Mainining over a million lines of php code, without a lick of version control.

containing shit like:

foreach ($array as $key=>$value) {
  if ($foo == $searchkey) {
    doSomething($value);
    break;
  }
}

And:

file1.php:

<?php
switch ($foo) {
    case 'something': foo(); break;
    case 'somethingelse': bar(); break;

file2.php:

<?php
include('file1.php');
    case 'AND SOMETHING MORE': baz(); break;
}

I quit. I enjoyed every moment of my 4 weeks notice, smiling, dancing, happy, for the first time in my life, I could see the end of the horror.