>>1
Ok, learning Python would be a good first start (like others said). All Python distributions come with a GUI kit now, so it's even better as a starter language. And install pygame for any sort of 2d graphics onto the screen. When you've decided you're good enough, learn C++ and SDL (not that hard really, but installing SDL for a compiler is a P.I.T.A.)

>>9
GTFO the internet. How old are you, 10? Asshat...