In this thread you post about awful things you have done in your life so far. Drugs, spousal abuse, blasphemy, incest, homicide or jaywalking - anything goes. Have at it, folks, you are Anonymous!
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>>60-61
That is kind of the point of this thread...
>>59 again.
Despite me telling my ex that I was "fine" with being fuckbuddies, I still miss being in a real relationship with her. This is also despite the fact she cheated on me....twice.
I masturbate too much. 4, maybe 5 times a day.
I really need sex badly :(
>>64
Save some money, buy a hooker's time.
>>67
OH SNAP!
>>63 again
Now this bitch wants me to help her through anorexia. Great. And I go through with it because I am a pussy.
>>69
haha, maybe we should start a club, i'm dealing with exactly the same problem
You could call it the "4-chers with 3D Girlfriends" club
I helped with the whole "AAIIRR" pseudo-meme. I also requested Blackbob in /f/ once.
For some reason, I masturbated to the same SJIS art of Yomi that some other guy admitted to on the AA board. I tried to focus on another picture, but choosing the one he already fapped to felt dirtier.
>>59
I do this too.
My life is pretty pathetic. The reason I like Densha Otoko so much is I can relate to it so hard. My family ignores me, and I still live with them. I hate my job. I spend all my money on Gundam models and Video Games. I steal anime and music off the internet. I am very, very guilty of >>4 . I told my girlfriend I deleted all my porn, when I never did (kind of like >>13). I tell my friend I've got things to do when I don't so I can stay home and do nothing. On the street if a bum asks me for money I freak out and give them 10 dollar bills because I feel bad - then I feel bad about giving them my money afterwards.
Other than feeling shame about my life in general and how pathetic I am, I try to be overly polite to everyone when really I'm an ass. I used to skip middle school and highschool constantly because I didn't do homework or feel like taking a test. I've smoked weed a few times in my life but not anymore. I've lied to ex-girlfriends many times, a few girlfriends I had were lies to begin with - I didn't want to be in the relationships but I can't say "no."
My current girlfriend is the best I've ever had, as well as the longest relationship. That being said, today is our 4 month anniversary, I've never seen her face, I'm in Michigan and she's in Hawaii.
Sigh~
I'm the guy that posted the "Britney Eats for Two" gif over and over and over again for weeks until it finally, finally caught on as a pseudo-meme or whatever you could consider it.
I wasn't the first person who posted it to /gif/, but after seeing the reaction it got, I felt the need to repost it. I haven't visited the forum in a couple weeks to repost the many versions, so I don't know if it's still going on all that much, but I'm certain that I will do it again.
>>75
Hahaha, I think I love you. Watching people freak over these minor annoyances and watching the consectutive drama and reposts by everybody else is the best thing ever.
PS: I am the guy who forced the Milhouse meme.
i chase the dragon (I smoke heroin of a sheet of tin foil)
Dont know why just do it
I posted a picture of several stillframes from a video showing someone (not pictured) setting a cat on fire in a tub over on another imgboard. I found the picture somewhere else.
I deleted the picture shortly after but now it gets reposted over and over. I wish I hadn't done it but I guess posting the picture doesn't really change anything about the event already having happened. I just think part of the reason why the sick person who lit the cat on fire did what he did was to create the outrage the picture has caused...
I hope I never become so weak & cowardly that I have to prove my control over life by torturing someone helpless to death.
i think i'm the person who started the 'i'm going to make a thread about my troubles with girls' wave that's been going over general lately
i'm sorry, kinda
>>79
As well as you should be. You don't have trouble with girls.
You sort it out.
>>79
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
I touched the DS screen without using the stylus. I'm sorry. orz
I became such an emo fag at one point that because I couldn't get a girl, I started trying to become gay so I could at least find a guy who would like me.
>>83 ftw
I am a contributing factor to the current shittiness that some people see in 4chan's /v/. I'm the one that started that "PS3 = $700, 360 = $300, etc." way back during those E3 stickies, and I've repeated them whenever possible since then.
Also, I'm the guy who reposts those Namco vs Capcom threads, and I'm behind the "looks like a fan mod for chrono trigger??" and I just do a whole bunch of trolling in general.
i listen to trance music
I have wasted the last 3 years of my life and am only 21.
Heck, I've wasted the last 17 years of my life and I'm only 17.
age = years without girlfriend
>>89
I meant it in the way "I was NEET 2 of the 3 last years and I'm starting my 4th"
I have contributed to popularize the delayclose.jpg meme on 4chan
ftboi, obviously.
People treat me like I'm hardcore and together, when I'm really shy, and confused.
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>>94
Heh, reminds me of my Middle School days.
No one would mess with me! Or so people claimed. But then again, it could have just been because I'm a nice guy.
Not awful, but shameful enough to compensate: I've had this nerdy on-and-off crush on this chick for like five years and it doesn't seem like I'll be doing anything about it anytime in the near future. I suck so much. ＿|￣|○
Oh well, at least I don't jerk it to children.
Also, I suck at finding the email field.
Also, you spelled sage wrong
now that im over her, i think it'd turn me on to see pics/movies of my ex being banged by the guy she cheated on me with
90% of these confessions are lame...
And the rest are creepy?
>>100 change your name to not a number
Once one of my friends i liked started going out with a 21 year old guy (we were 14) and they started having sex, I put on a hoody and a bandana over my mouth and beat him with a snow shovel outside his house one night, I was never caught.
"Anonymous" or not, it would be stupid to confess anything truly serious here.
I have posted in this thread....
A number is more anonymous
why?
And im not talking about confessions like rape or murder (hopefully no one who has done these things is on here) but most of the confessions have been stupid, as in completely non serious... I'll put in a decent confession later, i've got a few things that are something i'd never tell anyone, (unless anonyomous) but im too tired atm.
I've adopted 219 as my Anon name ^^
>>107 it's a thread number. that's confusing...
>>90
ftw
>>96 same thing xept it is mutual in my case and its more then a crush. i m so pathetic !!＿|￣|○ (i jerk it to children lol)
i jerk it to children lol"tha was me
kept a butterfly alive for decoration
then many came to the rescue and attacked me (seriously!)didn't hurt though...
I felt guilty so I killed it and the friends and some more when i got out HAHAHAHAHAAAA .... ＿|￣|○
>>103 yeaaaaa KEEP IT REAL!!!!cough*wangster*cough
I'm an insecure bastard. I hate people who are better than me at stuff.
i stole a 300$ mp3 player, i told everyone i bought it, i feel like such an asshole, and i mean, i havent told ANYONE...cept here now =P
i like to be humilated by girls sexually :O
I waste a lot of time posting messages on the Internet.
>>120
Come to http://4-ch.net/iaa/ . You're among friends.
>>119
I don't really like to, but that happens a lot to me anyway :(
I have crossed-dressed... to school... 3 times... in the last 4 months... orz
>>123 whether are you making the female to male jump or opposite?
>>123
craziness, care to give us a backstory?
>>123
Yes please! 4ch needs more traps.
>>127
Umm, I kinda tend to random things when I'm not on my meds?
There really is no backstory, I tend to get random ideas and go with them. Today is the first day that I've seen my normal hair color since... September, was it? I'm not sure. I usually have it dyed some wierd color. And for clothes, my closet ranges from preppy, to geek, to hardcore punk. I just tend to wear whatever I want, just to try to get some reaction out of people. So far my favorite time was this Christmas, when I was wearing one of my punk outfits, complete with spiked wristbands and a torn-up leather jacket covered in mud stains. Then, I put my green hair into goth spikes. And to top it all off, I tied tiny bells to each spike with red ribbon and went bell-ringing for the Salvation Army (charity work, if you aren't from around here). You should have seen some of the looks I got from some old ladies.
As for what I actually wore, the first time was something small, a Shojo Beat babydoll tee, that I had won in a raffle at a meeting for a local anime group, which coincidently, I had predicted I would. I wore an unbuttoned white dress shirt over it. I didn't really recieve any comments on it, and nobody other than a few friends knew that it was a girls shirt.
The second time was during spirit week, (the week before the homecoming game) I kinda was going overboard with the theme days (I went as Death wearing a cowboy hat for cowboy day) for crazy hair/backwards clothes day I wore a dress. I got a lot of stares and was called a "faggot" and gay a couple times. I also had a few of my teachers just shake their head.
The third time was the day after halloween, I had planned on borrowing a kimono from one of my friends to wear for halloween, but she was gone that day so I just got it from the next day and wore it. It was a pink and purple one with a giant, plastic reinforced pink bow. It went perfectly with my baby blue hair. It was real silk and damn comfortable. Got called a "faggot" by a kid I dislike, so I reported him to a teacher and he got an inschool suspension for the rest of the day. (Isn't forced diversity great?)
I've done other things, too. There is most likely going to several pictures of me in the yearbook getting makeup applied during stagecrew at the school musical. Oh, and if you can believe this after that story, I'm actually straight.
I'm sort of overweight and am very self-conscious.
I once dressed up in an ensemble consisting of many women's clothes to give myself the appearance of being a pimp. It worked.
I steal from people when they can't know.
So... are you gay? It's a shame with people shouting "faggot" and such, but i'm kinda curious now.
I pronounce sage "sayje" and DQN as if it were an initialism.
>>137
Me too. I posit that this is not wrong, but rather "just how we do it in the west".
I think I partially ruined a friend's life by introducing him to 4chan :(
I actually am doing the anonymous posting shit.
Part of me wishes my grandparents would die. Not because I hate them, but because of how much I care for them.
I desperately wanna go somewhere away from my family so that I never have to see any of them again, but I worry about my grandparents. They'd be crushed, and I just can't stand the thought of them suffering because of me.
But it can't be helped because even if I didn't have my conscience to worry about, I still don't have the resources to move out.
>>142
If you save carefully, then by the time your grandparents die, you'll be able to move out!
Save what? I don't have any source of income.
I have a shameful confession. I'm a guy, yet I can't parallel park.
>>146 me too
I imagine it's difficult, being an out of date console and all.
When I see a beautiful woman, my first thought is "Uho! Ii onna!"
Let's see, where should I start...
I'm muslim, in college now (community college, of course), was home-schooled all my K-12 life, and I'm introverted.
I want to make some friends, but I really don't know how, and am too scared to try.
When I was around 9 (I think) I "played games" with my brother who's 4 years younger than me... I had forgotten about it for a while, but when I remembered a few years ago I noticed it could be considered close to gay incest, and I really hope he has forgotten about it as he never mentioned it. Sort of scared about him mentioning it to our parents.
I feel like a loser since I still live with my parents.
I've known this one girl from the internet for like two years, and I've sort of fell in love with her. Heck, if she came to my house and asked me to run away with her, I probably would. However, she's too nice to ever do something like that, and I should as hell would never admit to her that I like her. She probably lives like, 2000 miles away, and I don't beleive in internet relationships. She's also 3 years younger than I am, and just turned legal.
Also... I want to have sex, but I believe in sex after marriage.
That's all.
i've posted in "The sad thread (´･ω･`)" three times.
and one of them was http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1133355900/66.
I visit /b/
>>151's account of his gay incest games with his younger brother totally turned me on.
one day i put on one of my sister's dresses and jerked off into a mitten while talking to my girlfriend on the phone.
I have no job or car or money or girlfriend. I live with my parents and contribute nothing to society. I have no ambition. I went to college for half a semester then left in disgust. I have no idea what I am doing with my life. I'm useless. I think that one of these days I'll just curl up in a corner somewhere and die.
:(