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1: so those magic japanese toilets (3) 2: [FAP] I have left my WHITE MARK... [FAP] (33) 3: The end of the world again, or something (3) 4: I'm about to become a victim of identity theft (18) 5: Anime Club (7) 6: Buddhists out here? (32) 7: Lucid dreaming (9) 8: japan was owned by australia in soccer (21) 9: [survey] Cocks [serious!!] (43) 10: waving as opportunities pass b y (6) 11: No Title (4) 12: SEX IN YOSHINOYA (2) 13: The search for a lost lolocaust (40) 14: [Problem] How do I get rid of fleas? [Help!] (10) 15: Help these people out (6) 16: I got a new mobile phone LOL (12) 17: [homework] A worthless thread [lolz] (2) 18: let's get 1000 by orz!!!!!!! (1052) 19: Thread for finding "DQN" or "VIP" in your ID (1024) 20: ITT We Talk About Mods (25) 21: Moving Troubles (6) 22: The Eurovision Song Contest (14) 23: ITT we post new movie ideas [SUGOI] (20) 24: ー鮫島ーShark Islandー鮫島ー (10) 25: I got a new cat today. (48) 26: Let's play iSketch! (14) 27: Thread for finding "DQN" or "VIP" in your ID even if you failed the first time (492) 28: VIP KARA KIMASUTA (11) 29: ITT we discuss the iichan blackout! (16) 30: [FAST]RAGING RIVERS OF SCROLLING TEXT (10) 31: ITT we list reasons why Tom Cruise is hot (11) 32: showabuddy.com (5) 33: Where can you find 4-ch on the internet? (13) 34: What is a j-rock nazi? (7) 35: I'm officially aroused (23) 36: Physical compatibility (7) 37: Is iichan down? (6) 38: [Idea] 4-ch karaoke contest! (108) 39: ITT we post something SUGOI [cool!] (5) 40: Your Stripper Story (6)

so those magic japanese toilets (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-02 08:30 ID:+lLpHEZe

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-02 21:12 ID:NvqjVLHM

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-03 19:36 ID:gzzs0H9Y

SUPERIOR

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[FAP] I have left my WHITE MARK... [FAP] (33)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 04:13 ID:Heaven

We're all addicted to masturbating, right? Well, tell us your stories of conquest, whether over (or in) the oceans, high in the sky, or in someone's hair without them noticing.

I've fapped in two oceans and two seas, four major airlines, in three countries and three states. My mostc excellent fap was in midair, so to speak: covering myself with one of the plane's blankets and pretending to sleep I proceeded to normalize the vector right then and there, without being noticed at all.

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25 Name: ID:Heaven : 2006-06-30 08:41 ID:Heaven

I am leaving my white mark ITT

fap fap fap

26 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-06-30 17:18 ID:8yNeYOc5

fool in a joke thread you don't go whining about manners

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-30 19:52 ID:Heaven

sage

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 08:18 ID:Y0Bo7fWf

i came in my hair one time

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 10:06 ID:Heaven

sage

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 13:01 ID:NDsUIdKo

>>28 I came in your hair one time too.

31 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-07-03 03:40 ID:QFLbV2V3

THREAD HIJACKED

ITT we bukkake on me

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-03 04:43 ID:V6C0nh0w

There is a cancer in my mind. Vile urges have infiltrated and corrupted all of my sexual fantasies, making me dream of abusing, raping, torturing and killing innocent women- sometimes girls. What's more... these urges have warped me to the point where they have convinced my conscious mind such things are acceptable; "it's only fantasy," "no one's getting hurt." But they aren't. Some day, I will succumb and destroy a life for my own disgusting gratification.

There is only one way I can banish these urges and think clearly. I fap furiously every night, not for the pleasure, but for the scant few moments of freedom from my twisted sexual desires that come afterward. I write to you now from within those moments, my hands still stained with gelatinous white, waiting for the time when my perversions will conquer me once more.

Would that a benevolent surgeon could simply remove my testicles and free me from this hell. But no, this is the great country of America, and such things are considered barbarous. Perhaps they'll listen to me after I've raped and murdered a flock of their lovely females.

For now, I leave my white mark.

33 Name: frigid onanoko : 2006-07-03 06:27 ID:8yNeYOc5

step 1: personal hygiene

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The end of the world again, or something (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-30 14:56 ID:YQhMFrrK

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-30 20:59 ID:rCIhRQeK

Dude, my friend would so enjoy this. There's problems with it though. We all know that the end of the world can't happen until the white buffalo march across the desert in their nylon stockings. Since that hasn't happened yet, we may have years left.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 13:41 ID:Roy4Xna/

I figured that eon8 was some apocalpytic bullshit or something, although the idea of a social experiment like that is pretty cool.
Mostly I was pissed that everyone on 4chan was talking about it but I couldn't even access the site to figure out wtf it was.

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I'm about to become a victim of identity theft (18)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-27 22:32 ID:8rt2/V+p

Today while my dad was attending a sports event, I received a call from his cell phone, according to caller ID. When I picked up, it was this guy who identified himself too quickly for me to catch quite who he was, saying "I know this sounds really weird, but" he wanted to know whose phone he was calling from, because it had been left, and he could maybe look up my dad's ticket to the game and return the phone. He asked my home number, in case he had to call me again, our address in case he had to mail the phone, and if my dad was with anyone at the game (I said no). I wasn't sure about the whole thing, but I figured if this guy already had my dad's cell phone, that additional information couldn't hurt.

My dad didn't find the phone at the lost and found, and we've tried calling it repeatedly; it rings and no one picks up.

It turns out that my dad had the social security number of everyone in our family stored on his phone, which is one of those all-in-one gadget phones, and which has no password or access control whatsoever. What a brainy idea. The numbers were only identified by first name, though. So now some crook out there has all our social security numbers and full names and our address. Lovely.

Has this ever happened to you guys? And is there anything I should do to prepare for the imminent identity theft?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-28 14:30 ID:Heaven

>>1
i feel so sorry for you. has the thief done anything with his new ids?

10 Name: 1 : 2006-05-28 21:22 ID:8rt2/V+p

Nevermind, the person who had the phone called back. Despite the suspiciousness, it's actually someone with one of the sports teams and they're going to mail the phone. Sorry for jumping to conclusions. I hope you guys were entertained anyway.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-28 23:21 ID:l3ajQ36l

lol

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-29 01:14 ID:4dKYbgDg

Yeah, I probably would have called and done the same as the guy >>1 mentioned.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-29 20:20 ID:4J25q6Ye

>>10
You threw the phone onto the field? wwww

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-29 20:31 ID:tkzsOCI/

>>1
Have the phone company track the phone.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-30 00:42 ID:Heaven

>>14
Before it became a moot point, I figured the crook had just thrown the phone in a dumpster and left it on, after copying the identity-related information. I guess tracing the phone's location could still help find it though.

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17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-30 02:31 ID:T7+6/Ag0

you're dad's fucking stupid for having social security numbers on his cell phone. honestly. if anything, you should demand that he removes yours

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-07-01 04:28 ID:Heaven

>>17
signed

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Anime Club (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 05:48 ID:dTGcsOrP

What is an anime club? what do you do there? I don't think we have one in our town

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 06:31 ID:pIAhnJSW

what the hell do you think. you gather up and do nerdy shit. it's cool

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 06:41 ID:dTGcsOrP

right... I'm 20 plus. I don't wanna get stuck between a bunch of 12 year old yugi-oh freaks or narutards. so I better not make one, or go to one

4 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-06-29 08:36 ID:lZSJBVJs

sif it's a bunch of 12 year old yugi-oh-freaks and stuff. Have you even seen anime other than those? Don't go and juge others when you dont know jack about them.
I go to the anime club at my university. Basically every saturday night, the club would rent out a lecture theatre and play a number of anime episodes from 6hours. And it ranges from uni freshman to middle age men and women. Part of it is a bit sad I admit but people who go def aint 12 year old kids. And I'm 22 and I still watch anime >>3 and it's not a sad thing either. bsides, there are anime that aint even suitable for 12 year olds (and they are NOT hentai)

5 Name: Alone with /b/tards in Tampa : 2006-06-29 12:00 ID:BRlWVCOR

I go to an aime club every meeting in my local area. My problem is most of them are /b/tards. I have to admit one of the most annoying things to hear are people speaking memes out loud.

Still all of them are either in their 20s or 30s and the oldest one there is in their 40s. So its not really 12 year olds and as its once every two weeks its cool.

Still it would rock if they had more members so I'll go ahead and post their website here with hopes that someone here at 4-ch lives in Tampa.

http://www.tampabayanime.org/

6 Name: samapuma : 2006-06-29 17:20 ID:W4gJsMrI

Anime clubs are a lot of fun. I've been going to anime clubs since I WAS 12...kind a wierd hunh?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 19:39 ID:Heaven

Related thread:
Anime clubs - http://4-ch.net/anime/kareha.pl/1130886078

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Buddhists out here? (32)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-05-05 05:41 ID:SpxXSbyP

Just wondering. I'm a Rinkai Zen practicioner myself, although I'm not very devoted or anything.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-02 00:27 ID:xU9WiPXU

>>22
I meant in terms of scholarship. The Buddhism that most people know (and talk about) is more or less manufactured bullshit from Suzuki and Henry Olcott. I mean, shit, Olcott's book is more or less the "holy book" for Sri Lankan Buddhists, and it was written by some Civil War vet who couldn't read Sanskrit at all.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-02 00:59 ID:PhXqEZEf

>>23
Maybe this was true in the 1970s, but I think there is more discussion of real Buddhism today than ever before.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-04 13:33 ID:X8beFXi8

A member of my family is in the Soka Gakkai. For years I thought Buddhism was about repeating Nam-myoho-renge-kyo for hours everyday.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-11 04:16 ID:ar9ZhrcS

>>23
On what basis do you make these claims? I haven't read anything written by either author, but I do have a book compiled by Suzuki on Zen.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 08:45 ID:vGRSZxv0

Soka gakkai is just a CULT. They're the criminal religious group.
I heard that every common Japanese knows it.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 09:03 ID:DI/8xMA1

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29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 23:43 ID:1WuI+ylr

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-28 03:22 ID:Heaven

>>29
Yes.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-29 17:18 ID:GRdGHzRF

Shii ITT.

32 Name: shii : 2006-06-30 15:09 ID:Heaven

>>31
good eyes!

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Lucid dreaming (9)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-16 18:56 ID:gz3zW6Fk

ITT we discuss lucid dreams.

I used to lucid dream occasionally, but recent school-related stress has made it more difficult for me to even remember my dreams. Now my summer vacation has started, and hopefully I will succed in having lucid dreams again...they are often quite entertaining

Any other lucid dreamers here on 4-ch? I need advice in how to increase the chance of my dreams becoming lucid ones.

For those who don't know wtf I am talking about: a lucid dream is a dream where you are aware of the fact that you are dreaming, while dreaming, and able to control the dream as you desire.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-16 20:00 ID:6hcaGOke

>>school-related stress

Angst

∫__∧∧
⊂_⊂(*。_゚)⊃

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-17 13:00 ID:dHnkHmSm

I've dreamt lucidly before, but my control always seems pretty limited and not really worth the time/energy to induce LD.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-19 01:44 ID:XTiRTHrH

>>1

Thinking about it all the time helps. Or at least right before you go to bed.

I can't lucid dream very often, but what's fun is figuring out how to stay awake when your body goes into sleep paralysis. It's very scary and weird.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-19 08:20 ID:14tDlQRO

I've done it before... most of the time when it happens, it's right before I'm supposed to wake up (like I might hear the alarm go off in the back of my mind), or after I wake up and go back to sleep because I want to finish the dream I was having.

At least once I was disappointed during teh dream, because I wanted to finish a dream, but I knew that I could now make anything I wanted happen. Knowing that, I pretty much tried to make things progress as I thought they would have.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-19 23:28 ID:+vMi1oe6

You can work to increase the number of lucid dreams that you have. I tried that for a while with pretty good results. For some reason, though, I fell out of it. My current sleep scedule is far too messed up to try that again, though.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 08:18 ID:dXXW2/o3

OP here, I had a lucid dream this morning, but it wasn't very vivid...but I'll definitely practice more, this was my first lucid dream for a very long time. In the dream I did the usual stuff, flying around and observing the dream.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 20:36 ID:dXXW2/o3

Does anyone know good tutorials?

I know two sites:
http://www.dreamviews.com
http://www.ld4all.com

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 21:15 ID:b1nhjeO9

>>5
That sounds familiar. You realise you're responsible for telling the story and it's less interesting that way.

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japan was owned by australia in soccer (21)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-12 16:20 ID:Il7QziEg

.-. 3-1 in the last 10 minutes

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-13 11:27 ID:xMkMljpS

>>9
lol

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-14 01:20 ID:HBWTVRs3

rather stupid to compare WW2 in 1945 vs the world cup 2006.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-14 03:38 ID:tltVwn8r

>>1
Hi Squeeks

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-14 05:07 ID:54GLytll

Aus is up against Brazil next....

well, it was fun while it lasted....winning, i mean.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-14 09:51 ID:+vG/nV5g

Zico can't be happy about this

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-15 11:55 ID:F3N/8KGq

>>13
life must be rather shitty without a sense of humor.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-15 13:49 ID:DMAOOSXk

>>11
Of course it was. Everybody knows Al Gore invented it in 900 BC.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-18 00:09 ID:KN8sFHJT

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and AUSUTORARIA
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20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-18 02:22 ID:Lqb7mffn

>>19 it's OSUTORARIA

21 Name: Desperate otoko (no ko) : 2006-06-27 09:16 ID:lvGZukjQ

I say OZ was being an ass in that game. I count three times when Australia unfairly pushed JP players from the back. Not during headers mind you. One of them, which was never pointed out, was when Cahill of OZ elbowed the JP goalkeep and knocked him over.

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[survey] Cocks [serious!!] (43)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 14:53 ID:CzPckCyp

how long is your penis? just wondering. you have anonymity so you don't have to lie. if you don't have a penis, maybe you could post how deep your vagina is or something, i dunno.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 01:02 ID:kMtRa4/D

You heard your dick is on average 6 inches? Get a ruler!

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 01:29 ID:Heaven

Anonymous has a large penis.
Anonymous ALWAYS has a large penis.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 06:50 ID:ADUnCA6W

7.7

37 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 15:24 ID:nVSCO3jx

about 5.5 inches. oh well!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 15:49 ID:jWaNFBLm

The size doesn't matter one darn bit, it's how you use it X_X

39 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 17:53 ID:4XeJa6fb

>>38
Or if you use it. I'm the biggest one here so far and I'm a virgin orz

40 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 04:51 ID:5JNMzu1E

41 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 06:11 ID:4XeJa6fb

>>40
According to that, I'm in the top 3% or whatever in penis size. I'm off the fucking chart in other areas.
What's with the circumference thing, though? An average penis is 5 inches in circumference?! Mine must be like 3 or so... wtf. Must measure tonight.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 08:59 ID:Heaven

Whoops, just measured. I'm not 8.5, just 8. :/
I did a circumference check though, and I got 5.5, so I guess I'm relatively thin but long.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 01:25 ID:FUmAo2fc

>>40 Maximum length of head: 3 inches? I'm scared ):

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waving as opportunities pass b y (6)

1 Name: Klaymen : 2006-06-26 05:05 ID:ukc7ZQN6

This is a thread for all those who feel like standing up for something, but when the time comes, it just passes you by. Post your experiences and hopefully by the end we can get a whole batch of vilgilanty nut cases

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 06:03 ID:LrGN1KIr

>vilgilanty

You couldn't mean 'vigilant' or some transmutation thereof, could you?

2GET

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 08:25 ID:AylIgO9v

>>1

my life (so far)

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 15:09 ID:TvcPDNL0

Vigilanty should be spelled vigilante

It's where you take matters into your own hands. Batman is an example of a vigilante.

5 Name: Klaymen : 2006-06-26 19:08 ID:ukc7ZQN6

yeah that's what I meant, but it kinda proves my point. Already you all are standing up and correcting me. Those who didn't but knew I was wrong are who I'm trying to get through to.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 21:58 ID:LrGN1KIr

>>5
So... then you'll never have anyone you're trying to reach posting? orz

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