Is it just me, or were large parts of the Internet down just now? My packets seemed to be getting dropped at some Hurricane Electric server or something like that. (however it appears to be over now)
The Internet has been going through rough times recently. I think it's taken up drinking and doping.
Don't worry, it's just a phase in Internet's life. It'll get through it eventually.
THE INTERNET IS CURRENTLY GROUNDED.
PLEASE CHECK BACK IN THREE WEEKS.
Can internet come out to play?
The internet reminds me of the big monster in the end of Akira.
TETSUDO!
Internet is moping and listening to Linkin Park.
The internet's parents don't understand it. :(
ALL YOUR INTERNET ARE BELONG TO US!!!11!!11!!1
internet is serious business
An internet is out