dozens of the things every week.

339 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 12:24

(#´ω`) What happens when they go past their sell by date?

(・∀・) They sag and slap even better, old fart.

340 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 14:58

>>331

( ´ω`) Gotta take Shii along. His lolicar is broke.

341 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 19:46

(・∀・) Grandpa, when I'm being as much of a jerk as I was in >>332, why haven't you killed me?

342 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 19:51

( ´ω`) Slappy breasts reminds me of Grandma.

( ´ω`) Wait, didn't I dispose of her...?

343 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 20:41

 @@@@
@( ´д`)@ Because I'm not dead?

344 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 20:43

( ´ω`) Hush. I'm trying to remember where I hid your dead body.

345 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5204 22:33

 @@@@
@( ´д`)@ Have you checked behind the sofa?

346 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 02:22

( ´ω`) Of course I did! Do you think I'm senile or something?

347 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 02:34

 @@@@
@( ´д`)@ Quite possibly.

348 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 03:36

(・∀・) Hi, Grandma!

349 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 03:45

 @@@@
@( ´∀`)@ Hi, Junior. Be a dear and help Grandpa look for my corpse, okay?

350 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 09:22

(・∀・) Fuck, I hate corpse runs
Don't you have a recall rune or something?

351 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 16:46

( ・-・) Don't expect me to tank.

352 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 18:57

( ´ω`) We've never expected you to contribute anything useful.

353 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 19:35

( ・-・) Well, at least I always live up to expectations.

354 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 20:52

 @@@@
@( ´∀`)@ In this world consistency is much appreciated. Junior, you should take notes.

355 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 00:23

(・∀・) But I don't have any mittens and my hands are frozen!(・∀・)

356 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 06:40

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, it's winter!

357 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 13:01

( ´ω`) Still looks like September to me.

358 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 20:37

(・∀・) Then why do I hate myself and want to die?

359 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5207 21:24

( ´ω`) Because you're an emo whiner who thinks nobody understands you. Alas I understand exactly what you are.

360 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 15:51

(・∀・) Is this the part of the thread where I make a pledge to kill Grandpa? That bit's always a laff riot.

361 Name: ­ : 1993-09-5208 17:23

­

362 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 18:20

( ´ω`) Sure, go ahead. I'm out of material.

363 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 18:23

(・∀・) But now it will seem forced.

364 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 19:28

    ∧__∧  ∩
   (,,´ω`)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))∀・) ow ow hate you OW kill you OW
     ☆

( ´ω`) See? that wasn't so forced. Even Beady Eyes would laugh at that.

365 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5208 22:13

( ・-・) I was born unable to laugh. That part of my brain never formed before birth.

366 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 03:41

( ´ω`) Oh that's so sad

( ´ω`) ZzzzzzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

367 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 07:23

∀・)   ( ´ω`) ZzzzzzZz

  Chance!   YOWCH!!!
 ( ・∀・)つ-( ´゚O゚`)

368 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 11:25

( ・∀・)Grandpa, are you going to vote?

369 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 14:23

( ´ω`) No. Voting only encourages them.

370 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 15:24

(・∀・) We could always talk about how incredibly pathetic Shii is!

(・∀・) Seriously, look at this stuff! http://ashibaka.deviantart.com/

(・∀・) I have to say the best picture there is the Hazuki one because it shows exactly how much of a creepy fuck-up you are!

371 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:12

(・∀・) In tribute to Shii, a.k.a "Avery M." a.k.a Menchi a.k.a Ashibaka

(・∀・) "i went to school with middle with shii and he used to wear all your base shirts"

(・∀・) "im gonna work on a gothic lolita costume... why? i dunno. its gonna be plain and simple. im going to use my dads old tux (if he has one) cut the pants and one of the sleeves and then im going to put red paint on it to look like blood. then im going to buy tights that are like..... crazy! i also gots to get a stripped tie. then im going to go and buy a top hat.like a black one the mad hatter would wear. then im going to use my lovely sicors and kill it! im also going to carry around a toy knife ^.^ i bought some make that has an awsome black stick thing that i can use around my eyes (i tried it on! its fun and easy to wash off but i feel like im still wearing it >.< ) then im going to paint my face puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee white. hee then im going to buy one of those stick things they use for tap dancing. then im going to i dunno hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i cant think of it -.- ill decide later. but i dont think my dad would want me to do that. he'd have a cow! (not to mention my mom.she'll jus go.....insane!)

i think that would be hard tho. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh wwwwwwweeeeeeeeelllllllllll

as for the dam veriety show. i dunno if i wanna do it. i mean none of us are good singers and ms.luzwiks a real fat bitch! so i dont think we would be able to get into it. well screw her!

if we do im going to sing "funny bunny" by none other than The Pillows! and im going to dress like lain

omg ive read about an 11 yr old girl named Nevada and she killed her friend with a box cutter. i love this image of her tho: [img-nevada]

she's going to be my new theme for livejournal o.0 learn more about her here: http://shii.org/nevada

i wanna cosplay her now >.<

well thats all byby! "

(・∀・) "What crap on my website? If you mean the 404 page, I made that as a
joke after reading an Awful Link of the Day posted a long time ago:

http://loxieandzoot.keenspace.com

I'm sorry I can't draw breasts that well, but the girl was meant to be 18."

(・∀・) "he seriously posts way too much pedo apologist poo poo and i don't understand why he's still posting here "

(・∀・) "God dammit, FYAD is so stupid. -_- They think they can come taunt me on my message board and score points against me as if I cared at all. Seriously, why do they put so much time into bothering me? OMG INTERNET!!!!!111 It's not like I've ever gone out of my way to hurt their feelings or something. I'd bother them on Aim but I want to rise above their level :3 "

(・∀・) "Ok, maybe 13 year olds aren't psychologically ready to have sex yet.

The real question is, why should I care?"

372 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:19

(・∀・) I'm mocking someone I've probably never met from the safety of internet anonymity. It's fun.

373 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:49

(・∀・) I'm a pedophile apologist. That's fun, too.

374 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:58

(・∀・) It's fun to be anonymous!

375 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 16:58

( ・-・) Junior, you seriously need to start taking your pills.

( ・-・) I'm not joking.

376 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 17:11

( ´ω`) Junior, get a life.

377 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 19:15

(・∀・) Okay. I'll see what they have at Kmart.

378 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 19:53

( ´ω`) I bought you at Kmart. You were a Blue Light Special.

379 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 20:19

(・∀・) Is my name Calvin?

380 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:30

( ・ิω・ิ) No, son. Your name is ...

( ・ิω・ิ) Come to think of it, we never did name you. Guess it slipped our minds.

381 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:50

( ´ω`) We call him Junior! When we're not calling him 'maid.'

382 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 21:54

( ・ิω・ิ) Hell, a name isn't really important for a kid with his future anyway, is it?

383 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5209 23:40

(・∀・) I want a name! I want a name!

384 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 00:10

( ・ิω・ิ) We named the dog Junior.

385 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 11:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, were you ever a nazi?

386 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 15:11

( ´ω`) Funny, I remember McCarthy asking me that.

387 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 16:37

(・∀・) Was that before or after you sold us out to the Reds?

388 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 18:03

( ´ω`) You weren't born yet, so obviously before I sold you to the reds.

( ;ω;) And all I got in return was a Trabant...

389 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 21:57

( ・ิω・ิ) I remember the pride on your face as you pushed that thing home.

390 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 22:12

( ´ω`) I remember that evening well. After getting home I settled down to watch some TV. Breaking news! Berlin wall falls! So there I was, still stuck with Junior.

( ;ω; ) They cancelled Baywatch that night.

391 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:06

( ・ิω・ิ) We drowned our sorrows in champipple.

392 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 18:16

(・∀・) Grandpa, was that back when you had that junkyard business? I seem to remember you always having heart attacks.

393 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 20:45

< /w\> Angularpa is Angular.

394 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 20:49

( ・ิω・ิ) Looks like he's having a heart attack again.

395 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 14:25

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396 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you get me for Christmas?

397 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:43

( ´ω`) Nothing, you parasite.

398 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 17:38

(・∀・) Sure, like you need allllllll your blood...

399 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 18:46

( ´ω`) Lack of blood makes me wrinkly. I prefer to look younger than my age.

400 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 19:06

(・∀・) So you wanna look 400, then?

401 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:17

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402 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:20

( ゚ ∀・) I think you brain my broke

403 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:26

( ´ω`) You never had a broke to begin with.

404 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 21:38

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405 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 14:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do before there was a 404 girl?

406 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 15:04

( ´ω`) We'd have to file out a report and then go down to the office of missing pages.

407 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 21:59

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Clonepa's thread so much more interesting than this one?

408 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 22:17

( ´ω`) Because you dropped the ball, Junior. Your performance during this thread has been lackluster.

( ´ω`) I'm docking your pay if you don't shape up.

409 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 22:18

( ・ω・) I also got a bigger stage budget.

410 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 23:45

( ´ω`) Well, I got a bigger dick.

411 Name: : 1993-09-5219 00:27

―AND THEN GRANDPA DIED―

412 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 00:29

( ´ω`) hmmmm?

413 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 03:49

―I SAID, AND THEN GRANDPA DIED―

414 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 04:46

( ´ω`) Okay then, if you say so.
( xω x) ...

415 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 04:51

(・∀・) If I kiss him will he revive?

416 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 05:10

( xω x) Try it and you'll be the one who needs reviving.

417 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:25

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's life like when you're dead?

418 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:33

( xωx) Brains...

419 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:58

(・...・) someone say brains?

420 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 16:59

(・∀・) Don't eat my brains!!

421 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 17:00

( ´゚ω゚`) You have brains? When did this happen?

422 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 17:38

(・∀・) I don't, it just seemed like an appropriate thing to yell in such a situation.

423 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5220 13:26

( ´゚ω゚`) I guess if you had brains I would have eaten them a long time ago.

424 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 17:37

(・∀・) Whew! I sure dodged a bullet there!

425 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 17:38

( ´ω`) Jeez, it took you two days to find your place in the script?

426 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 18:08

(・∀・) Script? What script?
(・∀・) OH SHI-

427 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 19:54

( ´ω`) You've been ad-libbing all this time?

428 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 19:55

( ・-・) Wake up Grandpa, you need to take your p-

( ・-・) ....

( ・-・) Are we taking a break or something?

429 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 21:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was unscripted life like?

430 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 22:05

( ´ω`) Like a box of choclits.

431 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 22:49

( ・-・) ya never know what ya gonna gi-

( ・-・) Oops. Sorry, that was your line.

432 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 04:29

(´ω` ) I'll be in my trailer.

|彡

433 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 07:54

―AND THEN GRANDPA DIED―

434 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 10:03

( ・-・) From overdosing on his pills.

435 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 13:47

ミ*゚ー゚) And I inherited his vast fortune!

436 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 13:49

( `ハ´) And I swindled it right out of your hands.

437 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 14:43

ミ*゚ー゚) I hate you, Darkpa!

438 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:17

(・∀・) Bereft of adult leadership, I took up a life of crime.

439 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:29

( ・ω・) I bec∵∴∵ame t∵∴a∵s∵∴inn∵∴∵∴

440 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 15:44

(´^ิω^ิ) I said "DURR" a few more times before going to Harvard and starting a long career in politics.

441 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:37

( ゚ ヮ゚) I still like mittens! Some things never change.

442 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:46

( ´ω`) What the hell are all you knuckleheads blabbering about?

443 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 16:58

ミ*゚ー゚) Hi Grandpa! How was being dead?

444 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 19:31

( ´ω`) It was like being stuck in a room with all of you for 444 days.

445 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 19:34

ミ*゚ー゚) I have great news for you. They gave Mom Christmas leave this year.

446 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5223 23:17

( ´ω`) Your mother has a generous pimp.

447 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5224 09:55

( ゚ ヮ゚) Will she bring mittens!?

448 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5224 14:52

ミ*゚ー゚) Maybe. She said that the rehab center had her doing crafts as part of her therapy.

449 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 20:34

( ´ω`) Great, more macaroni pictures.

450 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 01:01

( ゚ ヮ゚) Macaronis! Sounds almost like Mittens!

451 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 04:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was 4-ch like when Mittens had her own thread to natter on about her personal obsession with knitted handcoverings?

(・∀・) Oh, wait, she still does.

452 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 11:47

( ´ω`) Management's got her doing guest spots in all the character threads, Junior. Polls indicate that she's everyone's favorite.

453 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 14:08

( ・∀・)Grandpa why are you so fat have you consdiered a diet old man haha you will never surpass me now

454 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 15:39

( ´ω`) Yes, I could never hope to surpass your levels of stupidity, Junior.

455 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 18:49

( ゚ ヮ゚) Everybody loves mittens, Mittens, MITTENS, MITTENS

( >ヮ<) MIIIIT-TEEEENNNSSSS!!!

( ゚ -゚) Whew, I'm pooped.

456 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 20:17

(・∀・) Grandpa! Tell us another mildly disturbing fact about your current sex life!

457 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 20:24

( ´ω`) I use mittens as condoms.

458 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 23:05

( ゚ ヮ゚)

( ゚ -゚) ewwwwwww

459 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5226 23:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, among the many jobs you've had in your life, which was your favorite?

460 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 01:25

( ´ω`) Volunteer beer taster.

461 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 02:12

( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens quality inspector!

(・∀・) Really? Why didn't you stay in the job?

( ゚ ヮ゚) I failed every mitten so I could keep them myself.

(・∀・) Duh, obviously they would fire you for that.

( ゚ -゚) No, but they set fire to all the failed mittens.

462 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 02:24

( ・-・) Serves you right, you greedy little strumpet.

463 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 04:07

( ゚ -゚) ...what?

464 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 17:59

( ´ω`) THAT explains why that masked whore insisted I use mittens as condoms!

465 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5227 18:57

( ・ิω・ิ) Wow, you too?

466 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 02:12

( ゚ -゚) .....

( ゚ -゚) I don't know what you guys are talking about.

467 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 12:35

( ゚ ヮ゚) WHORES!

468 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 12:55

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 WHORES!
 ⊂彡 WHORES!

469 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 15:45

( ・ิm・ิ) What's the ugliest part of your body?
( ・ิm・ิ) Some say it's your nose?
( ・ิm・ิ) Some say it's your toes?
( ・ิm・ิ) I think it's your mittens!

470 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 19:38

( ゚ -゚) ..... et tu, Frankpa?

(゚- ゚ )

|彡

471 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 22:24

( ´ω`) I thought she'd never leave.

( ´ω`) Time to hand out Christmas presents!

472 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 22:26

(・∀・) I got a new bicycle!

( ・ิω・ิ) I got tartar control nachos!

( ・-・) I got a rock.

473 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 22:36

( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole getting a brand new iPhone for Xmas thing.

474 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 00:32

ミ*゚ー゚) I got a bag of
ミ*゚-゚) ... oh, it's only chocolate money.

475 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 04:55

( ゚ ヮ゚) Did I get anything?

476 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 09:02

( ´ω`) I was going to get you mittens, but you allready BOUGHT ALL THE ONES IN THE CITY.

477 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 12:46

( ´ω`) So I skinned a pair of hamsters for you. If you stick your thumbs into their scrotal sacs, they're kind of like mittens.

478 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 17:02

( ゚ ヮ゚) Yay!

479 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5229 23:13

ミ*゚ー゚) I got a bag of

480 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 01:20

ミ*゚ー゚) bags.

481 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 04:56

(・∀・) Would those be ... funbags?

482 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5230 20:02

( `ハ´) I received everything in the refrigerator. My most heartfelt thanks, Grandpa.

|彡

483 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 14:18

( ´ω`) I'd appreciate it if you brought back the thing that looks like a paint can.

( ´ω`) That's the stool sample I was saving for the lab tests.

484 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 21:42

( `ハ´) I cooked it up for the stableboy already. He loved it.

485 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5231 23:38

( ・ω・) It's the only thing I've had to eat all month.

486 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 01:12

( ´ω`) Dammit, it could be weeks before I pass another one...

487 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5232 15:57

( `ハ´) I can offer you these premium laxatives at a bargain price.

488 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:36

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like back in your days?

489 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5233 17:36

( ´ω`) Back in my day, I could shit like a draft horse.

490 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 20:04

( ´ω`) Back in those days, I had no wife, no horse, no mustache, and things were just peachy. We had just finished punishing Germany for bombing Pearl Harbor, and I was up to my hips in adorable Filipino girls. It was paradise.

( ´ω`) Then WWIII happened, and everything went up in nuclear fire. And it was then that I grew a mustache.

491 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5235 22:02

(・∀・) Why a mustache, Grandpa?

492 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 00:46

( ´ω`) The mutants wouldn't eat me if I had a mustache. They didn't like the way it tickled their throats on the way down.

493 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5236 20:21

(・∀・) So what's with the nutsack?

494 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 01:46

( ゚ ヮ゚) It's so he can wear more mittens

495 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 20:52

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was the internet like before SomethingAwful was replaced by a domain parker website?

496 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 21:32

( ´ω`) The nutsack happens to all the men in our family. You'll get yours around age 12.

497 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5237 22:23

(・∀・) Speed it up, Cramps. You're two topics behind.

498 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:23

( ´ω`) Go to your room. You're annoying me.

499 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:25

( ゚ ヮ゚) What was your proudest GET?

500 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:26

( ・-・) What a stupid question.

501 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5238 22:35

( ´ω`) That would be the rare 501get, which I use to make custom bluejeans.

502 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 12:27

( ・-・) What a stupid answer.

503 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 17:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, I know doing drugs is bad, but is selling them to make a profit?

504 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 18:08

( ´ω`) You wouldn't sell them to make a loss, would you?

505 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 19:40

(・∀・) If I wanted to get revenge on someone by giving them a crack addiction...

506 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 22:24

(・∀・) Or if I'm just feeling generous...

507 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5239 22:45

  No generosity in this house!
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508 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 19:05

( ・-・) Take your pills, Grandpa, I'm generously giving them for free.

509 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 19:34

( ´ω`) Okay.

510 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 19:52

(・∀・) Take your smack, Grandpa, I'm generously shooting it up your veins for free.

511 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 19:56

(・∀・) See that's my hook. First shot's free, but seconds are double.

512 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 20:02

( ´ω`)っ Thanks, but I can do that myself.

( ´ω`)

|ω` ) ...Now to go sell all this, and spend the profits on beer.

|彡

513 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 20:26

(・∀・) All according to keikaku. Now I just have to call the FBI.

514 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 20:41

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       ∩・∀・)<  Hello, FBI?
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515 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 21:14

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)<  Could I speak to Agent Rotch? First name Mike.
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       ∩・∀・)<  Got kicked in the nuts, eh?
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516 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 23:09

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       ∩・∀・)< I'm sorry, I missed part of that because your post was too long.
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517 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 07:34

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518 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 14:53

( ´ω`) So who ya talkin' to?

519 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 18:48

(・∀・) Well, I thought it was the FBI, but apparently I was talking to the cookie monster.

(・∀・) Stupid toy phone I HATE IT!

520 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 19:35

( ´ω`) Whatever you do, be careful with it. You might damage the camera I hid inside it.

521 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 21:13

(・∀・) You haven't been selling videos of me to those voyeur porn sites again have you grandpa?

522 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 22:23

( ・-・) Oh, how I fapped!

523 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:26

( ´ω`) So you masturbated, eh?

524 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:27

(・∀・) You bopped your baloney?

525 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:28

( ´ω`) You hit up the backstage party with Rosie and the Five Fingers?

526 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:28

(・∀・) You spanked Elvis?

527 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:29

ミ*゚ー゚) You waxed the dolphin?

528 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:30

( ゚ ヮ゚) You spit in the mitten?

529 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:30

( ・ω・) You played with your doll?

530 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:31

( ´ω`) You hammered out a contract?

531 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:36

( ・ิω・ิ) You danced to the five knuckle shuffle?

532 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 16:52

( ・-・) All of those, AND MORE!

533 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 19:04

( ゚ -゚) You're gross.

534 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 20:12

( ・-・) Yup, I'm the gloss on your vagina.

535 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 22:33

>>528 wins three internets.

536 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:09

( ・-・) I was >>528

537 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:41

>>535

( ´ω`) We don't pass out "internets" here, son. We only have mittens and useless clones

538 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:46

( ・-・) Hey cramps, I was >>528, he gave me internets

539 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 23:56

( ´ω`) What he gave you was a LIE

540 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 00:38

( ・-・) Grandpa, who wrote this shit of a script?

541 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 02:11

( ´ω`) I did, and you are grounded, young man.

542 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 14:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did you become so strict?

543 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 19:15

( ´ω`) A long time ago, in the age of dinosaurs. Those critters were running wild so I slammed my fist on the desk to show who's the boss... thus accidentally creating the Chick's Club crater.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) Ph34r m3

544 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 20:35

( ・-・) I totally score at the Chick's club all the time guys.

545 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 20:39

(・∀・) All the time guys? I would have thought that he'd be able to pick up some women there. But, that's beady eyes for you.

546 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 21:08

( ・-・) "Ph34r m3"? Clonepa, I thought I told you to stop playing with those goddamn masks already.

547 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 21:24

Scream and run in horror from my terrifying visage!
    ∧__∧  ∩
   (,,´ω`)彡☆
    ⊂彡☆))-・) ow sorry OW ow ow sorry OW
     ☆

( ´ω`) Here I go to the trouble of picking up the lingo of you hip youngsters and all I get is mockery!

548 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 00:15

(・∀・) Would you like some cake?

549 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 01:35

( ・-・) If this is going where I think it is then you can fuck right off.

550 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 01:35

( ・-・) By the way, I'm taking this GET.

551 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 08:45

(・∀・) Grandpa, how long will it take Beady to figure out that nobody cares about 550?

552 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 13:23

( ´ω`) Let him have his fun. It's all he has, what with his whole extended family dying of lupus.

553 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 20:04

( ・-・) no....

( ・-・) No!

( ・0・) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

554 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 20:46

( ・-・) What about 555?

555 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 21:52

(・∀・) 554 GET!

556 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 21:53

(・A・) missed

557 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 22:01

( ´ω`) What's with that vagina face in >>553?

558 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 01:28

(・∀・) He wants a dickgirl to have sex with it like in that cartoon I saw.

559 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 02:53

( ・-・) It's Jissouseiki. Kill it.

560 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 11:04

Gladly.
( ´ω`)つ)━( x-x)

561 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 14:26

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

562 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:11

( ・-・) No!

563 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:12

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

564 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:13

( ´ω`) And there was much rejoicing.

565 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:24

( ・ー・) I heard beady eyes died. I'm his kid brother, Beady Eyes. I'll be replacing him from now on.

566 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:45

-=AND THEN ALL THE BEADY EYES DIED=-

567 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:45

( ´ω`) And there was so very much rejoicing.

568 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:50

( x-x) ( x-x)  (x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x)  ( x-x) (x-x ) ( x-x) ( x-x) ( x-x)
 ( x-x)  ( x-x) ( x-x) (x-x )   ( x-x) ( x-・) ( x-x)  

569 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 16:13

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD DIED=-

570 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 16:26

( ´ω`) (・∀・) Except for us.

571 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 16:30

( ´ω`) Well, I guess it's time for us to repopulate the species.

572 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 17:10

-=AND THEN GRANDPA AND JUNIOR DIED=-

573 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 17:21

     | \
     |Д`)   Everyone died.
     |⊂     I can dance now !
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
             >    TAN

574 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:46

-=AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD TOO=-

575 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 19:19

( ´ω`) Is this going to turn out to be another TAKE YOUR PILLS GRANDPA FIREPANCE GIGGLESING thing?

576 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 19:29

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    Giggle
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   Sing Giggle
         (  へ)    Giggle Giggle
          く       Sing

577 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 20:34

(・∀・) I think that was "gibbelsig", Grandpa.

578 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 20:56

( ´ω`) You youngsters and your incomprehensible lingo...

579 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 23:10

(・∀・) English is a constantly growing and evolving language, Grandpa.

580 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 23:32

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY CAME BACK TO LIFE EXCEPT BEADY EYES=-

581 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 01:01

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES CAME BACK TO LIFE, TOO=-

582 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 01:16

-=ONLY TO DIE OF A HORRIBLY PAINFUL CASE OF BURSITIS=-

583 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 01:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many narrators does this story have?

584 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 01:47

( ´ω`) Not sure. At least one of them has it in for our little pill pusher.

585 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 06:29

( ●∀●) DID SOMEONE SAY PILLS?!

586 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 10:21

-=AND THEN EVERYBODY ATTENDED THE SPLENDID FUNERAL FOR THE MAGNIFICIENT PLUCKY PILL PUSHER=-

587 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 12:03

-=ONLY HE STILL WASN'T QUITE DEAD=-

588 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 12:37

-=BUT THEY BURIED HIM ANYWAY=-

589 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 13:23

-=AND DANCED ON HIS GRAVE=-

590 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 15:11

( ・-・) None of that happened.

591 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 15:23

-=DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT BEADY=-

592 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 15:32

-=JUST BE DEAD AND MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY=-

593 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 15:37

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR COMMITTED SUICIDE=-

594 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 16:12

( ・-・) Which one?

595 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 16:59

-=THE ONE THAT LIKED YOU=-

596 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 17:05

( ・-・) oh okay

597 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 17:26

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Narrator Infestation of 2008?

598 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 17:32

-=FLASHBACK TO 1993=-

599 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 17:52

( ´ω`) It sure is great living in 1993.

600 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 18:09

(・∀・) It feels like it's been 1993 for 600 years.

601 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5248 18:34

( ゚ ヮ゚) That's because it has.

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 00:17

-=BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME, BUT IN A DIFFERENT PLACE=-

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 00:47

          ∧_∧
        ⊂(・ω・ )つ-、 
      ///   /_/:::::/  Oh darn...
      |:::|/⊂ヽノ|:::| /」  
    / ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄ ̄/|
  /______/ | |
  | |-----------|

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 11:36

-=AND THEN THE NARRATOR REALISED THAT HE WASN'T FUNNY AND SO STOPPED NARRATING. FOREVER. THEN HE DIED.=-

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 12:18

( ´ω`) About damned time, too.

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 14:17

-=EVERYONE WILL SURELY MISS HIM. ESPECIALLY HIS BELOVED BU-N HERD.=-

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:18

-=OH WAIT, IS THAT A SENZU BEAN? SWEET.=-

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:18

(・∀・) Grandpa, why won't the dead narrator shut the hell up?

609 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( ⌒-⌒) -=THE NARRATOR IS EVERLASTING, JUNIOR=-

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:25

( ´ω`) Who is he talking to? And how does he make his voice do that?

611 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:28

( ゚ ヮ゚) When Star Trek was cancelled, why didn't George Takei become a professional announcer? His voice is excellent.

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 16:40

( ´ω`) George Takei is a credit to his race.

( ´ω`) All homosexuals should view him as a role model.

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 20:01

( ・-・) He loved to takeit in the rear.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 21:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, why won't Beady Eyes stfu?

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 21:56

( ・-・) You want to be georgered up your trekhole, Junior?

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:12

(・∀・) I repeat my question, ignoring the corpse.

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:46

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(´ω` )
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Can I speak to Beady Eyes, please?
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)<  I'm sorry, Beady passed away a few days ago.
□………(つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|

618 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:47

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(´ω` )
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Hi. Is Beady Eyes there?
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)<  Look, I told you before, Beady is DEAD!!
□………(つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:48

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(´ω` )
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Is Beady Eyes at home, please?
\___________________

       ∧ ∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
       ∩・∀・)<  Beady is DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! Why do you keep calling me?
□………(つ  |   \________________
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:49

         C∧ ∧
   ___    ○(´ω` )
 /◎\……C|  \
          ∧
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| I just love hearing you say it.
\___________________


Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaaaaa

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:50

( ・-・) Your tears and hatred give me strength.

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:51

-=MEANWHILE, THE NARRATOR HITS THE GYM FOR A SHORT CARDIO TRAINING SESSION=-

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:55

( ´ω`) What tears would those be? Tears of joyous laughter, perhaps?

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 22:57

( ・-・) Any tears will do. I'm versatile.

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5249 23:35

-=THE NARRATOR HAS COME BACK HOME. HE IS CHECKING HIS E-MAILS WHILE LISTENING TO 90'S ROCK=-

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 01:44

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 03:17

( ´ω`) They didn't ask that question back in 1776! No, they didn't have time back in 1776! Back in 1776, they were too busy singing songs!

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5250 14:07

( ´ω`) Yankee Doodle came to terms
( ´ω`) Writing Hart and Buber
( ´ω`) Stuck a Fuhrer in the heart
( ´ω`) And called it "Schickelgruber."

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 13:48

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 17:00

( ´ω`) They are raising an army of undead to terrorize a nearby town. They used to just hire mercenaries, but it got too expensive.

631 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5253 18:09

( ´_⊃`) It's up to us to fix it by bumping all the good threads back, isn't it?

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 12:43

( ´ω`) You Americans are always interfering in others' bumping.

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 12:52

-=THE NARRATOR IS CONSIDERING WHETHER TO INTERFERE TOO=-

634 Name: DOM!nEYcqSSXds : 1993-09-5255 15:12

( ・-・) Hey Yankee! You wanna pills?

635 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 19:05

( ´_⊃`) We eat rabbits in America.

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 19:31

( ・-・) You eat everything in America.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 20:32

  Nomnomnom
( ´ω( ・-・)

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 00:58

(・∀・) Looks like the jerkwads are gone, Grandpa.

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 07:24

( ´ω`) That was a good idea you had, feigning death until they grew uncomfortable enough to go away.

640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 13:17

)・-・) Biting off my cheek wasn't nice!

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 16:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before shift-jis?

642 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 16:55

('w`) You don't want to know.

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 19:12

( ;'A') That's horrible!

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:24

('w`) On the up side, we didn't need as much room.

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 19:33

(.-. ) Halp.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 20:22

>>645

)・-・) Good god... how revolting.

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:01


|~ ̄ ̄|
|____†__|
( ´ω`) okay... who made me a priest

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:44

(・∀・) Are you the Pope?

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:53

+)・-・) Is the Pope Zoroastrian? Of course he's the Pope, Junior! He's the grandpopest of them all. A real poop of a pope. The Grandpoobah of Bob Pope. The popelar choice of every Cardinal Error in the Papican. You get the picture?

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 22:41

|~ ̄ ̄|
|____†__|
( ´ω`) I summon Gozer the Traveller, the Destructor!

( ・ω・) 'sup?

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 22:52

(・∀・) Gasp!

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:16

( `ハ´) It cannot be!

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 23:19

( ⌒-⌒) Are you MAD?

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 00:23

( ゚ m゚) I'm not really into the whole Choose and Perish thing.

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 01:29

( ・ω・) Well, tough noogies. Choose the form of your destruction already.

656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 16:08

#)・-・) I'm terrified beyond the ability to think, so ask someone else.

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 09:36

( ・ω・) Ok, anybody else thought of something?

658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 12:17

( ・ω・) C'mon, gimme something to work with here. Throw me a bone, will ya?

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 14:33

( `ハ´)Could you think of something yourself? No pressure, just a little something you know. Then we'll sit down and discuss. Good, don't disappoint us now.

( `ハ´)While he's thinking that over, why don't we we all just head over to my excellent pool party?

660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 17:10

( ・ω・) The attendants of your pool party will know what it is to roast in the belly of a giant -

( ・ω・) Aw, just think of something already!

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:55

(・∀・) NO!

(・∀・) Grandpa, if masturbating makes you go blind, does that mean it's ok to masturbate if you're already blind?

662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 01:25

( ・ω・) You'll just become more blind.

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:13

-=THE FORM HAS BEEN CHOSEN=-

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:14

|~ ̄ ̄|
|____†__|
( ´ω`) Mua HA HA HA HAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 02:14

(・∀・) NO!

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