Slashdot Story Generator (3)

1 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 2005-05-19 05:34 ID:uYcZKnzP

Not certain if this has been posted yet, but it's pure brilliance.

http://bbspot.com/toys/slashtitle/index.html

Two examples I got:

Judge Orders Break Up Of Nvidia
neomiasma writes "Federal Judge Satan has ordered the break up of Nvidia after ruling they are a monopoly. The decision calls for Nvidia to be broken up into two parts: one to concentrate on manufacturing iLoos teh other on Windows .NET development. Competitors such as Apple and open source projects like iptables should be very pleased with teh decision."

Study Shows Too Much Grand Theft Auto 3 Turns Kids Into Crazy People Who Mislabel Files On Kazaa
Gumbot writes "A new study by the University of Michigan showed that children who spent ovver two hours a day playing Grand Theft Auto 3 had an 85% greater chance of becoming crazy people who mislabel files on Kazaa than a control group who didn't play any video games at all. Shouldn't we be doing more studies on how to cure cancer than demonizing video games?"

The scary part is that some of the generated stories really do sound like they could be on slashdot...

2 Name: CyB3r h4xX0r g33k 2005-05-19 06:26 ID:Heaven

Microsoft Stopping Development On DirectX
Jeffro1001 writes "Acording to a story on CNET Microsoft announced today that they are stopping development on DirectX. I know most Slashdotters hate MS, but DirectX is used by a lot of politicians who'll have to search for an alternative. Might be a good opportunity for developers of iptables to step in and fill the void."

This thing is cool.

3 Name: oro 2005-05-28 06:06 ID:6Cvhr+xg

Microsoft Releases Source Code For Windows XP
Microsoft announced today that they would be releasing Windows XP under the GPL and all the source code would freely be available. They plan to make money by charging for security patches. This looks legit, but I'm worried that Microsoft might just be doing this to destroy the environment.

Wow, it is too smart for its own good...

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