LOLCODE (11)

1 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-29 08:56 ID:qnKOhy2R

Hello everyone! I just wanted to share my joy with you about this new and totally amazing programming language. Forget your Javas and Cees, prepare to be blown away, I'm introducing to you LOLCODE!!!1[1]

HAI WORLD:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

COUNT!!1:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

[1] http://lolcode.com/

2 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-29 13:59 ID:Heaven

This kind of shit has been done a million times over.

http://esolangs.org/wiki/Joke_language_list
some of http://esolangs.org/wiki/Language_list

It was hardly funny or clever the first time, but it sure isn't now.

3 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-29 17:49 ID:FNIgu+/K

lmao

4 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-30 12:29 ID:Heaven

And this particular joke-like construct wasn't very funny even the first time, and the fifteenth-thousandth Impact-on-funny-photo later, it's certainly hasn't gained anything.

In summary, die in a fire.

5 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-30 15:00 ID:qnKOhy2R

>>2,4
Good sir/lady, I believe you lack what we call "a sense of humor", I'm afraid you'll have to leave my thread.

Thanks for cooperation.

6 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-30 15:42 ID:Heaven

>>1,3,5
Good sir/lady, I believe you lack what we call "a sense of humor", I'm afraid you'll have to leave my internet.

Thanks for cooperation.

7 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-30 19:20 ID:IFwh84W/

>>1-6 same fag.

8 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-05-31 05:16 ID:Heaven

I propose an esolang that resembles Internet flaming.

9 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-06-01 12:50 ID:Heaven

>>5

As >>6 implied, it's because I have a sense of humor that I do not find this funny at all. No matter what you may have inferred from reading internet forums, not every case of somebody not finding something funny can be refuted by the "you have no sense of humor" argument.

10 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-06-01 14:46 ID:Heaven

God, when the hell did this place become so terribly gay?

11 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2007-06-02 07:44 ID:Heaven

>>10
Not sure, but I think it had something to do with all the flaming

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