Just what it says. We're going to wikipedia ourselves a fanfic of a famous anime. namely <a href=http://www.dragonballz.com/> Dragonball Z</a>
One day, Goku was relaxing in the forest.
Grandamster Kai watched from above, horrified, for he knew that a very dangerous enemy was approaching, one that would test Goku to the very limit of his powers.
One day, Goku was relaxing in the forest.
Grandamster Kai watched from above, horrified, for he knew that a very dangerous enemy was approaching, one that would test Goku to the very limit of his powers.
That enemy was Sageman, who has read too much bad anime fanfic lately and is compelled to sage the thread.
It's better this way. Trust me.
Then Spandam entered out of nowhere (Hey! Most crossovers are bad!). After his long make-out session with sweet Mary Sue over there points to a girl with large beautiful purple eyes and long flowing wavy golden hair shining like the sun and blowing gracefully in the wind, he had turned into an angelic bishie...thingy. He now began considering changing his name to Gary Stu, because, that's the male equivalent of Marry Sue, and because he no longer wanted anyone to call him Spanda, even though he still had that red-brown nose and those dark-circled eyes.
He walked over to Goku and said "Hi! I'm Spandam, formerly of CP9." and held out his hand, grimacing out the name of CP9 that Mary Sue made him desparately want to forget, along with all his S-and-M-psychopathic-mask-freak-jerk-thingy days. Now he was sickeningly sweet. gets nauseated
Goku then...
Spandam looked at Goku, and his eyes widened. He slapped his face. "Come out here, Funkfreed, and do something with...whoever...this is. Mary Sue doesn't want me to hang him, I can feel it."
Funkfreed came out of the woods, after Goku, sword trunk aimed at Goku fiercely. His cuteness, however, was not lessened at all.
"Wa ha ha," Spandam laughed. "You're sho cute." Mary Sue agreed.
Then...
Meanwhile, half a galaxy away, the people of earth were going about their business: eating, sleeping, making love, going to work, masturbating to Bible Black. They were completely unaware of the cosmic forces aligning against them, preparing their untimely demise.
Well, almost completely.
Except for this one dude writing crappy fanfiction.
Goku gsped. Oh Piccolo, spirit bomb my sphynxter again, it is so HAWT....~!!!1one!!
Piccoloes sweat was maeking there bodies clip and stuff.
Umf he said and came
it was amazing
buttsechs.
While Goku and Piccolo were "tossing the blanket," Sailor Moon just happened to be watching from the shadows, watching for incoming danger.
"Oh boy's love, that's so hawt!" she thought while watching, just barely squelching the need to pleasure herself by her own hand.
"I wish Amy or Rei would do that with me," she continued on, "that would be so dreamy~~~"
She then preoccupied herself with trying to figure out who would be in the dominating and dominated position in each pairing.
However, in doing so she didn't notice...
...Spandam coming up to her and kissing her, momentarily confusing her with Mary Sue. (Dang, Mary Sue ruined him! He doesn't even stumble over during the kiss or anything!)
Spiderman got into a jealous rage and shot webs at Spandam.
Superman just happened to be flying by and saw Spidey shooting at Spandam. So he decided that Spidey turned evil and decided to stop him.
Unfortunately for Superman, Spiderman had some kryptonite in his pants ...
"CURSES," cried Superman as he plummeted 2 the ground, "If only I hadn't tried to rape Spiderman!"
Spidey, having a sudden change of heart, swooped down and rescued Superman from certain doom.
"Oh... Spideru-san... Desu..." Superman said, gazing at Spidey in awe, "Is that kryptonite in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"
"Wrong." Spidey answered, "It's an erection."
Soandam reeled in pain briefly, but the pain pleasured him so.
"More.....i want MOREEEE!!!!1111!"
From the darkness, a shadowy figure observed all in silence, and contemplated the next step. No, it finally decided. It is too early to make my move. Besides, what the lurker saw was much too entertaining to disrupt at this early juncture.
The sheer ecstacy of his fulfilled love was too much for Superman, and he broke into song.
*Time is a valuable thing,
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings,
Watch it count down 'till the end of the day,
The clock ticks life away,
It's so unreal…
You didn't look out below,
Watch the time go right out the window,
Tryin to hold on,
Didn't even know, I wasted it all just to
(Chester)
watch you go…
(Mike)
I kept everything inside,
And even though I tried,
It all fell apart,
What it meant to me
Will eventually be,
A memory of a time when
(Chester)
I tried so hard and got so far,
but in the end,
It doesn't even matter,
I had to fall,
to lose it all,
but in the end,
It doesn't even matter,
*
"Oh Superman!" Spidey gushed. "How did you know I like emo music?"
"Let's just say Cupid told me," Superman replied.
Their faces neared one another, and they were about to kiss when suddenly...
... Edward showed up.
"Hey, c'mon, just 'cause my girl died doesn't mean that you need to steal my MAN too" cried Edward.
"Shut up, you spoony bard" yelled Superman, his eyes prepared to shoot lasers.
Edward began to sob "It's just not fair. Why does everything bad happen to ME? And why does everyone call me a spoony bard? I...It's all so unfair!" Edward began to sob and strum his harp.
"Shut up, Edward!" yelled Superman. He shot lasers at Edward. Edward hid behind a tree, still sobbing uncontrollably.
Then Cecil rushed ahead riding a giant black chocobo. He drew his sword and rushed at Superman.
Being the man of steel that he was, Superman scoffed at such a lame attempt at taking his life. The katana barely made a scratch on his heavenly sculpted chest.
"Hah, you're going to have to try better than that to get into these tights of mine."
Cecil hid his smile under the wispy white mane of his. Finally a worthy adversary. He knew he would enjoy making this conquest. With sword still in hand he whispered,
"Bankai."
Superman's smug look soon turned to that of horror. As he was bathed in green light, he gasped,
"Who would've thought that the bastard's bankai was a kryptonite chocobo?!"
The chocobo then raged on, tackling Superman. His chest, now bloody and deeply scarred, gave pain to Superman.
Fortunately, the border between pain and pleasure was thin, and Superman began to orgasm wildly.
The chocobo was rather pleased by this. "Warrrrk" he crowed happily.
Cecil awoke to find his precious Chocobo fondling Superman.
"Fluffy?!? I thought you loved ME!?!" he cried.
OH YEAAAAAHHH said Superman.
as he burst through a brick wall holding pitchers full of kool-aid
...and was brutally bludgeoned because he had psychological issues. Clark Kent ceased to exist.
But unbeknownst to our heros, adark evil was growing in the shadow realm.
The vil queen Jasmelda stood up from her thrown and said "I find this Goku interesting. And this... Man od steel too. THey will make fine... Specimines..."
SHe waved a prefect hand to her royal gard. He bowed low to his mistress.
"My lady i am ever at your service." e said. He was tall and hansome, with wavy hazel color hair and eyes like luminus moons.
"Go out and find me this... Super man... ANd this... Goku... Leav the spider alone tho. Hecannot possible help us in our mission.
She stood up and smild. "ah, such a puny race... They will make a delicious meal!"
Off course, Sephiroth was not amused at the thought of a witch taking more Specimens. After the 3 billionth clone, Sephy wasn't eager for more specemins.
So he drew his Murasame and rushed into Jasmelda's cave. "Bakka Chan! I will destroy you. For Mother!"
At that moment Sephiroth's arms broke under the weight of his ten foot-sword. He was more concerned that he might have broken a nail, though.
"No" said Goku. "You are the demons"
and then he was a zombie
Meanwhile, Edward the spoony bard (nobody knows what spoony means) was playing an emo tune on his harp by the river as all the pointless fighting took place. His song touched the heart of a fair maiden named Serena whom we call Bunny who is also Sailormoon who is not a sailor in this fic but a lovely lake spirit.
"Oh my beautiful spoony bard," Bunny crooned. "Please sing to me that tune again and I shall give you a magical scepter that can multiply your spoony powers to >9000 and let you transform into the most super awesome super hero ever."