> for a Python tutorial

If you don't immediately know where to find thousands of such examples you have no business teaching people.

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            #include                              <time.h>
             #include/*                     _  ,o*/  <stdlib.h>
             #define  c(C)/*     -      . */return      ( C); /*    2004*/
              #include   <stdio.h>/*.   Moekan           "'   `\b-'     */
                typedef/*  */char   p;p* u                     ,w       [9
                  ][128] ,*v;typedef  int _;_   R,i,N,I,A               ,m,o,e
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   !u)c(C("      bad\40input  "));if(E(z[2],"rb" )){for(N=-1;256> i;n[i++] =-1   )a[
   i]=0;       for(i=I=0;   i<o&&(R  =fgetc(   f))>-1;i++)++a[R] ?(R==N)?( ++I>7)?(n[
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 ]             =u [i])?1:(*w[I]=   46))?(a             [I++]=i):0:0:0;D();}if(I<1)c(C(
              "  bad\40la" "yout  "))for(i            =0;256>(R=  i);n[i++]=R)for(A=8;
             A  >0;A --)   R  = ( (R&1)==0)          ?(unsigned int)R>>(01):((unsigned
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           &&       R-(_)* w[i])*(                   v++)=    (p)R;*v=0;}for(sprintf
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              );}if     (R==k[I])      c(      (E(z[3  ],"wb+"))?fwrite(
             /* */   u,o,1,f)?D          ()|C("  \n    OK."):0    :C(
            "  \n  WriteError"            ))  for  (i  =+I-
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                                      */
                                     }

>>3

I can't read this program beyond the string manipulation, but I want to compile and execute it anyway.

>>5
If you can read that code you have achieved nearly complete literacy in C.

Heaven, I can write a tutorial since I know of people who knows way less than me :)