In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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fucked my little brother in the nose

I should have specified that this is supposed to be a more serious kind of thread. Asshattery is really better fit in /dqn/ ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I've masturbated to pictures of little girls :(

And I'm not guilty of it

: (

Related blog linkage:
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

i tried to have sex with my little brother, but i didn't know how

>>6
Are you a guy or a girl?

Same as >>4

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>>7
i have a HUUGE penis!

also same as >>4
(boring confession thread)

I'm a straight male, and I get an erection when I see gay porn.. I don't understand why!

>>11
I have a female friend who likes to watch my lesbian porn. I can guarantee she's heterosexual.

I once stole money that lay around on a desk in a class of mine in elementary school. It was just change, not even a whole buck. I just did it to prove to myself that I wasn't a total pansy.

I once told a girlfriend of mine that I deleted all of my porn from my computer since I didn't need it anymore because I had her which made her happy. In reality I just lost most due to a HD crash and recollected most of it and even more afterwards.

I have a little sister who is very smart and doing lots of good things with her life. I still believe she is developing a total bullshit personality and I hate to hear her laugh which I think sounds totally fake. I believe it's kind of my fault and that I should have been closer to her.

Once, in front of my neighbours family, i completely ignored this mentally challenged girl that went up to me and said "hi!" I don't know why I did it, but I was so ashamed afterwards.

>>13

> I once told a girlfriend of mine that I deleted all of my porn from my computer since I didn't need it anymore because I had her which made her happy. In reality I just lost most due to a HD crash and recollected most of it and even more afterwards.

Thank goodness you saved some of it and downloaded some more, I thought you had done something so silly as being out of porn.

In third and fourth grade I systematically carried out a small animals genocide. Insects, mice, frogs, etc. Hundreds and hundreds of them. Sometimes at night I can still hear them scream. 8(

>>16
I never went past small insects.

same as >>4, orz

Same as >>4 lolz

I post in /b while crossdressing.

Sup same as >>4 crew?

same as >>4

also, my gf is 15 years old

Needs more confessions that don't involve pedophilia.

Also, >>20 fancies his sister.

I spent three years of my life without going more than two waking hours without getting stoned.

Cocks! I like cocks.

>>12

girls do that

I have never done anything awfull in my life ever, I am a perfect person

>>26
That´s awful.

>>26 is guilty in being perfect.

>>4 is a popular confession
How about everyone who has done >>4 contributes another confession?
Sometimes I lie to friends about having to do stuff instead of going out with them to movies/etc. I always feel really guilty about it during and afterwards...

>>29
I've done that a lot, too. Still am.

I bullied a dorky girl in middle school and some dorky guy, even physically hurt them some times. This despite being bullied myself a lot in school myself.

>>29
everyone lies to their friends, let's hear some real stuff

i still live with my parents but instead of doing something with my life i spend all my money on getting drunk/high downtown and hitting on my friends ex-girlfriends

twice now, i've shagged my best friends ex-girlfriend, seperate ones, i'm sure freud would read something into this, but i'm of the opinion he was an idiot to dump them, at least one of them, the other is so and so

>>29
I don't have anything else to confess, though... all my confessions have to do with little girls and my imagination.

So with that eliminated, I am a perfectly moral person with nothing to hide. Hey, that feels a lot better! I should confess to my friends. (no)

I confess to >>4 also.

>>33
Confess something else already!

I was to lazy to walk to the bathroom, so I pissed in a coke can.(VERY HARD WITH MY HUGE CHAK) Oh course I'm a tard and leave it out and later on that day my sister takes a drink of it.[funny now, BUT FILLED WITH SHAME AS 6 YEAR OLD]

^ Sorry that was more of a guilt confession, as for real shame confession: I jerked off while taking a bath(olo gay) in my parents bathtub. I spent the next two hours cleaning the tub so I wouldn't get my mom pregnant.

I jerked off in the bathtub all the time when I was a teenager. Everyone in my house used it.
I think all kinds of confessions are fine in this thread, really. As long as you believe their content is serious enough.

i took modern japanese I in university

>>38 lol

I suppose the only really immoral thing I have done is selling drugs. Other than that I´m a good boy. Never raped a loli, never killed anyone, never robbed old ladies.

>>39
What kind of drugs?

I dropped out of High School.

:(

>>41

Well, why don't you go back? Be cool, stay in school.

>>40 Ecstasy and speed.

>>41 Knowing is half the battle!

confession to >>4 as well, media portrays us people too strongly.
once dated a 13yo, 4 years younger then me. 14th birthday present was sex, her idea. It's legal here.

Hmm...

>>4, I guess, but that's human nature.

>>31 I still live with my parents as well, but it's becuase I'm too busy with school to get a job and move out. Perhaps after college (or at least after I transfer to a 4-year.)

No, I don't really do anything.

I dropped out of university :((
I start again soon. I wasted 1.5 years of my life :(((

i went to university :((
i wasted a whole year of my life :(((

>>43
lol, rich boy drugs.
I have never done anything major, except download child pr0n. Don't have it anymore, tho.

So many people are confessing to >>4 that this thread doesn't give a cleansing feeling anymore. I may have to turn to the Catholic Church to truly erase my sins. Oh, wait.

Does the Church really keep it a secret, even for the worst of sins?

>>44
It doesn´t count if you too were a teenager lol
Still hot, though.

>>51
i guess that he was 50-60years old.

Twice now I've stolen stuff that wasn't attached to Radio Shack's display area. Afterwards, I felt kinda stupid because it's not as if I really wanted or needed the items, but rather took them to see if I could. They included: a tiny digital alarm clock, and a multi-tool with a LED light.

boring story GET

i sometimes pretend i'm a girl on the internet.
and sometimes people actually beleive i'm a girl, even after they see pictures of me O.O

>>53

Dude, steal some better shit. That's just pathetic. I hope that was a confession about how much you suck at stealing.

I was 19 almost 20 at the time,
regarding the earlier post about >>4 and sex.

I participated in making the "Pedobear" meme popular on 4chan and regret this retarded actions of mine very much now.

I regret missing Pedobear.

I also regret my indecisiveness. I wish I could make a decision.

And spending so much freetime playing games and watching G4.

And I really really regret the times I watch Johnny Extreme break things over his crotch.

I cry over TV shows, but not tragic events.