Your programming language sucks! (3)

1 Name: !Rnwh1DpUoU 2005-07-09 12:40 ID:Heaven

I'm finding that I sit in IRC channels, and being the dirty troll I am, start these stupid wars and trollfests over what languages suck.
My list of languages and why:

  • Java : Who thought it was a good idea to teach an OOL to students who still don't get the jist of a procedural language? STOP TEACHING IT. NO ONE USES IT BECAUSE ITS SLOW AS HELL. Also: NULLPO!
  • Ruby : The only people who seem to know this language is about 100 people in Japan, and the 4000 odd Japanophiles who are either SA Goons, or permabanned and are seeking revenge.
  • Perl : The only thing that sucks about this language is the groups of Perl programmers on discussion boards/newsgroups who take a script that is, for example, 20 lines long and readable, and turn it into this clusterfuck of obfuscation and lack of new lines taking up 2 lines.
  • PHP : See http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1120533289
  • Python : Whitespace should never be a contributing factor to code interpretation. EVER.

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