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when I first saw fox news with that Bill O'reily I thought it was satire
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1.Full Name: Travis Robbinson
2.Home Address: 4109 WOODHAVEN AVE BALTIMORE MD 21216-1539
3.Age: 24
4.Sex: M
5.Phone Number: (443)-975-9103
6.Country Of Residence: USA
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[03:27:51 AM] cyanhelkaraxe: I CRY IN THE WRONG FASHION IT HAS TENTICALS TENTICALS ARE GOOD TO HEAR
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Businesses model their offerings based not on what they can do... but what they think they can get away with.
I noticed the white whip before it lashed, not afterwards. Because then I winced and saw only eyelids. Well, maybe I just saw nothing. But I needed something tangible to focus on. Without focusing now, everything would crumble and leave me. You know, in movies people are whipped on the back. But this whipping was on my face, not my back. By this time in the revolution, I was used to such often denial of expectation. Paradigms shifted like fervent tectonic drifting.
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Mind: Poor
sex is strenuous exercise.
One complete bout of sex will burn between 200 and 1200 calories.
Your body goes through TREMENDOUS strain, and your brain eats up TONS of glucose during sex.
In fact, your brain will actually eat ITSELF if you orgasm too much in an hour. (10 times or so will result in brain damage as your brain attempts to eat itself to gain energy).
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THIS MOVIE FILLS YOUR RAM WITH TERRACOTTA PIE
I had to look up both Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck on Wikipedia.
I won't say I'm "better" for having this skill of "actor ignorance", but it is a skill I have that makes me better.
lazy bitfield seeding.
(quick hack of a way to do it
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YouTube, GameFAQs, LiveJournal, deviantART, and isoHunt are all running April Fool's Day pranks based on 4chan memes
It is a classic case of how Russia has made the transition from communism to capitalism by utilizing people’s (in this case, the KGB technicians) “transferable skills.” It was a favorite program of Putin. Since many of his former KGB comrades had no real skills, he was forced to put them into unskilled jobs in which brute force and power were adequate, such as taking over numerous Russian state-owned industries, repressing the urge of members of the press to say critical things about his administration, and flying old junky bombers close to foreign borders in an attempt to intimidate the West.
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Perpetual Motion in our lifetime, giving the big FU to physics!
This guy reminds me of the crazies who made Conservapedia because Wikipedia didn't count the Bible as a credible source of information nor acknowledge America as the greatest, most infallible nation on Earth.
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I tried that, but once I managed to get the piano set up I had difficulty working out which pedals did what and I couldn't see through the windscreen very well. Frankly, I thought it was a little dangerous. Now I only drive while playing the oboe.
Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for. In addition, please refrain from blogging about your personal life or about how your sister caught you masturbating.
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it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
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It is true that the king has made a truce with the duke of Burgundy for fifteen days and that the duke is to turn over the city of Paris at the end of fifteen days. Yet you should not marvel if I do not enter that city so quickly. I am not content with these truces and do not know if I will keep them, but if I hold them it will only be to guard the king's honor: no matter how much they abuse the royal blood, I will keep and maintain the royal army in case they make no peace at the end of those fifteen days.
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Saying java is good because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
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Theodore Roosevelt was once asked if he'd like to shoot a bear. He was all like, "Hell yeah, I'd like to shoot a bear!" But they brought him to a bear cub that was tied to a tree. Roosevelt refused to shoot the bear, saying it would be "unsportsmanlike" (perhaps preferring to wrestle the bear naked), then kicked the dude in the nuts for being such a douche. And that's why they call them "Teddy" bears.
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Kgk must be living in a huge house with high walls like fortress.
He is another spoiled millionare son.
I don't have a nerve to show my face and say
provacative things on youtube, living in a hut.
I am easily exposed to the society and threatened to be attacked.
Kgk is protetced by mansion.
Lol Touhou hijack.
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>That movie is pretty cool
I can't agree. I'd say it's very hot
>>124's mommy is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
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I saw the first episode of xxxholic because I thought it was hentai.
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Well, never mind all that, >>1. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".
Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.
And you, >>1, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
>It's like Death Note I suppose.
NO, NO, AND NO.
Code Geass is nothing like Death Note, it merely borrows some elements.
While Death Note, at least in the first half, presented strategic actions with coherent consequences, Code Geass only delivers plot-aided success.
It's as deep as fucking Yu-Gi-Oh.
Lelouche is introduced as a brilliant strategist, but the show doesn't focus on strategy. We only get to see the results, it never gives the viewer
detailed information about any of his actions - the show assumes he did something brilliant and we only get to see consequences.
We see Lelouche sitting in his mecha giving some generic orders, and the next thing we see is how his troops defeat the enemies.
Or in the first episode of the new season - Lelouche begins playing chess against some mafia-chess-genius, and the next thing we get to see -
OH LOOK - HE DEFEATED HIM EASILY.
No, Code Geass is not like Death Note - it wants to be Death Note, or pretends to be Death Note in order to be more popular, but it doesn't
reach the same level of strategic depth.
Legend of the Galactic Heroes is the only anime series I've watched which displayed military tactics and strategy realistic.
It's almost... Shakespearian.
what I'm trying to say is that when a company that's enjoyed success for years decides that their success is due to some special insight or knowledge - the market corrects them. IBM thought they were the leaders in PC technology and made a turn and marched off into the distance. They didn't realize that nobody followed them until much later.
Oggi ho toccato per sbaglio la mano di una ragazza scendendo dall'autobus.
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