Like most people interested in sw00t war3z on the interbutts, I decided to try bittorrent. That was about three years ago. Despite all the patches, firmware updates, client changes, port forwarding, backwarding, sidewarding and exorcising, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN BITTORRENT TO WORK. The closest thing I can get is Azureus chugging along at a paltry 14 kb/s, maybe once every two minutes. So an average doujin takes over a day to download, assuming I don't randomly get an NAT error that prevents me from connecting to anyone that isn't sending pieces by telegraph.

By this point, I don't really believe there is any way I can get BitTorrent to work. I've tried Shareaza (crashes on load) and Limewire (I can't seem to find anything of value, although it does work) as well as good ol'Kazaa (for the most part, works without a hitch).

Uhh...
Discuss.