[survey] Cocks [serious!!] (43)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 14:53 ID:CzPckCyp

how long is your penis? just wondering. you have anonymity so you don't have to lie. if you don't have a penis, maybe you could post how deep your vagina is or something, i dunno.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 17:25 ID:jWaNFBLm

fully erect it's about 7 inches, dunno if that's long or short or medium lenght since i've never seen another guys dong to compare and I've never had a girlfriend so there's been no girls who've seen it to compare.

I've also never seen a thread like this so no anonymous comparing there either. And may I note that 95% of the time it's this dopey little shriveled up thing that just hangs there in my pants.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 18:07 ID:Heaven

6-7 inches, it's long enough to penetrate high school girls so the exact numbers are no big deal.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 18:31 ID:Heaven

I have never measured the depth of my vagina and don't know any girl that has. One would have to wash the ruler afterwards, seems gross.

Maybe the girls itt should compare periods instead. Mine's super easy and regular. No cramps, except maybe for a few hours right before it starts.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:23 ID:KIbNjQ2l

>>4 has corrupted the thread.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:24 ID:Heaven

But periods are no fun :(. You just have to stick something in that you can put next to a ruler, you don't have to actually stick a ruler in, ya know. Anyway, my COCK is 6.5 inches long and 6 inches in circumference

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:25 ID:4XeJa6fb

8.5 inches
Makes up for the unattractiveness, maybe? You can't always get the short end of the genetic stick, methinks.

>95% of the time it's this dopey little shriveled up thing that just hangs there in my pants

Seems that way, doesn't it?

I heard that the average is 6-7 inches, so you're right on target.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:26 ID:4XeJa6fb

Dude, you must look like a Campbell's soup can.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 19:26 ID:Heaven

>>7 Actually, average size is more around 5-6.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 20:06 ID:Heaven

Mine's about 6 inches. So, I'd like to believe >>9 is right... but, being gay, I have more knowledge of other men's cocks than most guys in this thread, and it seems the averages really is more like 6.5-7. I know the statistics always come out at 5-6, but the reality seems different.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 20:53 ID:Heaven

You must have sampled a lot of cocks for that to be accurate. How big of a slut are you?

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 21:36 ID:Heaven

About 7.5-8 inches

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-21 23:11 ID:Heaven

just an average gay guy, I bet

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 01:16 ID:JdE5ENpz

Dear lord, does the idea of comparing dick sizes strike the 46-year old FBI agents as anywhere near as gross as that?

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 06:57 ID:Heaven


My dick was exactly 6 inches, last time I measured it.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 15:10 ID:Heaven

eww yourself, half the population has a period, it's not like some weird bizarro thing

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 15:46 ID:rS7SMCbm

>>16 I don't bleed out of my penis every month!

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 15:48 ID:jWaNFBLm

You don't? what the hell is wrong with me then?

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 17:11 ID:Heaven

Yeah, it's just BLOOD coming out of a woman's GENITALS.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 17:39 ID:Heaven

Girls are icky =n_n=

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 19:34 ID:kMtRa4/D

so where do you guys measure from? starting from the anus perhaps?
I have a ruler right here and 8 inches is a friggin 20cm. Seems like a mega schlong to me or am i just intimidated?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 21:52 ID:Heaven

>>19 ya, and I guess sperm's no big deal, it's just TINY WRIGGLING ANIMALS coming out of a PEETUBE

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 22:12 ID:4XeJa6fb

In Soviet Russia, period bleeds YOU! o wait

To my knowledge, you're supposed to measure from the point where the penis connects to the torso.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 22:31 ID:Heaven

They are not animals. Know your biology!

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-22 23:42 ID:zGdHw9ys


26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 00:37 ID:kMtRa4/D

right... a tad more than 5 inches :(

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 02:41 ID:Heaven

But we wern't taking about sperm... otherwise we start talking about that weird liquid that comes out of women they supposedly ejaculate.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 03:29 ID:Heaven

>>21 I'm 7.5 and when erect it reaches my belly button. Not as large as it may sound I guess?

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 04:59 ID:4XeJa6fb

Just remember, it's not the ocean liner's size, it's the quality of the food. Or something.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 07:18 ID:zGdHw9ys

>>28 must have a phenomenally stretched midriff

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 18:54 ID:kMtRa4/D

>>27 nobody believes that stuff anyway. Some horny scientist just didn't know how incontinent women can be. Still it sounds plausible when remembering that at the time female ejaculation was 'discovered,' people discovered tons of phenomena related to aroused women. Except for Bigfoot, perhaps

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-23 23:43 ID:KDtJBJ4/

Paging Dr. Oedipus and his Magic Wang™!

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 00:54 ID:bNM4KO3k

I'm about 6 inches. average, I've heard.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 01:02 ID:kMtRa4/D

You heard your dick is on average 6 inches? Get a ruler!

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-24 01:29 ID:Heaven

Anonymous has a large penis.
Anonymous ALWAYS has a large penis.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 06:50 ID:ADUnCA6W


37 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 15:24 ID:nVSCO3jx

about 5.5 inches. oh well!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 15:49 ID:jWaNFBLm

The size doesn't matter one darn bit, it's how you use it X_X

39 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-25 17:53 ID:4XeJa6fb

Or if you use it. I'm the biggest one here so far and I'm a virgin orz

40 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 04:51 ID:5JNMzu1E

41 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 06:11 ID:4XeJa6fb

According to that, I'm in the top 3% or whatever in penis size. I'm off the fucking chart in other areas.
What's with the circumference thing, though? An average penis is 5 inches in circumference?! Mine must be like 3 or so... wtf. Must measure tonight.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-26 08:59 ID:Heaven

Whoops, just measured. I'm not 8.5, just 8. :/
I did a circumference check though, and I got 5.5, so I guess I'm relatively thin but long.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2006-06-27 01:25 ID:FUmAo2fc

>>40 Maximum length of head: 3 inches? I'm scared ):

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