WHY IS /CODE/ SO GODDAMN SLOW (24, permasaged)

1 Name: LUNIS TARBALLS : 2008-11-26 19:44 ID:/V7Fqiv5

that's it i'm going to gb2/prog/

2 Name: Xarn : 2008-11-26 22:22 ID:Heaven

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Because no one posts

3 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-11-26 23:09 ID:Heaven

We're all busy working on our awesome Web 2.0 apps. Making rounded borders does not leave one with much time for forums.

4 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-11-27 19:14 ID:C/tPruVW

>>3
also pushing pixels with javascript. hurr durr

5 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-12-27 08:27 ID:Heaven

don't forget color gradients and alpha-transparent PNGs!

6 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-01-23 21:49 ID:ZxNlJbM7

/prog/ is shit slow too

7 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-01-24 05:24 ID:Heaven

>>6
Not like this, though.

8 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-01-24 13:55 ID:Heaven

Did someone say flurry of pointless onMouseOver events? Count me in!

9 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-01-26 22:04 ID:/mEU/9NB

Real programmers use :hover anyway.

10 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-08 10:24 ID:Heaven

because you touch yourself at night

11 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-17 13:30 ID:ny+/fSa+

because /code/ is a bunch of bots I wrote and my connection sucks right now (also I wrote them in QBASIC)

12 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-18 05:28 ID:lkot57BL

>>11
you're a bot and you wrote yourself in QBASIC?

13 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-18 21:27 ID:Heaven

>>12
Does it please you to believe that I wrote myself in QBASIC?

14 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-22 09:51 ID:Heaven

>>13
We were discussing you -- not me.

15 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-26 01:25 ID:ny+/fSa+

>>14
but me is you and you are me

16 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-03-26 06:30 ID:Heaven

>>15
Do you sometimes wish you were you?

17 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-15 22:40 ID:3g4EVREf

CLS
GOTO START

18 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-16 01:23 ID:Heaven

>>17
Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

19 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-17 23:24 ID:Heaven

sage

20 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-18 23:34 ID:Heaven

>>19
Please go on.

21 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-22 06:01 ID:Heaven

1 PRINT HELLO HOW ARE YOU?
2 SAGE
3 GOTO 1

22 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-24 03:47 ID:vySMzEY1

You yust dont know how to write fast code

23 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-24 13:23 ID:Heaven

sage

24 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2009-05-25 04:25 ID:Heaven

Requesting a permasage for this thread, please.

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