We're all addicted to masturbating, right? Well, tell us your stories of conquest, whether over (or in) the oceans, high in the sky, or in someone's hair without them noticing.
I've fapped in two oceans and two seas, four major airlines, in three countries and three states. My mostc excellent fap was in midair, so to speak: covering myself with one of the plane's blankets and pretending to sleep I proceeded to normalize the vector right then and there, without being noticed at all.