Well, randomly, one day, outta nowhere, I thought it would be fun to digitize my brain. Obviously this is impossible, but at the very least I can create functions and methods based on my brain functions. So I built this JavaScript thingy... Yeah, probably would never get actually used for anything, but whatever, just thought it would be fun.....

So now I’m posting it here and asking anyone (who feels like it) to add to the code, or maybe just make your own version. Just kinda curious what other people’s minds are like, and what other fancy things of code can be scratched up...

	function IsDoable(PersonObj)
	{
		//General preference (primary blocks)
			if (PersonObj.sex == "male") { return false; }
			if (PersonObj.age < 11 || PersonObj.age > 30) { return false; }
			if (PersonObj.IsAsian == false) { return false; }		// 	~WORD!~
		
		var DoablePoints = 0;
		
		//Bust size watch
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "A") { DoablePoints = DoablePoints + 1; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "B") { DoablePoints = DoablePoints + 5; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "C") { DoablePoints = DoablePoints + 10; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "D") { DoablePoints = DoablePoints + 20; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "E") { DoablePoints = DoablePoints + 40; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "F") { return true; return true; return true; return true; return true; }
			if (PersonObj.CupSize = "f") { return true; return true; return true; return true; return true; }
		
		//Smartness watch
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 120 && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 110)  { DoablePoints += 5; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 110 && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 100)  { DoablePoints += 10; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 100 && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 90)    { DoablePoints += 20; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 90   && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 80)    { DoablePoints += 25; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 80   && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 70)    { DoablePoints += 10; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 70   && PersonObj.SmartnessIQ > 50)    { DoablePoints -= 10; }
			if (PersonObj.SmartnessIQ < 50)                                                             { return false; }
		
		/*
			3-sizes measurement - here we will average the top and bottom sizes, and take that result number, and them compare it with the middle size
			This number created from comparison will be a percentage or basically:
			
			Avg12Nbr = (Size1 + Size3) / 2        //Get the average of size one and three
			FileNbr = Size2 / Avg12Nbr
			
			So if FileNbr = 0; then the person is shaped like an hour-glass
			if MidPrcnt > Avg12Nbr, the fatness of the person exceeds the bust and hip/waist sections
		*/
		
		//Mid-section watch
			var Avg12Nbr = (PersonObj.ThreeSizes.Size1 + PersonObj.ThreeSizes.Size3) / 2;
			var MidPrcnt = PersonObj.ThreeSizes.Size2 / Avg12Nbr;
			
			if (MidPrcnt == 1.00) 	{ return false; }	// No tubes =_=
			if (MidPrcnt > Avg12Nbr) 	{ return false; }	// that would be.... scary  :S
			if (MidPrcnt == 0) 	{ return false; }	// Is that even possible?  o.o
			if (MidPrcnt < 0.50) 	{ return false; }	// Don't think it's possible... but just in case
			
			//Grade - based on if true between values
			if (0.70 > MidPrcnt && MidPrcnt < 0.65) { DoablePoints += 10; }
			if (0.75 > MidPrcnt && MidPrcnt < 0.70) { DoablePoints += 15; }
			if (0.80 > MidPrcnt && MidPrcnt < 0.75) { DoablePoints += 10; }
			if (0.85 > MidPrcnt && MidPrcnt < 0.80) { DoablePoints += 8; }
			if (0.90 > MidPrcnt && MidPrcnt < 0.85) { DoablePoints += 5; }
		
		//Return result
			if (DoablePoints > 55)
			{
				return true;
			} else {
				return false;
			}
		
	}

you forgot

const CHANCE_OF_ACTUALLY_DOING = 0

Holy fuck. I've seen some pathetic shit on 4-ch and Waka/iichan, but this… I am in awe at the level of destitution here. Truly incredible. Congrats, >>1.

Also, it's great that you'll consider a twelve-year-old "doable." That's totally awesome.

Hey, it's amusing. Not exactly my tastes though...

BTW, brains > bust

Somewhat amusing.

Though, I agree with >>5

>>4
What's wrong with loli?

>>1, have you taken a psych class? I'm shocked that you know about the ideal .7 ratio for female bodies.

my code
#include <iostream>

Int main () {
Int look;
Int food;
cin >> look;
if (look == food)
cout << "mmmm";
cin >> food;
}

>>1, you have a bug in your code...If you saw a really fat girl with F-cup breasts, it would return true. Also, there are no checks on the beauty of her face...

If you were making AI, your robots would soon be killing us all over little programming mistakes like this.

shoot '>>1', 'face' while 1;