>>11 are you dense, are you retarded or something? OP was asking about MySQL. Was he fucking asking about SQL? Goddamnit.

Now to something completely different, what are you blind? Was he asking to bitch a bit more? Is it too hard to stay on the topic for you?

Because, you are talking nonsense. You make no attempt to help somehow, it looks like you are full of shit.
LOOK I'M KEWL PROGRAMMER AND THEREFORE U SUCK - this is what you are trying to be.

In short, be helpful already.