Like Me.

>>1 Me, too.

first 10 to answer are probably the top ten readers, right

but just for the record, i check 4-ch ca. three times a day on average, depending on how bored and where i am

and when i'm really bored i write something like the michael bolton thing

I guess I'll post here.

hi guys.

Not a thread gets past my watchful eye.

I'm not one of the top 10 readers of 4-ch. But I'm posting here anyway.

HEY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON 4-CH! :DDD

9 GET!

10GET. I'm the last one of the top readers it seems.

Guess I'm cooler than all of you

It's official, squeeks confirms: I am the top reader of 4-ch.

>>12 lies.

I made 1/3 of the threads in General and 1/4 of the threads in DQN

I indirectly made 100% of all threads anywhere. By the way, I'm God.

orzorzorz

No, I'm God. I'm in Heaven and you ain't, impostor.

>>17 is just dead.