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Legal statement from a previous Microsoft engineer who moved to google

>>Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft's CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: "Just tell me it's not Google." I told him it was Google.

At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google." ....

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

Steve Ballmer can kill anyone he wants! Steve Ballmer throws chairs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Steve Ballmer was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Ballmer killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Steve Ballmer totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2

MATT MATT MATT MATT MATT MATT

>>3 everybody knows he's a fucking asshole

I roared, and I rampaged.
And when I reach my destination, I am going to kill Google...

Google is superior to Microsoft. The angry chef should better save his table, for he soon won't have the money to pay for the damages. :)