You were Menchi this whole time. That is some lame-ass shit. The only thing that comes close to being that lame is that I'm bringing it up like four years later.
Sure, I could have put things together. I mean you do like being near (hot, oily) men, thus the whole men+shii = MENchi. Or maybe it's menstruating+shii.
Seriously Shii, what the fuck? You little cock.