Attn: Shii. (107, permasaged)

1 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5212 20:59

You were Menchi this whole time. That is some lame-ass shit. The only thing that comes close to being that lame is that I'm bringing it up like four years later.

Sure, I could have put things together. I mean you do like being near (hot, oily) men, thus the whole men+shii = MENchi. Or maybe it's menstruating+shii.

Seriously Shii, what the fuck? You little cock.

64 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 03:36

Shii would even go as far as raiding his floormates' drawers and wearing their skirts.

65 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 03:40

I went to middle school with Shii and I thought he was gay, because he said it was rude to call people "gay" as an insult. Most of my friends said that made him a homo for sure.

66 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 04:29

I heard that Shii parades the streets of Boston promoting Ron Paul... in a CLOWN SUIT.

Will this man's perversions never stop?

67 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5214 10:06

Did I get banned over this? That's fantastic.

Shii, you and I go back a long way and I was merely bringing up something that I only recently discovered. Hell, you published it around three years ago; I'm just not very observant.

What happened between us? I remember better times in the wild west of world2ch. The sixteen year-olds in charge of the Internet back then didn't understand English, and therefore couldn't be power-tripping assholes.

68 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 11:32

Of course you got banned, nobody is allowed to speak ill of Libertine Shii

Plus that and as a general rule pedophiles have pretty thin skin when it comes to stuff like this

69 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 11:35

"Have we lost touch with what grief means? Grieving mothers become political tools for passing a law to stop future deaths. Cindy Sheehan mourns her son and tries to change the world so that we don't send our sons and daughters to die in a pointless, suicidal war. After a couple of months, we wonder at her sustained grief. "Why can't she get over it?" Has there ever been in human history a race of people so callous as we are today? You can't even say "I feel your pain" anymore without sounding utterly sarcastic. Try it.

I'll tell you who Cindy Sheehan would be in ancient Greece. She would be an epic hero out of Homer, the changing force of grief. She would step in between the Greeks and the Trojans on the battlefield, weeping for her son and telling them to stop. She would be slain while trying to hold back their weapons, and the noble parties to that war would feel so much guilt that their rage would be extinguished, and the war would end.

That's the way it worked back in ancient Greece. Those guys weren't all bad. All that's changed between then and now is how good we've gotten at getting callous. We brainwash ourselves so we don't think about how we are killing fathers, mothers, guys who are good at math, women who flirted once in a Baghdad mall. The insurgents don't think about us either. No grief, no despair. Just a dull throbbing.

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Shii, you're an emotional cripple and a complete emokid

Maybe the fact that you're a pedophile sank in a bit

70 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:23

0037, allow me to offer my apologies. I mistook your IP (67.169...) for the IP of the the troll in >>68-69 (67.159...) and banned you as an impostor of the real 0037. But then I unbanned both of you guys because the troll simply went bonkers and gave all of us in #4-ch a good laugh. Sorry for the mix-up.

Now that I've disentangled the two of you in your mind, your post in >>1 makes a great deal more sense to me. Yes, Menchi was me, and I put that on ESK solely to give you and the other world2ch people a bit of amusement waaaayyy after the fact. :)

I'm going to turn off the permasage on this thread too; it's not your fault we have a crazy person in DQN.

71 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:30

I suppose I should link to a page that will explain this backstory to the general public.

http://shii.org/knows/World2ch

Now, let the fun continue where it left off. Let's all enjoy ourselves and eat locally grown food!

72 Name: DADDY COOL : 1993-09-5214 12:49

I have no clue what just happened

73 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 13:02

>>70

A crazy person?

74 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:01

Did you keep a copy of the chatlogs, Shii?

If so, can you put them up somewhere? It's not fair just to hoard all the laughs for yourselves ;-;

75 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:18

( ίƒŽί) Fellow mitten-lovers!

( ίƒŽί) I have a dream!

( ίƒŽί) I want us all to combine our powers and help >>13-19,23,27-38,41-55,68-69!

( ίƒŽί) I want us all to somehow figure out a way for him to finally get a date with Shii!

( > ƒŽ<) It'll be the next Densha Otoko for sure!!!!!

76 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:22

i@MƒnLjI have my doubts, Mittens. Long distance relations are notoriously difficult to maintain.

77 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:24

( > ƒŽ<) We gotta we gotta we gotta!!!

( ίƒŽί) I just LOVE a happy ending!

78 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:50

i@MƒnLj...

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i@MƒnLjMaybe you're right. Who are we to stand in the way of potential love?

79 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 17:43

Well as long as she is of consenting age. Right, Shii?

80 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 17:54

( ίƒŽί) We're going to help you, >>79! Just hang on!

81 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 17:59

I've never had much of an interest in immature people, myself.

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82 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 18:00

Apparently Shii is also SOME GUY on Wikipedia, but he got banned. Probably for posting loli or smth.

83 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 18:55

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84 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 18:56

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85 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 19:01

( ίƒŽί) This isn't a party, people! We're supposed to be here so we can figure out how to get these two people together!

( ίƒŽί) First, we should...

( ίƒŽί) Wait, did somebody bring mittens?

( > ƒŽ<) MITTENS!

86 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 19:53

i@MƒnLjI am setting up a Paypal account to purchase >>79 a bus ticket to visit Shii.

i@MƒnLjKindly donate generously and often.

87 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 05:37

>>75
( ί ƒŽί) Imposter!

88 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 07:12

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89 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 17:51

Shii I'm not seeing an article on pedophilia on Everything Shii Knows and you can't possibly guess how upset this makes me !! !!

90 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 17:54

Shii does the invisible hand of the free market protect you from all harm

91 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 17:56

You should get a cloak of insults, like the one I have (apparently)

92 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 20:52

i@MƒnLjThe cloak of insults gives you +2 to psychological attacks.

93 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 21:59

( ί-ί) This isn't going quite as well as I was hoping...

( ίƒŽί) Well, let's not give up yet, everybody! We'll figure something out!

94 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5216 22:24

(* ߁[ί) If you want to confess your love, >>90san, it's now or never. Adam Smith's hand is waiting to take me into the AIR.

95 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 00:07

Yo Shii I can't exactly reconcile the buddhism with the libertarianism, help me out here

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 00:13

Why libertarianism, anyway

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 00:16

Why would I love you ??? ??? ???

Why would anyone love you, given what you are?

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 00:57

Don't question your feelings... follow your heart's true desire

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:01

Shii, what's with your creepy fascination with Hazuki

Is she your ANIME WIFE

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:14

Shii, when you grew up you were supposed to put aside childish things

101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 01:47

Wasn't this shit permasaged? Fuck.

102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 03:40

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103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 14:45

(EΝE) Shii, what was life like before the internet?

104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 15:19

(* ߁[ί) A lot more peaceful.

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:00

Hmm, mentioning Hazuki seems to upset you, I wonder why ???

106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 17:33

BTW, nice new homepage, shii

107 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5218 03:29

(* ߁[ί) >>105 I love Hazuki, she is my wife. I don't want to make this a question-and-answer thread, this is DQN for chrissakes. Send me an e-mail.

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